guArds! vs Pyromaniacs (5448 views)

pl marvolo
pl Saddam
pl shake
ro spitfire
ro unfo
ro bLizz
nl bAnga
20.05.11 21:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth guArds! shake 42 kills
Killing Spree guArds! marvolo 5 frags without being killed
Accountant guArds! shake 135% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! guArds! shake 17 gibs
...and stay dead! guArds! shake 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning guArds! shake 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! guArds! marvolo 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pyro.bLizz :{D 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! guArds! marvolo 193 damage per frag
What objective? guArds! shake 247 XP
Red Shirt ^Ppyro.deactivated 44 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore guArds! shake 169 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut guArds! marvolo 2 team kills
Gingerbread man guArds! marvolo 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pyro.bLizz :{D6912029422006503449051260/01/228/290/517411726
^Ppyro.deactivated5210723443023427158681730/02/321/352/318613338
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <35314619363025398047332500/00/520/311/3209131310
pyro.58373711228041413285155065490/03/569/313/319012738
guArds! shake135247423117029612254222480/06/134/234/114617545
guArds! marvolo95231363713121951583760660/04/032/224/01439959
guArds! Saddam80206324011011958494786790/00/230/253/218312027
guArds! 10168411010841154717129139683930/010/296/2511/215713147
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pyro.bLizz :{D525812230002278330711260/01/111/160/4DKDK/KDD/DKKDDKDKKDDDDKDDDDDDKDKDKD
^Ppyro.deactivated255372700012669405700/00/37/210/2DKDDDDDKD/DKDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDDKKDDKD
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <34251921100221082849360/00/39/150/1DDKDDDKDKDDDDDKKKD/DDKDKDD/DKD
pyro.4016228711005756099771620/01/727/520/7
guArds! shake18413324131301630382549870/03/021/81/1K/KK/K/KDKKDK/KKKK/X/DKDKKKXKKKKDKKTKDKD
guArds! marvolo10411322216111335061805310/04/015/74/0K/KK//K//K/DD/K/KD/KTSKDKK/KK/KKKKDK//KKDKDK
guArds! Saddam86782023701934333206610/00/118/143/0KDDD/KDK/KKD/KKDDK/KKDKKDKK/KDK/KD/DKKT/K/DDX
guArds! 1253246657261328997775601790/07/154/298/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pyro.bLizz :{D15027641001102072700/00/06/30/0KDKK/KKKDD
^Ppyro.deactivated166315310107697301400/01/04/31/0KKDKKKDTD
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <31252554200172458600/00/04/31/1KDDKKD/KKX
pyro.1478316114012251320431400/01/014/92/1
guArds! shake71215710007761009260/00/05/70/0KDKDKDDDDDKK
guArds! marvolo8039453002647625180/00/04/30/0DKDDKK/K/
guArds! Saddam125270000010000/00/10/40/1D/DDDDD
guArds! 9287912400314231634440/00/19/140/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pyro.bLizz :{D85356710021231110700/00/16/30/1DDDKKDKDK/KK/
^Ppyro.deactivated100237720118331081330/01/06/51/1/DKDKKDKKDDKDKT
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3834156000211481298940/00/15/40/0KK/D/DKDDKKX
pyro.899918203015321234861270/01/217/121/2
guArds! shake100465520129127381350/02/12/22/0KDT/KDDKKK/
guArds! marvolo18302112003875133000/00/02/90/0/DKXK/DD/DDDDD
guArds! Saddam6673812300516991144180/00/08/60/1//K/K/DKDKDK/KDKDKDD
guArds! 61149152870110348632121530/02/112/172/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pyro.bLizz :{D6205800010000/00/05/70/0DK/DKDKDDKXKD
^Ppyro.deactivated5704700010000/00/04/60/0KDK/DDDKDKX
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3029050020001200/00/12/90/1DDDDDDDDDDTTD
pyro.40299200022001200/00/111/220/1
guArds! shake133478610011396112600/01/06/61/0KKDK/KXKKDKDKDD
guArds! marvolo0498020111300170/00/011/30/0DK/KTKKKKDKKKDK
guArds! Saddam802845100471743600/00/04/10/0DK//KK//K
guArds! 711242011401622431562170/01/021/101/0

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Player Chats
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: gl hf
pyro.bLizz :{D [Countdown]: gl& hf
guArds! marvolo [Countdown]: pozdro dla pati
guArds! marvolo [Countdown]: Pozdrawiam Pati Caroline Saddama Szejka Marysia Zawiego lanczjego sonNego Kramza grzyba brave kissje kamila ziema SzczEpcia nejma Szpyra So Harda Mikiego Jassu Anomaly Hunter Mikki krAzy
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: POZDRO DLA: Pati, Marysia, Marvola, NewMonitora, hexana, crYpta, cwelucha, proroka, rzeznika, we', wuj3k, Anuli :D, baooejszyna :***, kolabora, Pedra, vinciego, inuyashy
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: Jassu, Anomaly, Owsika, Rycha, Kielona, Fanatica, raziu, Klan Fanatics, Klan Company of Heroes|[LOOK CONSOLE]
pyro.bLizz :{D [Countdown]: shoutout to LeFrancis
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [Countdown]: :o)
[9:55]: pyro.bLizz :{Dcalled a vote.
[9:53]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[9:53]: Vote passed!
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: hf
pyro.bLizz :{D [7:19]: LAL
pyro.bLizz :{D [7:19]: :D
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [3:40]: oops
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [2:05]: xD
guArds! Saddam [0:11]: gg
guArds! shake [0:03]: POZDRAWIAM! Ziem, kissak, Kamil, kOOza, frozen, BoyKa, Luk0s, zawi, sonNy, lunchji : D
guArds! marvolo [0:00]: Pozdrawiam Pati Caroline Saddama Szejka Marysia Zawiego lanczjego sonNego Kramza grzyba brave kissje kamila ziema SzczEpcia nejma Szpyra So Harda Mikiego Jassu Anomaly Hunter Mikki krAzy
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: POZDRO DLA: Pati, Marysia, Marvola, NewMonitora, hexana, crYpta, cwelucha, proroka, rzeznika, we', wuj3k, Anuli :D, baooejszyna :***, kolabora, Pedra, vinciego, inuyashy
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: Jassu, Anomaly, Owsika, Rycha, Kielona, Fanatica, raziu, Klan Fanatics, Klan Company of Heroes|[LOOK CONSOLE]
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [Warmup]: if i give someone a shoutout am i cool then?
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: gl hf
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [Countdown]: shout to Missy
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [9:58]: :/
[8:37]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:32]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:25]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:34 (original: 10:00)
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: gg
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: 0/7 :p
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: POZDRO DLA: Pati, Marysia, Marvola, NewMonitora, hexana, crYpta, cwelucha, proroka, rzeznika, we', wuj3k, Anuli :D, baooejszyna :***, kolabora, Pedra, vinciego, inuyashy
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: Jassu, Anomaly, Owsika, Rycha, Kielona, Fanatica, raziu, Klan Fanatics, Klan Company of Heroes|[LOOK CONSOLE]
guArds! marvolo [Warmup]: POZDRAWIAM PATI <3
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: gl hf
pyro.bLizz :{D [Countdown]: gl
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [11:57]: shoutout to all my hater <3
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
guArds! marvolo [10:34]: xd
[10:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:27]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:32
pyro.bLizz :{D [Intermission]: gsea;hbigrsdhlsdfbyugfsdp8u9gsdfh79pufsgdrh8
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: gg
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: wp
pyro.bLizz :{D [Intermission]: lol
pyro.bLizz :{D [Intermission]: gg
pyro.bLizz :{D [Intermission]: :D
guArds! shake [Intermission]: : D
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: gl hf
guArds! shake [Countdown]: hg
[4:24]: pyro.bLizz :{Dcalled a vote.
[4:22]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[4:22]: Vote passed!
pyro.bLizz :{D [Warmup]: 4:32
pyro.bLizz :{D [Warmup]: i think
pyro.bLizz :{D [Warmup]: i wrotte it good
guArds! Saddam [Countdown]: gl hf
[3:45]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
pyro.bLizz :{D [3:28]: :D
guArds! shake [2:10]: : D
guArds! shake [2:09]: : D
[1:56]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
pyro.bLizz :{D [1:48]: gg
[1:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:13]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
guArds! shake [1:06]: : D
guArds! shake [1:06]: : D
guArds! shake [0:46]: POZDRAWIAM! Ziem, kissak, Kamil, kOOza, frozen, BoyKa, Luk0s, zawi, sonNy, lunchji : D
guArds! Saddam [0:43]: gg wp
guArds! marvolo [0:43]: Pozdrawiam Pati Caroline Saddama Szejka Marysia Zawiego lanczjego sonNego Kramza grzyba brave kissje kamila ziema SzczEpcia nejma Szpyra So Harda Mikiego Jassu Anomaly Hunter Mikki krAzy
guArds! Saddam [0:41]: POZDRO DLA: Pati, Marysia, Marvola, NewMonitora, hexana, crYpta, cwelucha, proroka, rzeznika, we', wuj3k, Anuli :D, baooejszyna :***, kolabora, Pedra, vinciego, inuyashy
guArds! Saddam [0:41]: Jassu, Anomaly, Owsika, Rycha, Kielona, Fanatica, raziu, Klan Fanatics, Klan Company of Heroes|[LOOK CONSOLE]
guArds! Saddam [0:37]: GG WP
guArds! marvolo [0:32]: DZIEKI SONNY :d
[0:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
pyro.bLizz :{D [0:24]: no wp
pyro.bLizz :{D [0:22]: but u
pyro.bLizz :{D [0:21]: :D
guArds! Saddam [0:21]: pozdro dla zawiego, sonnego, lanczjego ! :E
[0:07]: pyro.deactivated disconnected
[0:00]: pyro.bLizz :{D disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:32
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: thx
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [Intermission]: ohh
pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 [Intermission]: haay
[Intermission]: guArds! shake disconnected
[Intermission]: pyro.LINDSAY LOHAN! <3 disconnected

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