noBra!n KIK.AIM vs Alliance (2969 views)

nl karma
de denn1z
de Techniker
nl banaan
nl loekino
fi albert
12.08.11 04:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 51 kills
Killing Spree nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 9 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nB|KIK.Tkr 11 gibs
...and stay dead! nB|KIK.kArma 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TEAMalbert/banaan 284 damage per frag
What objective? nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 312 XP
Red Shirt TEAMalbert/banaan 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? teamALBERT/albert 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 330 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut teamALBERT/Loekino 3 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM1023125150100026820968511150/01/343/206/116113798
nB|KIK.Tkr862953843111123704262432510/06/131/172/218514264
nB|KIK.kArma692313753111117738176632140/00/232/315/219914236
nB|KIK8583812614632226622632207575800/07/2106/3113/218214066
TEAMalbert/banaan4921832653001090789811180/02/130/500/728415136
teamALBERT/albert201311259221830496182570/00/411/411/2254101110
teamALBERT/Loekino71298344840326863066392200/04/229/174/425413837
teamALBERT/45647781729244420757226322950/06/270/175/426413028
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM881062326400174234319600/01/119/73/1K/K/K/KK/K/D//DKDDK/KK/D/KK/K//KKDK/KDKDK/KK/KDK/
nB|KIK.Tkr118129191660112275222152500/03/016/31/1K/KDK/K/KDK/DK//KDKK///K/K/KKKKKK/TK
nB|KIK.kArma64681625400929463536180/00/115/151/1/KDDKDKK/K/DKK/DKDKDDKD/K//KDK/DK/DDKXDDKD
nB|KIK903035867140138993289472680/04/250/255/3
TEAMalbert/banaan39100112800023839439300/01/110/240/2DDKKKDDKDDKK/DDKXDDDKDDDDKDD/DDDKDDDDKDD
teamALBERT/albert166853001161335284930/00/36/190/1/DDDDDDD/DKDDKD//D/KD/DDKDDDDDDDKTDS
teamALBERT/Loekino5610713231011437732690370/01/010/83/2DD//D//K//KT/KK/KK/DKD//D/K/DKKDKDXK/K
teamALBERT/3727529811122289479932400/02/426/513/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM639612194008211321011150/00/211/91/0//KKDDDKKDKD///DDD/KDD/KKK/KDKK
nB|KIK.Tkr76110131731072774268400/01/012/90/1KDDXSK/DDKK//KK/K/K//KDDDKKKDKD
nB|KIK.kArma41827176113229525731960/00/16/112/1DSDDTDDKDKD/D/DDKKDDDKK/K
nB|KIK602883253132118718273583110/01/329/293/2
TEAMalbert/banaan66741421200632812825180/01/013/150/2DD/KK/K/K/DDKDKDDKXDKD/KKDK/KDKXDDKDD
teamALBERT/albert2546416210210481900360/00/13/111/1DK/KDDSKD/KDDDDDDDDD
teamALBERT/Loekino107113151430210302924571830/02/014/41/0/KKK/K//KK/KDTKK//K/K/K/TKDDKDK
teamALBERT/66233335171218735871822370/03/130/302/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM1754074200184862100/00/05/31/0KK/DKKKDKDK
nB|KIK.Tkr332226100173595510/01/11/40/0DK/KDDDD
nB|KIK.kArma18052951002144089000/00/07/32/0KKD/KKDDKK/KKK
nB|KIK129114181540043023246610/01/113/103/0
TEAMalbert/banaan4221371001742114600/00/03/40/2DK/DDKKDDD
teamALBERT/albert2811270000338825180/00/02/60/0DKDDKDDDD
teamALBERT/Loekino100646600011386105200/01/15/30/1DKDKDDK/KKKD
teamALBERT/57961120100224663023180/01/110/130/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM90070910000101493300/00/08/11/0KKKKKKKKKD
nB|KIK.Tkr1003444100378138900/01/02/11/0KK/K/DK/
nB|KIK.kArma832956000370066400/00/04/20/0/K/KDKK/DDK
nB|KIK361133181110062495198600/01/014/42/0
TEAMalbert/banaan44234900011216144700/00/04/70/1DDDDKKDDKD/DK
teamALBERT/albert16616000032860800/00/00/50/0DDDDDKD
teamALBERT/Loekino01405000144244000/00/10/20/1DDD/D
teamALBERT/204352000021986249500/00/14/140/2

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Player Chats
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: you know the [A] really stands for albert
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: asshole?
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: can
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: a
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: nigga
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: no
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: get
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: a
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: rup
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: albert
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: bike
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: ia m ready!
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: -->ready<--
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: SOME YELLOW NIGGER BURNED MY RICE
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Countdown]: hf
nB|KIK.kArma [Countdown]: have funny
[9:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|KIK.kArma [5:09]: :D
[3:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [0:45]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
^clets pun sum nups [Warmup]: Im in miami bitch.
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: i just wanted one gib, couldnt do that
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: :)
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: -->ready<--
nB|KIK.kArma [10:53]: :D
teamALBERT/albert [10:35]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [10:34]: XD
nB|KIK.kArma [10:32]: :D
teamALBERT/albert [9:48]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [9:47]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [9:47]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [8:27]: XD
[8:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:14]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
teamALBERT/albert [5:52]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [5:49]: :PppPPpPppPPpPPpPpppPPp
teamALBERT/albert [5:46]: HI! im albert
teamALBERT/albert [5:44]: Too weird to live too rare to die
[5:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^clets pun sum nups [2:38]: gg
[1:39]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:20 (original: 12:00)
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: i didnt diffuse :(
teamALBERT/Loekino [Intermission]: gg
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Intermission]: :)
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: WHY ALBERT WHY
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: rup lets go
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: but we can blame albert for doing it and forgetting it
nB|KIK.Tkr [Warmup]: well, cb told us to take it
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: gtv = supply/ice
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: :D
nB|KIK.Tkr [Warmup]: ice actually is ours
TEAMalbert/banaan [Warmup]: who cares
TEAMalbert/banaan [Warmup]: lets have fun
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: ye
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: hi
nB|KIK.kArma [Warmup]: rup loeki
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: offi!!!
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Warmup]: phung guys
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
teamALBERT/albert [Countdown]: im having fun
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Countdown]: have to play wow after this.
TEAMalbert/banaan [Countdown]: LOL
teamALBERT/Loekino [Countdown]: geek
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
teamALBERT/albert [9:46]: XD
teamALBERT/albert [9:46]: XD
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [9:37]: albert
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [9:36]: the hero
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [9:35]: :D
[9:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:52
teamALBERT/Loekino [Intermission]: doesnt matter i have more dmg then banaan
teamALBERT/Loekino [Intermission]: i feel good in my anus
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: i had my moment!
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Intermission]: :D
TEAMalbert/banaan [Intermission]: +1
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
teamALBERT/Loekino [Warmup]: LETS GET IT POPPIN
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: -->ready<--
^clets pun sum nups [0:23]: gg
[0:20]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
teamALBERT/albert [0:08]: 3rd?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:52)
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: gg
nB|KIK.Tkr [Intermission]: 666dmg
teamALBERT/Loekino [Intermission]: gg
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Intermission]: gg guys
TEAMalbert/banaan [Intermission]: Lets do more maps plx
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: 3rd?
nB|KIK.Tkr [Intermission]: albert man
TEAMalbert/banaan [Intermission]: :D
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Intermission]: nah
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: 666 ALBERT
nB|KIKKOMMANDOFEUERSTURM [Intermission]: :<
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: OMG
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: yu su evil
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: lol

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