Keyboard Warriors vs pwners!? (3219 views)

nl xperia
nl mize
nl motif
pl Elviss
de AIHT
de scow
07.02.12 22:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth >>KW<< MIZE 58 kills
Killing Spree FRiTSiEboY 6 frags without being killed
Accountant >>KW<< MIZE 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>KW<< XPERIA 7 gibs
...and stay dead! pwnerS. flapdrol 16% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning >>KW<< MIZE 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! FRiTSiEboY 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pwnerS. flapdrol 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pwnerS. eLVISS 231 damage per frag
What objective? FRiTSiEboY 389 XP
Red Shirt pwnerS. AIHT 79 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pwnerS. AIHT 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pwnerS. flapdrol 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut FRiTSiEboY 2 team kills
Gingerbread man pwnerS. AIHT 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
>>KW<< MIZE105352585530017105248384760/04/150/364/318115256
FRiTSiEboY8338948585021690827887900/02/139/399/218913664
>>KW<< XPERIA803685365710161169495351080/01/150/462/222114446
RI89110915917815124931300258062740/07/1139/4615/219714455
pwnerS. eLVISS66254426460015913710826540/02/139/421/621816945
pwnerS. flapdrol722814461701127892100181450/00/343/442/217916444
pwnerS. AIHT54282437970018877710456720/01/340/542/5204132310
pwnerS. 6381712920420014525806313002710/03/3122/545/520015546
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< MIZE2429817710012592165800/00/016/61/0/KKKKKDKKKKKDKDKKDKDKKKD
FRiTSiEboY5065481003100284800/00/04/50/0DD/K/KDK/DDK
>>KW<< XPERIA1126498110216931019540/00/19/40/1KKKDDKDK/KKKDD/KDS
RI1352273023310652873525540/00/129/151/1
pwnerS. eLVISS634371100021497182800/01/06/80/1/DDKDD/DDDKKKKDKDK
pwnerS. flapdrol544061120139491734770/00/07/80/0KDTDK/DDK/KDD/KDKD
pwnerS. AIHT283841400011079172500/00/03/141/0DDDKXD/KDKDDDDDDKDD
pwnerS. 481211736201635255287770/01/016/301/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< MIZE50374800021182114300/00/04/60/0DDKDK/DK/DKD
FRiTSiEboY1116910900031760129200/00/06/64/0KDKDKD/DDKKK//KKKDK
>>KW<< XPERIA666381230022289180000/00/07/101/0KKKK/KDK/KDDDDDDKDDD
RI76169222930075231423500/00/017/225/0
pwnerS. eLVISS453751110031493184900/00/05/60/2DDDKDDDK/D//KDKK
pwnerS. flapdrol855267100010931712180/00/06/50/2KDKDKKDKDDKDD
pwnerS. AIHT8465111320061649167000/00/011/60/1DD/KDK/KK/KK/K/DK/KDDKKD
pwnerS. 711542231400942355231180/00/022/170/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< MIZE86101202320093835302800/02/015/133/2KK///KKKK/K/KDDDXDDKKK//KDDKKDDDKDDKK//KKDKD
FRiTSiEboY1311582116201434623060580/01/017/114/1K/KKKKDKK/DKDKTKDKKKKKKD/K/DKDKDKDDKDD
>>KW<< XPERIA881232225200945473798540/00/022/150/1DK//DDKK/K/DKK/DKDDKK/KDKDKKDDDD/KDDKK/K/KKKKDK
RI1023826364601221184498861120/03/054/397/4
pwnerS. eLVISS58941424300630903924540/00/013/151/3DD//DKDDKDKDKDDDDK/K/KDKKD/K/DKKDDKDDK
pwnerS. flapdrol681001725200636804133320/00/115/182/0KD/DDKDDKD/KKDKDDKD/DDKDK/KKD/K/KKDKDDKDDK
pwnerS. AIHT34891132200631163787360/00/211/210/3DDDKDDDDKDKDKDDKDDDKD/DDKDKK////DD/DDDDKKDD
pwnerS. 532834281700189886118441220/00/339/543/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< MIZE1001161717000529152555760/02/115/110/1KDKX/K/DKDDKKD/KKDDKDD/DKDK/KKKKDKK
FRiTSiEboY52971325201628582687320/01/112/171/1KDKTK///KDKDDKDKDDDKDDKD//DKDDD/KKDKDDD
>>KW<< XPERIA70118142010033165291800/01/012/171/0DDDD/KKDDK/DKKDDDK/KKKKDKDDDKKDDKD
RI74331446230114893881601080/04/239/452/2
pwnerS. eLVISS8880161820043057322500/01/115/130/0DKK/DDDKK/KDKDKKK/KDD/KKKDKDDKDDKD
pwnerS. flapdrol83891518200321702439180/00/215/130/0KD/KD/KDDKDDDKKKKDDKDDKK/DDDKKKKD
pwnerS. AIHT85901720300529333274360/01/115/131/1K/K/DKDDDKKDDKKK/KDKKDDDK/KDKKDKD/DKD
pwnerS. 8525948567001281608938540/02/445/391/1

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Player Chats
pwnerS. eLVISS [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[11:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:06]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
>>KW<< MIZE [6:10]: shoutout to rezhni and jackie and casek
[6:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:53
pwnerS. eLVISS [5:21]: :-)
[4:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:34]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:47]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
FRiTSiEboY [0:22]: xd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:53)
pwnerS. eLVISS [Warmup]: some more known nicks
pwnerS. eLVISS [Warmup]: on the list?
pwnerS. eLVISS [Countdown]: like..
pwnerS. eLVISS [Countdown]: ?
>>KW<< XPERIA [Countdown]: 3v3 heroes
pwnerS. eLVISS [11:54]: which one?
pwnerS. eLVISS [11:17]: lol
[7:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:11]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
FRiTSiEboY [6:45]: aima;D
>>KW<< XPERIA [4:21]: lol
>>KW<< XPERIA [4:20]: :D
pwnerS. flapdrol [4:18]: lololol
[4:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
>>KW<< XPERIA [4:14]: your head is in your ass
[3:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pwnerS. eLVISS [0:44]: xperia
pwnerS. eLVISS [0:41]: please stop using netlimiter
pwnerS. eLVISS [0:40]: man
pwnerS. eLVISS [0:40]: :)
>>KW<< XPERIA [0:37]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
pwnerS. AIHT [9:53]: :P
pwnerS. flapdrol [9:52]: Lpri ok sure
[8:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pwnerS. flapdrol [6:07]: ur brain is even deeper in ur ass
[5:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:14]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:41]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:18 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pwnerS. eLVISS disconnected
[Intermission]: FRiTSiEboY disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< XPERIA disconnected
[Intermission]: haruhi disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< MIZE disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.