Fast Five vs Team Elevate. (3932 views)

au angelus
au iceman34
au riCo
au hammerkrook
au HANZ
au biggz-
au Millan
au Remedy
au neg
au blakjack
06.10.11 12:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [fast5 I'm constructing!] 69 kills
Killing Spree [fast5 I'm constructing!] 9 frags without being killed
Accountant [fast5 I'm constructing!] 203% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [fast5 ri(o] 33 gibs
...and stay dead! [fast5 ri(o] 58% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [fast5 iceman34] 49 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [fast5 I'm constructing!] 27 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [fast5 I'm constructing!] 151 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #e' Millan 246 damage per frag
What objective? [fast5 I'm constructing!] 424 XP
Red Shirt ^I#e' Remedy PGS 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? #e` biggz- 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [fast5 HANZ!!!] 205 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [fast5 I'm constructing!] 8 team kills
Gingerbread man [fast5 iceman34] 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[fast5 Spiderpig]88300303311106570547021870/10/326/164/1019013867
[fast5 iceman34]1042895452110223874268342390/01/149/236/816213185
[fast5 HANZ!!!]123330373011027610753822021/01/334/183/316517965
[fast5 ri(o]12134957473302191060670433440/03/248/218/618615063
[fast5 I'm constructing!]20342469342008101071245909130/029/320/1827/615513595
[fast5 12516922471968611465418722855118851/034/3177/1848/617214775
^I#e' Remedy PGS5022733659159653195164360/04/629/405/1019814459
#e' ngr4417721480027448181581760/03/720/290/821317036
#e' Millan45261296512019712193972090/02/624/404/1224614529
#e` biggz-42165276470110652176903880/03/66/4318/8242120212
#e' gravy4318020476026389771113140/00/918/264/819515136
#e4510101302893411141285514187215230/012/997/2631/821914638
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[fast5 Spiderpig]14617019131010333541684510/00/116/63/2/DKDD/KKDDKKKKKDKKKK/DDSKKKKKKDK
[fast5 iceman34]93128272960013425534381260/01/024/132/5DKKK/K/K/K/DKX/KDDDKDD/XDKDKK/DDK/KKDK//KK/K/KDDKDK/KKKKDK
[fast5 HANZ!!!]1061431716400527442445330/01/214/82/2KD/D/DKDKKDD/KKKKKKDDKD/KDKKKK/KDX
[fast5 ri(o]1001502424140116497731021400/02/021/62/3DXKKX/KDKKK/K/K/K/KDK/K/K/DDK/KKD/KDK/KK/K/KDK//KT/
[fast5 I'm constructing!]18623928156045480024105150/07/118/76/2KKKTKKKD/DKT/DKTD/D//TKDKKKKDKDKDKKKKKKKKDKKKKK
[fast5 1268301159740154220130130798650/011/493/4015/14
^I#e' Remedy PGS541061731512631774634700/02/016/201/5DKKDDKDDKDTDKXKKTKKKDK/DDDDKDKD/DKDD/D//DDK/KKDDDDS
#e' ngr42809210025241636541400/02/29/140/2DKDKDXKK/D/KD/DDDKKTXKD/DKDTDDDD/D
#e' Millan3514811314014289945741910/00/310/202/4KDDKDKDKDTDDDD/DDDDKKDDKDKDD/DDDD/DK/DKDKDD
#e` biggz-24668334015270939282120/01/31/257/2DXDKDDDDDKK/DKDKDDK/KDXTDDDD/DDD/D/DKDDDDDDD
#e' gravy42829213011187833401390/00/47/173/1DTDKDDKKDXDD/KDDDDKDDKKDKDDXDDDKD
#e394825413716172113079201307520/05/1243/9613/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[fast5 Spiderpig]7549340000607857550/00/13/40/1XKDDDKXKD
[fast5 iceman34]32582134300214951073180/00/110/03/1KKKKKKKKDKK/K/DKK
[fast5 HANZ!!!]834556100011641132360/00/05/60/0KDDDKKKDDDK
[fast5 ri(o]1227311940011844142000/01/110/60/1KKKKK/DKDKDKKDDKDDKD
[fast5 I'm constructing!]26084135202120786291850/010/22/13/1TDKDKKKKDKKKKK/KKDTK
[fast5 173333452810024718851112940/011/530/176/4
^I#e' Remedy PGS58507121022114714142520/02/15/92/0DKKDK/DT/DDKDKDDKDKTD
#e' ngr202121000015191464180/01/21/50/3DDDXKDK/DDDDD
#e' Millan545561130011479183500/01/24/81/0KDDDDDKDKKDD/KDKD
#e` biggz-60286101002134912441080/00/34/52/1KD//DDDDDKDKDKKXK
#e' gravy3022310100261712311530/00/23/30/3DDK/DKDDKD/DD
#e4417624536028511171885310/04/1017/305/7
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[fast5 Spiderpig]234231310038491461180/00/03/50/4//K/DDDDDDDDKDDK
[fast5 iceman34]1003688001313011018260/00/08/31/2/DK/KKK/KKDDDKTDK
[fast5 HANZ!!!]1168676300212501263720/00/06/41/0/DDKKDKKDKK/K
[fast5 ri(o]183671169011169911121540/00/19/23/2DD/KKKKKKDKDTDKKKK
[fast5 I'm constructing!]1574211740031518634380/06/00/55/1/KK/KKKDDKKDDKXKKXK/
[fast5 1162734040170212661754883080/06/126/1910/9
^I#e' Remedy PGS6044610200011761756760/00/36/40/3DDDKDDKKKKDKDDDD
#e' ngr50524800006581195180/00/14/50/2DDDDKDKDKKDD
#e' Millan553259100214551422180/00/04/61/1KKDKK/K/DDDDDD
#e` biggz-6127813100313311369680/01/00/76/3K/KDKDDKDKDKDDKDKD/D/
#e' gravy6249582003868875180/00/24/31/0/KDDKKK/DDK/D
#e5820428486008548866171980/01/618/258/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[fast5 Spiderpig]16639530000895700630/10/14/11/3XKKDKXKDKDX
[fast5 iceman34]5443611201516911305690/00/07/70/0D/KK//KX/DKDD/KTKDD
[fast5 HANZ!!!]40056823020949542611/00/19/00/1KKDKDTKKKKKT
[fast5 ri(o]13759118600120861409500/00/08/73/0DKDKDKKKDDK/KKKDKKD
[fast5 I'm constructing!]24259177802123169171750/06/00/513/2KKTDKDKKDKKTKDKKKK/KKXDKKKD
[fast5 200256473119057793748734181/16/228/2017/6
^I#e' Remedy PGS2527312101110311712380/00/22/72/2D/KDDDKDDDDDDKDT
#e' ngr6624690001888184500/00/26/50/1KKDDKDDK/DKDKDD
#e' Millan502671440021288156600/01/16/60/7DK//DDDKDDKXKDDDDKDKDKX
#e` biggz-62445810001132114900/01/01/63/2DKDKDDKDDKDKD
#e' gravy3727380010534166540/00/14/30/4DKDKDDTDDDDK
#e481482451602448737937420/02/619/275/16

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Player Chats
[fast5 ri(o] [Warmup]: bf3 anyone?
#e' Millan [Warmup]: yes
#e' Millan [Warmup]: found a team yet?
[fast5 ri(o] [Warmup]: are you from millan
[fast5 iceman34] [Warmup]: milan
#e' Millan [Warmup]: I'm from Sweden
#e' ngr [Warmup]: bf3 has no anti cheat
#e' ngr [Warmup]: lets all go hack the planet
#e' gravy [Warmup]: SMG IS 3 NOT 2
[fast5 Spiderpig] [Countdown]: hfhf
#e` biggz- [Countdown]: hf
[fast5 iceman34] [Countdown]: just because a game has no anticheat doesn't mean you have to cheat
[fast5 ri(o] [Countdown]: gl hf
#e' ngr [Countdown]: shut up jew
#e' ngr [Countdown]: no one asked you
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [Countdown]: shoutout to midas, pedro dongo cia meadow
^I#e' Remedy PGS [Countdown]: better record hanz and rico
[fast5 ri(o] [14:56]: Ash iceman34 Finkelstein
[12:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:00]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:24]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [10:40]: wow
[10:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
#e' ngr [8:25]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
#e' ngr [2:34]: dw about rego apparently
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
[fast5 iceman34] [Intermission]: gh
[14:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:12]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[12:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[11:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:36]: FIGHT!
[11:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:16]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:16]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:16]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:16]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [11:16]: (dongo) cos that was so fuckin so sus
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [11:16]: (dongo) are you wallhacking or not
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [11:16]: (dongo) tell me now
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [11:16]: (dongo) hammerkrook
[11:15]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
#e' ngr [11:15]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
#e' ngr [11:16]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
#e' ngr [11:16]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
[11:15]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[11:15]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:15]: FIGHT!
[11:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:54]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:06 (original: 15:00)
[fast5 iceman34] [Intermission]: gg
#e' ngr [Intermission]: ur cute iceman
[fast5 ri(o] [Intermission]: gg
^I#e' Remedy PGS [Countdown]: gl jf
[fast5 ri(o] [Countdown]: hf
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:07]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
#e' ngr [10:35]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
#e' ngr [10:34]: lets dance kiddie fiddler
[9:12]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:12]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:52
^I#e' Remedy PGS [Countdown]: sne
[5:06]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[5:01]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
#e' ngr [0:27]: lol
#e' ngr [0:26]: vagine
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:52)
[fast5 I'm constructing!] [Intermission]: gg
#e` biggz- [Intermission]: wp
[fast5 iceman34] [Intermission]: gg
[fast5 ri(o] [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: [fast5 Spiderpig] disconnected
[Intermission]: #e` biggz- disconnected
^I#e' Remedy PGS [Intermission]: tzac is the real winner
[Intermission]: #e' ngr disconnected
[fast5 ri(o] [Intermission]: tzac sux

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.