JIZZED vs Unfaithful (4005 views)

us kush
us bob
us robotic
ca Empty
us Jason
us bape
12.03.12 01:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth -+ Empty 57 kills
Killing Spree -+ Empty 5 frags without being killed
Accountant -+ Empty 133% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! -+ Empty 18 gibs
...and stay dead! -+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning -+ Empty 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ETPlayer 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer -+ Empty 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ~~> kush:o!? 334 damage per frag
What objective? -+ Empty 358 XP
Red Shirt ~~>bob 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ~~> kush:o!? 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ~~> Robotic 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut -+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather 2 team kills
Gingerbread man -+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
~~> Robotic8927742473016939183011320/04/437/372/222417745
~~> kush:o!?362292158101176673813820/01/121/400/0318140215
~~>bob40178246050215628879771160/02/224/410/2262133210
~~>53684871659043822352244162500/07/282/412/2268150310
-+ Empty133358574318002399906968940/04/250/181/117516253
-+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather702453956150223678876831880/00/240/311/017413736
ETPlayer542673155102119763877011500/03/327/322/124613538
er8187012715443236524416223524320/07/3117/324/119814546
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~~> Robotic1626313800012018138100/00/012/61/1KKDDKKDKKDKKKKDK/KKDD
~~> kush:o!?85536700011420119300/00/06/50/0DDKDKKDDKK/KD
~~>bob5028510300211251505360/00/15/60/0DKKDDDK/DK/DDKD
~~>991442425300445634079360/00/123/171/1
-+ Empty1376711820021897118400/01/07/61/1KK/KK/KKDDDKXDKKDKDK
-+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather5441611201111321774420/00/07/100/0DDDK/KTDDDKDKDDKKD
ETPlayer3036413321310501605740/00/04/81/1DK/K/DKDDDXS/DKSTDD
er7414421327226407945631160/01/018/242/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~~> Robotic5432611101014761650420/01/15/91/1KDDDKKDKDDDDDKTDKD
~~> kush:o!?55445910041428128000/00/15/50/0K/K/DK/KD/KDDDX
~~>bob2128314101211121446260/01/13/100/2DDDKDD//DDKDDDXKDTD
~~>431041434302640164376680/02/313/241/3
-+ Empty1505712810041890132400/01/011/40/0KDK/K/DDKKKDKKKK/KK/
-+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather77457950041157130100/00/16/41/0K/DDDK//KKDKK/KD
ETPlayer1285697400213291391400/02/16/41/0DKKDKKK/KDK/KKDD
er118158282410001043764016400/03/223/122/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~~> Robotic1111351917200142173628720/03/316/140/0DKDDKDKDKDKKKK/KKKDKKDDKXDKDKDDKDKDKD
~~> kush:o!?2693830000102929406500/01/07/200/0DK/DDDD/KK/DK//KD/K/DD//DDDDDDDDDDKK/D
~~>bob2380626001925563320540/01/06/170/0/DKDDDK/DD/D/DDD/K/DKKT///DDDDDKD
~~>533083373201209702110131260/05/329/510/0
-+ Empty12114223196001342683107940/02/221/40/0K/DK/DKKDK/KDKK/KDKKK/K/KK///KK/KK/K/KDKK/
-+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather648316256001428502951580/00/116/100/0K/DKK/KK/D/KK/DDDDDK/DDD//K/KK/K/K/KK/DK/
ETPlayer519514272001138953644360/01/213/140/0K/DKK/KKK/D/D/DDDK/DDKDKDK/D/KD//DKK/DKDD
er7932053711400381101397021880/03/550/280/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~~> Robotic3647411000416801642180/00/04/80/0/D/K/DKKDDX/KDDD
~~> kush:o!?16392120012896160020/00/03/100/0DD/KDK/DDTDDDDD
~~>bob10042101010021495170600/00/010/80/0KKDDKKDKDDK/KDKK/DDK
~~>511281633101840714948200/00/017/260/0
-+ Empty1379211890041935135300/00/011/40/0K///KDKDKDDKK/KKKKK
-+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather90761011201416491657880/00/011/70/0DKKKDDK/K/K//KKDTDDKKD
ETPlayer50804810031364106100/00/04/60/0DK/DD/KD/KXDK
er92248252712011149484071880/00/026/170/0

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Player Chats
godfather* [Warmup]: u know it
-+ Empty [Warmup]: the fuck
~~>bob [Warmup]: shoutout to fagboy, little asian, child molestor, and crumpet boy
-+ Empty [Warmup]: robo u there
~~> kush:o!? [Warmup]: lol
-+ Empty [Warmup]: LETS GO
~~> kush:o!? [Countdown]: aka shoutout my nigga xeron, weeZy, matt, flame
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[11:08]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
-+ Empty [8:55]: omg
[8:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:19
-+ Empty [Intermission]: backrage fagger
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[4:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:33]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:47]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:33]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:19)
godfather* [Intermission]: hes hacking
-+ Empty [Intermission]: who
godfather* [Intermission]: you
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~~> kush:o!? [Countdown]: shoutout ohurcool :]
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[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:04]: rp_ben connected
rp_ben [3:41]: sup bob
godfather* [3:37]: SUP
[3:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
rp_ben [3:30]: is this amathc?
-+ Empty [3:29]: nice
godfather* [3:28]: YES
rp_ben [3:25]: oh
[3:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
rp_ben [3:17]: why are you all in the same hcannel then
rp_ben [2:34]: pug frags after this?
godfather* [2:27]: HAVE TO SCRIM COD
rp_ben [2:24]: raped
godfather* [2:19]: WE HAVE SOME BIG MATCHES COMING UP
rp_ben [2:18]: IGHT DUDE PEACE
rp_ben [2:16]: GL BREH
[2:00]: rp_ben disconnected
[0:52]: godfather* disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
-+ Empty [10:13]: EXECUTE CMPTN' Mexican Beaner Rush!!!
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:53]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:47 (original: 12:00)
~~> kush:o!? [Intermission]: gg
ETPlayer [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: ETPlayer disconnected
[Intermission]: ~~> kush:o!? disconnected
[Intermission]: -+ BaByMakin ft. Gfather disconnected
~~>bob [Intermission]: GG
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[Intermission]: -+ Empty disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.