LMFAO vs Fuck Off And Die (2442 views)

si rvyN
nl bAnga
gb j3lly
pl laux
pl kml
pl gieri
03.12.11 01:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LMFAO rvyN 74 kills
Killing Spree LMFAO j3lly 5 frags without being killed
Accountant LMFAO rvyN 114% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! foad } kMl 16 gibs
...and stay dead! foad } kMl 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LMFAO rvyN 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LMFAO rvyN 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LMFAO j3lly 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LMFAO bAnga 250 damage per frag
What objective? LMFAO rvyN 496 XP
Red Shirt foad } LauX 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? foad } Gi3ri. 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore LMFAO rvyN 192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LMFAO j3lly 6 team kills
Gingerbread man foad } Gi3ri. 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LMFAO bAnga582933661101211761593842340/01/136/471/521215126
LMFAO j3lly55275437830624740689786610/13/140/516/317211556
LMFAO rvyN11449674658012415976119332050/05/562/358/421618446
LMFAO 751064153204211959309973029511000/09/5138/3515/420015046
foad } Gi3ri.6837852761502261060197791810/05/246/423/620412938
foad } LauX6538252781120201055711307900/01/446/515/520314138
foad } kMl5833340681611229615103592661/01/338/421/124015037
foad } 64109314422242336830773314455371/07/3130/429/121614038
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga1166376201013901333120/01/07/60/0DKDKKDKKDDKDTK
LMFAO j3lly5033612100510581412180/00/05/81/0/D/KDDD/DDKKX/KKDK/
LMFAO rvyN16086161030052780208600/01/114/31/1K/K/KDKKKKDKKDK/DKDKK//KKK
LMFAO 10918229286011052284831300/02/126/172/1
foad } Gi3ri.6686101540042095199300/01/18/91/1/KDKDDDKKK/DK/KKDKKDDD/DD
foad } LauX254631211021199151200/00/03/100/1DKD/DDKDXS/DDKDDD
foad } kMl555359301115371723240/00/16/70/0/DDKKDDDTDKKKDD
foad } 491851836811748315228240/01/217/261/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga36214110001929176500/00/14/90/2DDDD/KDXDDDDKKXKD
LMFAO j3lly3335721101315611838820/10/08/150/2//KDDDKDDDK/DDDDKDDDDKDKDDKTD
LMFAO rvyN4564511001413451913930/00/04/62/1KKKDK/DD/TK/D/DDD
LMFAO 3812016431028383555161750/10/116/302/5
foad } Gi3ri.1427010730041393897180/01/09/30/0DKK/DKKK/KK/KK/DK
foad } LauX100721212400424211851720/00/09/73/1DK/K/K/KDDKDK/KDKKKDKKDD
foad } kMl144721397004170210871161/00/011/51/0KDDKKKD/K/KK/KKK/KDKDK
foad } 1292143528140012551638352061/01/029/154/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga47919193013226730181640/00/09/151/1DKDDDDKD/T//DKDDDDKDKDDKDKDKK
LMFAO j3lly708714200027183723121420/03/110/133/0D/KKDK/KDTDKKKKK/X/D//KDDDDDKDTK/DDKK
LMFAO rvyN661281218300443103120760/00/112/140/1KDDD/DKX//KDDDKD/KDDDKKKXKKDKDDK
LMFAO 61306355760314841484503820/03/231/424/2
foad } Gi3ri.72781622201925812729650/02/115/100/2K/DK/K/K/KDKD/K/D/KDDK/KK/KTDKDDDKKDKDD
foad } LauX100104191940063315319000/00/218/111/1KDKDKDDK/KDD//KKDKK/K/K/KDKKKXDDKKDKKDD
foad } kMl429981950010255424951260/00/08/90/0KDKK//DDD//KK/K/D/KDDK//D/D
foad } 712814360110125845084141910/02/341/301/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga8099121550042414271300/00/012/110/2KDKK/DKKDKD/KDKXDK//DKDKKDDDX
LMFAO j3lly838215181038217724093250/00/016/102/0D/KDD/K//KKDTDD/KDKKKK//KKDKKDK/TTKD
LMFAO rvyN1571473019100105523331200/04/121/85/1DKKK/KK/K/KDDK/KKK/KKDDKK/K/KKDKKDKK/K/KK/KDKKKDKX
LMFAO 1073285752703221011484343250/04/149/297/3
foad } Gi3ri.441091227301834473081980/01/010/162/3K/KDK/KDKDDKDKDDDDKK/K/DDDDTDD/DD//DK/KD
foad } LauX401011025100522933245180/00/210/160/2DKDDDD//DDK/D/KDDKKDDKDDKDDDDKK/DKD
foad } kMl327782511062694378800/00/28/160/1DDDDDKSK//DKDD/K/DXK/DD/DDKDDKDDDK
foad } 392873077511198434101141160/01/428/482/6
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga2019150002615555580/00/01/30/0/D/KDD
LMFAO j3lly012030000386487360/00/00/30/0DDD
LMFAO rvyN1604685000112441087360/00/28/20/0/KKDKDKKKDKKD
LMFAO 60779130003224521291300/00/29/80/0
foad } Gi3ri.662923100085485600/00/02/30/0DDDKK
foad } LauX804245000253762400/01/03/30/0//KKDDKKD
foad } kMl1001544000173876500/01/03/30/0KDK/KDDK
foad } 8286101210032129224500/02/08/90/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LMFAO bAnga6003501010000/00/03/30/0KDK/KDSD
LMFAO j3lly2526140001387520580/00/01/20/1DK/DD
LMFAO rvyN1502532100077441500/00/03/20/0KKDKD
LMFAO 785171111021161935580/00/07/70/1
foad } Gi3ri.100622200123122300/00/02/10/0KD/K
foad } LauX801745110179288500/00/03/41/0DDDDKK/KKS
foad } kMl1001722000039050100/00/02/20/0KDKD
foad } 93408931021413160900/00/07/71/0

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Player Chats
foad } LauX [11:31]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [11:31]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [11:31]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [11:31]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [11:30]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [11:30]: xDDDDD
[9:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:19]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:02]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
foad } LauX [8:10]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [8:10]: xDDDDD
[7:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LMFAO bAnga [5:23]: You Mad.
[5:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:23]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:08]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:51
LMFAO rvyN [Intermission]: GG
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: gg
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: gg
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: :'D
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: :'D
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: :'(
[7:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
LMFAO bAnga [7:17]: You Mad.
LMFAO bAnga [7:16]: Cum on Me Bro.
LMFAO bAnga [7:15]: :'D
LMFAO bAnga [6:32]: :'(
[6:32]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:53]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
LMFAO rvyN [1:27]: GG
LMFAO bAnga [0:28]: complained!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:51)
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: brb
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: pee
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: now deffence
LMFAO rvyN [Warmup]: Sides?
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: yeS
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: Wanna kiss my LaLa?
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: yes
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: sure
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: :*
foad } kMl [Warmup]: WHY NOT
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: Hihi:$
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: OHHWYEAH!
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: MY MOM WILL BE PROUD OF ME!
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: My shit named lala
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } LauX [Warmup]: :D!
foad } LauX [Warmup]: :D!
foad } LauX [Warmup]: :D!
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: :'D
[8:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
LMFAO j3lly [7:59]: lol
LMFAO j3lly [7:57]: awww
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LMFAO j3lly [7:50]: took my ammo
[7:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
foad } LauX [2:49]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [2:49]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [2:49]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [2:49]: xDDDDD
foad } LauX [2:49]: xDDDDD
[2:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:50]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:09
LMFAO bAnga [Intermission]: :D
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: I am recording for my first time.
[8:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
LMFAO bAnga [6:13]: :'D
[6:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
LMFAO rvyN [1:21]: gg
[1:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:18]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LMFAO rvyN [0:02]: :d
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:09)
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: TAIKS
LMFAO bAnga [Intermission]: Complain!
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: TAILS
LMFAO j3lly [Intermission]: 555555 55lol
LMFAO j3lly [Intermission]: he did
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: yh nice friday night
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: ;-)
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: my xfire is cbareally....add me up
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: :P
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: NO HAVE XFIRE;D
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: only cf
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: me either
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: :P
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: im banned cf
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: Ross hates me
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: u from uk?
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: yes
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: city
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: scotland
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: ?
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: u?
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: Coventry
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: nice
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: u/
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: im outside glasgow
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: I am from Iraq with superfast internet.
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: 8DDDDDDDD
[9:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
LMFAO rvyN [7:23]: Gg
[7:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:44
foad } LauX [Countdown]: :D!
[1:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[1:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:56]: FIGHT!
[1:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:12]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
LMFAO bAnga [0:20]: fuck u :<
LMFAO rvyN [0:09]: gg
LMFAO j3lly [0:07]: hahahahaha
LMFAO j3lly [0:04]: gg guys ty
[0:01]: LMFAO bAnga disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:44)
foad } LauX [Intermission]: wp
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: LMFAO rvyN disconnected
foad } kMl [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: foad } LauX disconnected
[Intermission]: foad } kMl disconnected
[Intermission]: foad } Gi3ri. disconnected

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