Splendid vs disQonnect (2991 views)

gb koop
gb fumble
gb razz
de woDka
de humm3l
de predi
3v3 ladder match

Grudge match between uks finest rifle gb koop and de humm3l the hoover
07.11.11 19:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth spLd.ruw1N 108 kills
Killing Spree disQ humM3L 8 frags without being killed
Accountant spLd.ruw1N 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! disQ - predi 22 gibs
...and stay dead! disQ - predi 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning spLd.ruw1N 86 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! disQ humM3L 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^WdisQ - wDka 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! spLd @ Fumble 305 damage per frag
What objective? spLd.ruw1N 629 XP
Red Shirt spLd koop 133 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? disQ humM3L 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^WdisQ - wDka 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^WdisQ - wDka 7 team kills
Gingerbread man disQ humM3L 45 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
spLd @ Fumble524345811010203114487156583320/01/539/515/925014048
spLd koop71535951331510332044919243720/06/473/746/521514459
spLd.ruw1N9662910811318022321444189091910/09/586/623/1119916766
spLd73159826135643328756380538105950/016/5198/6214/1122115058
^WdisQ - wDka825108910818072119034192192640/010/672/612/621417855
disQ humM3L664438312512144514783162385970/01/360/5915/7178129810
disQ - predi624887912622102019993209232040/02/662/8511/425316548
disQ 7014412513595221186538105638010650/013/6194/8528/421515768
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble66231624200235353573990/00/23/30/1D//DDKDDDKK
spLd koop63691930500342154154180/00/09/100/0DKKDDKDKK/DK/DD/KDKDKD
spLd.ruw1N81452227500350824552580/02/08/100/2DDKKDDKK/K/KDDKDKKDDKDD/D
spLd7013757811200812832122791750/02/220/230/3
^WdisQ - wDka73401723501143103877200/02/24/50/0KDDKDTDK/KKDDD
disQ humM3L128552721300237504098620/00/014/62/0KKKKKKKKDDDDK/KKKDKKK/KD
disQ - predi40321127600042194857360/00/06/101/0DDDXDKKKDDKKDKDDK
disQ 8012755711401312279128321180/02/224/213/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble3398515220319642566450/00/04/111/1DKDDKSDK//DDDDDDKDKD/S
spLd koop861071922210237503529180/01/117/181/1DDKKKKKDSDKDDKD/KDKDDDKDDKDD/DDKKKDDKKKKDK
spLd.ruw1N4210492120023130357100/01/08/170/2DKKDDDDDDK/KDDDKKDDKDKDDDK/DDD
spLd543093358630788449666630/02/129/462/4
^WdisQ - wDka1261151915401535583103580/01/118/91/0/KDKDDKK/KKK/KDKKKKK/DKKKKDT/KDKDDD
disQ humM3L848816191011025532346330/00/115/72/2K//DDDKDKKD/D/K/KK/DK/K/KKXK/K/DTKDKK
disQ - predi841181619300535553395360/00/014/142/1/KDKDKKKKDDK/DKDKK/KD/KDDKDKDDK/XKDD
disQ 98321515380220966688441270/01/247/305/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble58851017000725922177660/01/17/72/2DDDDKDK/K//KK/K//K/DKDDKKDD
spLd koop78881519100731302431180/01/112/102/1/DDKDK/KK/K/KDK/KK/DKD/DDDKKDKKDKD
spLd.ruw1N1301061713300233002696360/01/316/60/2DKDK/DKKDKDKDDKK/DKKDDKKKKKKDK
spLd89279424940016902273041200/03/535/234/5
^WdisQ - wDka68711319102124933447330/04/011/160/2DKDDDTKDTDK/DDDDKDKDKDKKKKKDKDDDKD
disQ humM3L407382020010180224571670/00/16/92/1/KKK//K//D/DXKD/DK/DK/KD/DDDD
disQ - predi75921216500230093118200/01/28/123/1KKDKKKDDKDXDD/KKDDD/DDDKDKKKD
disQ 61236335580213730490222200/05/325/375/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble6310414225001227182516180/00/014/70/3KDD//DK//DDKK/D/KKK/K/KKKK/K//D/KDDD
spLd koop8713121242001140623572180/02/117/102/2D/K/KKDD/KKKDKDKK/KDK/D//D/KKKDDDK/KKK/KK/DDK
spLd.ruw1N13411431233001044843609580/03/227/91/2/KKDKDKKDDDKDDKK/KK/KKK/DKKK/KKKDK/KDKDK/KKK/DKK/KDK/K
spLd953496669100033112649697940/05/358/263/7
^WdisQ - wDka621201524402435613870980/02/214/181/0KDK//DDKDDDDKKKDDK/KDKDDDDDKK/KDTDDTDKKKD
disQ humM3L321119282118242430731850/01/15/164/2KDS//D//DKKTK//DDDDDDDDK/DDDDKDKDDD/KK
disQ - predi37911232210537124321360/00/210/272/1DKSDK/K/KDD/KKXKDDDDDDDK/DDDK/DDDKDXDDDDKXDDDDKD
disQ 443223684823179697112643190/03/529/617/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble42879210006235031771040/00/08/161/0D/DK//DKDDKDDD/KK/KK/DKDDDDXDDK
spLd koop5598162940063786397600/00/115/211/1DKDDKKD/DK/KDKK//DKK/DDDDDDDDKDDDDKDK/DDKKDKK
spLd.ruw1N601221423401532703582160/01/013/151/3KDD/K/DDKKDDKKD/DDKDKDDDKK/KTDDDDDK/KK
spLd523073973801179406107351200/01/136/523/4
^WdisQ - wDka1121041816300633423081540/00/018/80/3DKDKKKDD/KD/K/KDDK/KKKDKKXKKK//KKDD
disQ humM3L7388172340210333028281500/00/015/124/1/DDD/K/KKDKK/DD/KKDKD/KK/TT/DKDKKK/KK/KDDD
disQ - predi911102123500740633497760/01/118/152/1KK/KK/KK/KD/DKDDDKDK/KDKK/DKKK/DKDKXKDDKDKDDD
disQ 9230256621202231073594062800/01/151/356/5
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble2018150000552100600/00/01/30/2DDDDDK
spLd koop1001744100171179000/01/03/30/0/KDKDDKK
spLd.ruw1N15069641001101145800/00/06/30/0/KDKKKDKKD
spLd90104111320022274225400/01/010/90/2
^WdisQ - wDka02705000173180300/00/10/30/0D/DDD
disQ humM3L831356000359558300/00/04/31/0DK/KK/KD/DK
disQ - predi1203065100192888800/00/05/41/0KKKDKDKK/DD
disQ 6870111610052254227400/00/19/102/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
spLd @ Fumble501936100177664300/00/22/41/0KDKDDDX/KD
spLd koop202515000379579100/01/00/20/0/K/D/D
spLd.ruw1N450699200101167441230/01/08/21/0KKKKTDKKKDKK
spLd1731131313101427381875230/02/210/82/0
^WdisQ - wDka116337610131039103810/01/07/20/1KDK/K/K/KTDKKD
disQ humM3L121518000232985300/00/01/60/1D/KDD/DXDD
disQ - predi251514000050784700/00/11/30/0DDDKD
disQ 516391810151875273810/01/19/110/2

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Player Chats
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: your team lets you down
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: :<<<<<t
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: no offense
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: money on my team
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: but no one compares
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: omfg
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: :<
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :<
[6:55]: The Doors are opening!!
spLd @ Fumble [6:31]: cold hands
spLd @ Fumble [6:30]: :<
[6:22]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^WdisQ - wDka [4:49]: xasdasD
^WdisQ - wDka [4:41]: dont gib me bro
^WdisQ - wDka [3:58]: xasdasDAS
^WdisQ - wDka [3:57]: X>ASdasd
^WdisQ - wDka [3:54]: fu
[3:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:06 (original: 9:00)
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :<
spLd koop [Intermission]: :O)
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: Well then, let's kill!
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
spLd @ Fumble [11:14]: :D
[11:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:31]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
spLd @ Fumble [8:51]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [8:51]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [8:51]: :D
[8:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:19]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^WdisQ - wDka [7:02]: Dadasd
[6:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:57]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
disQ - predi [1:52]: i blame mouse
^WdisQ - wDka [1:48]: i blame kiwi
[0:52]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:07
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: WODKA
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: :<
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: i know bro i know
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: >\
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :/
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :<
disQ - predi [Intermission]: fumble fanboy #1
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: my hands
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: are so cold
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: Well then, let's kill!
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[10:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^WdisQ - wDka [9:29]: XD
[9:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
^WdisQ - wDka [6:39]: :X
[6:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
^WdisQ - wDka [6:12]: .<
[3:53]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
^WdisQ - wDka [2:17]: X
^WdisQ - wDka [2:09]: so much fail
[1:56]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:11 (original: 11:07)
spLd.ruw1N [Intermission]: GG
disQ humM3L [Intermission]: mappool?
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
^WdisQ - wDka [11:14]: XDD
[10:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
spLd @ Fumble [8:58]: fuck me
^WdisQ - wDka [8:54]: <3
spLd @ Fumble [8:47]: i lagged :<
[8:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
disQ humM3L [2:11]: best st ever :D
spLd @ Fumble [0:01]: OH GOSD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: 15 kills g3g3
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :<
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: i know that feel
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: Well then, let's kill!
^WdisQ - wDka [11:32]: XASDASd
^WdisQ - wDka [10:28]: :::
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^WdisQ - wDka [7:40]: sex?
[7:39]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
spLd koop [7:40]: done
[7:39]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:39]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:39]: FIGHT!
[7:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:47]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
disQ humM3L [1:43]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
disQ humM3L [1:43]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
disQ humM3L [1:43]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
disQ humM3L [1:43]: :H) HUMMI HAPPY
disQ humM3L [0:18]: ggz
^WdisQ - wDka [0:14]: gg ;<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: who makes a truck so slow
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: omfg
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: ffs
disQ - predi [Intermission]: :D
disQ humM3L [Intermission]: mappool?
spLd.ruw1N [Intermission]: LETS DO ICE
disQ humM3L [Warmup]: no side
disQ humM3L [Warmup]: i guess
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: :D
disQ humM3L [Warmup]: or its allowed?
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: :D
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: WDKE
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: y0 bro
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: side allowed
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: EGDEGDEGDEGDEGD
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: btw fumble
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: if u win
spLd @ Fumble [Warmup]: if?
^WdisQ - wDka [Warmup]: i wont love u anymore
disQ humM3L [Warmup]: rup
[9:16]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:45]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:48]: The Service Door has been breached!
^WdisQ - wDka [7:22]: ....
[6:52]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:07
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: my w key
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: seriously
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: its like sticky
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: 0/5
spLd @ Fumble [Intermission]: :D
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :X
disQ humM3L [2:49]: gg
[1:45]: Storage Wall destroyed!
^WdisQ - wDka [0:16]: :p
disQ humM3L [0:09]: ggz
spLd @ Fumble [0:06]: <3 wdke?
spLd @ Fumble [0:04]: wdka*
^WdisQ - wDka [0:03]: gtfo
^WdisQ - wDka [0:02]: dont like ya
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:07)
^WdisQ - wDka [Intermission]: :<
[Intermission]: disQ humM3L disconnected
[Intermission]: spLd.ruw1N disconnected
[Intermission]: spLd @ Fumble disconnected
[Intermission]: spLd koop disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.