Brutii vs Green Eggs (5512 views)

ca TomuN
ca anim
ca Brisk
us Tupac
us Axcess
us vivid
us vorgue
ca khardi
us Bliss
ca embarrassed
us a&w
24.05.11 04:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth brutii TomuN 79 kills
Killing Spree brutii OBAMACARE 5 frags without being killed
Accountant brutii HARPERITE 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! brutii HARPERITE 23 gibs
...and stay dead! eggs embarrassed 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning brutii TomuN 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! brutii OBAMACARE 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer -.0 tupac 126 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eggs hodgybeats 208 damage per frag
What objective? eggs YamBliss 468 XP
Red Shirt eggs hodgybeats 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eggs embarrassed 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore brutii HARPERITE 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eggs YamBliss 4 team kills
Gingerbread man brutii OBAMACARE 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
-.0 tupac642245077141313685084242710/01/1043/429/1313710838
brutii TomuN107396797414021212957116374321/04/972/454/1016415755
brutii HARPERITE1053566560232110997098192021/17/546/3512/815315834
brutii Brisk783625773120317960498312420/010/1251/434/516813535
brutii OBAMACARE10343372671732241178168154340/019/517/3430/51649756
brutii 9017713233518061176511624652615812/041/5229/3459/515713146
eggs embarrassed64302436617127670910234521/12/737/385/12156153314
eggs hodgybeats57286529012201510686106151770/018/822/4911/16206115312
eggs meatboy83374668014021410541100412510/06/645/5012/1016012645
^Heggs fineIMAANDW5520938696003728611239880/10/837/511/819216328
eggs YamBliss100468787812041414467112183740/014/1161/447/818514456
eggs 72163927738361385349689533479421/040/11202/4436/818014039
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-.0 tupac6480111770112211277290/01/27/124/3DKDKDDDD/XDKDDDKKKDKDTKDDKDXKKD
brutii TomuN837215183012245926611780/01/313/112/3DDKD//DKDDDKDKDKDKDDKDKKKKKDKXKDKTD
brutii HARPERITE135125191413204279122181010/00/111/68/1KDDK/KKK//KDDDKKSKD/KDKKDKKKDKKKKS
brutii Brisk665481240059701264360/01/410/62/1KKDKKDKD/DKDD/K/K/KKDDKD/DKDK
brutii OBAMACARE567391641131632177170/05/20/104/1DD//DDTKDKDKDD/DDDKSKKKKDKD
brutii 81404627731331510063106863310/08/1241/4520/9
eggs embarrassed565391630121124221030/01/29/70/5KDDDDKKKTDDKK/DKDDKDD/KDDD
eggs hodgybeats7766141831032670188800/010/40/74/4KDKDKX/DK/KKKKDKDDDDK/SKKDDKDKDDD
eggs meatboy83671518401323532415130/00/014/100/4DKKDT/KKDDK/KDDKK/KDKDDKKDDDKKKDDD
^Heggs fineIMAANDW4633613200113202285360/00/16/90/3K/DKDXKDKDKDDDDDDKDD
eggs YamBliss14010321153013377718121580/02/216/84/3KKKDK/DKXKKK/TKKKDDKDKKDKKDDK/DKDDKKKD
eggs 80322658015131211244106102100/013/945/418/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-.0 tupac896117192027222419352440/00/414/105/0K/DDKTD/DKDXX/DK/KDKDK/KKK/KKDK/TKDKKDKD
brutii TomuN10576181720032904295601/00/216/91/4KDKKXKKDKDKK/KDKKDDDK/KDDKKK/DDDKDKD
brutii HARPERITE121681714500328442170220/01/212/84/2DKKKDKKK/KDDKK/K/DKKDKKDKDKDXKDD
brutii Brisk1141201614102428302416600/06/412/60/0DKK/K/KKDTT/KKK/DKKKDKKDDKKDDDKD
brutii OBAMACARE1611102113701113746984710/06/00/310/0K/TDKKX/K/K/KK/KKKKK/KKK/KDK//K/KKK/
brutii 118435897717052814548104613971/013/1254/3620/6
eggs embarrassed195042140021189307900/00/13/111/4DKDD/DDDKDDDDDDDDDD/DDKKD
eggs hodgybeats3346824200518112668700/06/11/91/8KDDDDDDDDDD/DDKKDDK/DK/K/KDD/KDD
eggs meatboy4778102110032074275400/01/38/121/3//DKDDDDKDKDDDKKKKDDDD/KDDDKDDK
^Heggs fineIMAANDW5850101700001935296500/10/210/120/2KDDDKDDKDDDKDKDDDKDKKDDDKKD
eggs YamBliss851111720200434523082360/03/413/91/1KDK/KDKDK/DDKKD/KKDKDDDDK/KDDKDKKKDKD
eggs 48335491039001410461145481060/110/1135/534/18
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-.0 tupac58831424510324153717180/00/214/100/8SKK//KKDXDDDKDDDKDDDDDKDKDKDKK/KDKDDKDD
brutii TomuN1351532720700445503040360/03/224/120/2KDK/KK/KDDKD/K/KKKKDDKKKKDDKDKDKKDDKKKDKDKDKKDK
brutii HARPERITE801041721300326873293180/04/113/120/5KDK/KKDDDKDDK/KK/DKKDKKKDKDDKDDDKKDDDD
brutii Brisk7611220262016356832551100/03/316/142/2DDKDD/KDTKKDD/K/K/DKDKKK/KKDDK/KDKDKDKKDDDDDKKD
brutii OBAMACARE10015623234003358024162480/00/217/145/4KDKKDDDKDDKK/DDKDK/KKDKDK/KKKDKKKDKKKKDDDDDDKD
brutii 9060810111421111916800157214300/010/1084/627/21
eggs embarrassed931081516711120552640490/00/314/122/2KKDDKDXDDKKK/KKDKDKDDXDKTDDKDKKDDKS
eggs hodgybeats51881427510430943319890/00/18/206/1DDKDDDKDK/DDKDDKDKDDK/XDKDDDDDD//KKSDKKKDK
eggs meatboy10012524247003386629222080/05/37/1810/1/DKKKDDKKK/DDDKKDKDKDKDDKDDKKDKDDKD/KKKKDKXDKDKKD
^Heggs fineIMAANDW60751423100023074085180/00/314/190/1DKDKKDKDDDDDKDDKDKDDDDKDKKDKDDDKKDDKD
eggs YamBliss11716427236033439938341620/06/122/182/1DDDKKDKKTKKK/D/KDKKDDKDKDKDDTDKKDKKKDKDKDKDDKKDTKKKK/
eggs 845609411326241115721168005260/011/1165/8720/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-.0 tupac47081700020000/00/28/100/2KDDDDD/DDKDKDKKDDDKKD/KDD
brutii TomuN1009519192013304429802180/00/219/131/1KKKDKKDDDD/KDDKDDDT/DKDDKDKKKKDK/KKKDKK
brutii HARPERITE109591211201016482138611/12/110/90/0DTKKDDKKKDKDKDDKKDKDDKDK
brutii Brisk61761321500222362896360/00/113/170/2DDKKD/KKKDDDKDKDKDKDDXDDKDDK/KDDKDD
brutii OBAMACARE1269419152207282316441080/08/10/711/0/KKXKK/KK/KDDDSDKDKDKK//KKKDKKD/KKK/S
brutii 893247183112214975196584231/110/750/5612/5
eggs embarrassed11591151330022341230501/11/111/82/1KDDKKKDDKKDKKDKK/KDKK/DDKKDD
eggs hodgybeats76861621200331112740180/02/213/130/3KDDDKKDK/DKDKKDKKD/KDKKD/DDDDDKDDKKKD
eggs meatboy1001041717201522481950300/00/016/101/2KDKDKDDTKKD/KK/KKDK/KK//KDKKKDDKDDD
^Heggs fineIMAANDW5051816300217241904340/00/27/111/2DD/XDDDKKDKD/DKDKKDDKKDDD
eggs YamBliss65901320100428392490180/03/410/90/3/DDD/KKDDK/KK/DKDKKDDDKDKDKKDDKDD
eggs 81422698711011612263113891001/16/957/514/11

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Player Chats
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: thats all et is about
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: this map can suck my nipples
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: no ill do that
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: while im saving bandage girl
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: can we play radar
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: instead of grush
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: no
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: rup
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: why not
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: shoutout to my boys at #america.et listening to shoutcast
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: cuz u want it
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: cock
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: you want it too
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: no i'd rather play grush
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: :P
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: lies
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: battery imo
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: fo u
gtv'ohurcool [Countdown]: WAIT
gtv'ohurcool [Countdown]: lol
brutii HARPERITE [Countdown]: LETS WIN INTERNET
[14:55]: gtv'sandbaghas become a shoutcaster
[14:52]: gtv'ohurcoolhas become a shoutcaster
[14:33]: Allies team locked by brutii OBAMACARE
gtv'ohurcool [14:28]: I WASNT READY
gtv'ohurcool [14:13]: restart!
[13:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
-.0 tupac [12:47]: OMFG
-.0 tupac [12:47]: LAG OUT
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: uh oh
-.0 tupac [12:47]: CANT PLAY 4v5
[12:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
eggs meatboy [12:47]: is he really that important
-.0 tupac [12:47]: YES
brutii HARPERITE [12:47]: intigril
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: its only brisk
eggs meatboy [12:47]: o, then nvm
-.0 tupac [12:47]: THIS MATCH IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
[12:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: we win a stack of mouse pads if we win this, right?
-.0 tupac [12:47]: I WAS TOLD I HAD TO TRY MY HEART OUT SEASON 8 TWL FINALS STYLE
eggs YamBliss [12:47]: 'brisk' is making me hungry
[12:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
eggs meatboy [12:47]: lol
gtv'ohurcool [12:47]: <ragul> sandbag ur voice is clear jon needs some higher voice
eggs meatboy [12:47]: MEAT
eggs meatboy [12:47]: <<
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: hey jon is my standing place okay?
[12:47]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
eggs meatboy [12:47]: food is all around us
brutii HARPERITE [12:47]: lol A&W BRISK LOL GET IT YO ILL BE 7UP
eggs meatboy [12:47]: eggs, meat, brisk
gtv'ohurcool [12:47]: yes
eggs YamBliss [12:47]: ROFL
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: ok
[12:47]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
gtv'ohurcool [12:47]: restart imo
-.0 tupac [12:47]: no
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: shout out to jason, his house is flying around in circles right now
[12:47]: brutii Brisk Server command overflow
[12:47]: SjMX connected
-.0 tupac [12:47]: quiet from the bench/spectator zone
[12:47]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
brutii OBAMACARE [12:47]: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
brutii OBAMACARE [12:47]: ALL OF THEM STANDING IN A ROOOOOOW
^Heggs fineIMAANDW [12:47]: lol where's alea
eggs meatboy [12:47]: yo wtf 3 shoutcasters
[12:47]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
eggs YamBliss [12:47]: server command OVERFLOW WOW JESUS GOOD JOB BRISK
[12:47]: SjMX disconnected
-.0 tupac [12:47]: playing a esl match for cod4
eggs hodgybeats [12:47]: special shoutout to champ for putting his dick inside of amandas vagina
gtv'ohurcool [12:47]: lol
gtv'ohurcool [12:47]: :D
[12:47]: Allies team unlocked by brutii OBAMACARE
eggs meatboy [12:47]: alea's too busy uplodaging cod frags to youtube
[12:47]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
eggs hodgybeats [12:47]: shoutout to champions dynasty
[12:47]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
eggs embarrassed [12:47]: wat
[12:47]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:47]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:47]: FIGHT!
[12:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:28]: brutii Brisk connected
[12:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:51]: Allies team locked by brutii OBAMACARE
[10:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
brutii HARPERITE [9:51]: hahaha
[9:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
brutii OBAMACARE [8:04]: oops
-.0 tupac [7:52]: get shit on
[6:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:58
eggs meatboy [Intermission]: respectable
eggs YamBliss [Intermission]: we'll cap in 1:37
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: ALL OF THEM STANDING IN A ROOOOOOW
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: ALL OF THEM STANDING IN A ROOOOOOW
[8:33]: Axis team locked by brutii OBAMACARE
[5:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:07]: eggs YamBlisscalled a vote.
[1:05]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to radar)
[0:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:58)
eggs embarrassed [Intermission]: embarrassed with the 2300 dmg
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: lol
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: fuck thought mortar was enabled
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: admin, get on your shit
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: i wish
gtv'ohurcool [Warmup]: lol
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: WHO IS 5
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: rup pls
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: WHERE GET HYENA
gtv'ohurcool [Warmup]: minjeeta
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: shoutout to #america.et
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: [22:34] * rAge (aka Convict): invite to your vent
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: lol
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: IS THAT BRANDON
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: or soem1 else
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: perry
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: aw shucks
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: am i even on the roster
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: brandom was like SHIT BLISS OUTDMGED ME IM NEVER PLYAING ET AGAIN
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: YES
brutii OBAMACARE [Warmup]: who is brandom
brutii HARPERITE [Warmup]: Rup
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: too many brandons
eggs embarrassed [Warmup]: brandoncup 1v1
brutii TomuN [Warmup]: shoutout to yjizz, gungh0..., blade, the hostile reality community, Parker my inner sense master, and everyone else!
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: rofl
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: shoutout to parker
eggs hodgybeats [Warmup]: and his dent
eggs meatboy [Warmup]: you decide bitch
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
eggs YamBliss [Warmup]: what dent?
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: ru
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
gtv'ohurcool [Warmup]: shoutout to parker, tomun's inner sense master
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: rup
-.0 tupac [Warmup]: AYO TUPAC ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK (c) Alea35
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: shout to parker he got rid of my outer sense
eggs meatboy [Countdown]: not funny when you say it
eggs YamBliss [Countdown]: ¿
[13:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:47]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
gtv'ohurcool [12:14]: [22:40] trancE: thats not rly sandbag talkin is it
[12:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
gtv'sandbag [12:07]: its dominator
gtv'sandbag [12:06]: idiot
[12:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:29]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:47]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
-.0 tupac [3:46]: this game iis a joke
[2:36]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:23
gtv'sandbag [Warmup]: .ff
eggs embarrassed [Warmup]: no u
[12:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[12:16]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[12:16]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[12:16]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[12:16]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
eggs hodgybeats [12:16]: wtf
[12:16]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[12:16]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
eggs hodgybeats [12:16]: wtf
[12:16]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
-.0 tupac [12:16]: idk
eggs hodgybeats [12:16]: wtf
[12:16]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
-.0 tupac [12:16]: idiots
[12:16]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:16]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:16]: FIGHT!
[11:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
-.0 tupac [10:51]: REALLY
[10:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
eggs embarrassed [8:55]: no mg
eggs embarrassed [8:50]: cunts
[8:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
brutii OBAMACARE [7:38]: stop dodging bliss
-.0 tupac [6:43]: AYO TUPAC ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK (c) Alea35
eggs YamBliss [5:01]: lol
[4:00]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
eggs embarrassed [3:21]: :d
eggs embarrassed [3:15]: gg
[3:04]: -.0 tupac disconnected
[3:02]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:22 (original: 12:23)
^Heggs fineIMAANDW [Intermission]: ggs
brutii TomuN [Intermission]: gG
gtv'ohurcool [Intermission]: gg
brutii Brisk [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: gtv'sandbag disconnected
brutii OBAMACARE [Intermission]: ggs
brutii TomuN [Intermission]: shoutout to yjizz, gungh0..., blade, the hostile reality community, Parker my inner sense master, and everyone else!
[Intermission]: eggs hodgybeats disconnected
[Intermission]: brutii Brisk disconnected
[Intermission]: gtv'ohurcool disconnected
[Intermission]: brutii OBAMACARE disconnected
[Intermission]: brutii VizZioN disconnected
eggs YamBliss [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: brutii TomuN disconnected

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