cook me some fuckin eggs vs xFx.eSports (3428 views)

nz Pakeha
nz nas
au skukz
nz jake heke
au masz0r
au Meadow
au midas
au Stompy
au Pedro
ca bN

CyberGamer Australia | CyberGamer Europe
Premier League Match
03.11.11 08:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth xFx MiDAS :) 36 kills
Killing Spree cmsfe.nas 5 frags without being killed
Accountant xFx MiDAS :) 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! xFx stompy 9 gibs
...and stay dead! xFx cia 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cmsfe.nas 31 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! xFx MiDAS :) 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer xFx MiDAS :) 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! xFx cia 271 damage per frag
What objective? cmsfe.nas 240 XP
Red Shirt cmsfe CHACHi 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cmsfe CHACHi 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cmsfediablo 213 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut xFx MiDAS :) 4 team kills
Gingerbread man xFx MiDAS :) 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cmsfe.nas8924034385017659858932240/01/331/203/1019415555
cmsfe METEOR7914726337007475044581510/10/223/131/818313536
cmsfediablo5818525424113569166451170/04/816/215/722815536
cmsfe CHACHi37104184831310422258592470/16/58/247/823512037
cmsfe6367610316119252721261228557390/111/578/2416/821014146
xFx bN7816732417011052296241410/03/427/223/516315234
xFx cia43879203121210930476240/00/16/165/423414536
xFx MiDAS :)113183363260420487124953242/012/10/1022/31357845
xFx PeDRO84237273181413490844461630/01/529/121/118213934
xFx stompy9023328319026573850322980/05/319/213/420516245
xFx 849071321553321350228552126114502/021/381/2134/418413535
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe.nas1145387200112951273680/00/28/30/1KDDKKDKKKDDK/KD
cmsfe METEOR90371011200313911407180/00/110/50/2/KKDDDK/KDKKDK/DKDDKK
cmsfediablo5033510000012681264950/01/31/52/2KDDKDKDDDDKDKDD
cmsfe CHACHi40364102001896138200/00/24/60/1DDKDDDDKDDKK/D
cmsfe7415927386005485053261810/01/823/192/6
xFx bN9057101120031534168700/02/17/71/0DKDK//KKKD/KDKDKDKDKD
xFx cia16301600103059712340/00/02/40/2KDDDDTDD
xFx MiDAS :)18382116301411744281510/07/00/35/0KK/KKK/KKTKD/K/KKXD
xFx PeDRO756268300386974900/00/16/50/0D//DKDKKXKKX/KDD
xFx stompy717357201114441015130/00/06/60/0KKDDDDDK/DKKT
xFx 873043338100311532648503980/09/221/256/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe.nas111521090011173515781200/01/09/51/4KD/KDDKDDKKKTKKDDKDKX
cmsfe METEOR752568000111381166180/00/04/40/3DKKKD/KDDDKDDK
cmsfediablo464271511011769215400/00/24/83/2D/KKKKDSDDKDDDDDKKDDDD
cmsfe CHACHi3522514111413621442860/02/20/64/2KDSKDDDD///KDXKDDKT/D
cmsfe6714128462227600463402240/03/417/238/11
xFx bN803181020031141159900/00/17/21/3DK/D/DKKDDKDK/KKKD
xFx cia133204310104973913180/00/02/43/0KKKDKDTXD
xFx MiDAS :)723181110151547931630/01/00/46/2KDD/KKKDD//KDK/K/KTD
xFx PeDRO81629112035166116621580/01/210/41/0D/KDDK/KT/TK/KKDK/DTKKD
xFx stompy8842892003149414211700/03/15/40/3DDDKKK//KXKXK/DDKKXDX
xFx 91186374480516634060047090/05/424/1811/8
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe.nas661181218200527762395360/00/110/92/4KDDKK/D/DKDKDKKDK//DXK/DKKDDKDD
cmsfe METEOR586471220031847166500/10/17/30/3DD/DDKDKKDK/KKDDK/D
cmsfediablo75901216301223422822220/03/310/80/3K/DDDDDKK/DKDKDKKKDDTDKKDDDKK
cmsfe CHACHi3841821001516822448350/14/12/113/3/KD//DKDDDK/DDDKDKDKT/DKXDDDKDD
cmsfe5931339677021586479330930/27/629/315/13
xFx bN81701316301323202331410/01/212/101/2DDK/KKKDDKDKDDD/KD/DTKDKDKKKXKD
xFx cia283127000110301325180/00/12/40/2XKDKD/DDDD
xFx MiDAS :)133571612202918928551102/04/00/310/0K/K//KKK/K/TKDK/KKDK/KKDK/TK/K
xFx PeDRO818091131051875167800/00/29/20/1DSDK///KDKKDD/KK/KKK
xFx stompy85891214400222132458760/01/28/103/1DK/KKKKDKDDKKDKDDDK/XDKKDDD
xFx 823275260121320933086472452/06/731/2914/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe.nas1001744100079264700/00/04/30/1KXKDKDDKD
cmsfe METEOR150213230003742201150/00/02/11/0KDKKD
cmsfediablo1002011000031240500/00/01/00/0KD
cmsfe CHACHi3351300102825871260/00/02/10/2DTDDK
cmsfe96639104010176018592410/00/09/51/3
xFx bN25914000123462400/00/01/30/0KD/DD
xFx cia506242100277360540/00/00/42/0XDDKKSD
xFx MiDAS :)331313000225828100/00/10/01/1DK//X
xFx PeDRO3003331001050335750/00/04/10/0DTKKK
xFx stompy30029311010587138390/01/00/10/0KDKKT
xFx 142901013312318591760980/01/15/93/1

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Player Chats
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: ETTV?
cmsfediablo [Countdown]: hf1
xFx cia [Countdown]: shout out 2 dongo i remember the days when u and i were just like snowpeas on a pod drinken beer u have grown up to phtosynehtisie and i love u
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: love u ange!!!!!!
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: shoutout 2 stompy
cmsfe.nas [Countdown]: shoutout to rain
xFx stompy [14:58]: :D
cmsfe METEOR [14:58]: :D
[14:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[12:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
cmsfe CHACHi [11:27]: cia 2 ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cmsfe CHACHi [11:22]: bn bad
cmsfe CHACHi [11:20]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
cmsfe CHACHi [10:56]: FFSFFSFSFSFSFSFSFSF
cmsfe CHACHi [10:51]: all u me
cmsfe CHACHi [10:48]: 1t
[10:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[10:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cmsfediablo [9:49]: thats it.. awoken the beast
cmsfe CHACHi [9:45]: 2 ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cmsfe.nas [9:43]: why the shit is that my /kill :S
cmsfe CHACHi [9:33]: i nneda anada cindy
cmsfe CHACHi [9:18]: ............../
cmsfe CHACHi [9:18]: .
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: .
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: .
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: .
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: .
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: .
[9:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:59
[Intermission]: cmsfeskukz disconnected
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: skukz brb
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: loadin hak
xFx cia [Warmup]: this one's 4 u dongo
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: Shoutout to repent
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: :D!
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: <3 that guy
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: banks!
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: Banks: ill kill u
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: Banks: guarentee u
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: Banks: u can light my house on fire
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: pedro were you there when we used repent soundboard on subxero?
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: and sub went psycho at repent
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: ROFL
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: nope
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: repent came on and sub lost it rofl
xFx cia [Warmup]: sghoutout 2 collamity, tifo, teuf, shotty, digi, pumpin, budgie, haste, tofu, lady_lauwa, neosonic, ragnar..........
xFx bN [Warmup]: shoutout 2 cia first time on ettv
cmsfe.nas [Warmup]: cia just a real good bloke :)
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: shoutout to joker
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: gud m8
xFx cia [Warmup]: very funny man no one like u so u have to play in other country anim lmao
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: repelent to xfx
xFx cia [Warmup]: look guys i know it's been a long day but can we get 3 cheers for kad
xFx cia [Warmup]: i mean angelus
xFx cia [Warmup]: hip hip
xFx cia [Warmup]: hooray
xFx cia [Warmup]: hip hip
xFx cia [Warmup]: hooray
xFx cia [Warmup]: hip hip
xFx cia [Warmup]: hooray!!!
cmsfe.nas [Warmup]: hooray!
cmsfediablo [5:15]: ROFL
xFx stompy [5:12]: LLOL chachi
cmsfediablo [5:10]: best rnader!
cmsfe METEOR [4:32]: LROLF
xFx stompy [3:11]: omg
xFx stompy [0:56]: WTF
xFx stompy [0:48]: just warmin uip punk
cmsfe METEOR [0:41]: oo
xFx stompy [0:41]: :<
cmsfe CHACHi [0:33]: fukn skukz
cmsfe CHACHi [0:30]: drunk fukhed
xFx stompy [0:25]: FFS
cmsfe METEOR [0:24]: rofl
cmsfe.nas [0:05]: might go on ozpro after this
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:59)
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: play a real match
cmsfediablo [9:58]: fight u for it
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
cmsfediablo [9:57]: :D!
xFx cia [9:45]: black guys
xFx cia [9:44]: l
xFx cia [9:43]: o
xFx cia [9:43]: l
xFx PeDRO [8:51]: u have a sniper
xFx PeDRO [8:48]: are u serious?
cmsfe METEOR [8:43]: yes
cmsfediablo [8:13]: bs..
[8:07]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[7:21]: The Main Door has been breached!
cmsfe.nas [5:43]: ;]
[4:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:53]: The Service Door has been breached!
xFx stompy [3:43]: :D
xFx cia [3:33]: LOL
cmsfediablo [3:32]: :D!
cmsfediablo [3:32]: :D!
cmsfediablo [3:32]: :D!
cmsfe CHACHi [3:32]: ROFL
cmsfe METEOR [3:30]: :<
cmsfediablo [2:42]: fort u wanted a nife fit..
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: out xp'd stompy..
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: o
xFx stompy [Intermission]: :<
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: t
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: zg
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: r
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: vs
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: wdfdrj
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: 1rwmsytmh
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: ,fcu
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: ^
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: fuken drunk kunt
cmsfe CHACHi [8:52]: MET WTFR U DOIN
[8:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
xFx cia [8:40]: BOOM HEDSHOT
cmsfe.nas [8:36]: yeah
xFx cia [8:16]: BOOM HEDSHOT
cmsfediablo [7:42]: :D!
xFx cia [7:41]: fuck u
cmsfediablo [7:41]: :D!
cmsfe.nas [7:41]: I WASNT
cmsfe.nas [7:39]: DFKN
[7:27]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:33 (original: 10:00)
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: wwwwwww
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: thx 4 game
xFx PeDRO [Intermission]: gg
xFx MiDAS :) [Intermission]: gg retards
angelus [Intermission]: don't forget your meds cia
xFx bN [Intermission]: well that was rly fun
[Intermission]: xFx MiDAS :) disconnected
[Intermission]: angelus disconnected
[Intermission]: xFx stompy disconnected
cmsfe METEOR [Intermission]: gg so easy!
[Intermission]: xFx bN disconnected
[Intermission]: cmsfediablo disconnected
[Intermission]: cmsfe METEOR disconnected
[Intermission]: xFx PeDRO disconnected
[Intermission]: cmsfe CHACHi disconnected
[Intermission]: xFx cia disconnected

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