Pornstars vs hEyo! (4616 views)

ca A|G
cr Snak3
us hobbit
pl rABit
pl mientus
pl icesun
03.09.11 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth c4@heyo Kubusian 63 kills
Killing Spree ETZONK 8 frags without being killed
Accountant c4@heyo Kubusian 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! c4@heyo Kubusian 13 gibs
...and stay dead! ^PPornstar.A|G 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning c4@heyo Kubusian 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pornostar.hobbit 4 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! lolEPICshit 377 damage per frag
What objective? c4@heyo Kubusian 325 XP
Red Shirt ^PPornstar.A|G 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pornostar.hobbit 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore lolEPICshit 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut rABit. 2 team kills
Gingerbread man pornostar.hobbit 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ETZONK93321505391018942370553060/03/242/334/118813186
rABit.7128840558121765827226780/00/040/342/316512958
pornostar.hobbit5823938657002380268063720/02/032/394/321112458
rABit.7384812817324225824031223444560/05/0114/3910/318812867
c4@heyo Kubusian1243256350131018103577409830/04/157/302/116414544
^PPornstar.A|G612574167100014693782481730/00/341/460/416912335
Pornstar.A|G8858210411723103217294156572560/04/398/462/416713445
pornstar.hobbit10001100010000/00/01/00/00011
lolEPICshit341692160210366499827540/01/419/501/131716126
351692261210466499827540/01/420/501/11598124
Player Summary for mp_sillyctf
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETZONK10001100000000/00/01/10/0DK
rABit.10001100000000/00/01/10/0
c4@heyo Kubusian10001100000000/00/01/10/0KD
Pornstar.A|G10001100000000/00/01/10/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETZONK6510313203107315624572880/01/09/133/1DK//KKKD//DKXDDDDXKD/KDK/DDDKK/KKKS
rABit.5077918312413422499600/00/011/120/1D//DKS/KKDDKTKKK/DTDDDDDDDDKK
pornostar.hobbit8277141720082700195100/00/011/93/0D/KD/KK//DKKDDKK/KDK/KKK/DKK/DD
rABit.66257365582219719869073480/01/031/346/2
c4@heyo Kubusian14197171251013099258300/02/015/100/1KKDDKKKDDDKKDKKDK/KKSDKDKDKDKK
^PPornstar.A|G88881517300524412162330/00/115/90/2DKK/D/KDDK/KDK/DKDK/KDKKKDKKKDDD
Pornstar.A|G1151853229810655404745330/02/130/190/3
pornstar.hobbit10001100010000/00/01/00/0K/
lolEPICshit315161911002320326000/00/26/150/1DKDDDDDDKDDKDKDDDSKKDDDDD
665172011012320326000/00/27/150/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETZONK8680131520082435172500/01/110/61/0/KKKDDK/K/KDKKD//DKK/K/K/DKD
rABit.8382151820072526226900/00/014/101/1/KDKK//K/DK/DKKD/KDKD/KKKKDKDDKDD
pornostar.hobbit3965923000719252827180/01/08/150/1/DDKD/DD//KKDDK/D/KDDDDK/DDDKDKK
rABit.6922737564002268866821180/02/132/312/2
c4@heyo Kubusian11510822195001133752483180/01/121/70/0KK/KK/KK/KK/DKD/D/KK/KKDDKK/K/KK/KK/KDKDD
^PPornstar.A|G5962132220012342302900/00/113/190/1DDDKDDDDDKDDKK/KDKDDKKDDDDKDDKKDKKD
Pornstar.A|G8717035417001257175512180/01/234/260/1
lolEPICshit2662415000222102480180/01/12/111/0DD/KDDKDD/DDDDDDKKD
2662415000222102480180/01/12/111/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETZONK1351382317400338322873180/01/122/130/0/DDDKDKKKKDKDKKDKKDDK/KK/KDKKKKKKKKDKDDD
rABit.841291619300627142458180/00/015/121/1/KDKDD/KKKKKDKDDKKD//K/KKDDDKDK/KDD
pornostar.hobbit60971525500834013285540/01/013/151/2//DKK//DDDKDDKDD/KKKDDD/DDDDK/KKKKKD/KDK
rABit.93364546112001799478616900/02/150/402/3
c4@heyo Kubusian1271202318300638832343650/01/020/122/0DK/KKDKK/KDKKKDK/DDDKK/DKDKKKK/KKDDK/KKKD
^PPornstar.A|G4610713285008215430571400/00/113/180/1/KDK/KD//KDDDKDDDKDK/KDKDKDDKDDDKDDD/DK//
Pornstar.A|G87227364680014603754002050/01/133/302/1
lolEPICshit42561126100121194087360/00/111/240/0KDDKKDDDDDKDKDKDDK/DDKDDDDDDKDDDKDDKD
42561126100121194087360/00/111/240/0

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Player Chats
[4:22]: Pornstar.A|G connected
[4:14]: rABit. connected
[4:12]: iensan connected
[4:10]: pornstar.hobbit disconnected
[4:03]: Pornstar.A|Gcalled a vote.
[4:02]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to supply)
[4:02]: pornstar.hobbit connected
[3:54]: pornstar.hobbit Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
[3:52]: rABit.called a vote.
^PPornstar.A|G [3:51]: change
[3:51]: Vote passed!
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: this will be great
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: This is the care cup \_/..... oh look its empty
ETZONK [Warmup]: * \ /___\ /\ |
ETZONK [Warmup]: /| (\ |)
ETZONK [Warmup]: / \__ __/
ETZONK [Warmup]: ,----( .. )
ETZONK [Warmup]: n00b / \~~~/ \
ETZONK [Warmup]: __ __
rABit. [Warmup]: ?
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: check his ping
ETZONK [Warmup]: u also
ETZONK [Warmup]: got
ETZONK [Warmup]: 400
ETZONK [Warmup]: xd
ETZONK [Warmup]: so
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: hes jumping
rABit. [Warmup]: rup
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: and he would have 200 at normal
ETZONK [Warmup]: normal
ETZONK [Warmup]: xd
rABit. [Warmup]: please
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: hehe come to NA server and check normal :p
pornstar.hobbit [Warmup]: tbh we should be on the server listed on cb
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: lets play here its cool
rABit. [Countdown]: hf
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: nou
[11:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:22]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
ETZONK [11:15]: xd
[11:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: my m8's ping is jumping
[11:15]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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rABit. [11:16]: kumamy
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: kum kum
ETZONK [11:15]: cum cum on kuby stara face
[11:15]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
ETZONK [11:15]: : {D
rABit. [11:15]: zZzZz
lolEPICshit [11:15]: vao se fuder
lolEPICshit [11:15]: retardado mental
lolEPICshit [11:15]: uhdoisauohads
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:16]: ej to bylo nie grzeczne
lolEPICshit [11:15]: voces vao ser humilhados nazistas fdps
[11:15]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
ETZONK [11:15]: mientus : lubie ten smak
[11:15]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: kiedy w gebie trzymany jest ptak?
lolEPICshit [11:15]: felipeee: welcome to brazil
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: oooooooo tak
ETZONK [11:15]: :D
lolEPICshit [11:15]: sAbian: Yes, I Didn't
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: wtf?
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: :XD
lolEPICshit [11:15]: Evolution: So they know what a total dumbass piece of shit faggot you are
lolEPICshit [11:15]: Evolution: you should get a 2v2 or something
ETZONK [11:15]: ?
[11:15]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
ETZONK [11:15]: man
ETZONK [11:15]: we ar nerds
lolEPICshit [11:15]: ye
ETZONK [11:15]: its saturday
ETZONK [11:15]: evening
lolEPICshit [11:15]: ye
[11:15]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
ETZONK [11:15]: : D
^PPornstar.A|G [11:16]: its 5pm 4 me
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: well to be honest
lolEPICshit [11:15]: here in brazil its 18:10
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: the only nerd here
[11:15]: pornstar.hobbit connected
[11:15]: pornstar.hobbit disconnected
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: is icesun
lolEPICshit [11:15]: im going out today like u guys nerds
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: but nvm
[11:15]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[11:15]: Allies team locked from spectators by C4@hEyo rABit
[11:15]: Allies team locked by C4@hEyo rABit
[11:15]: pornstar.hobbit connected
[11:15]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
lolEPICshit [11:16]: we arent even in comms :XD
[11:15]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
lolEPICshit [11:15]: ± AMEN ±
lolEPICshit [11:15]: ± AMEN ±
lolEPICshit [11:15]: ± AMEN ±
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: change name
[11:15]: Pornstar.A|Gcalled a vote.
[11:15]: Vote passed!
[11:15]: pornstar.hobbithas been kicked!
[11:15]: pornstar.hobbit player kicked
[11:15]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
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[11:15]: FIGHT!
[11:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: :D
pornostar.hobbit [11:16]: [18:55] A|G: i get a pillow
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: [18:55] A|G: and start fucking it
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: Pornstar :D
[11:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: logs , fake logs
[11:15]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: mhm
[11:15]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: [19:38] <+sandbag> and if you beat them with ag on your team then hobbit new na skiller!
[11:15]: FIGHT!
[10:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:52]: ALMSOT
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:52]: xd
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:47]: you fucking monkey hehe
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:47]: :{D
[6:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:42]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:41]: The Allies have activated the crane!
^PPornstar.A|G [5:34]: Pornstar :D
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: hahah
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: a
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: ha
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: ha
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: ha
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: h
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:31]: :Xd
^PPornstar.A|G [5:30]: Pornstar :D
[5:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:24]: that was nice to be honest :D
[2:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:35
pornostar.hobbit [9:33]: gl hf
ETZONK [7:16]: :{DDDDDDDD
ETZONK [7:16]: :{DDDDDDDD
ETZONK [7:16]: :{DDDDDDDD
ETZONK [7:16]: :{DDDDDDDD
ETZONK [7:16]: :{DDDDDDDD
[5:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:07]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:35)
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: wtf
rABit. [Warmup]: look cp
ETZONK [Warmup]: :(
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: cb*
rABit. [Warmup]: Be Right Back
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: man
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: thats fucki ng impossible
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: pick one map
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: i cahllenge u for supply and u choose supply :D:D
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: 2 suply are u guys insane
ETZONK [Warmup]: this is rabbit
ETZONK [Warmup]: hes brainless
ETZONK [Warmup]: as
ETZONK [Warmup]: dunk
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: noo
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: wtff
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: bro 2 supply
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: ok
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: cmon can we play other map ?
ETZONK [11:58]: ye his stupid
pornostar.hobbit [11:56]: :D
^PPornstar.A|G [11:43]: pick a map
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
pornostar.hobbit [10:01]: :D
^PPornstar.A|G [9:59]: Pornstar :D
pornostar.hobbit [9:55]: [18:55] A|G: i get a pillow
pornostar.hobbit [9:55]: [18:55] A|G: and start fucking it
^PPornstar.A|G [9:51]: fuck up
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
^PPornstar.A|G [5:15]: :D
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: Pornstar :D
[3:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:23]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
^PPornstar.A|G [2:20]: lol
^PPornstar.A|G [2:20]: nice
lolEPICshit [1:08]: fucking hell
[0:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
^PPornstar.A|G [0:46]: Pornstar :D
lolEPICshit [0:44]: im done fuck off your polaks
[0:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^PPornstar.A|G [0:35]: :p
ETZONK [0:24]: scores
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: best engi
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: boo ya
lolEPICshit [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: Pornstar. darks disconnected
ETZONK [Intermission]: ?
rABit. [Intermission]: 4:0?
ETZONK [Intermission]: we need to attack
ETZONK [Intermission]: ;x
c4@heyo Kubusian [Intermission]: 4:0 then? :)
rABit. [Intermission]: accept score :(
rABit. [Warmup]: ?
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: i gues
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: ty for war
c4@heyo Kubusian [Warmup]: bb:)
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: cya later :p

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