noBra!n KIK.AIM vs pwners!? (2990 views)

de gr0ss
de Aggro
de s1LENT
nl smoothie
il waffle
xx phyzic
18.11.11 00:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth phyzic is a pwner 69 kills
Killing Spree phyzic is a pwner 6 frags without being killed
Accountant phyzic is a pwner 101% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! sMOOTHIE is a pwner 12 gibs
...and stay dead! sMOOTHIE is a pwner 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning phyzic is a pwner 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wAffle is a pwner 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sMOOTHIE is a pwner 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nB|KIK.Aggro 274 damage per frag
What objective? phyzic is a pwner 525 XP
Red Shirt nB|KIK.s1LENT 89 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nB|KIK.Aggro 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nB|KIK.gr0ss 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nB|KIK.gr0ss 4 team kills
Gingerbread man phyzic is a pwner 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
sMOOTHIE is a pwner924045560120318966888391400/01/454/323/617614745
phyzic is a pwner10152569689023114289107051150/04/260/336/320715767
wAffle is a pwner6539756859112312431116951420/01/450/556/222213649
is a pwner84132618021330167236388312393970/06/4164/5515/220214757
nB|KIK.gr0ss88471657310141613606132033330/02/156/516/620917854
nB|KIK.Aggro282652484212296735113061440/01/025/520/4281133214
nB|KIK.s1LENT5739951899121810898118792970/04/243/656/621413246
nB|KIK.56113514024621386331239363887740/07/2124/6512/623514848
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner661546100349672900/00/04/20/1DK/KK/K/DD
phyzic is a pwner664146200295184700/00/04/30/1D/KDK/KKDD
wAffle is a pwner8529670002100684400/00/06/50/0KDDK/KKK/DDKD
is a pwner7285141930072453242000/00/014/100/2
nB|KIK.gr0ss23356732001139388300/00/07/20/0K/KDKDKKKK
nB|KIK.Aggro03208000148892600/00/00/70/0D/DDDDDD
nB|KIK.s1LENT834656000153964400/00/03/52/0K/KDDDDDKKK
nB|KIK.105134121720032420245300/00/010/142/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner5024481003685716180/00/04/40/1D/D/K/KDKDDK
phyzic is a pwner2237290004830117400/01/01/50/0D/K//DDD/KD
wAffle is a pwner303031000011108146300/00/03/80/1DKK/DDDDDDDKD
is a pwner3491927100826233353180/01/08/170/2
nB|KIK.gr0ss13358861002150080100/00/08/40/0KKDK/KKKD/KDKD
nB|KIK.Aggro713557100678165200/00/05/10/0/D/K/KK/KK//
nB|KIK.s1LENT8547672003107211701440/00/14/32/0KDKK/KD//KDKD
nB|KIK.96140192040011335326231440/00/117/82/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner133108129301221091688780/00/012/71/0DKKKK/DKKDKKD/TDKDKKKD
phyzic is a pwner1101131110200525321480180/01/19/31/1KKD/KKKDKK/K//KD/DKDK
wAffle is a pwner47102919100724521661360/01/08/120/1D//DKD/DDD///DKKDXDDDKKK/KKDK
is a pwner97323323860114709348291320/02/129/222/2
nB|KIK.gr0ss867013152033232328712030/00/113/103/1KDTKKDDDTKKDKD/DK/DK/TKKKDKDDDK
nB|KIK.Aggro464961300051115187700/01/05/80/1/D/KDDK/K/DKDK/KXDDD
nB|KIK.s1LENT3351515000313912345360/00/15/120/1DDXD/KDKX/D/DKDKDDDKDD
nB|KIK.55170244320311482970932390/01/223/303/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner118881311301320561651140/01/213/60/2K/KKK/DDKDKK/KKDXDXDKKKKTDD
phyzic is a pwner92881314102730182053390/02/111/72/0/K/K/DK/DKDK/DK/DTKKT/KKKKXDKD
wAffle is a pwner576381420062185219200/00/18/70/0/D/KK/KDK/DKK/DKDD/KDD
is a pwner8923934396031672595896530/03/432/202/2
nB|KIK.gr0ss76801013201121202654580/01/09/111/1DDDDKKDDK/TDDDKDKDDKKKKK
nB|KIK.Aggro2350417010817432447500/00/04/90/0SDXKDKDKDD/K//D///D//D
nB|KIK.s1LENT5083918101420332158350/00/09/141/1DKDKTKDDD/KXDDK/KKDKDDDDDDK//
nB|KIK.50213234831213589672591430/01/022/342/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner86891315401323792668120/00/014/80/2DDKDKDD/KDDKKKDK/KK/TXKDKDDKDK
phyzic is a pwner1681522716200104402295000/00/024/63/0DKKKKK/K/K/K/KK/KK/KD//KDKKDKK/K/KKKKKKKKDD
wAffle is a pwner801121721311733193097660/00/213/105/0DDDKD/K/KDKK/KDDKK/KDKKDD/KXTDKK//KSKDKD
is a pwner111353575291220101008715780/00/251/248/2
nB|KIK.gr0ss65104152320063844352500/01/08/151/3KK/DK/K/KDK/KDKDDKDDKDKD//KDDKXDKDDKDDD
nB|KIK.Aggro855225000713813347210/00/02/160/2//DDDDKD/DD/K/DDD/DDDDDDD/D
nB|KIK.s1LENT48901429311634903228640/01/013/191/3K/K/D/DDKD/DSDDKDDKDDDKDK/DTKD/KDDDDDKDKKKKD
nB|KIK.40249317751119871510100850/02/023/502/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sMOOTHIE is a pwner8180911000419431387180/00/27/52/0KD/K/KD/DKDKDKDKKD/K
phyzic is a pwner92941213200325562201580/00/011/90/1K/KD/KKDDDKKDKDDKDKK/KDKD
wAffle is a pwner92611314300023612438400/00/112/131/0KDDKKDKDDDKDKDDKDKKKDKDDDKK
is a pwner8823534385007686060261160/00/330/273/1
nB|KIK.gr0ss921031213110324262469720/00/011/91/1XKD/K/KDKDDKDKKSK/DDKDKKKD
nB|KIK.Aggro5044714102212272057730/00/09/110/1TDDKKDKK/TKKDDD/DKDDDDD
nB|KIK.s1LENT85821214300123732334180/03/09/120/1DKDKDD/DDXKDKKKKDKDKDKKDKDD
nB|KIK.7622931415126602668601630/03/029/321/3

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Player Chats
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Countdown]: hf
[9:44]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:34]: The side gate has been built!
[8:55]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|KIK.Aggro [8:22]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:21]: HI
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:20]: hi
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:17]: hi.
[8:06]: The side gate has been destroyed!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:06]: hi, we are sid
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:05]: e
phyzic is a pwner [5:53]: gg
wAffle is a pwner [5:49]: wp
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:18
nB|KIK.Aggro [Intermission]: IMS TONED LOL
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: ofc you are
nB|KIK.Aggro [Warmup]: ZERO TO EIGHT NP $ ME
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Countdown]: glhf guys
[3:52]: Allies capture the factory district!
[3:41]: The side gate has been built!
[3:11]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[2:23]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
phyzic is a pwner [0:22]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:18)
[11:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:38]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:37]: :D
[7:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
nB|KIK.gr0ss [5:29]: 0 hits
nB|KIK.gr0ss [5:29]: :D
[5:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
wAffle is a pwner [5:25]: JEW !
nB|KIK.s1LENT [5:17]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [5:17]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [5:17]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [5:16]: :D
[5:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [5:06]: i should quit :))
[4:20]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:19]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:19]: comon
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:19]: we cant stop it anyways
[4:19]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:20]: 1 full
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:19]: i have medpacks
[4:19]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: dno where he went
[4:19]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:19]: just unpause and drive truck to end
nB|KIK.gr0ss [4:19]: 8D
[4:19]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:20]: ...
wAffle is a pwner [4:19]: neveh !
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:19]: serious business
[4:19]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: hes a golfer, hes gettin mad fast :P
[4:19]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:19]: online-golfer?
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:19]: i see
[4:19]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: girlgolfer
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: chipping in every night
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: lol
[4:19]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
nB|KIK.Aggro [4:19]: shoutout to karma lolz
nB|KIK.Aggro [4:20]: ice of shiiiiiiice
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:19]: shoutout to the 12 viewers lolz
[4:19]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
wAffle is a pwner [4:19]: shoutout le kreep !
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:19]: who would watch that shit
[4:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
nB|KIK.Aggro [4:19]: i dont will press pause if u need a 3rd one
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [4:20]: idd ._.
[4:19]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:19]: FIGHT!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:19]: i dont will
nB|KIK.Aggro [4:06]: serious pause
[4:06]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:53
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Intermission]: glad u paused
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: lol sorry
wAffle is a pwner [Intermission]: phyzic best driver ever
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Intermission]: :D
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: dad called and i just paused xD
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: sorry
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Warmup]: phyzic gh0st driver
phyzic is a pwner [Warmup]: forgot the situation when he called xD
[5:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [2:18]: :<
[1:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
phyzic is a pwner [0:34]: do you have the mappool?
[0:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
wAffle is a pwner [0:19]: :<
[0:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [0:12]: erden ice gold beach ice deli frost adler
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:53)
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [Intermission]: erden ice gold beach base deli frost adler
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [Intermission]: 3D]
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: heads
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:50]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:47]: :D
[8:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:57]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:43]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:16
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: wp
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Intermission]: gg
[10:29]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:43]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:43]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
nB|KIK.gr0ss [3:45]: gg
nB|KIK.s1LENT [3:44]: GG WP
wAffle is a pwner [3:44]: gg
[3:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:42]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:34 (original: 11:16)
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: wp
sMOOTHIE is a pwner [Intermission]: ggs
nB|KIK.gr0ss [Intermission]: ggs cu
phyzic is a pwner [Intermission]: cu
[Intermission]: phyzic is a pwner disconnected
[Intermission]: sMOOTHIE is a pwner disconnected
wAffle is a pwner [Warmup]: cu

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