identikal norwayn kunts vs Queens (5082 views)

fi Sungi
fi maanviljelija
fi Coldheart
gb razz
lv Clown
ee frEeze
04.03.11 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ink maanv1ljel44 36 kills
Killing Spree Q.C 7 frags without being killed
Accountant INK Coldheart 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Q.C 11 gibs
...and stay dead! Q.C 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ink maanv1ljel44 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! iNk hyppyriRotta 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer INK Coldheart 140 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Q.rAZZ 291 damage per frag
What objective? Q.C 290 XP
Red Shirt Q.C 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? INK Coldheart 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore INK Coldheart 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink maanv1ljel44 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ink maanv1ljel44 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Q.C60290325111201156235369720/03/326/350/017610177
Q.rAZZ551722138600849105812720/00/321/220/523415336
Q.FRZZ8420431373001456875148420/03/227/201/118313934
Q.666668412620203316220163291860/06/274/201/119813146
ink maanv1ljel4475191364771416612561263721/05/232/262/117012834
INK Coldheart941783234900105292537800/12/230/240/016515848
iNk hyppyriRotta55161234230212497848671190/01/218/276/221611657
iNk 735309112319163816395163714911/08/280/278/218413446
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Q.C10028661003631735180/02/04/30/0KK/K/DKKDK/D
Q.rAZZ201815000350644300/00/01/20/0/D/K/D
Q.FRZZ6627462001109592600/00/04/50/0DKDKK/DKDD
Q.62731117300722322104180/02/09/100/0
ink maanv1ljel441002155201079487080/00/15/41/0KDTDKDKDKDK
INK Coldheart663246100196791200/00/14/40/0D/KDDKDKKD
iNk hyppyriRotta332313100234345000/00/01/10/1X/D/K
iNk 6676101440132104223280/00/210/91/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Q.C2535280002694847180/00/02/60/0D/DDK/KDDD
Q.rAZZ33362600018021074180/00/22/30/0/KKDDDDD
Q.FRZZ83425610011061120100/01/04/40/1DKKKDD/DKKD
Q.47113920100425573122360/01/28/130/1
ink maanv1ljel448322562003102194600/01/04/30/1K/DDK/K/KKDX
INK Coldheart15025640001101875400/00/06/30/0KD/KKDDKKK
iNk hyppyriRotta125335410111083857800/01/13/22/0/DDKKKKKDT
iNk 119801614301531222557800/02/113/82/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Q.C29116931000526273272180/01/38/230/0/DDKDDDDDDKDDKDDD//K/DDDDDK/DDKKDDDKDDKD
Q.rAZZ561181425600336024295540/00/114/170/4DKDDDKKD/KDDDDDDKDKDDDDKDKDK/DDKKDK/KKD
Q.FRZZ8613520230001035313021420/02/217/111/0DDDK/KKK//DKD/KKDDKK/KDDKD/KK/DK/KKK/KK/DKD
Q.573694379600189760105881140/03/639/511/4
ink maanv1ljel44115126232030093729309900/04/118/101/0DK/KKKDK/DKKKDKKD/D/KKK//KKDKDKKK/K/KDDKDK/
INK Coldheart115119221980083307310100/02/120/110/0K/K/DDKKDK/KK//XKKKKDK/KKKKDK/KKDKDKDDDKD/
iNk hyppyriRotta531051630101935523560390/00/114/193/1K/KK/K/DDD/K/DTKDKD/DDKKDKDKDD/KDDDDDK/DDK/KDDK
iNk 943506169120126105889760390/06/352/404/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Q.C250111156102011671515180/00/012/30/0K/KKDKDKKKKKKKDKSKKKS
Q.rAZZ20004200010000/00/04/00/1KKKDK/
Q.FRZZ10002200020000/00/02/00/0K/K/
Q.1831112110102041671515180/00/018/30/1
ink maanv1ljel441822316013458112113641/00/05/90/0DDDDKKDDDDK/DTSDT/D/T/
INK Coldheart02050000061100/10/00/60/0DDDDXXDX
iNk hyppyriRotta2001500000000/00/00/51/0DDDKDD
iNk 1324426013458118223641/10/05/201/0

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Player Chats
ink maanv1ljel44 [Countdown]: gl hf
INK Coldheart [Countdown]: hf lad <3
[9:15]: The Doors are opening!!
[9:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:01]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[9:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[9:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:00]: FIGHT!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:51
INK Coldheart [Intermission]: Bit laggy :s
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: a bit
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: :SS
[1:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[1:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[1:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:59]: FIGHT!
[1:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:29]: Main blast door opening!
[1:19]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink maanv1ljel44 [0:29]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:51)
Q.rAZZ [Intermission]: gg
INK Coldheart [Intermission]: wp lad
ink maanv1ljel44 [Intermission]: pds
ink maanv1ljel44 [Intermission]: why u lag so much :S
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: ah
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: 5-10mins
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: pds going to eat
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: fuck off
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: :DDD
iNk hyppyriRotta [Warmup]: fuk u
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: waited half an fucking hour
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: well u know its shkar
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: get merc then
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: nah
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: go
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: rup
INK Coldheart [Countdown]: hf druwyn <3
Q.rAZZ [Countdown]: u2
iNk hyppyriRotta [Countdown]: lordi :P
ink maanv1ljel44 [Countdown]: infernal
[10:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
iNk hyppyriRotta [0:39]: fuk u
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Q.rAZZ [Intermission]: gg
iNk hyppyriRotta [Intermission]: : DDDDDDDDDDDD
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: i won easy moneyz
iNk hyppyriRotta [Warmup]: FOR ALLAH !!!
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: same
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: if youre going to set a time then imma mad :P
ink maanv1ljel44 [Warmup]: brb need to take a shower
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: rup
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: rup
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: is he going to rup in a minute ?
Q.rAZZ [Warmup]: remind me not to play with faggots that take 1 hour to ready up
iNk hyppyriRotta [Warmup]: fuk u
Q.FRZZ [Warmup]: remind me not to play with losers like razz :P
ink maanv1ljel44 [11:49]: watch out
[11:08]: Q.FRZZ disconnected
ink maanv1ljel44 [11:06]: MAD Perhaps?
ink maanv1ljel44 [10:35]: nice clown :P
[10:09]: Q.rAZZ disconnected
ink maanv1ljel44 [9:57]: wp clown
iNk hyppyriRotta [9:56]: shouts lordi cele rakjim8
iNk hyppyriRotta [9:01]: fuk u
[8:59]: iNk hyppyriRotta disconnected
ink maanv1ljel44 [4:47]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [4:36]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [4:36]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [1:25]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [1:25]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [1:24]: :{D
ink maanv1ljel44 [1:19]: clown cant get a kill :<
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: INK Coldheart disconnected

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