PIMMELBANDE vs noBra!n KIK.AIM (3434 views)

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de klatscher
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de denn1z
de Techniker
13.08.11 02:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|KIK.kArma 68 kills
Killing Spree nB|KIK.Tkr 4 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|KIK.DongRaeGu 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! {P!MMEL} penis 20 gibs
...and stay dead! {P!MMEL} penis 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|KIK.kArma 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nB|KIK.kArma 6 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! {P!MMEL} penis 431 damage per frag
What objective? nB|KIK.kArma 283 XP
Red Shirt {P!MMEL} wursti 79 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? {P!MMEL} penis 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nB|KIK.Tkr 200 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut {P!MMEL} wursti 3 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|KIK.kArma 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
{P!MMEL} wursti48173387910031511602117412960/01/421/370/530514929
{P!MMEL} penis62209467320131310061102403760/00/522/295/421913839
pimmel{ klatscher672204566151111989411150670/01/122/364/322016637
mmel5960212921845273931557331317390/02/165/369/324815138
nB|KIK.Tkr662583756130211875095403720/06/022/205/323617045
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu350617000100000/20/06/40/10026
nB|KIK.kArma92283687415032412308114282551/01/243/216/218115444
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu94203333540115663152851401/03/029/180/220115145
nB|KIK.7974414418232066027689262537672/010/0100/1811/215511945
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
{P!MMEL} wursti588327468021170897082960/00/211/140/1XK//D/K/TDD/DT/DD/K/X/DDKDK/KDKKDDDD/KD
{P!MMEL} penis6284315018118680565172900/00/29/141/3/DD//DXSDKDDDD/DKDK/T/KKD/K/KDDDKDDKDD
pimmel{ klatscher659526401001760476512170/00/07/161/1DKT/DD///KDDDKDXDDD//K/DKKDDDDKD
mmel622628413636142619941201114030/00/427/442/5
nB|KIK.Tkr377915406027491958373360/02/08/91/1KTDKD//KTD/KKKD//D/KDDDKK/DD
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu350617000100000/20/06/40/1XK///X//K/DK//KK/K/DDXX
nB|KIK.kArma89109444990115797572991341/00/020/94/0//KKK/D//KK/K/KK/K/K/KK/KKD/KDKDDTK/KKDKDKK/KDK/D
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu142541070014177515011401/02/08/30/0K/TDDK/DKK/KK/KKKK
nB|KIK.762427511315043614669146376102/24/042/255/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
{P!MMEL} wursti20535242002267431241580/01/13/170/4DKDDDK/DKDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDD/DD
{P!MMEL} penis82108141720052349241200/00/211/103/0KDKDDDKK/KDDDDKKKDK/KK//KKD/DKD
pimmel{ klatscher7078142051042715317800/00/012/152/1KKDKDK/DDKKDD/D/DKKK/KSKDDDDDKDDKDK
mmel57239336191011773887141580/01/326/425/5
nB|KIK.Tkr140106141060002430241400/02/09/93/2KDDKDKDKKKKDDKKDXKDDKKKKD
nB|KIK.kArma8910517194027298429771210/00/117/102/1DKKKDKKTDDDKK/KKDKDKDKDK/TK/KD/K/DK//D
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu11199191740063300234700/01/018/90/2DKDDKKKDKKXDK/KK/K/KDDDDK/DK/KKKKD/KK
nB|KIK.1133105046140213871477381210/03/144/285/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
{P!MMEL} wursti663769001218391535420/00/17/60/0DDTDKDDK/K/KDKDKX
{P!MMEL} penis16171600209071311860/00/12/51/1TDXKDDDDDT
pimmel{ klatscher834756000011321460500/01/13/51/1KXKKDDDKDKDD
mmel5510112210032387843061780/01/312/162/2
nB|KIK.Tkr1337386100414011289360/02/05/21/0K/KKD/K/KKK/KD
nB|KIK.kArma116697620021349115200/01/16/20/1DDDK/KDK/KKKK
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu365041100051556143700/00/03/60/0K///K/DK/KDDDDD
nB|KIK.9519219233001143063878360/03/114/101/1

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Player Chats
{P!MMEL} penis [Warmup]: tust mir leid mit deinen eastplants dennis :D
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Countdown]: ach
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Countdown]: egal
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Countdown]: :D
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Countdown]: j4f gaming
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{P!MMEL} penis [10:51]: :O
[5:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
nB|KIK.kArma [5:12]: :O)!
[5:11]: nB|KIK.DongRaeGu connected
{P!MMEL} penis [5:12]: is schon gg ^
[5:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
nB|KIK.kArma [5:11]: 4vs3 nP
[5:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
pimmel{ klatscher [5:11]: 4 us!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
nB|KIK.kArma [5:12]: yesh
[5:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [5:12]: :D
[5:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:11]: FIGHT!
[5:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:15]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
nB|KIK.kArma [3:40]: lolz:D
[3:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:52]: nB|KIK.DongRaeGu timed out
{P!MMEL} penis [1:03]: gg wp
[0:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: wp
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Intermission]: 1,7
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Intermission]: gayt gut
nB|KIK.Tkr [Intermission]: iwas mach ich falsch, mirror trifft man besser x)
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nB|KIK.Tkr [Warmup]: nb homemap h3h3
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Warmup]: bio
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Warmup]: danach ne runde ql
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Warmup]: dann geh ich schlafen
pimmel{ klatscher [Warmup]: halt die fresse
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[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:22]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
nB|KIK.kArma [10:43]: LOL
{P!MMEL} penis [10:40]: :D
nB|KIK.kArma [10:39]: kidding my blackass plz
{P!MMEL} penis [10:28]: ;(
[9:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
nB|KIK.kArma [8:25]: :::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[7:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
nB|KIK.kArma [7:42]: bad pause =
nB|KIK.kArma [7:42]: ?
{P!MMEL} penis [7:42]: :D
{P!MMEL} penis [7:42]: ye
nB|KIK.kArma [7:42]: BAD PAUSE INDDD
{P!MMEL} penis [7:42]: i c u
[7:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
nB|KIK.kArma [7:42]: lower guy isent suprised anymore
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [7:42]: das bin ich
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [7:42]: spast
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [7:42]: :D
{P!MMEL} penis [7:42]: :D
[7:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [7:42]: glaub ich
[7:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
nB|KIK.kArma [7:42]: nice jump
[7:42]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:42]: FIGHT!
{P!MMEL} penis [7:38]: :D
[7:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:46]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:34]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:39]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[1:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:20
{P!MMEL} penis [Intermission]: omfg
{P!MMEL} penis [Intermission]: shitmap :D
nB|KIK.DongRaeGu [Intermission]: told ya
{P!MMEL} wursti [Intermission]: 5 kills! >D
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: :_D
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{P!MMEL} wursti [Warmup]: Ready!
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[9:36]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
nB|KIK.kArma [9:31]: can
nB|KIK.kArma [9:31]: you
nB|KIK.kArma [9:30]: die?
[9:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
{P!MMEL} penis [9:00]: ...
[8:51]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:51]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
nB|KIK.kArma [7:41]: L!L!L!L!!
[7:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:15]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:15]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:04 (original: 10:20)
nB|KIK.kArma [Intermission]: gg
{P!MMEL} wursti [Intermission]: wasn glück
[Intermission]: pimmel{ klatscher disconnected
{P!MMEL} penis [Intermission]: shitmap ^^
[Intermission]: nB|KIK.kArma disconnected
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