teamALBERT vs majesty (2959 views)

fr kavinsky
ru mirror
nl karma
nl alberSPEC
de humM3L
de strAy
de znArk
01.09.11 02:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth teamALBERT/mirror. 63 kills
Killing Spree tEAMaLBERT.kARMA 7 frags without being killed
Accountant teamALBERT/mirror. 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! m][zNaRk3L 14 gibs
...and stay dead! m][zNaRk3L 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning teamALBERT/mirror. 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! m][P8KErBOy 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer m][P8KErBOy 191 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! m][stray 295 damage per frag
What objective? teamALBERT/mirror. 457 XP
Red Shirt teamALBERT/ ksky 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? m][zNaRk3L 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore teamALBERT/mirror. 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut m][zNaRk3L 5 team kills
Gingerbread man tEAMaLBERT.kARMA 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
m][stray50188265260116710974332460/02/223/312/8273143311
m][zNaRk3L58299467914152210981125337180/03/344/544/0239157314
m][P8KErBOy612834673112322832297053670/01/334/4614/318112936
m][57770118204313960264122967113310/06/3101/4620/3231143310
teamALBERT/mirror.12945763491400161315893141080/02/161/280/420919074
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA7333256771101291195510491840/01/449/367/821313679
teamALBERT/ ksky513044280102018898310852900/03/037/542/621413237
m][stray76145222950094245442500/01/019/182/219315324
teamALBERT77123818323540217238341350822820/07/0166/1811/220715356
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
m][stray8012317213016380730071880/01/115/132/3DKKKDDKK/KKT/K/DDK/DKXDDDKKD/KXKD/DKKDKDD
m][zNaRk3L761071621301938193729830/02/115/110/0DKDDK/KKK//DDKTDKD/KK/K//KDDDKK/KK/KDD
m][P8KErBOy111951917311430162875620/00/216/114/0DDKDDXKKKKK/KKDSKDK/K/KKKDTDKDKKKDK/DD
m][893255259913191064296113330/03/446/356/3
teamALBERT/mirror.1061511615500339953002760/01/015/110/1KKKDKKDDDDKKDK/D/DKD/DKDKKKDKKK
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA44861329400934453847180/00/111/172/2KKDKKD/D/DD/DKK///KKDK/KDDDDK/DK/DDDDDDDDK
teamALBERT/ ksky37851027200721713793360/01/09/180/2DDKDDDDDDKDDDK/K/DDDDD/DKK/K/DDK/DKK/
teamALBERT6232239711100199611106421300/02/135/462/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
m][stray29659313001033024426580/01/18/180/5/KDKDDD/DDKD/DDDKDKDK/DDDD/KKD/K////XDXDDDX
m][zNaRk3L22597312137241441825230/00/26/224/0KKKDDDDDKDDKKDD/DD/DDDDDDDKDX//TSTDD/DD/T/
m][P8KErBOy424312282129188031682870/00/09/175/2DKDDDDKKKDKDDK/KDKDDD/KKDKKDD/TS//X/T/D/D/D
m][311672890725267596117768680/01/323/579/7
teamALBERT/mirror.157136221450074407258400/00/122/50/1DDK/K/DKD/KKDKK/K/KKKKKKK/DD/KKKKKKK
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA1411302417200939992210360/01/020/53/3DKDK/KKKKKKKDKKKD/KDKK/KDK/DKK/KDKK//K//K
teamALBERT/ ksky76871621620533702802360/02/013/111/2KDKKDK/KDDDDKKK//SKDKDKSDD/DKDK/DKKK
teamALBERT1253536252132021117767596720/03/155/214/6
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
teamALBERT/mirror.100811212200326092034180/00/012/80/1KDKDKKDKDKD/K/K/DKDKKDKD
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA55661018101723522508120/00/111/70/3DKD/K/DTDK/DKKDKK//K/DD/KKDDD
teamALBERT/ ksky505791810051978266000/00/09/130/1KDDDDKKX/DDD/K/DK/DKDK/DDKDK
m][stray10074131330042259224700/00/011/92/0DKK/KDK/DKKKDDKDK/KDKDK/KD
teamALBERT7627844617011991989449300/00/143/372/5
m][zNaRk3L78751114701227492699580/00/012/120/0KKDKKDDKDKDKKDD/DDKK/TDDDK
m][P8KErBOy64105914500421941993180/01/05/113/0DKDKDKDDD/K///XKKDKDKDKD
m][7118020281201649434692760/01/017/233/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
teamALBERT/mirror.16289138200321471694140/01/012/40/1KKDDK/DKKKKKK/KKDDK/K
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA6950913400421591926180/00/27/72/0DD/KDDDKDK/KKKD/DKKD/K
teamALBERT/ ksky5075714100114641597180/00/06/121/1DKDDKDKKDDDDKK/DDDDDK
m][stray567191620051986217800/01/08/90/2DKDK/KDKK//DKDDK/DDDK/KDD
teamALBERT8428538519001377567395500/02/233/323/4
m][zNaRk3L92581213200419991923540/01/011/90/0K/K/KKDKDKK/DDDDKDKKK/KDD
m][P8KErBOy424061410051232166900/00/14/72/1DK/DDK/KDDDKD/DK/K/D
m][67981827300932313592540/01/115/162/1

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Player Chats
m][stray [Warmup]: Rup
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT TO ALL ET PLAYERS LOVE YOU HAVE FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Warmup]: shoutout to albert manager of the year
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: HAVE FUN PLAY MORE TO BE PRO
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: LIKE ALBERT
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Warmup]: i know we are ranked 186 but hey we will be 176 soon!
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: AND PLAY TO KEEP THIS GAME ALIVE
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: THKS FOR ALL
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
m][P8KErBOy [Warmup]: RUP
m][P8KErBOy [Warmup]: dont talk so much shit ty
teamALBERT/ ksky [11:58]: someone seems to be ...
[11:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [7:55]: :S
[7:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [3:36]: omfg
[3:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:57]: how retarted
[2:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [1:11]: dunno how you fullheld us but ok:D
m][stray [1:03]: why?
[0:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:45]: hahaha
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:44]: XDD
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:38]: I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
m][stray [0:25]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: ok i was playin for fun but seems to be a serious business here
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: u kill et nerds
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: :)
m][stray [Warmup]: Rup
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [11:13]: :D
teamALBERT/ ksky [10:48]: don't try to hide like me down :PPPPPPPPPP
[8:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:35]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [5:08]: why nade:P
[4:17]: m][P8KErBOycalled a vote.
[4:14]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sw_goldrush_te)
m][P8KErBOy [4:14]: gogo
m][zNaRk3L [4:10]: dont waste more time
m][P8KErBOy [4:09]: wanna go to bed need to work tomorow
[4:05]: m][P8KErBOycalled a vote.
[4:04]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sw_goldrush_te)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [4:02]: dont ego
[4:00]: m][P8KErBOycalled a vote.
[3:59]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sw_goldrush_te)
m][P8KErBOy [3:54]: what means ego its 3 o clock
m][P8KErBOy [3:52]: i gtg soon
m][P8KErBOy [3:45]: if you wanna play a 2nd map :)
m][P8KErBOy [3:43]: up to you
[3:40]: m][P8KErBOycalled a vote.
[3:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:35]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[3:33]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sw_goldrush_te)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [3:04]: ego germans
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:57]: thats why i said
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:53]: dunno how you fullhelded us:P
m][stray [2:46]: we will see on gr
m][stray [2:45]: <3
m][zNaRk3L [2:41]: <3
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:39]: grush my fps is shit there:)
m][P8KErBOy [2:38]: <3
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:35]: pick anyyyyy other map
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:27]: and you will get pewpewed
m][P8KErBOy [2:18]: you are shit dude :D
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:06]: so are you low+er:D
teamALBERT/ ksky [2:00]: shit > u
teamALBERT/ ksky [1:59]: :p
m][P8KErBOy [1:57]: you got holded aswell hard so shh
m][P8KErBOy [1:56]: ^
m][zNaRk3L [1:54]: you're actually not good :) dont get it why you get such a high ego push
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [1:39]: look at your selfkills:D
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [1:31]: says enough about your low asses
m][P8KErBOy [1:20]: 3424234 teams formed by albert and not rly any works to perform good in 3rd OC league :/
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [1:09]: just a funmix
teamALBERT/ ksky [1:03]: albert --> fun
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:57]: too hard for your brain
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:55]: :O
m][P8KErBOy [0:51]: i never lost a offi vs karma last 3x times i bashed him hard with his peter mate :D
m][P8KErBOy [0:48]: 0
m][P8KErBOy [0:40]: and now i wont lose that aswell :)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [0:39]: ow really?
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [0:30]: can you tell me when...>?
m][P8KErBOy [0:18]: you didnt remember last time on deli :o
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [0:10]: what should i remember?
m][P8KErBOy [0:08]: with peter and your other mate
m][P8KErBOy [0:02]: you got raped hard 4-0 :/
teamALBERT/ ksky [0:01]: peeter *
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Intermission]: if you want we can play that 2marow
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Intermission]: and see about rape
[11:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:18]: m][stray timed out
[10:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:13]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:03]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:56]: omfg
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:54]: the luck:D
m][stray [2:51]: ya
m][P8KErBOy [2:46]: ja deine mutter du hurensohn
m][zNaRk3L [2:43]: :)
m][zNaRk3L [2:43]: :)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:34]: stray you bitch:)
m][stray [2:27]: ?
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:21]: i meant hummel soz
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:14]: say that in my face i fuck you up
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [2:12]: fucking lowtard
m][stray [2:07]: i dont understand ur ego
m][stray [2:03]: but oki
[2:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:56
m][P8KErBOy [Intermission]: haha you do?
m][stray [Intermission]: make ur name urself
m][P8KErBOy [Intermission]: noname
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Intermission]: talking about mothers and shit:)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Intermission]: dude really say that in real life not on internet
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Warmup]: its pointless
m][P8KErBOy [Warmup]: i do np come to some of the CF lans
m][stray [Warmup]: cya cc8? :*
m][P8KErBOy [Warmup]: you fucking noname :)
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Warmup]: cool bro
m][stray [Warmup]: Rup
m][zNaRk3L [Warmup]: stray muscle machine
m][zNaRk3L [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDD
+ALBERT/albert [Warmup]: XD
teamALBERT/ ksky [Warmup]: noname mean, be famous in et ? but in real life who are you OO
+ALBERT/albert [Countdown]: being know is important in internet game!
teamALBERT/ ksky [Countdown]: who care about being famous in a game retard
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Countdown]: e-hero
teamALBERT/ ksky [9:54]: nice future for your life
teamALBERT/ ksky [9:49]: son im fdamous in et
[9:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
teamALBERT/ ksky [9:48]: stupid brain
[9:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:48]: FIGHT!
[9:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:29]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:29]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:29]: FIGHT!
m][P8KErBOy [8:57]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
m][P8KErBOy [8:57]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
m][P8KErBOy [8:57]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
[8:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
m][P8KErBOy [3:29]: ggz
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [3:25]: :)
m][stray [3:24]: wp
teamALBERT/ ksky [3:15]: sup know KNOWS PLAYERS
teamALBERT/ ksky [3:15]: ?
m][P8KErBOy [3:08]: poker tourney , next time i play without poker in backround :P
teamALBERT/ ksky [3:06]: open doors and go real life
teamALBERT/ ksky [2:44]: so u had to go sleep no?
teamALBERT/ ksky [2:42]: go now
[2:42]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: U CAN
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:14 (original: 9:56)
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: tards
[Intermission]: teamALBERT/mirror. disconnected
tEAMaLBERT.kARMA [Intermission]: and thats how the noobs got bashed
[Intermission]: m][P8KErBOy disconnected
[Intermission]: m][stray disconnected
+ALBERT/albert [Intermission]: gg thanks fior war
[Intermission]: tEAMaLBERT.kARMA disconnected
teamALBERT/ ksky [Intermission]: hahah
[Intermission]: m][zNaRk3L disconnected

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