ubik vs Armed and Dangerous (3060 views)

au remedy
ca bN
au biggz-
au ka7o
au tbc
nz blox1n
au Travis Bickle
nz nAs
au arni
au tbc

Season 3, ladder match (1st vs 4th).
20.02.11 10:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nas 57 kills
Killing Spree ubik/umAd 6 frags without being killed
Accountant nas 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ThePinkBandit 22 gibs
...and stay dead! ThePinkBandit 73% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning WitcheR 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ThePinkBandit 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nas 147 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! WitcheR 259 damage per frag
What objective? nas 336 XP
Red Shirt nas 57 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ubik/umAd 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ubik/umAd 202 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ubik/biggz- 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ubik/biggz- 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nas973365757142315873056502790/014/528/2616/121539654
WitcheR84295475680214901891602160/00/347/262/1319216447
iM. zYzz intel2714512415320208943514640/00/311/253/1117499311
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH672162842701459118415530/04/621/244/821120035
IN72992144196345833257482757610120/018/6107/2425/818314047
ubik/biggz-782954557121426773057084230/06/428/2010/61729848
ThePinkBandit671603043222311456245234330/05/36/2322/615210135
ubik//rEMEDy cK83284384640011681262842300/03/733/242/617913734
Pig67285385463116788868192340/05/427/237/720812047
ubik/umAd71213324570014602060002780/02/222/248/7188133611
interlude5213917337008335843471190/02/47/157/519813237
ubik/701376200278586886363703368117170/023/4123/1556/518312047
Player Summary for karsiah_te2
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nas15032962011989654690/04/10/34/1KDKKKKDDKKK/KDDT
WitcheR28212710016781142180/00/02/50/1DDK/DKDDD
iM. zYzz intel1414172100493114700/00/11/40/1DKDDDSDD
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH601435300068580000/00/11/32/2DDKDDDKKX
IN63811525811228453743870/04/34/156/5
ubik/biggz-714057400366167530/00/05/30/1KX//KDDKD/KDK
ThePinkBandit833656102188410032110/00/26/01/2KDT/KDKDKKTDD
ubik//rEMEDy cK1001922000157118200/00/11/01/0/KDK
Pig60213520016465501120/02/10/11/2KK/DDKDD
ubik/umAd7004071200098143500/01/04/12/1KDXKKKKKK
ubik/20315622219026374328453260/03/416/55/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nas8841891103106785900/01/00/37/2SKK/D/KDDKK/KKDKD
WitcheR25122800026681091180/00/02/20/3DKKDDD/D/D
iM. zYzz intel502512100033284600/00/01/20/0KDD
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH752734100046595400/00/13/10/1DDDDKKK
IN601051423310525323750180/01/16/87/6
ubik/biggz-1002366000310604581010/00/13/11/1KDK//KKD/KKD
ThePinkBandit33726200234555400/00/00/22/3KD/DKXD/D
ubik//rEMEDy cK10044330002667465180/00/03/10/0/KK/KD
Pig5721471212909368800/01/00/04/3DS/KKDKT/DKS
ubik/umAd2815271004769687580/00/02/20/1/DK/K/DD/
ubik/64110172942113375025322570/01/18/67/8
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nas6413316256015318523971220/07/19/141/7D/KDDD/KKD/T/DDDKXKDDKKDD/KKDKDKDDDKKDXKDKKD
WitcheR10816726243024435941081620/00/226/122/6DKKKDKKDDKKKKDKKD/KKDDK/KDD/DDKDKD/KKDKKDDDKKDTKKDTK
iM. zYzz intel361068222110126423584640/00/29/130/7DSDDDDDDXKDDDTDDKKDDDDKKKDXKDKDXDD
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH631021219201226173851530/03/310/110/3KDDDKDDD/KKK/DKKDDKDDDDDTKKDDKKD
IN68508629013151111425127148010/010/854/503/23
ubik/biggz-100127252551114396424432290/06/38/79/0KDKDK/KKSDKK/K//DKDKK/KDKK/DK//KDK/K/KKKK/K/K//DTDK
ThePinkBandit6669121811215193015241780/01/10/1012/0KS/DDDK/K/DKD/K/KDKDKKDKKKDDSDT
ubik//rEMEDy cK10414625243006399333431760/03/521/131/2KKDDK/KDKDKDDKDKKK/DK/KKKD/KDDDK/DDKDKDKKD/KKKXKDXK
Pig7012719272001137693800180/00/117/142/1/DDKD/K/KDK/KDKD/K/K/KDK//KKDDK/KKDDDDK/DKKDDK
ubik/umAd506911222006214924081300/00/16/125/3/DKK/KDKKKKDDDKD/KKD/K/DDDDD/DDDD
interlude47919194005209330911180/01/26/62/5/KDKDDKKDDKDDDDDKDKDK/K/DD//
ubik/7362910113527324717898166098490/011/1358/6231/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nas1411302417511634891740880/02/319/64/2K/K/XKKKDT/KDSKDKKDDKK/K/KKK/KKKKKDKKKKDDDD
WitcheR100951717400733132819180/00/117/70/3K/DK/DXK/KDKKKDDKKK/KK/K/KK/KDDKDDD
iM. zYzz intel20021001100000/00/00/63/3DDTSDKKDDDDDD
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH7173101410022144281000/01/17/92/2DKDK/KDKKDDDKKDKDDK/KDDD
IN832985358102215894673691060/03/543/289/10
ubik/biggz-47105919303620452132900/00/012/90/4/KTKDDKDDTTD//KKD/DDDD/DKDDK/KK
ThePinkBandit84481113800314031442440/04/00/117/1DKXDDXDK/KDKDKD/KKDDKDKKK/
ubik//rEMEDy cK4775817100215812294360/00/18/100/4KDDKDDDKD/DKDKDDKDKDDDDK/
Pig801161215110225642101240/02/210/80/1KDK/DKKKDDKKKKDDDDDDDKSD/KK
ubik/umAd80891215200421212470900/01/110/91/2KD/KDKDKXDDKDDKK/DD/KDD/KKKK
interlude574881430031265125610/01/21/95/0KDKD/KKKD/DDDKDDKKDD/D
ubik/66481609318132010979116952850/08/641/5613/12

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Player Chats
[11:45]: McBrain disconnected
[11:45]: McBrain connected
[11:41]: Allies team locked from spectators by ubik//rEMEDy cK
[11:37]: Allies capture the Old City!
iM. zYzz intel [11:24]: I've got this!
[11:14]: McBrain disconnected
ubik/biggz- [11:06]: mcbrain?
nas [10:59]: good player
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [10:57]: ^
iM. zYzz intel [10:53]: ^^
ubik/biggz- [10:50]: get someone :x
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [10:43]: resettigtng]
[10:42]: Allies have destroyed the Old City Door!
[10:42]: Allies have captured the Old City!
[9:51]: Allies have transmitted the South Documents!
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [8:53]: ROFL
nas [8:15]: lol
[8:09]: Allies have transmitted the North Documents!
[8:09]: Allies have transmitted both Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:51
[Intermission]: poopiehead connected
iM. zYzz intel [Intermission]: all me
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: lets go pooman
nas [Warmup]: pooman
McBrain [Warmup]: Spawn :: Back (Depot)
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [Warmup]: it says his awaitng gamestate on his screen
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [Warmup]: lmao
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: heh
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: so
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: is he coming back? D:
ubik//rEMEDy cK [Warmup]: WITH OUT HACK
ubik//rEMEDy cK [Warmup]: LD
ThePinkBandit [Warmup]: what would martha stewart say
nas [Warmup]: something about cooking is my guess
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: d_d
nas [3:32]: wtf
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [3:32]: ROFL
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [3:30]: HAHAHAHHA
nas [3:22]: IF STOMPY WERE HERE..
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [3:13]: he cant join this server
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [3:09]: he can join woodducsk etc
WitcheR [2:30]: why
[2:25]: McBrain connected
McBrain [2:24]: ~rifle~
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [2:17]: LOL
ThePinkBandit [2:11]: lmao
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [1:45]: RFOL
ubik//rEMEDy cK [1:39]: plan
[1:29]: Allies capture the Old City!
nas [1:21]: HMM
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [1:12]: plz open!!!
ubik/biggz- [0:59]: run over my mines plz
[0:55]: McBrain disconnected
[0:55]: McBrain connected
WitcheR [0:29]: is dubrovwhatever seriously next
[0:25]: Allies have destroyed the Old City Door!
[0:25]: Allies have captured the Old City!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:51)
iM. zYzz intel [Intermission]: extend!
iM. zYzz intel [Intermission]: lol
ThePinkBandit [Intermission]: ok
ThePinkBandit [Intermission]: i extend my penis
nas [Intermission]: good website biggz awesome
iM. zYzz intel [Warmup]: tnice troll....
iM. zYzz intel [13:55]: COME AT ME BRO!
iM. zYzz intel [13:52]: U MIRIN?
iM. zYzz intel [13:24]: im on no1's team
iM. zYzz intel [13:21]: ffa
interlude [12:47]: fag movie
ubik/umAd [12:35]: need u jump ur panzer first
[12:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:01]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
iM. zYzz intel [10:52]: COME AT ME!
[10:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
iM. zYzz intel [9:33]: HACKER
[9:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nas [8:25]: mcbrain there?
[5:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
iM. zYzz intel [3:08]: I AM BOSS
[3:08]: McBrain disconnected
[2:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
ubik//rEMEDy cK [0:01]: PLANNED
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
nas [Intermission]: EXPected
ThePinkBandit [Intermission]: me n rem set that up
ubik//rEMEDy cK [Countdown]: GL HDF
[13:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:06]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
nas [11:03]: 2Slow
[10:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
iM. zYzz intel [9:50]: NO
iM. zYzz intel [9:47]: NO
iM. zYzz intel [9:46]: :(
[9:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
iM. zYzz intel [8:05]: I RLY DON'T WANNA PLAY!
nas [8:00]: LEAVE then
iM. zYzz intel [7:51]: CAN I?
[7:28]: iM. zYzz intel disconnected
[6:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:10]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [5:05]: LMAO
[4:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
WitcheR [4:12]: fuck you're shit
[3:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:19 (original: 15:00)
ubik//rEMEDy cK [Intermission]: THANKS
ubik//rEMEDy cK [Intermission]: GUYS
ubik/umAd [Intermission]: gg
ubik/biggz- [Intermission]: bb
Pig [Intermission]: excellant gaming
COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH [Intermission]: .quit
[Intermission]: Pig disconnected
ThePinkBandit [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: COFE_INSIDE_IS_FLESH disconnected
ubik/biggz- [Intermission]: cancel bets obvs
WitcheR [Intermission]: you guys are fucking gay
ubik/biggz- [Intermission]: :/
ThePinkBandit [Intermission]: cry it up witcher rofl

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