guArds! vs Cousins. (6438 views)

pl marvolo
pl shake
pl saddam
fr rAPK
fr CARTMAN
fr GUINOME
29.05.11 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth guArds! Saddam 46 kills
Killing Spree guArds! Saddam 6 frags without being killed
Accountant guArds! Saddam 159% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! guArds! Saddam 13 gibs
...and stay dead! guArds! Saddam 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning guArds! Saddam 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! guArds! Saddam 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer guArds! Marv 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! CARTMAN}Cous<3 353 damage per frag
What objective? guArds! Saddam 314 XP
Red Shirt CARTMAN}Cous<3 42 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Cous<3 Guinme 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore guArds! Saddam 219 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut guArds! Saddam 1 team kills
Gingerbread man guArds! Marv 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
raAAAAPK <3Cous77183303930014686960461340/01/127/222/222915534
Cous<3 Guinme401181640100731854735540/00/113/253/719911818
CARTMAN}Cous<3381301642200450406632360/00/314/332/231515826
Cous51431621216002515094174132240/01/354/337/224814426
guArds! Saddam159314462913018781348881840/02/139/206/017016964
guArds! shake68196233321013485944631780/03/019/181/321113135
guArds! Marv71188273850116474157431920/00/023/175/517615144
guArds! 956989610020123717413150945540/05/081/1712/518615044
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
raAAAAPK <3Cous63881219100832363175940/01/19/82/2DK/K/KKK/KD/D//KDKDKDDDKK//DDKD
Cous<3 Guinme3347721000411232419360/00/06/131/4KDDDKDD//KD/KD/DDDDDDKDDKDKD
CARTMAN}Cous<32145523000320603377360/00/25/170/1D/DDDDDDKDKDDDKDD/KDD/DDDDKD
Cous39180246310015641989711660/01/320/383/7
guArds! Saddam18315922125015376319541300/00/121/62/0K/K/KDKDKKKKKDK/KTDKDKK/KK/KKKKKDKD
guArds! shake628510161107236119721780/03/06/91/1DKDDSXKDK/DK/DX//KKKDK/K/K/D
guArds! Marv8498161930110284724931740/00/012/65/3KK/K//DTD/KKK/D/DKKK//KDDDDKKK/DK/KK
guArds! 110342484791222897164194820/03/139/218/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
raAAAAPK <3Cous100306600011222966400/00/06/50/0DKDKKDK/DKKD
Cous<3 Guinme501824100148868200/00/12/20/0DK/KDD
CARTMAN}Cous<3331526000180093900/00/01/51/0/DDKKDDD
Cous61631016100325102587400/00/19/121/0
guArds! Saddam300486210001160876180/01/05/20/0KDKDKKKK
guArds! shake663446000381456100/00/04/20/1KDK/DD/K/K
guArds! Marv60253510006131073180/00/03/50/0KKDDKDDD
guArds! 1421071313200325872510360/01/012/90/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
raAAAAPK <3Cous8528671003133182100/00/06/40/0KKK//DDK/DKKD
Cous<3 Guinme8029450002815519180/00/04/30/0K/K/KDKDD
CARTMAN}Cous<31203565100076193200/00/05/51/0KKDKKDDKKDD
Cous95921617200529072272180/00/015/121/0
guArds! Saddam50464800021051870180/00/04/60/0DD/DKDKDK/DK
guArds! shake664946100076592500/00/04/50/1DDDDKKDDKK
guArds! Marv5019481004456111200/00/04/40/0D/K/K/DDKK/D
guArds! 551141222200622722907180/00/012/150/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
raAAAAPK <3Cous85376710021080108400/00/06/50/0DD//KKDKDKKKD
Cous<3 Guinme30243100000759111500/00/01/72/3DDKDDDKDDDKDD
CARTMAN}Cous<337353810001419138400/00/13/60/1DDKDKDDKDDD
Cous5196122520023258358300/00/110/182/4
guArds! Saddam20061147700118391188180/01/09/64/0KKKKK/KDKKDKKKDKKDDKD
guArds! shake10028550003919100500/00/05/20/0K/KDK/KD/K
guArds! Marv6646460002825106500/00/04/20/2KD/DDKDKK/
guArds! 1221352318700635833258180/01/018/104/2

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Player Chats
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: soniac barrage inactif, you cant play
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: backup is dead
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: lol i was allowed to play last match
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: You cant play this one
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: Im on esl atm
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: for 4day
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: days*
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: i guess i just afraid to play ;x
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: u just*
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: I just respect the rules
guArds! shake [Warmup]: omg
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: i fuck em
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: Just report it we can wait saddam
Cous<3 Guinme [Warmup]: just respect the rules :)
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: suspended members*
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: just play
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: Saddam or repport it
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: Shake
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: just report it
guArds! shake [Warmup]: ?
Cous<3 Guinme [Warmup]: or saddam come
guArds! shake [Warmup]: sec
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: saddam wlaz na xfire
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: xD
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: saddam chuju przyjdz tu
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: :D
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: You avi tomorrow ?
guArds! shake [Warmup]: ok
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: sddm comming
guArds! shake [Warmup]: saddam coming
guArds! shake [Warmup]: so
guArds! shake [Warmup]: ?
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: letsplay
guArds! Marv [Countdown]: Pozdrawiam Pati Saddama Caroline Zawiego Lanczjiego Grzyba Szpyra Dydzia OzzyMG Jassu Mikki Kissje Ziema Kamila
[7:44]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:45]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:45]: FIGHT!
CARTMAN}Cous<3 [0:23]: fail :x
Cous<3 Guinme [0:08]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
guArds! Marv [Intermission]: Pozdrawiam Pati Saddama Caroline Zawiego Lanczjiego Grzyba Szpyra Dydzia OzzyMG Jassu Mikki Kissje Ziema Kamila
guArds! Saddam [Intermission]: POZDRAWIAM SONNEGO
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: i lunchujke
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Warmup]: gg :)
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: PolskiWolfenstein.pl twoje zrodlo wiedzy o ET :XD
guArds! shake [Warmup]: :XDDDDD
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: reklama!
guArds! shake [Warmup]: pozdro kissak kamil ziem
guArds! Saddam [Warmup]: pozdrawiam sonnego aka pozdro na ettv albo wpierdol
guArds! Marv [Warmup]: pozdrawiam Pati :* i sonego xD?
[9:08]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:43]: Main blast door opening!
[7:28]: Main blast door closing!
[7:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:53 (original: 10:00)
Cous<3 Guinme [Intermission]: gg
[Countdown]: guArds! Marvis ready!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:59
[2:23]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:59)
[Intermission]: guArds! shake disconnected
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Intermission]: nice
[Intermission]: guArds! Marv disconnected
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Intermission]: thx4war
raAAAAPK <3Cous [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: guArds! Saddam disconnected

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