Superretardedplayers vs n1ce.it (17701 views)

ee Night
ee Holz
se ferus
mt toxic
fi Xpaz
nl teKoa
it Asdino
it Mamalukes
it Vegeta
lv fuzz
lv vinyl
at xety
Premier League
16.08.07 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SUPERTARD >> TEKOA 82 kills
Killing Spree SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE 9 frags without being killed
Accountant SUPERTARD >> TEKOA 144% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SUPERTARD >> TEKOA 27 gibs
...and stay dead! SUPERTARD >> NIGHT 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SUPERTARD >> TEKOA 69 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( 34 SPAM kills
Fragstealer n1ce fuzz 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! n1ce xety 218 damage per frag
What objective? SUPERTARD >> FERUS 466 XP
Red Shirt n1ce fuzz 95 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? n1ce xety 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore n1ce Asdino 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SUPERTARD >> FERUS 7 team kills
Gingerbread man SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
n1ce WoWPlayer.5226444841503207351104863960/08/713/4321/1816712538
n1ce Asdino573404170132476534116501920/03/641/401/1515916258
n1ce xety62333599522072312309111129900/02/743/5221/16209117412
n1ce sick72417486713051510072116084710/01/746/366/1321017346
n1ce fuzz6341260952214168678108554851/06/840/5114/19145113410
n1ce ouunp673345480181399734115693620/01/747/459/1918014346
n1ce 62210030649110342690546786728028961/021/7230/4572/1917813948
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(9237770752610271055476553040/013/318/4134/615110156
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT7830163792423191085885755270/06/728/4030/1417210647
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE9441559632001151084166582960/00/444/2810/1718410697
SUPERTARD >> FERUS9946672731707613426127174000/07/365/507/1418617454
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA14444482572703171326498042340/012/069/354/516217275
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ823285160172113833792692780/14/443/365/616315066
SUPERTARD >> 96233139740713151597672805467820390/142/4267/3690/617013566
Player Summary for oasis
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce WoWPlayer.575612212006219620951140/01/13/124/4K/KKDKD/KKDKDD/XDKDDK/KDDD/K/KXDDDD
n1ce Asdino266160166502021661899370/02/016/30/2KKKKKDKDDKTKDKTKKKDKKKKD
n1ce xety4863142980311296123995200/00/310/137/3KT/T/K/D//KDKK/K/DD/K/KKDDXKDKT/DDK/DDDDDKDDDKD
n1ce sick8086121540152999276160/00/111/72/5XXKKKKDDKKDD/KK/K/DDTKXK/K/DDDD
n1ce fuzz9414018191211729442512760/05/211/83/2DKKK/KDK/D/XKKDKD/K/KDK/KK/DDTDKKKSKDDK
n1ce ouunp11397171510022254715912650/00/215/114/2KKK/KDDKDKDKD/TTKKDXKDKKXDKKKKDDKDDD
n1ce 11060289105411931158131325710180/08/966/5420/18
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(7286131820041688198500/05/10/158/1DD/KKDKK///KDDKXXDDDKDKDKDKDXDKKKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT637112194015192223301580/00/411/92/2DDDKKKDD/T//DKKXDDKDDD/DK/KKKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE5084102020042414208700/00/27/102/4/DKDDKDDKDKKX//DDDDKDK/DDDKDKDK
SUPERTARD >> FERUS559811204031264636691590/01/013/120/6DDKDDDKKDDDKD/DDTTTDDKKDDKDKDDDKKK
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA718110144032230826541260/00/013/90/2/DDDDK/KDTKKKDKTKDKDDDKDTKD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ89921719210422793088880/02/013/142/1/DKDDDDKDKKDSK/DDXKD/DXK/KDDKKKDKKKKKK
SUPERTARD >> 675127311018172013257158135310/08/757/6914/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce WoWPlayer.50998162011113032731080/01/27/101/4DDKXDDDDKDDKKDDDKTDK/KDDKD
n1ce Asdino1970421210110593257610/00/23/101/5DDDDDDDKDKD/DKSDDDDDDDKDD
n1ce xety389210262022293736723300/00/17/185/5KKDDKKDKDTDDDDKKDTKD/DD/DDDDDDDKDDDKDD
n1ce sick6312012192003234433022260/00/212/100/4/DKKDDDKX/DKDKD/KKDKDDKDDDDKDDKK
n1ce fuzz58971831300324782998180/01/49/188/7DKDDDKDKKDDDDKK/D//DKDDDDDDDDKDKXDDKDKKDDKKDDKDKKK
n1ce ouunp2569727200221053710540/00/46/151/4DDDDDDKDKD/KDDDDKDDKDDDDD/DKDDKDDD
n1ce 425475914013131212053202127970/02/1544/8116/29
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(12310226211100134298131200/08/00/713/1/KKK/KK/KKDKK/K//DD/KKKKK/DDKKD/K//KD/KKKKKKK/D
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT918021234116313523062460/00/114/108/6KDK/DKKD/KKDK/KKDKDDTKDK/KXK/KKSK/DKDDDKDDDKDK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE154102171110013259211912210/00/015/53/3KKKDDTK//DDDKKK/DKKKKKKKKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS15015524165022429733411160/06/119/121/2DKKDKKKKXKKDKDKTKKDKKKDDKT/KDDKK/KDKDDKDKKD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA2301453013800642172459540/02/025/73/1DKKDKDKKKKK/DK/KKKKXKK/KDKKKK//KKKKK/KKKDKKD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ1007599310316731444160/00/19/40/2/KSKD/K/KDKDKKXKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> 1416591279341243320212120536530/016/382/4528/15
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce WoWPlayer.586518319017244434741480/06/32/1311/8T/D/DKDDDDDK/KKDKDDDX/DDKDDKDKDKDDD//KKDXXKDKKKDKK/KD
n1ce Asdino48801327402622013982560/01/414/140/5XDDDD/KDKXKKD/D/DKDDTDDD/KD/KDDD/TKDKDKKKDKD
n1ce xety771051722801535983112330/02/212/124/4K/D/KK/DKXK//DKDKXKDDDKKKKDDKKKDDDDKDKTDDD
n1ce sick9315715163044302327802210/00/115/94/3DK/KD/KTTKDKK/T/DTKXDKDDKKKDKDKDKKDD
n1ce fuzz4210712285012180830832331/00/28/162/6DDKDDKDKDDKKD//DDDDDDDDKDKDDDDDKTDKDKKDKD
n1ce ouunp62991727210530463954180/01/113/123/7DSKDDKDDDKDKKD/D/KD/DDK/K/DDDDKKXDKDKKDDKKDKK
n1ce 636139215131192916120203857091/010/1364/7624/33
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(11611621187004288124351760/00/213/98/3DKKKDDXDKKKK/DK/DDK/KKDDKK/DKKDDKDKKKKKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT908219219116360922281050/05/20/1013/3/K/KK//KKDKK/KKDTSKDKKKDDKKDDDDKKKX/DDDDDK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE1001372222500539322320400/00/114/93/8KKK/DDD/DKDDKDXDKDKKKKK/KKKK/DKDKKKDDKDDKDK/D
SUPERTARD >> FERUS831032024402332603305530/00/218/144/5K/DKDDKK/DDDKTK/DDKDKKKKKDKDDKKKDKDDDTKDDKKDDD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA1151312219600837582950180/06/015/101/1K/K/KKDKK/K/D/DKKK/KKKKKD/DKKK/DKDKKDDDDK
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ85971720800529452882850/11/214/102/2/KD/KKKD/DDDKKKDKDKKDDKK//DKKKDKDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> 9866612112439133120385161204770/112/974/6231/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce WoWPlayer.3744616201615811644260/00/11/85/2//KDD/DKDDDDKD/K/TXK/DDK
n1ce Asdino5030816210011082512380/00/08/130/3KDDDKSDDKDDKDKDDKDKDXDDKD
n1ce xety1007318184015281319291070/00/114/95/4DKDK/KKKXKKK/KDDK/DKKKDDKK/KK/DKTDDDDD
n1ce sick5254917400317062765180/01/38/100/1DKDK/DKDDKDKKKDD/KDD/DDKDD
n1ce fuzz706812172024144822621580/00/012/91/4KKK/KKKDDT/KDK/DDDDDK/KTDKDDKDD
n1ce ouunp118691311401020362314250/00/013/71/6KDTDKKXDDKKDKKDKDDKXDKKDDKK
n1ce 71338669518151810692134263720/01/556/5612/20
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(557310186106168719231280/00/05/105/1/DDKDKD/DDKDK//KKSKD/K/KDDKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT68681116700221921711180/01/03/117/3KK/KDKDDDKK/DKDDDKDDDDDKKKD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE100921010300319031060350/00/18/42/2KDKKKDKXKDD/D/KDDK/KK
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1301101713400032232402720/00/015/122/1DDKDDKDKKKKDKDKDKKKKKDKDKKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA181872011900129811741360/04/016/90/1KDKDDKKDKKDK/DDKKDKKKDKDKKKKKKK
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ6664812401114401855890/01/17/81/1D/DDDDTDKKDKKDKDDDKKK
SUPERTARD >> 100494768033111313426106923780/06/254/5417/9

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Player Chats
n1ce ouunp [Countdown]: hf
[14:49]: Allies have built the Oasis Water Pump!
[14:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:36]: Allies capture the Old City!
[11:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:14]: Allies have repaired both Water Pumps!
[11:14]: Allies have built the Old City Water Pump!
[10:48]: Allies have breached the Old City wall
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [10:19]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [10:19]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [7:57]: :]
[5:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
n1ce ouunp [5:24]: sry had phone
[5:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:24]: FIGHT!
[4:16]: Allied team has destroyed the South Anti-Tank Gun!
[4:04]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
n1ce fuzz [4:03]: tax
n1ce sick [4:03]: hi tox
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [4:03]: :XDD
[4:03]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [4:03]: this is a fun map
[4:04]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
n1ce xety [4:03]: idd
n1ce WoWPlayer. [4:04]: O RLY?
[4:04]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:04]: FIGHT!
[3:18]: Allies have destroyed the North Anti-Tank Gun!
[3:18]: Allies have destroyed both Anti-Tank Guns!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:41
n1ce ouunp [Intermission]: gg
n1ce Asdino [Warmup]: ready
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [11:40]: hf
[11:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:19]: Allies have built the Oasis Water Pump!
[9:26]: Allies capture the Old City!
[9:25]: Axis reclaim the Old City!
[7:54]: Allies capture the Old City!
[6:15]: Allies have breached the Old City wall
[6:02]: Allies have built the Old City Water Pump!
[6:02]: Allies have repaired both Water Pumps!
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [0:27]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:41)
n1ce fuzz [Intermission]: gg
n1ce ouunp [Intermission]: gg
n1ce Asdino [Warmup]: ready
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Warmup]: terkut mursoille, simikselle, jauhikselle and hi to mztik
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: terkut decemille
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [Warmup]: ah yes
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [Warmup]: HI TO WAYNE
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [Warmup]: HOLZ REMINDED ME
n1ce WoWPlayer. [Warmup]: rup tards
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Warmup]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Warmup]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Warmup]: saintt' [parodia]: well, dont waste our time then
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Warmup]: M8D u96d-Night: we really have no ideas how to break ur defence, sorry
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Countdown]: hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
n1ce ouunp [14:30]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[14:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[14:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[14:22]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:22]: FIGHT!
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [13:46]: :XD
[11:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [11:18]: Stabbed @ Internet!
[11:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [9:00]: 8>
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [9:00]: 8>
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [8:55]: Well,let's get crackin'.
[8:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [6:46]: lol
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:12]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:11]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:58]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [3:21]: :DDD
n1ce WoWPlayer. [3:20]: h3h3h3h3h3h3h3
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [3:21]: tactical pause !!
[3:21]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:21]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:21]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:20]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:20]: FIGHT!
[2:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:16
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Intermission]: gg
n1ce fuzz [Intermission]: gg dg
n1ce fuzz [Intermission]: :[
n1ce Asdino [Warmup]: ready
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: rup
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [Countdown]: hf
n1ce WoWPlayer. [Countdown]: bad luck
[11:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [11:11]: who's HACKING ME ffs
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [11:11]: :(
[11:11]: SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:(called a vote.
n1ce WoWPlayer. [11:11]: zeh internet
[11:11]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [11:11]: pause next time u see xpaz afk :DD
[11:11]: Mashed@QuadV is now a referee
[11:11]: Vote passed!
SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( [11:11]: no more pauses left :(
[11:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
n1ce WoWPlayer. [11:11]: pause once more and ill go having a shit
[11:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [11:11]: we have one actually
[11:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [11:11]: tox's a lil retarded
[11:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:11]: FIGHT!
[9:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZTICJE [6:36]: xet stop doing bug airstikes!
n1ce xety [6:27]: .d
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [6:25]: 8>
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [6:25]: 8>
[5:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
n1ce Asdino [4:15]: gg
n1ce xety [4:13]: ggs
[3:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:29 (original: 12:16)
[Intermission]: n1ce Asdino disconnected
n1ce fuzz [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: n1ce fuzz disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> HOLZ disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce WoWPlayer. disconnected
SUPERTARD >> TEKOA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> TOXmouse:( disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> TEKOA disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce sick disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce xety disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> FERUS disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce ouunp disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.