Descent vs Green Eggs (5287 views)

us kARDON
ca Bebit
is phyZiC
us sandbag
us Larky
ca embarrassed
us ShootR
us Vorgue
ca hodgybeats
us a&w
06.05.11 05:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth eggs bad 99 kills
Killing Spree des.renegade 8 frags without being killed
Accountant des.phyZiC 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! des.Larky 31 gibs
...and stay dead! des.Larky 46% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning eggs bad 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! des.Larky 44 SPAM kills
Fragstealer des.bebit 166 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eggs embarrassed 269 damage per frag
What objective? des.phyZiC 485 XP
Red Shirt eggs gay 112 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eggs Thurnis 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore des.bebit 159 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut des.bebit 6 team kills
Gingerbread man des.phyZiC 36 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
eggs gay60341671128012811658142254420/07/946/5713/15174127410
eggs embarrassed4430343971300219514126742240/01/939/493/17221131310
eggs hodgybeats78380688611102211273131923820/16/657/395/1816615255
eggs bad102484999725022216831142082712/03/672/5214/1617014666
eggs Thurnis483515110314441910696136659740/01/535/4818/20210128311
eggs 6618593284957157112599726796422932/018/5249/4853/2018813748
des.phyZiC101485868413113615989119644430/09/167/405/618614145
des.renegade88476839225243014237123075120/06/169/4512/1517213186
des.kARDON673997410729451414738136389000/12/554/6720/1819912355
des.bebit 884466877210612112461228410101/15/356/5411/916516046
des.Larky7138567923133231175497796220/013/85/4944/1117510347
des.8221913784521191019115679645997234871/035/8251/4992/1117913256
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eggs gay439517392008378952991190/02/410/185/6DDK/KDDKKKKDKDDD//DDKDDDKKDDDD/D/DKDDDKDKK/DKDD/KDD/KDDD
eggs embarrassed30711033100825723385360/00/710/140/3/KDKDDDDKDD/DDD/DDD/KDKKXDD/KDDDKK///DDDDDKD
eggs hodgybeats761062330210839305042580/02/320/141/6D/KDDDKK/KDDKDD/DKDKD/DKDKKDDDKK//DKXKXKKSK/KKXDKDKD/KDK
eggs bad6011821358026437545631350/01/410/167/8DDKDDDDD/KKDDKKKDK/DDDDDKKDKDDDKDDDK/TDKK/KD/T/KKDDKKKDDKD
eggs Thurnis328311343229270749852720/00/210/133/4DKDDD/KKDDDDKKDDKDDDDK//K/DTDKT/D///SDDDDSKD/DK
eggs 484738217116343917373232746200/05/2060/7516/27
des.phyZiC106175323030021545439242400/07/023/62/3KXKK/K/KK/DDK/K/K/KK/KK/DKK/K/K/KDK/D/KKK/KDK/KDK/DKKK//KK//K/D
des.renegade9615128293001352063754400/06/118/114/6/KKDKD/DDKD/KK/K/DKK//KKDKKXKKDK/DK/KD/KDXDKD/K/KDDKDK/KKKK
des.kARDON7912227349246540435617070/01/116/2311/2T/KD/KDDKDKKKKDDKKKDDK/T/K/KDDDKDSTTKDDXKKKDKKDKKXDDD/KDDKDDKDKSKDD
des.bebit 95142222360410339336372800/04/120/102/3KKTK///KDKK/D/KD/KK/K/DKKD/DXKKTKD/TXDKTKDDKKKDKDKD
des.Larky681012029130111381724971010/02/20/1211/5X/DDKDKKKK/KDDD/D/KKXDKDK/K/K/KK/K/DDKT//DDDDDKKDKKD
des.89691129145342961232741737313680/020/577/6230/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eggs gay645911170004149518391550/03/13/93/3/DKDDKDDK//KKDKK/KKDDKDDDDDK
eggs embarrassed226141810051877262600/00/04/90/5KXD/K/DDDD/D/KDDDK/DDDD
eggs hodgybeats70701217100320112722540/01/011/60/7D/DKKDKDDD/KDKKK/DKKDKKDDKDDD
eggs bad1117720183006263229881000/01/115/71/4K/KKKKDKKDDD//KDKK/DK/DK/KDKKKKDKKDKDD
eggs Thurnis545712223213230119691090/00/04/129/5DTK/DKKDKSKKDDDKDKKDDD/KDDKDS/DDDDK
eggs 6432459928212110316121444180/05/237/4313/24
des.phyZiC81751316210426941992880/00/113/80/1DKDKDDKD/KKDKDKDDKKD/K/K/SKKD
des.renegade787811146026194419091080/00/013/50/3K//KDDKKKDXKK/DK/K/DDDDKT/KT
des.kARDON788915197213285625391210/00/111/95/5DDTKKDD/XDK/K/DDKKDDKKKDKDDKDKKDXKSSK
des.bebit 8810315175021251220024890/00/19/117/4DKDKXDDKTT/KKKDDKDDDDDKDDKKDKKKDKKXD
des.Larky93981516530421381874750/02/20/713/1K//DDKDKSKK/KDDDKK/DKDKDKSKDKKKS
des.84443698225651812144103168810/02/546/4025/14
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eggs gay919322244011034873193780/02/218/113/0KDKK/KKDTD/DKDDKKK/DDK/DKK/K/DKDDD/KK/KKK/KDKK/
eggs embarrassed66921624500628153361540/01/112/133/4DKDXKDDDK/KDK/KDDDKKD/DKD/DKD/DKKDKDKD/KK
eggs hodgybeats9510720213008294224622700/03/014/103/3D/KDKDKKDD/KKKKKD/DD/KDDKKKDKK/DK/K/K/KKD
eggs bad1901743820100075776308602/01/028/125/1DKK/KDDKKDKKKKDKKKK/KDDDKKKKKKDKDK/KKKDKDKK/KDKK/KK/KKK/KK
eggs Thurnis8913117194004311628863860/00/113/104/3DDKKD/DDKKKK/DDKKDKK/DKKD/KDKDKDKKDD
eggs 10659711310826013518136149887882/07/485/5618/11
des.phyZiC88109151730072883268800/02/09/101/1KKK//X/KDDKDD/K/KKDKKDK/KK/KDDDKD
des.renegade621161829810637704050720/00/018/160/5K/DDK/KDKDKKDKKDSKDDD/KDKK/DK/KDKKDDKD/KDDDDDDD
des.kARDON41751536500235234458540/10/211/224/9KKDDKKDKDDDKDKD/KDDDDDDKDDKDDDDKDDD/DKDDKDDDDKDKDDD
des.bebit 66821421300021763537680/10/112/192/0DDKKKDKKDDDDDKKKKDDDKDKDDKKDKDDDDDD
des.Larky408011276011263634031630/02/45/175/4DKDDTDDDKDDDK/DKDDKDDDDKDDDDKKDDDKDDKKD
des.594627313025111614988181363570/24/755/8412/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eggs gay53941732200628873894900/00/215/192/6KK/KDDKDD/DDDDD/K/KDDKDDKKKKDKXKDK/KDDDDD/DDDDKKDD
eggs embarrassed597913226002225033021340/00/113/130/5DDK/K/DDKDDDDKDDKKDDKDDKDKDKKKDDDKD
eggs hodgybeats7297131850032390296600/10/312/91/2K/DDKKKKKDKDDKDD/KDDKKDKDD/KDDD
eggs bad831152024400340483571360/00/119/171/3/KKDKDDDKKDKDKDKDKDDKDD/KDKKD/DKDDKKKKKKDDDD
eggs Thurnis398011284013257238252070/01/28/132/8K/DDKDKKDDKD/DKDKDDDKDKDDDDTDDDDDDKD/DKD
eggs 614657412421011714147175584670/11/967/716/24
des.phyZiC12312626215014495833601150/00/022/162/1KDKKDKKDKKK/DKDKDKDTKDKKDDDKDKK/KKDKDKDDDKKK/K/K
des.renegade13013126208125331725942920/00/020/138/1DDK/DKDKDKKK/KK/KKTKKKKKKDDKTKDKDDKK/KDKK/KDDDSK
des.kARDON941131718800329553080180/01/116/130/2DKK/DKKDDKDDKDDDDDKXKK/KDKDKKDK/DKXKK
des.bebit 10611917167001316531081731/01/015/140/2DKDDDKKKDKKXKKKD/DKKDKDKDKDDDKKDKD
des.Larky10510621207017316320052830/07/00/1315/1DKKK/DDD/KKD/DDKKDXDK/KKDKKKDKKD/KDK/TKKKK/
des.1125951079535142017558141478811/09/173/6925/7

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Player Chats
des.renegade [Warmup]: how come mortars not allowed
des.renegade [Warmup]: wtf
eggs gay [Warmup]: stop we are praying
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: lol thats messed up they shooting at jesus
eggs Thurnis [Warmup]: i pray to our giving god buddha to guide us in our ventures through time completing our trials and tribulations with stipulation
eggs Thurnis [Warmup]: BLACK JESUS
eggs Thurnis [Warmup]: amen
eggs embarrassed [Warmup]: amen
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: amen
des.renegade [Warmup]: amen
^P[DNA^P] SaNDhu [Warmup]: kardon from europe :D nice pings
eggs gay [Warmup]: a
des.kARDON [Warmup]: i'd be happy if it stayed right here
eggs gay [Warmup]: men
eggs embarrassed [Warmup]: only one euro allowed
eggs embarrassed [Warmup]: red card
des.kARDON [Warmup]: usually at around 300 about now
eggs Thurnis [Warmup]: cards?
des.renegade [Warmup]: :(
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: somebody better throw some holy water at amandas vagina
eggs Thurnis [Warmup]: we playing soccer now huh
des.renegade [Warmup]: not ready
des.bebit [Countdown]: gl hf
des.bebit [Countdown]: tamere jardi
eggs Thurnis [Countdown]: yo put ur aimfov up a lil sandbag
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eggs Thurnis [14:56]: low fov is the way to go
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
des.bebit [12:46]: Mojo :/: on jou a l'interieur, ya pas de vent
[4:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:18]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[3:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:51]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
eggs hodgybeats [1:11]: LOL
[1:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
^P[DNA^P] SaNDhu [0:38]: lol
eggs hodgybeats [0:18]: no chair
des.bebit [0:15]: no chair
eggs Thurnis [0:11]: bizzay bone
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
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des.bebit [Warmup]: t'aurais pas du parler de ma mere au mcdo khardi :(
des.bebit [Warmup]: maintenant ta l'air bad devan amanda :(
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: ben non
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: amanda c une folle lol
eggs hodgybeats [Countdown]: jpense qua laimes les noirs
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[14:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:17]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
des.bebit [9:51]: slow rnade
[9:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
eggs embarrassed [6:59]: fu
eggs embarrassed [6:58]: !
eggs bad [6:04]: wow sick spawncamp
eggs bad [6:03]: zomg
eggs hodgybeats [5:36]: team paper
[5:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:35 (original: 15:00)
eggs Thurnis [Intermission]: in the strawberry jaw u got bebit
^P[DNA^P] SaNDhu [Intermission]: wp
des.Larky [Intermission]: gg
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des.renegade [Warmup]: another white chick with aids now
des.renegade [Warmup]: goddamn
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: bebit lol
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: haha
des.bebit [Warmup]: I mean ...
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: you think you can touch her lol
des.Larky [Countdown]: he hit her yo
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[11:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:30]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:30]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
eggs embarrassed [7:45]: sandbag hacking my joints
eggs gay [6:39]: hitboxes
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
des.phyZiC [0:11]: gg
des.renegade [0:10]: gg
des.bebit [0:07]: gh
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des.phyZiC [Warmup]: had fun running around with the obj for about 10 mins
des.renegade [Warmup]: hide n seek champ
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[11:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
des.bebit [4:55]: what
des.bebit [4:49]: outdumbed
[4:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
des.renegade [Intermission]: gg
des.phyZiC [Intermission]: GG
des.bebit [Intermission]: gg
des.bebit [Intermission]: Discombobulated
ohurcool is badass [Intermission]: gg
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