Pornoduo vs Afghanistan (3066 views)

11.03.12 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 108 kills
Killing Spree [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 13 frags without being killed
Accountant [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 15 gibs
...and stay dead! [pD]Lagz<3 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 21 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 331 damage per frag
What objective? [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 538 XP
Red Shirt [pD]Lagz<3 110 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [pD]Lagz<3 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 140 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 4 team kills
Gingerbread man [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[pD]Joka!7044965939002213126127951700/03/358/574/1220213835
[pD]Lagz<3493485511010313910270115461670/04/644/518/12187102317
[pD]5879712020319316123396243413370/07/6102/5112/12195120311
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<343123294513277427104442290/00/227/578/11232110210
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>1155381089415044016914129524780/09/582/4621/6157138138
[AFGHAN] 7485014018820176724341233967070/09/5109/4629/619512489
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!45981124300428683101180/00/111/180/2/K/DDKDDDDDDKKDXK/DDDDKDDKDKDDKDKK/D
[pD]Lagz<3411101229201918312586170/01/39/153/2KK////DDDDDDDDDDDDDTKKK/KDDKK/K/D/K/DDDDKK
[pD]4320823535011346995687350/01/420/333/4
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<287162100171358221910/00/07/130/1DD/KK/KDK/KKDD/DDDD/T/DD/DDD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>17815334196001043292480650/04/127/83/1D///KKKKKKKKKKKKK//KK/K/DK/KDKKKKDDKDXKK/KKKDKK/KKKDKD
[AFGHAN] 10322440406011756874699660/04/134/213/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!7060121710042093214400/00/012/110/2DDDKK/K/KDDKDK/DKDK/KDKDKDKDD
[pD]Lagz<3504591820091969155800/01/07/71/2K/DD////D/KKDKKK//KDDKDK/DD
[pD]601052135300134062370200/01/019/181/4
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<529891730051459173200/00/17/102/1K//DDDDDDKDKDKD/KD/KK/DDKK
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>76831317200822432330400/00/011/92/0KD/K/KK///K/KK/K/DDDDDKDDKKDKK
[AFGHAN] 6418122345001337024062400/00/118/194/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!11186109100417271383400/02/08/40/1KK/K/KKDKDK/KK/DDKD
[pD]Lagz<364469142107158911791140/01/07/51/1KD/KSDK/KK/K/DK//DKDK/D
[pD]88132192331011331625621540/03/015/91/2
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<5447611100210931297360/00/16/70/4DKDKDDDDK/XDDXK/DXKK
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>29435171037146920192100/00/23/85/0DD//DDDK/DTKD/K/DTKDK/DT/
[AFGHAN] 429011282039256233162460/00/39/155/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!8551671002112386500/00/04/52/0KK/KDDKK/DDDK
[pD]Lagz<350234831021131126000/00/04/40/2DKDDK/DKD/SDK
[pD]6874101541042254212500/00/08/92/2
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<1415170002586108000/00/01/40/2DDK/DDX/D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>14246107001215391174380/00/08/43/1KDKDKKDKDKK/TK/KKD
[AFGHAN] 78611114001421252254380/00/09/83/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!4265819100221812603760/00/18/110/5DDKD/DDKDDDDKDKDKDDDDKDK/DK
[pD]Lagz<33959923110718352570180/01/17/111/3DK/KKDDKSKDDDDDK/D/KDDDD/K/DK/D/
[pD]411241742210940165173940/01/215/221/8
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<473681701081694172400/00/04/74/1DDDKS/D/K/KKDD/KK////KKDD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>15011124164007347922921250/02/118/84/0KKDKK/KKDDKK/KK/K/KK/DKKKDDKK/K/KKDDKKKD
[AFGHAN] 99147323341015517340161250/02/122/158/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[pD]Joka!105891817200631342699360/01/115/82/2KKKDKDKDKDKDK/K/K/KDKKDK/K/DDK/KKDD
[pD]Lagz<366651218000519152393180/00/210/92/2DDKDDKDK/KKK/K/DDDDDKK/DKK/DKD
[pD]8615430352001150495092540/01/325/174/4
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<9452211023123723921920/00/02/162/2DDDKDDD/DDDD/KDT/DDDTDDDD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>122102221820063855265700/03/115/94/4/KDKKDK/KKKK/KDDDDDKKX/KKKDK/KXDKKDDDKK/KK
[AFGHAN] 6614724393029509250491920/03/117/256/6

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Player Chats
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: smoking
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: wait
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: ok
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: xD
[11:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [10:48]: lagmann
[10:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [3:04]: omg
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [3:01]: daf fail
[2:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[pD]Lagz<3 [1:40]: gg
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:26]: shoutout to suck
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:24]: <3
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:22]: ma poule
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:18]: je t'aime !
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [0:44]: oops
[pD]Joka! [0:14]: .d
[0:12]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [8:46]: shoutout to suckjeh <3
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:55]: shoutout to pastrana la leetttt
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:42]: xDD !
[pD]Joka! [6:39]: .d
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:37]: unhit in the truck :D
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [6:35]: lol
[pD]Joka! [6:34]: :D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:32]: love ET
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:32]: :D
[5:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [3:14]: pastrana je t'aime <3
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [3:12]: OU PAS
[3:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:49 (original: 12:00)
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: ou pas :DD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: 1 TD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: izi
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [10:12]: xDDD
[pD]Lagz<3 [10:08]: :)
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [9:38]: xDDD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [9:36]: lucky
[9:33]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [7:53]: xDD
[6:45]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:45]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:19
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: 27 accu
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: 5 kill
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: omg °_°
[6:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:35]: lol
[6:31]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:00]: lol
[4:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:52]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[pD]Joka! [3:58]: .p
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [3:14]: gg
[3:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:06]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:12 (original: 7:19)
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: :XD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Countdown]: fail game
[5:21]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:57]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:40]: Main blast door opening!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:06]: luck
[1:04]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:55
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: if you think
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:37]: lol
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [6:29]: omg
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:33]: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:31]: funny
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [5:26]: awesome is awesome
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:25]: tsss
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:08]: hit
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [5:07]: plz
[4:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [2:30]: my mates dont have sound
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:26]: laggg
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:11]: more lag
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:10]: he's lag
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:10]: xD
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [0:59]: xDDDDDDDD
[0:16]: Main blast door opening!
[0:04]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:50 (original: 8:55)
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: omg
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: LUCKY
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: :xd
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: :D
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: noobs
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: noobs ?
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: xDDDDDDD
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: :D
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: yes
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: 5 hs
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: was funny
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: you got heal
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: 5 hs again
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: :D
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: suspence for the viewers
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: until the end

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