Unbelievable Tekkers vs pwners!? (1821 views)

pl Druwiziek
pl Jakiziek
gb ScarZy
de stRay
de scOw
de aiht
25.01.12 23:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pwnerS. yaRts 69 kills
Killing Spree uTEKKERS (scrz 5 frags without being killed
Accountant pwnerS. yaRts 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pwnerS. scow 16 gibs
...and stay dead! pwnerS. scow 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pwnerS. yaRts 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer uTEKKERS (Jkziek) 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! uTEKKERS (scrz 223 damage per frag
What objective? pwnerS. yaRts 429 XP
Red Shirt uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? uTEKKERS (scrz 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pwnerS. scow 159 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pwnerS. yaRts 3 team kills
Gingerbread man pwnerS. yaRts 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
uTEKKERS (scrz452333474610138168889700/02/330/542/4240119513
uTEKKERS (Jkziek)6230836589011063407664710/01/335/421/317613246
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK)9137868741010171133010527900/03/158/537/216714055
uTEKKERS (6691913820625214025838270881610/06/1123/5310/219413058
pwnerS. Kr3y xD6534848738121410223104921270/00/346/543/421314237
pwnerS. scow76314476216021693199377790/04/342/413/319815146
pwnerS. yaRts11542969601503261138286195200/04/164/314/416514445
pwnerS. 84109116419539175630924284887260/08/1152/3110/419214646
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (scrz388182110022921362300/00/08/190/1DDDKDK/DXDDD/DKDKDKDDDDDKDDKDK
uTEKKERS (Jkziek)551001018501521933150530/00/211/110/0DDKDK/DDDTKD/K/DKD/KDDDKK/KKD
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK)1001222020500533283159540/01/116/133/1DDKD/KK/K/DKDK/DKK/DDDKKDDKDKKKKDKDKKKDK
uTEKKERS (643033859110112844299321070/01/335/433/2
pwnerS. Kr3y xD90100182030043928352900/00/118/150/1//KKDKDKDDDKKK/DKK/DKDKKDKDKKKDKDDDXDDK
pwnerS. scow5775111930082428256200/00/010/91/2K/DK//KDK/DD/KK/D/K/DKKDDKDKDD
pwnerS. yaRts9411318192018357623511980/03/015/111/0/KKK/K/DKDKKK/KDK/DK/KD/DK/KKDKDTDKKDD
pwnerS. 80288475880120993284421980/03/143/352/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (scrz7080142040073099291300/01/213/100/1KK/DDKKDDKDDKD/DDKDKDKK/KK/K///KDD
uTEKKERS (Jkziek)751081216100321672673180/01/011/120/1DD/KKKKDDDK/K/KDDKDDKKKDKDDD
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK)63941422110625782487180/00/011/153/0/KDKK/DK/K/KKDKD/KKSDDDDDK/DKDDKDKDD
uTEKKERS (6928240586101678448073360/02/235/373/2
pwnerS. Kr3y xD4184102421062377275600/00/18/172/0KDKDKDD/DK/DDDD/SKKKDDDDKD/DDX//DKK
pwnerS. scow60761220301623162629770/01/112/120/1DKK/DK/D/DK/KDDKKDK/K/TKDDDDDDKDK
pwnerS. yaRts100123191980110338024591180/01/019/80/2///D/KDKDK/KKDKDD//KK/KKXKDK//KDKTKDKKKK
pwnerS. 672834163131222807378441950/02/239/372/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (scrz467271510032148236100/01/14/112/0DDDD/D/DDDDD/KKKKKDKKD
uTEKKERS (Jkziek)83100101230021980184100/00/09/81/2KKKD/KKDKDDK/DDKDKDDKD
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK)13592231740053090248100/02/020/111/1K/KKKDKDDKK/KK/KD/DDKKDKK/KKKKKDKKKDKDDD
uTEKKERS (882644044800107218668300/03/133/304/3
pwnerS. Kr3y xD5879101700121986221570/00/010/121/3DDKKKDDKDDKDK/DK/DDDKDDKDDKT
pwnerS. scow6661101540002222256400/01/28/131/0KDKDDKKDKKKDDDKDKDDDDDKDD
pwnerS. yaRts127951411200124752439780/00/112/82/2DDDKKK/KKKDKKDKDDKDDDKKKKX
pwnerS. 842353443601366837218850/01/330/334/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (scrz27051801010000/00/05/140/2DDKDKDDDDSKDDDDDK/DDDKD
uTEKKERS (Jkziek)33041200000000/00/14/110/0DKDDDDDKDDDDKKDD
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK)73701115000123342400180/00/011/140/0KDDKDKDDKK/DDDKDKDDKDKDKKD
uTEKKERS (44702045010223342400180/00/120/390/2
pwnerS. Kr3y xD838510123012193219921200/00/110/100/0DKDDDKDTKXDKK//DKDKKDKKD
pwnerS. scow17510214860122353162220/02/012/71/0KK/KKKKXKKKKDT/KKKDDKDDD
pwnerS. yaRts1639818113017195113701260/00/018/41/0K/KKDKDKT/KDXKK/KK/K/K/KDKK/KKK
pwnerS. 1402854231120311623649842480/02/140/212/0

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Player Chats
uTEKKERS (scrz [Countdown]: nice name stray
uTEKKERS (scrz [Countdown]: fag
[9:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:56]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
uTEKKERS (scrz [1:55]: <(-<-)
uTEKKERS (scrz [1:55]: / \
uTEKKERS (scrz [1:55]: _
uTEKKERS (scrz [1:55]: _(o)>
pwnerS. yaRts [1:42]: gg wp
[1:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:33
pwnerS. yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
[9:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
uTEKKERS (scrz [4:47]: :D
[4:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
uTEKKERS (scrz [3:43]: / \
uTEKKERS (scrz [3:43]: <(-<-)
uTEKKERS (scrz [3:43]: _(o)>
uTEKKERS (scrz [3:43]: _
[3:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:13]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:00]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [0:52]: FUCK THAT
pwnerS. yaRts [0:48]: <3
pwnerS. yaRts [0:47]: all 3 hs
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [0:47]: lagged out
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [0:26]: you got so fucking lucky
[0:11]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:22 (original: 10:33)
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [Intermission]: didnt deserve it at all
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [Warmup]: now im mad
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [Warmup]: your in for it
pwnerS. yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pwnerS. yaRts [11:26]: :P
uTEKKERS (scrz [11:09]: wat
[10:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:47]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:35
pwnerS. yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
[4:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:37]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pwnerS. yaRts [2:25]: :*
[1:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
pwnerS. yaRts [1:16]: ggwp
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [1:14]: not rlly
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [1:11]: gg
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [1:09]: we lost cos i lagged out on supply:D
pwnerS. yaRts [1:05]: oki
uTEKKERS (Jkziek) [1:00]: go watch replay:
uTEKKERS (scrz [0:59]: gg
uTEKKERS (scrz [0:47]: time to figure out a broken system
[0:36]: uTEKKERS (scrz disconnected
[0:16]: uTEKKERS (Jkziek) disconnected
pwnerS. yaRts [0:10]: they mad razzm8?=
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [0:10]: they r shit
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [0:08]: :
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [0:08]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:35)
uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) [Intermission]: gg's
[Intermission]: pwnerS. yaRts disconnected
[Intermission]: pwnerS. scow disconnected
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS (DRUWZIEK) disconnected

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