Superretardedplayers vs por.busted (6088 views)

29.07.07 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] 55 kills
Killing Spree SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 7 frags without being killed
Accountant SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 181% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE 18 gibs
...and stay dead! SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SUPERTARD >> FERUS 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] 91 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! por/socks 274 damage per frag
What objective? SUPERTARD >> FERUS 259 XP
Red Shirt SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? por/LiKaN 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SUPERTARD >> FERUS 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut por/stownage *** 3 team kills
Gingerbread man SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
por/LiKaN4311320474013375560114310/01/020/370/7188128212
por/crAsh5414322418024401961832260/11/822/211/718315135
por/socks4221427645028667694303220/01/426/232/824714735
por/stownage ***7317436499035537658563700/114/64/2920/1114912037
por/krucio4313620474034386868333350/05/814/304/5193145211
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star5211422423011231394046310/01/516/226/31439648
por/518941472903301236268333835917150/023/5102/2233/318413138
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ74165354641313455043522000/00/533/205/81309355
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o5611122379238309529685540/01/413/168/81417625
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT]1531995536110118565119662242/025/33/1222/61035573
SUPERTARD >> FERUS13325944335014692157541600/02/341/232/315717443
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:318123638211101956203107920/03/536/40/514814873
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE782075266181216900768966090/00/334/254/317310345
SUPERTARD >> 10111772462395841168348442504318392/031/3160/2541/314210854
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
por/LiKaN42103700113988811560/00/04/40/1DK/DDKTDKDD
por/crAsh33393940025851205180/00/03/50/2/DDKDD/KDDKD
por/socks374138100212551285360/01/22/20/2DK/D/KKDDDD
por/stownage ***1443813930021663924520/07/00/66/2KDKKDKD/KKDKKXK/KDKKDKD
por/krucio0210700125651013130/00/21/40/0DD/D/TXDD
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star621858100382474900/00/24/31/0/KDKDKK/DK/DD
por/53167274890212529060572750/08/614/247/7
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ555159110485378200/00/24/21/0D/KKD/K//DKKDS
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o503936100172860500/00/10/22/2DKDKD/DKD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT]100379910041260807500/05/20/24/1K/KDDKK/KDDKDK/KK/
SUPERTARD >> FERUS40282500018661074180/00/02/30/1/KDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3466661436000170686100/01/213/00/1KKKDKKKDKDKKKKKKK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE50273610006441161360/00/13/30/2KDDDDDKKD
SUPERTARD >> 1272483638101010605752901040/06/822/127/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
por/LiKaN42173700007661155940/00/03/80/0DDKDDDDKXKD
por/crAsh71195710118768861100/00/26/30/1KDD/KDKDDTKKD
por/socks50184800009251250540/00/14/70/0DKDDKDDKDDKD
por/stownage ***2212290001713101300/01/20/31/3DKDK/DDDDDD
por/krucio50274820001031146500/00/13/71/0DDKDDKDDKKDD
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star873278000394265200/01/22/34/0KD/KDKKK/DKDD/K
por/5412525473015525364212580/02/818/316/4
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ10040992021131113691690/00/010/51/4KDKKKKKDDDTDKD/KXTDKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o60123501125736541350/00/03/11/1K//TKDSKD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT]142351075006118626900/06/00/14/1/KKDK/KK//XK/KKKK/
SUPERTARD >> FERUS16651106101011751293360/01/110/50/0KKDKDDKKDKKDKTKDK
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3120466500031387875180/01/15/10/2K/D/KKKKXDK/X
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE4429491003789793180/00/04/60/0D//KKDKDD/KDD
SUPERTARD >> 105213424191415642152533760/08/232/196/8
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
por/LiKaN29538274002152133121630/00/08/200/4DDDKDDKDDKDDX//DDDDDXDKDKDDDDDKKDDDKD
por/crAsh4536920301115032927980/11/68/81/4KDDDTDDKDKKDDDDDKDDD/KDDKXKDDDK
por/socks4512410222013267733971470/00/110/111/3KDDDKKDDDDK/KDTK/DDDDKDKDDKXDK/DDD
por/stownage ***778017225031212227993180/15/44/1311/4KKDDDKDKXKDDKDDKDXKKKDKKDDTKTDDKDKDDTDD/DKKD
por/krucio32618251012136232402780/01/47/151/3DKDDDDKDDKDKTDK/D/DDKKXDDDDDDDDDDKD
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star2864621201513732645310/00/07/140/2DD/DDDDDKKKKD/K//D/DDTKDDDDD
por/4341858137170714105581832010350/27/1544/8114/20
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ75741520100723862201310/00/115/100/2DXKKDKKDDK/DDD/K/K/KDK/KKDDKD/KD/KKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o646011178024179417094190/00/28/73/5DKKDDK/DDDDTDKT/DKKDDKDX/KK/KKD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT]2501273012501732058901742/013/10/312/3KKKKKKKDKK/KDKKK/K/KKDTKKXKKX/KK/KKK/K/KDKKKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1711472414400336832117700/01/121/82/2KK/KKK/KDDKK/DKDKDDKKDKDKKKKDKKKDKKKKD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3175124148501625271371740/01/114/10/1/KKK//K/D/KKXDKKKKK/TKKK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE116115292541110472522701360/00/121/132/0KDKDSTKKDK/KKKDKK/KK/KDKD/D/KDK/KKKDDKDDKK//KK/KDKKKK/D
SUPERTARD >> 1426471239627153718320105589042/015/779/4219/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
por/LiKaN100336600001070663180/01/05/50/2DDKKDKDKDDKXK
por/crAsh100495500001055116500/00/05/50/0DKKKDKDKDD
por/socks38311026201318193498850/00/010/31/3/KKDKKTDDK/KKKDK/KDD
por/stownage ***4444491001878112000/01/00/72/2KDDKXDKDK/DDDD
por/krucio114278710109101115440/04/13/42/2DKKDDKDDKDKKDTKK
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star8004500010000/00/13/21/1/DKKDDKKD
por/7918437584025573275611470/06/226/266/10
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ7506800110000/00/24/33/2DKDKKDDD/KDKKTX
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o5505901010000/01/12/62/0KDKDK/KSDDKDDD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT]7506800010000/01/03/62/1DDKDK/KDDKDKKX
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1003388000011971270360/00/18/70/0DKDDKDKDKDKDKKKD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:38004500000000/00/14/20/1KKDDDKDKD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE6136162612013284926724190/00/16/32/1K//K/KKDDKDKKDDT
SUPERTARD >> 7469456412126404639424550/02/627/279/5

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Player Chats
por/krucio [Warmup]: shoutout to HUNA SRY :D
por/socks [Warmup]: >:)
por/krucio [Warmup]: hunta xD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Countdown]: Beem Beem azatej
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Countdown]: Well,let's get crackin'.
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: <Source`Era> plz m8 we usually win
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: saintt' [parodia]: well, dont waste our time then
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: M8D u96d-Night: we really have no ideas how to break ur defence, sorry
por/LiKaN [Countdown]: gl hf
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: :]
por/LiKaN [Countdown]: =)
[10:42]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[10:42]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
[10:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
por/LiKaN [10:33]: ahhh ^^
[10:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:33]: FIGHT!
[10:29]: The side gate has been built!
[10:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:43]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The side gate has been destroyed!
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star [8:14]: gg
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:01
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] [Intermission]: shoutout to the lamers... [aza]
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] [Warmup]: HI MOM DAD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Warmup]: hi
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Warmup]: son
por/stownage *** [Warmup]: shoutout to empty :>
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Warmup]: KUMA KUMA
por/socks [Warmup]: >:)
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o [Warmup]: hi2 urtier&kot who stink
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star [Warmup]: sou... hunta jo0ds nC scorch xD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] [Warmup]: rup
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Countdown]: Well,let's get crackin'.
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: <wabbi7> very server good, gemran server lag no, me ping good always, play no other server, gemran me
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Countdown]: Aya-ism ftw
[3:30]: Allies capture the factory district!
[3:13]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[1:46]: [CB] Rhand connected
[1:02]: [CB] Rhandhas become a shoutcaster
[CB] Rhand [0:55]: andy, make me shoutcaster pls
[0:40]: Allies capture the factory district!
[0:39]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[CB] Rhand [0:13]: ty
gtv'+andyF1+ [0:05]: nps
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:01)
[CB] Rhand [Countdown]: hf
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Countdown]: Well,let's get crackin'.
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Countdown]: hf
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star [Countdown]: .P
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:41]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:41]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:47]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[2:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [0:31]: Stabbed @ Internet!
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star [0:22]: omg xD
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] [0:16]: :(((
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^Rpor/koKai^RN #mp4star [Warmup]: scorch huso F1
por/stownage *** [Warmup]: f1
por/krucio [Warmup]: f1
[CB] Rhand [Countdown]: hf, gl
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [11:57]: Well,let's get crackin'.
[11:35]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [11:01]: lol
por/socks [10:59]: >:)
[10:15]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:05]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [8:14]: Beem Beem
[7:04]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:57 (original: 12:00)
[CB] Rhand [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> NIGHT :o disconnected
SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] [Intermission]: gg guys
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> HOLZ disconnected
[Intermission]: por/koKaiN #mp4star disconnected
por/socks [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE [Intermission]: gg =)
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Intermission]: gg!
por/socks [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> TOXIC [MT] disconnected
por/stownage *** [Intermission]: g
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 [Intermission]: desu
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: [CB] Rhand disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> XPAZJE disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> FERUS disconnected
por/crAsh [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> TEKOA:3 disconnected

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