Team Survive vs Keyboard Warriors (3992 views)

de kiwi
de stray
de predi
nl xPERiA
nl miSe
nl MOTiF
08.03.12 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth keyboard.xPERiA 59 kills
Killing Spree keyboard.MOTiF 9 frags without being killed
Accountant keyboard.xPERiA 82% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! sRv predinhoo 11 gibs
...and stay dead! sRv predinhoo 20% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning keyboard.xPERiA 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! keyboard.miSe 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sRv predinhoo 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! keyboard.MOTiF 295 damage per frag
What objective? keyboard.MOTiF 358 XP
Red Shirt keyboard.xPERiA 72 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? keyboard.MOTiF 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore sRv kiwi 169 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sRv kiwi 3 team kills
Gingerbread man keyboard.xPERiA 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
sRv stRay56278407051215775797112110/00/637/445/6194137411
sRv predinhoo793475468110018981710984900/03/351/430/518216236
sRv kiwi6730041614031810296102811030/04/239/401/225116946
sRv 6892513519920155127870309764040/07/2127/406/220915648
keyboard.miSe81313516350017987993021110/06/240/445/119414854
keyboard.MOTiF643583758501149508868190/01/134/413/2257150912
keyboard.xPERiA823295972300271158998871480/03/351/404/219613736
keyboard.76100014719313015830976278702680/010/3125/4012/221614567
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sRv stRay701101724300735224099400/00/216/151/1XKDDK/D/KKK/KKDDKDDDDKDKDD/KK/DKDK/DK/KDKD
sRv predinhoo108129262440074009406400/01/025/170/0KK/KK/K/D/DKDDKKK/KKDKDKDKK/KK/KDKKDKKDDDKDKDKDDKD
sRv kiwi941041617101638273550500/01/015/101/1DT/KK/KKKDK/DK/KDDDK//KKKKDDKDKDDK
sRv 913435965801201135811713900/02/256/422/2
keyboard.miSe741182027000541744121360/02/218/200/1DDDKDDKK/DD/K/KK/DK/KKDKDKDDDKDDKDKDDKXKDKKDKDKD
keyboard.MOTiF3313582410183272279090/00/07/152/1K/DDKD//D/DDDDDD//KDDD/TKKDKDK/KD
keyboard.xPERiA601241728000742674447900/00/017/210/0D/DD/DKDKKDKK/D/KDDKKKDDDDKDDDKKK//DKDDDK/KKD
keyboard.5637745791012011713113581350/02/242/562/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sRv stRay25768322116210232571200/00/48/171/5KDDKKD/TSD/DDDDDDDDDKDKD/DDD//KDDDK/KDDXDD
sRv predinhoo411201229100832644305900/01/311/160/3/KDDDDXKKD///DKDDDDK/DD/DDKKKD/KK/KKDDDDDD
sRv kiwi40120123010173722448660/01/212/200/1D/KDD/K//KDD/KDDDDDDKDDDDDKKD//DKDDDKKTDDKK
sRv 353163291412219088120482160/02/931/531/9
keyboard.miSe951112122400935392938750/04/013/134/0DK/K/D/KKDK/KK/KDKDKKKKDKK/DK/DDDK/DDKK/KKD
keyboard.MOTiF133151201520033671322400/01/018/121/0K/DK/DDDKKKKKKKKKDKKKKDDKK/DKDDDKKD
keyboard.xPERiA1471412819300124838292600/03/122/63/0KDKK/K/KKDKKD/K/KK/KKDKK/K/K/K/DKK/KK/DKKKDKKK/
keyboard.125403695690024120489088750/08/153/318/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sRv stRay83515600019781012360/00/05/60/0KDXDKDD/KKKD
sRv predinhoo6240583001958151900/00/05/50/2DDKKKDK/KDDDD
sRv kiwi754668101315741355470/00/07/50/0//TKK/DDDKDKDKK
sRv 731371622401535103886830/00/017/160/2
keyboard.miSe85376700021302107800/00/05/51/0/DDKKKDKKK/DD
keyboard.MOTiF66326920031591127000/00/06/60/0/KK/DDKD/KDKDKD
keyboard.xPERiA62255800039931162180/00/04/51/0K//DDKDKDK/KD
keyboard.71941724200838863510180/00/015/162/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sRv stRay12541108001111551343150/00/08/63/0DDKDKKK/KDKKTKDDKDK
sRv predinhoo1575811730021586109600/01/010/50/0DKK/KKKDKKDKDKK/KD
sRv kiwi11630761002117389000/02/05/50/0KDKDKK/DXKDK/K
sRv 1331292821401539143329150/03/023/163/0
keyboard.miSe5747471001864116500/00/04/60/0K/KKDDDKDDD
keyboard.MOTiF30403100000974139700/00/13/80/1DKDDDDDKDDKDD
keyboard.xPERiA5239917000514911352400/00/28/80/2K/KDDDKDDDK/DK/DDKDKDKD/K/
keyboard.461261634100633293914400/00/315/220/3

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Player Chats
sRv predinhoo [Warmup]: &bind p pause
keyboard.MOTiF [Warmup]: xd
keyboard.xPERiA [Warmup]: can we swap to uk server, german is shit for dutchies :D
sRv stRay [Warmup]: uk is shit for us :x
keyboard.miSe [Warmup]: CAREBEAR
sRv stRay [Warmup]: Rup
keyboard.MOTiF [Warmup]: kiwi rup
keyboard.miSe [Warmup]: my favorite fruity rup
sRv kiwi [Warmup]: sry guys
sRv kiwi [Warmup]: :P
keyboard.xPERiA [Warmup]: rup or forfeit
keyboard.xPERiA [Warmup]: :S
sRv stRay [Warmup]: Rup
sRv kiwi [Warmup]: pussys :D
sRv kiwi [Countdown]: gl m8s
keyboard.miSe [Countdown]: gl =)
[9:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:29]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:27]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
sRv stRay [Warmup]: Rup
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
sRv stRay [Warmup]: Rup
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
keyboard.MOTiF [10:51]: XD
[10:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:25]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:19
keyboard.xPERiA [Intermission]: that wallshooting was awesome
sRv stRay [Warmup]: Rup
[3:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:36]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:29]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[1:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:47]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:47]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
sRv stRay [0:18]: ggz
keyboard.xPERiA [0:05]: gg
keyboard.xPERiA [0:00]: next time no more german server :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:19)
[Intermission]: keyboard.MOTiF disconnected
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: keyboard.xPERiA disconnected
[Intermission]: keyboard.miSe disconnected

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