Unbelievable Tekkers vs TALIBAN (2595 views)

gb owzo
gb fumbzo
gb Artstarzo
nl efax
gb mexican
nl kArma
19.03.12 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth tBan.Efax 51 kills
Killing Spree owzutek 8 frags without being killed
Accountant owzutek 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! fumutek 12 gibs
...and stay dead! fumutek 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning tBan.Efax 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! tBan.Efax 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer owzutek 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! tBAN.KiNGMEXX 251 damage per frag
What objective? tBan.Efax 341 XP
Red Shirt ^EtBAN.kARMA 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^EtBAN.kARMA 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore tBAN.KiNGMEXX 304 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut tBAN.KiNGMEXX 3 team kills
Gingerbread man owzutek 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
fumutek702733956120010731075532260/01/434/364/718713539
owzutek1253364032110015618351711081/02/240/195/715516284
artutek772854355101114931984043930/11/138/375/221715045
utek8589412214333113922812211287271/14/1112/3714/218614956
^EtBAN.kARMA6421736568008739680442880/03/128/415/9205144314
tBan.Efax1193415143110210892881253431/13/042/297/417518945
tBAN.KiNGMEXX5024224483038501771583640/01/323/437/4209149313
tBAN.7680011114722052621341233279951/07/393/4319/4196161311
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fumutek904491030031338150300/00/29/50/0KDK/KK/KDDDDKK/KKDD
owzutek605035200691671700/00/08/40/1DK/KD/KKKD/K/KDD/K/
artutek58527124104211216031050/00/06/81/0/DDKDK//KDKDKD/KDKSD
utek69146192791013436638231050/00/223/171/1
^EtBAN.kARMA7259811200119232082180/01/07/100/1/DKDDDDDKKDKKDKDKXDK
tBan.Efax133588620011396139400/00/07/51/0KK/KDKDKDKKDKD
tBAN.KiNGMEXX4041410201112771807540/01/03/81/1DDDK/DKDDDDTKDK
tBAN.821582027601345965283720/02/017/232/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fumutek414451200008941606180/00/05/90/4KDDDXDDKDKDDDKDDKD
owzutek0200500010674181/00/12/40/4DDDKDD/DKKDDD
artutek63537111011151616392340/00/07/91/1DKDDT/KKDDDDDKKKDDK
utek3511712281012241039192701/00/114/221/9
^EtBAN.kARMA16656106300315628971580/01/07/32/0KDKKK/KK/K/KDKKD
tBan.Efax1255510840021543111100/10/07/53/1K/KDKKDDKKD/KKDXKKD
tBAN.KiNGMEXX05270001325401060/00/08/64/0KK/KDK/KDKDKDKKKD/TKD
tBAN.9716327147018335920082640/11/022/149/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fumutek9510719205005307428441060/01/116/122/2KKD/DKK/K/KDKDKKD/KKKDKK/DKDDDDDKDKDKKD
owzutek1761602313700535042383540/01/120/52/2KKKKD/KKKKKKKD/KKDKDKKKKKDK/KK/DK/DD
artutek941131819200733543077540/01/015/112/1DKDKK/KDK/DDKKKK/KKDKK//D/KDDKK/DKDDK
utek1223806052140017993283042140/03/251/286/5
^EtBAN.kARMA3255825300122443219720/00/15/203/4KDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKKDDDKDDKDXD/KDKDKD
tBan.Efax1061601716400238713660900/02/015/130/1DKDKKK/KKDDDDKDKDKKDDKKDDKKDKK/KD
tBAN.KiNGMEXX451061022001021893053920/00/29/192/1KDDDDKDDDDDKDDDDKDDDKDDKTKKDDDKKD
tBAN.6132135637013830499322540/02/329/525/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fumutek42786144002200416001020/00/14/102/1DDDD/DDDDKDD/KKKDKKD
owzutek155106149200317631397360/01/010/63/0/KDDKKKKKKKKDKKK/DKDDK/
artutek8467111330022337208500/10/110/91/0DKKDKDDDDK/DKDKD/KKDKDKK
utek9425131369007610450821380/11/224/256/1
^EtBAN.kARMA71471014000316671846400/01/09/80/4KKDKDDKDKK/DK/DD/KXDKDKDD
tBan.Efax1236816131025211819602531/01/013/63/2KDKKK/TKKDKDK/KDK/KKKK/KKT/DDDD
tBAN.KiNGMEXX18433161004129722981120/00/13/100/2/DKXDDDD/DDDD/DDKD/K
tBAN.71158294320212508261044051/02/125/243/8

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[9:50]: tBAN.kARMAcalled a vote.
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [9:50]: karma afk
[9:48]: Vote passed!
[9:48]: *** Match Reset! ***
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^EtBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: so
^EtBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: zhahahhaa
owzutek [Warmup]: KANKER
^EtBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: soz
owzutek [Warmup]: SERIEUS MAN
tBan.Efax [Warmup]: he was backspawning
tBan.Efax [Warmup]: sorry
tBan.Efax [Warmup]: spawn bug
owzutek [Warmup]: i thought so
owzutek [Warmup]: you dont need to lie to us boy
owzutek [Warmup]: :))))))))))
tBan.Efax [Warmup]: set map to et_ice (fixed_
^EtBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: was
owzutek [Warmup]: :O)
tBan.Efax [Warmup]: =]
^EtBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: check replay:(
owzutek [Warmup]: clearly pressed the wrong button
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[9:25]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:07]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[9:04]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:59]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:32]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
owzutek [8:24]: :O)
[8:13]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:07]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:49]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:23]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
tBan|fatty [7:20]: :DD
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [7:18]: :d
[6:51]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:34]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:32]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
artutek [5:39]: gg
artutek [5:39]: :d
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[5:39]: owzutek Removed by TZAC server per TZAC master request : Session timed out.
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:39]: le shoutout tooooooooooooo punkyyyy <3 and jeewe fin/nl <3333
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tBan.Efax [5:39]: faill
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^EtBAN.kARMA [5:39]: ik neem jee meeeee'eeeeee'eeeeeee
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^EtBAN.kARMA [5:39]: must we pause for ya?
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artutek [5:39]: nah its cool
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[5:39]: FIGHT!
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:38]: k
artutek [5:37]: hell be back in a moment
[5:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
fumutek [5:32]: ffs
fumutek [5:32]: hes so slow
fumutek [5:32]: :D
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artutek [5:32]: playing music at ts
artutek [5:32]: nice
fumutek [5:32]: haha
fumutek [5:32]: polarsoul!
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^EtBAN.kARMA [5:32]: welsh people always like that
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artutek [5:32]: he cant connect to the server
artutek [5:32]: :d
[5:32]: owzutek connected
artutek [5:32]: ok
artutek [5:32]: cool
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:32]: owdir
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tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:33]: lot of loel on coms
fumutek [5:32]: aunt hillary :D
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:32]: damn these dootch
fumutek [5:32]: karma did you used to play on hbc?
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owzutek [5:33]: gg fucking inttetrnet
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:32]: neine
fumutek [5:32]: :<
fumutek [5:32]: someone using ur cfg
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:32]: wazzifok is hbc?
fumutek [5:32]: !
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fumutek [5:32]: not important
^EtBAN.kARMA [5:33]: I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY!
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:32]: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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^EtBAN.kARMA [5:32]: i think snsz uses that hillary also
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:32]: wwallace.exe
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[5:33]: FIGHT!
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:37]: omd
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:36]: god
[2:39]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:20
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[6:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:35]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:10]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:05]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:45]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:08]: YOU FUCKER
[5:07]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:07]: DIE
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:03]: :PO
[4:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:21]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:59]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
owzutek [2:54]: thgis is iumpossible
owzutek [2:51]: i even run over the map
owzutek [2:48]: and its still like thatt
[2:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:48]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:43]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:37]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:43 (original: 7:20)
^EtBAN.kARMA [Intermission]: okeeeeee
fumutek [Intermission]: I FUCKING HATE THIS MAP
^EtBAN.kARMA [Intermission]: forreally?
owzutek [Intermission]: fumble
owzutek [Intermission]: is fucking
owzutek [Intermission]: shit
owzutek [Intermission]: at
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [Intermission]: lol
owzutek [Intermission]: fucking
owzutek [Intermission]: iuce
tBan|fatty [Intermission]: shoutout to dooppi <3
owzutek [Intermission]: and ive played with fro
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tBan.Efax [Countdown]: doopi
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^EtBAN.kARMA [9:10]: JESUS
^EtBAN.kARMA [9:06]: what a whoremap
owzutek [8:13]: :O)
fbl [7:15]: gn
owzutek [7:11]: nn
[7:10]: fbl disconnected
^EtBAN.kARMA [6:17]: o dear...
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:34]: art why do jump so much:P
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:29]: this isent mario brothers 3
^EtBAN.kARMA [3:51]: rematch!
[2:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
artutek [0:27]: fumble: lol youre both dead?
fumutek [0:12]: gg
[0:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^EtBAN.kARMA [Intermission]: aba das ist sheise
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[10:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
artutek [9:57]: :D
[9:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^EtBAN.kARMA [9:12]: :D
[8:29]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [7:53]: owzo on fire
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [7:50]: :D
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^EtBAN.kARMA [7:21]: mkey..
[5:48]: specutek disconnected
[5:38]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
owzutek [5:25]: FUMBLE
owzutek [5:23]: 3 MAN
owzutek [5:16]: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [5:11]: :D
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:58]: :D
artutek [4:56]: :d
^EtBAN.kARMA [4:54]: mario nigger
artutek [4:50]: XD
fumutek [4:38]: :)
fumutek [4:38]: :)
fumutek [4:38]: :)
[4:35]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:24 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: tBAN.kARMA disconnected
fumutek [Intermission]: GG NO RE
[Intermission]: tBan.Efax disconnected
[Intermission]: fumutek disconnected
tBAN.KiNGMEXX [Intermission]: lol
[Intermission]: artutek disconnected
[Intermission]: tBAN.KiNGMEXX disconnected
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