No1cares vs Grenades Galore (3320 views)

ee Peeter
nl kARMA
nl gAmeloser
nl MOTiF
gb chEWzZ-
nl xPERIA
03.03.12 01:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth keyboard.xPERiA 87 kills
Killing Spree keyboard.xPERiA 7 frags without being killed
Accountant keyboard.xPERiA 101% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Peeter:n1c 13 gibs
...and stay dead! Peeter:n1c 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning keyboard.xPERiA 76 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kARMA^H:n1c 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer keyboard.xPERiA 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gAmeloser:n1c 292 damage per frag
What objective? keyboard.xPERiA 522 XP
Red Shirt Peeter:n1c 115 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kARMA^H:n1c 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore grenadeZ.chEWZY- 160 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Peeter:n1c 8 team kills
Gingerbread man gAmeloser:n1c 43 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Peeter:n1c4731654115130830109191462210101/12/548/7711/220212737
gAmeloser:n1c55449611109024315599157257080/15/355/633/725614346
kARMA^H:n1c54354591086233112579145783831/00/646/6215/11213133310
:n1c52111917433328213104390974492521012/07/6149/6229/1122413438
grenadeZ.chEWZY-67445629310003211887137861120/05/352/505/1119214857
keyboard.xPERiA100522878610133616187120501410/04/076/417/818613975
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF8149979974013316851132612090/04/371/555/721313757
keyboard.821466228276241410144925390974620/013/3199/5517/719714166
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c629517277029318637212830/12/112/165/0DDKKK/DDK/DDTK/DK/XKDKDDD/DKD/KDDTDK/KK/KKDK/KD
gAmeloser:n1c10515021204019368033132650/03/017/92/3K/K/K/KKK/KDKKK/KKDDKKKDDDK/KXKKDD/K/DD/TKD
kARMA^H:n1c951022122301540273162901/00/013/158/3DKDKKDK/KXKDTDDDKDKDKKDDKD/KDKDK/KDDKK/DK/KKKX
:n1c87347596914042310893101966381/15/142/4015/6
grenadeZ.chEWZY-55881120300324813429400/00/211/130/4/DKDDDKXKDDKDKDDKXKKDKK/DDKDDD/DD
keyboard.xPERiA801212025502745183954680/00/018/142/4KK/DKDDKDDDKDDKDKK/TTDK/K/KD/KDKDKDKKDK/DKD/DKK
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF579615262012319735101730/01/313/172/5/KDDDKDDDKKDTDDDKK/KDDKKXDKDKDKDKDDDDKDKDDD
keyboard.64305467110031210196108932810/01/542/444/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c30408261016155627211780/00/08/181/1DD/DDKDDKD/D/DDDDKDKDDDDKD/KD//KTKD
gAmeloser:n1c426112281001028103320180/00/212/170/1DKD/KDDKX/DD/KK/DK/DDK/DKDD/KDDK/DD/K/KXDD
kARMA^H:n1c20615250015155632461340/00/25/141/4DK//DDDD/TKDDDDK/DDKDDDDDDDDDK/
:n1c31162257920221592292873300/00/425/492/6
grenadeZ.chEWZY-1461302215500528552349180/02/018/92/1DKKD/KKDKDKDKKD/KK/KDKK/KKKKKDK/KKKDD
keyboard.xPERiA1701041710100327511576360/01/012/73/0KDK/K/KKKKKKDKKDKDKDKK/DKKD
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF10510119182001036811997360/01/018/80/0KKK//KK/KDD/KKKDK/KKDKKDDK//K/DK//DKK
keyboard.14033558438001892875922900/04/048/245/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c416312291046300942203511/00/313/202/0KDDDKKDDDDD/KDDDKDKTK///TTDDKDDDDKDK/KD/TKDDD
gAmeloser:n1c3799102730010397739481980/11/18/181/1/DDKKDDDDKDDK//KD/KDKX//KXX//KDDDDDK//XDD
kARMA^H:n1c2763829010824653886760/00/38/170/1/DDDDKDDDDDDDDKDK/S/DDDK///K/K/DDDKDKD
:n1c352253085414249451120546251/11/729/553/2
grenadeZ.chEWZY-50831428000143331360200/03/111/120/2D/D/DK//KK//K/KKDDKKD/DD//KKDK//XDKDD/DKDK/
keyboard.xPERiA1441502618101134599245010/03/022/42/1/KK/K/DKKKKKKK/K/K/KK/K/DK/K/KDKKK/T/DKKK/KDK
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF105126212000094124339900/01/020/110/0K/KKK/KDKKDK/DKKDKDK/D/D/D/KDKK/KDK/DKKKK
keyboard.10035961661013612054945110/07/153/272/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c3664719300515042044910/00/07/140/0DD/KDDK//D/K/DKKDDDKDKDDDD
gAmeloser:n1c609212201017336032111550/01/012/120/1/KKT//KKD//KDDK/DKDDDKDDDKKDK/KDD
kARMA^H:n1c8884151720072662252700/00/113/92/1KK/KXDK/KDK/K/DDKDK/KDKKDDKK/K/DD
:n1c61240345660119752677822460/01/132/352/2
grenadeZ.chEWZY-2669519100714862276540/00/05/100/2/DD/DDD/KK/DDDDK/DKDD/K/
keyboard.xPERiA8093162000083012274900/00/016/120/0DDDDDK///K//DK/KKDK/KDKDKKD/KDKKDKKK
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF88110161800083284250100/00/014/102/0KKDK/K/KK/DD/DK//KD/KDKDKKKKDKDD/K
keyboard.6527237571002377827526540/00/035/322/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c10025770003107985800/00/15/22/1KD/KK/KKK/DKDD
gAmeloser:n1c5722470004879786180/00/04/20/1KDK///K/DKD
kARMA^H:n1c7723791105100890600/00/05/12/2/K//K/KSKKK/DKDD
:n1c787018231101229662550180/00/114/54/4
grenadeZ.chEWZY-6644461001936119200/00/01/43/1KD/DDDDKKK
keyboard.xPERiA6634462001510763180/00/04/40/1D/KDDDKDKK
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF25302800001104101100/01/00/61/2DDDDDDKDKD
keyboard.521081020300225502966180/01/05/144/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Peeter:n1c422937101158510581070/00/03/71/0KX/KDKDDTDDD
gAmeloser:n1c25252800038931147540/00/02/50/0DD///KDDKD
kARMA^H:n1c5021360011861851830/00/02/62/0KKDTDD/KXDD
:n1c39758211025233930562440/00/07/183/0
grenadeZ.chEWZY-1203165000279893800/00/06/20/1KDD/K/KDKKK
keyboard.xPERiA5720471104797558180/00/04/00/2DDSKK////KK
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF8536670004146184300/00/06/30/0K/K/KDK/DKK/D
keyboard.878716191101030562339180/00/016/50/3

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Player Chats
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: the cointtoss bullshit of yours
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [Countdown]: whats not right about it?
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
gAmeloser:n1c [Countdown]: gl hf
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: karma is mad
keyboard.xPERiA [Countdown]: gl
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: so mad
keyboard.xPERiA [Countdown]: beers incoming
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: cause cracker bad
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: so bad
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [Countdown]: still angry i see
kARMA^H:n1c [Countdown]: the winner gets to choose the last 2 maps <3
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kARMA^H:n1c [11:37]: wow
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
kARMA^H:n1c [3:48]: gtfo
kARMA^H:n1c [3:47]: really
[3:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
kARMA^H:n1c [0:08]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: We lost to highway
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: Just had to say it
keyboard.xPERiA [Intermission]: its nothing to be ashamed of
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gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [Warmup]: forgiven and forgotten
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Tell that to the guy who is using the name gameloser
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: xD
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: :P
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: he made a hattrick with mistakes
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: D:D
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: no
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: just a double
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: but that was more then enough
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: to lose within 4 mins
[Countdown]: keyboard.MOTiF readied the Axis!
kARMA^H:n1c [Countdown]: mexx FU MAN REALLY
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: ye
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: stfu
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kARMA^H:n1c [11:35]: cewlstui
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:48]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:46]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
kARMA^H:n1c [7:44]: wat.
[7:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
kARMA^H:n1c [7:30]: 75 hp gone in 1 mili second..
[6:47]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:30]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
kARMA^H:n1c [5:28]: hilarious gayming
gAmeloser:n1c [5:25]: what alolling
kARMA^H:n1c [4:48]: wow:D
[3:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
keyboard.xPERiA [2:13]: yea
[2:12]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
kARMA^H:n1c [1:47]: je pusht echt dom tbh:D
[1:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[1:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:57 (original: 12:00)
gAmeloser:n1c [Intermission]: against all odds
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: 16k dmg vs 19k dmg
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: raped hard
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kARMA^H:n1c [10:37]: 9rhtj3n2]5j64ke46eo45
kARMA^H:n1c [10:11]: echt jonge
[8:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: nice rape
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: gonna insta turn 3hs you np
[8:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
kARMA^H:n1c [8:27]: hi2you jeewee <3
[8:27]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: hi 2 bianca my rl girlfriend
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: shes real i swear
[8:27]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
kARMA^H:n1c [8:27]: mexicano dont care what birmingham has to say about you have to go back to india but hey i love ya <3
keyboard.xPERiA [8:27]: hi2you jeewee <3 and bianca
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: xD
[8:27]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
gAmeloser:n1c [8:27]: she has dd
[8:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
keyboard.xPERiA [8:27]: nice
[8:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:27]: FIGHT!
gAmeloser:n1c [8:24]: bastard
kARMA^H:n1c [7:44]: xperia sup with t he box
[5:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
kARMA^H:n1c [4:58]: :D:D:DD
[4:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gAmeloser:n1c [0:50]: ....
gAmeloser:n1c [0:41]: peeter mad and sad
Peeter:n1c [0:41]: fat fuck hogging all the doorway
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: G'OKU connected
gAmeloser:n1c [Intermission]: possitive dmg
gAmeloser:n1c [Intermission]: all i want
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Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: WTF IS A BLACK GUY DOING ON MY SERVER
[ET]Hype [Warmup]: :D
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: a medic reviving me when i plant shit is all i want
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Whites only
keyboard.xPERiA [Countdown]: nice rules
keyboard.xPERiA [Countdown]: we can agree
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: every human can
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[11:55]: wFonGOKU connected
kARMA^H:n1c [11:11]: echt
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
keyboard.xPERiA [11:01]: toen werd je bijna gepistoled
[11:00]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
keyboard.xPERiA [7:23]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [7:23]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [7:22]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [7:22]: :D
kARMA^H:n1c [7:00]: boys krijg ff een hitbox man
keyboard.xPERiA [6:56]: ok
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:18]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:10]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:56]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
kARMA^H:n1c [4:34]: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT
[2:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:30 (original: 12:00)
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[ET]Hype [Warmup]: de zwartste :(
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: ik ben cRackeR ken je wel
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: die oldschooler
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF [Warmup]: oja die
keyboard^P.MOTi^PF [Warmup]: ken ik niet
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: wat n belediging
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: ken jou ook niet dat scheelt <3
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
kARMA^H:n1c [Countdown]: when 2 of your guys (motif and xperia) crouch their hitboxxes are guddejob
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kARMA^H:n1c [9:42]: Your skill is really extroardenarry :_D
[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:26]: The Service Door has been breached!
gAmeloser:n1c [6:35]: gg
[6:28]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:31
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: CRACKER WORTH HIS NAME
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: Just pointing it out
gAmeloser:n1c [Intermission]: dude
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Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: No specific reason, you just bring bad fucking luck :(
gAmeloser:n1c [Warmup]: not my bad you went spawn and had no participation in our defence
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: rtcw maps are meant to be played by rtcw players!
keyboard.xPERiA [Warmup]: karma's fault he went on that nade
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: mexx<3
kARMA^H:n1c [Warmup]: ow?
kARMA^H:n1c [Countdown]: i wasent full
keyboard.xPERiA [Countdown]: he had to revive u then i could backrape him ;)
kARMA^H:n1c [Countdown]: your so good
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keyboard.xPERiA [2:50]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [2:50]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [2:50]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [2:49]: :D
[2:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
keyboard.xPERiA [2:49]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [2:49]: :D
keyboard.xPERiA [2:49]: :D
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [2:48]: :D
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [2:48]: :D
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [2:48]: :D
[2:48]: The Main Door has been breached!
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [2:48]: :D
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [2:48]: :D
[1:35]: The Service Door has been breached!
kARMA^H:n1c [0:14]: that was sooooooo retarted
[ET]Hype [0:06]: +1 :P
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:31)
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [Intermission]: gg wo
[Intermission]: kARMA:n1c disconnected
[Intermission]: keyboard.MOTiF disconnected
grenadeZ.chEWZY- [Intermission]: wwp/
[Intermission]: [ET]Hype disconnected
keyboard.xPERiA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: keyboard.xPERiA disconnected
[Intermission]: grenadeZ.chEWZY- disconnected
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