PIMMELBANDE vs Dead Ringers (3530 views)

de rAKJI
de xyL
de wayne
be jetro
be zeto
be emzii
19.12.11 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pimmel{ waYne :'D 50 kills
Killing Spree pimmel{ xyLii :'D 6 frags without being killed
Accountant pimmel{ waYne :'D 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pimmel{ rAKJI :'D 11 gibs
...and stay dead! pimmel{ rAKJI :'D 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pimmel{ waYne :'D 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [dR] zett 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pimmel{ rAKJI :'D 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [dR] zett 253 damage per frag
What objective? [dR] jetro 332 XP
Red Shirt [dR] zett 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [dR] Jenson 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [dR] Jenson 208 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pimmel{ xyLii :'D 4 team kills
Gingerbread man [dR] zett 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pimmel{ xyLii :'D732683649110411730769753040/02/131/317/620314263
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D572453459111021740777531510/00/229/314/521812939
pimmel{ waYne :'D85259505940021932292281400/05/042/333/818615646
pimmel{ 7177212016726145324036239565950/07/0102/3314/820214246
[dR] zett66221426470123799186941610/02/031/369/519013637
[dR] jetro673324364100121911776294540/00/238/366/5212119312
[dR] Jenson6226329473001273497910360/01/527/311/1253168412
[dR] 6581611417520025624457242336510/03/596/3116/1218141310
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D501224000154160000/00/12/20/0DKD/KD
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D0403100226544800/00/00/10/0//D
pimmel{ waYne :'D0504000129855900/00/00/20/1/DDD
pimmel{ 172121110041104160700/00/12/50/1
[dR] zett10027331003397423180/01/01/01/0/KK//K
[dR] jetro10015332012698364410/00/04/10/0K//KKTD
[dR] Jenson1001411000051231700/00/01/20/0DXK
[dR] 1005677301516071104590/01/06/31/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D3301300000000/00/00/21/1DDDK
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D75734000167182200/00/02/30/1DKD/DKD
pimmel{ waYne :'D501024000248465800/00/02/00/2K/DK/D
pimmel{ 531761100031155148000/00/04/51/4
[dR] zett1001533100169743800/00/00/23/0DKDK/K
[dR] jetro2003263000198038000/00/05/11/1KK/KKKDKD
[dR] Jenson010030002304534180/00/00/10/0//D
[dR] 1005799100419811352180/00/05/44/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D7610913173022256526521130/01/011/133/2KDTDDKDKDKD/KDKDDTKDD/KKDKDKKDKD
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D50961020300525602441180/00/09/131/3XKDKDDKDDKKK/DDD///DDDKDDKDD/KK
pimmel{ waYne :'D80901620200427292937970/00/015/151/2DKDKKDDKDD/DKKKKD/K/DXDKDDDKKDKKDDK/K
pimmel{ 69295395780211785480302280/01/035/415/7
[dR] zett100862121300931472544970/00/017/124/0/KKKDKKDKK/K/KKDDKKDD/DK//KKDKKDD/KDKKK//D
[dR] jetro52751223200827172832870/00/011/121/3D/DKK/KDDDDK/KKDD//K/DKKDKK/D/DDKDD
[dR] Jenson86100131510032166247800/00/113/110/0/DKDKDDKKDK/KDKKKKDKDK/DDKDD
[dR] 79261465960020803078541840/00/141/355/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D1071001413600526962097360/00/012/52/3/K/K/KKKKKKDDDKK/DKK/DKDKDD
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D70921420710929032648780/00/111/83/0DKD/KK/KKK/S/KKKDDDK/D///DD/KKKDDK
pimmel{ waYne :'D1191192521100124571337100/05/018/92/0KK/KK/K/K//KKKD/K/K/KDD/KK/DKKDKKDK/DDKDKKK/KK
pimmel{ 9931153541410261017081161140/05/141/227/3
[dR] zett3468926200725463882360/00/08/140/5DDDDD/DK/DDKDKDK/DDD/KD/DK/DK/KDDKD
[dR] jetro4112610242007258428302740/00/18/152/1DDD/DDD/DDDDKK/KK/K//DK/DDKKDKDDKD
[dR] Jenson367482210052986345800/01/46/121/1KDKDDDDD/DD/D//DKDKD/KDKKDDKDD
[dR] 372682772500198116101703100/01/522/413/7
Player Summary for erdenberg_b2
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D661946100192278200/00/04/50/0K/DKDKKDDD
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D5723470003372636550/00/14/20/1K/KD/DK/DKD
pimmel{ waYne :'D40925000052590200/00/02/40/1DDDDDKK
pimmel{ 54511018100418192320550/00/110/110/2
[dR] zett1001555000160469200/01/03/41/0DKK/KDKKDD
[dR] jetro1005344200081752900/00/03/41/0DDKDKKDK
[dR] Jenson2503852100089959800/00/05/20/0KKKDKKD
[dR] 150106141130012320181900/01/011/102/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ xyLii :'D33282610225838441550/01/02/41/0K//DTDTKDD
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D602335000163675800/00/03/40/0KD/DDKKD
pimmel{ waYne :'D10026551002715801430/00/05/30/2DKK/KDX/DXKK
pimmel{ 647710162025193424031980/01/010/111/2
[dR] zett1610160012600715100/00/02/40/0D/D/TDKD
[dR] jetro114318720031321694520/00/17/31/0KDKDK/K/K/KKDDK
[dR] Jenson5027240002482525180/00/02/30/0KD/K/XD
[dR] 60681117201724031934800/00/111/101/0

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Player Chats
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: you guys are what's wrong in this game
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: sticking to all the standard maps
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [Warmup]: :D
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: love to see all the whine if we refuse to play supply / gold
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: hahahaha
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [Countdown]: Could u stop writing
[9:15]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:51
[dR] jetro [Intermission]: oh boy
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: this is pretty embarrassing =(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:51)
[dR] zett [Intermission]: gg
[dR] Jenson [Intermission]: wp
[dR] jetro [Intermission]: 23:33 waYnii but we are a new team this map sux mixed
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on y
[dR] jetro [Warmup]: Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
pimmel{ xyLii :'D [Warmup]: :XASDASDAS
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [Warmup]: 23:30 jetro i know i am a retard
[dR] jetro [Countdown]: i rest my case
[dR] jetro [Countdown]: kiddies
[11:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [5:34]: :D
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [5:33]: :D
[3:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:21]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:08]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:06]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:53
[10:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:17]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
pimmel{ rAKJI :'D [2:11]: :D
[1:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:07]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:53)
[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:40]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:52]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[8:49]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[8:49]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:11
[2:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:38]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [0:29]: GG
[0:00]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:11)
[Intermission]: pimmel{ rAKJI :'D disconnected
pimmel{ waYne :'D [Intermission]: GG WP thx 4 war
[Intermission]: pimmel{ waYne :'D disconnected
[Intermission]: pimmel{ xyLii :'D disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.