Pornoduo vs HirnloseAffen (2687 views)

de Joka
de Lagz
de Kitt
de eclipsE
16.03.12 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [pD]Joka! 48 kills
Killing Spree hlA|Kitt 7 frags without being killed
Accountant [pD]Lagz<3 77% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [pD]Lagz<3 14 gibs
...and stay dead! [pD]Lagz<3 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [pD]Lagz<3 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [pD]Joka! 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [pD]Lagz<3 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hlA|Kitt 261 damage per frag
What objective? hlA|Kitt 319 XP
Red Shirt [pD]Joka! 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hlA|eclipsE 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hlA|Kitt 157 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [pD]Lagz<3 1 team kills
Gingerbread man [pD]Lagz<3 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hlA|eclipsE4524327603001563897630361/01/124/401/4237127212
hlA|Kitt6931943627001994249636730/06/234/363/521915578
hlA|575627012210003415813172661091/07/258/364/5228141510
[pD]Lagz<3773154052140126761071931280/11/239/221/2190138610
[pD]Joka!7231948678012396568620480/02/538/379/320112945
[pD]746348811922024917266158131760/03/577/3710/319613458
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hlA|eclipsE2378626100723973035360/00/06/170/2DDK/D///DDDDDDDK//KDDK/KDDDDDDDK
hlA|Kitt4389102330072882369900/01/09/140/2/DDDKD/DKDDDDD/DKDK//DKK/KKDK/DDK
hlA|3316716494001452796734360/01/015/310/4
[pD]Lagz<3849416197001330542380180/00/015/61/0K//KK/KK//KDK//K/KK//DKDK/D/DK/KKKD
[pD]Joka!861001922400123680289900/00/116/93/0/KKD/D/K/KK/K/KK/K//KKDKD/KDDDDKKDKK/K/KD
[pD]85194354111002567345279180/00/131/154/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hlA|eclipsE436871610051854186000/00/07/110/0/KD/D/KK/DKDKDKDDDDD/DK
hlA|Kitt1281171814100624492134550/01/015/72/1KD/DK/D/K/DDDKKKKKKKKDK/KK/KKKKD
hlA|8618525302001143033994550/01/022/182/1
[pD]Lagz<34284819401917262180920/00/09/90/1KD///D////DTKKKD/KDDKDDDKD/K
[pD]Joka!55100112030052268212300/00/110/141/1DKK//KK/DDKXKDDDDKD/DDKK/KDDDDKD
[pD]4918419397011439944303920/00/119/231/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hlA|eclipsE10048771002801104901/00/05/31/2D/KDK/KKDKDKKD
hlA|Kitt11080111020012537186800/04/06/81/1KDKKKKDKKKDKDDD/DDDKK
hlA|105128181730033338291701/04/011/112/3
[pD]Lagz<3876578100310811557180/10/27/20/1K/KDK/XDDKKKD/KD
[pD]Joka!4663715101218361781480/00/24/94/2D/DDDKDDDTD/KDDKKDKDKKD
[pD]671281423201529173338660/10/411/114/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hlA|eclipsE634971100011337168600/01/16/90/0D/DDKDDKDDKDKKKDDK
hlA|Kitt2633415100515561935180/00/24/70/1KK/KDD/DDD/D/KD/DDD
hlA|45821126100628933621180/01/310/160/1
[pD]Lagz<3150729620011749107600/01/08/50/0DKKKKKKDK/DDKKD
[pD]Joka!11056111000041872181700/02/18/51/0DKDK/KDDKKK/KDKDKK/K/
[pD]130128201620053621289300/03/116/101/0

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Player Chats
[pD]Lagz<3 [Countdown]: gl hf
hlA|eclipsE [Countdown]: gl and hf
[5:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
hlA|eclipsE [0:53]: lol mein aim is fürn arsch
hlA|Kitt [0:47]: movement auch
hlA|Kitt [0:45]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: gg
[11:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:43]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:42]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[pD]Lagz<3 [2:02]: gg wp
[1:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:02 (original: 12:00)
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: y you =D
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: xD
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: no i hit nothing -.-
hlA|Kitt [Intermission]: brb
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[pD]Lagz<3 [10:29]: :DDD
[10:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[pD]Joka! [9:52]: .d
[9:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:14]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:45
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: gg
[0:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[pD]Joka! [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:45)
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: fuckin dyna
[Intermission]: hlA|Kitt disconnected
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: thx for games
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: dito
[pD]Lagz<3 [Intermission]: thx too
[Intermission]: [pD]Lagz<3 disconnected
[Intermission]: hlA|eclipsE disconnected

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