turbot vs PolagZ (4472 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi webe
pl lesti
pl dialer
pl stexx
01.04.12 19:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT Webe 57 kills
Killing Spree re+play Swanidius 6 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT Webe 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! PolagZ.stexx 13 gibs
...and stay dead! PolagZ.stexx 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT Webe 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT Webe 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Webe 227 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI 328 damage per frag
What objective? PolagZ.lesti 388 XP
Red Shirt PolagZ.stexx 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? re+play Swanidius 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut re+play Swanidius 2 team kills
Gingerbread man PolagZ.stexx 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
re+play Swanidius74315425770211788695091841/00/142/421/4188167615
^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI633113860110017883889751400/10/236/402/2233150513
TURBOT Webe8337757695022112425110623090/05/448/456/021816036
TURBOT 74100313718623044929149295466331/05/4126/459/0213159511
PolagZ.lesti7438849669022011325105952140/16/242/403/523116146
PolagZ.dialer<3A.83369455460221874682632681/00/145/291/419415356
PolagZ.stexx5132543821322229475102913290/01/239/564/2220123412
PolagZ.67108213720228266329546291498111/07/2126/568/221514648
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
re+play Swanidius817791100041579146600/00/09/80/0K/KDKKDKK/DKXKDD//KDD
^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI2009784100221191243180/00/08/20/0/KKKKKDDKKK/
TURBOT Webe1629813820142315131290/01/011/42/0K/KK/K/KK/DKDKTKKDKKDK
TURBOT 14827230233011060134021270/01/028/142/0
PolagZ.lesti426961430131422213850/00/16/91/1/DDDDKKDKKKDDDT/D/DKD
PolagZ.dialer<3A.50764810031479152800/00/04/50/1KDKDD/XK//DDK
PolagZ.stexx207031501001120234700/00/03/130/1DDSDDDDDDDDDKDDKDK
PolagZ.37215133741164021601350/00/113/271/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
re+play Swanidius7068710301114331947260/00/07/81/1/DKDKDDDKDKDKDDKTK
^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI4240614400214901929360/00/16/100/1DDKD/KDDKDKDKDD/DDDK
TURBOT Webe9170111200032096191800/00/010/101/0/KDDKDKDDKDKKDKK/DDKKK/X
TURBOT 681782436701650195794620/00/123/282/2
PolagZ.lesti17510914820022534190500/01/011/42/2KKDDK/KK/KKDKKKKDKKDKD
PolagZ.dialer<3A.100741010101316471406100/00/011/70/0DKK/DK/DDKKD/DKKTKKKD
PolagZ.stexx424161430031613170800/00/06/120/0/KK/K/DKDKDKDDDDXDDDD
PolagZ.1062243032601857945019100/01/028/232/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
re+play Swanidius1021220001312852983601/00/02/160/1DDKDDDK/DDDD/DDDDD/DDDT
^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI134232200031937290700/10/13/190/0DDDDDDDD/DDDKDDKDDD//KDDDXX
TURBOT Webe408311271016384845992280/00/211/191/0D/DKDKDDKDDD/DDKKDKDDKK/D/DK/DDDDTK/DKD
TURBOT 211461669102127070104892881/10/316/541/1
PolagZ.lesti7010114200001237992732540/12/012/70/1KK//DK/KD/DKK/KK//K/KDKDK/DK///DXKD
PolagZ.dialer<3A.2221162092019291312992581/00/020/00/0K/KKK/KK/KK/K/KK/K/K/K/KKKKKTXK
PolagZ.stexx109115232151112377730391770/01/021/81/0//KD//KKDK/KK/K/KK/KDDKDKKK/KDKK/DKKKK/KKSDT/
PolagZ.1343325750712331048970704891/13/053/151/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
re+play Swanidius1501492416400335893113980/00/124/100/2KKDKDKDKDDKKDKDDDKDKKKKKKK/KKKK/KDKDKK/D
^B^TTURBOT ^WVOKKI10513221206001032922896860/00/019/92/1K/DKK/D/DD/KKD/KK/KDKKDK/D/DKK/KKK/KKKKKD
TURBOT Webe1001262222200841663233720/04/216/122/0KDKDDKKDKDK/K/K/KDKK/D/KDDKK/DK/KK/KKDKDKDDK
TURBOT 11840767581200211104792422560/04/359/314/3
PolagZ.lesti6210915244013357038201550/03/113/200/1DKDKKKKDDKD/D/K/KDXKDDDKTDDKDKDDDDDKDDKDK
PolagZ.dialer<3A.40103112720062707403000/00/110/171/3D/DKDDKD//DKDDK//DDKD/KDKKDDDDDDKKDDKD
PolagZ.stexx349911325017296531971520/00/29/233/1/D/KDKDK/K/K/KDKKDDDT/DDDDKDDXDDDDDDDKDDDDD/K
PolagZ.4531137831102169242110473070/03/432/604/5

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Player Chats
PolagZ.lesti [Warmup]: zajebany
[9:17]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:26]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:26]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:26]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[8:26]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:26]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:26]: FIGHT!
[7:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
PolagZ.dialer<3A. [7:24]: playing with stexx
PolagZ.dialer<3A. [7:24]: ...
[7:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[7:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:24]: FIGHT!
[6:33]: The Service Door has been breached!
[4:58]: Axis have returned the objective!
PolagZ.lesti [3:58]: :XD
PolagZ.lesti [3:12]: AHA:d
re+play Swanidius [2:39]: :D!
re+play Swanidius [2:38]: :D!
[2:32]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:27
[6:43]: The Main Door has been breached!
[6:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: The Service Door has been breached!
TURBOT Webe [2:32]: :DDD
[0:25]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:01 (original: 7:27)
[6:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:17]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
re+play Swanidius [5:00]: emmä nää näitä ni iha vitu kiva pelata
PolagZ.lesti [3:51]: its /surrender
PolagZ.lesti [2:52]: come on rly guys
PolagZ.lesti [2:32]: >.<
re+play Swanidius [2:06]: cba
re+play Swanidius [1:58]: i got migren what ever in english
re+play Swanidius [1:56]: i dont see nothing
re+play Swanidius [1:53]: i have auras in my eyes
re+play Swanidius [1:49]: for a while
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
PolagZ.lesti [Intermission]: swani ec incomin
PolagZ.lesti [Intermission]: train hard:D
TURBOT Webe [Warmup]: he said why bother because we will win 3-1 :p
PolagZ.stexx [Warmup]: rup
TURBOT Webe [Warmup]: swani has hemicrania he cant paly
PolagZ.dialer<3A. [Countdown]: hemoroids ?
re+play Swanidius [11:36]: XDDDDDDDDDD
[10:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:38]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:36]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
PolagZ.stexx [1:23]: ghg
re+play Swanidius [1:18]: XD 3-1
PolagZ.lesti [0:58]: too bad this map can be easily defended -_-
re+play Swanidius [0:54]: ORLY
re+play Swanidius [0:52]: :DDDDDDDDD
re+play Swanidius [0:52]: ORLY
re+play Swanidius [0:52]: :DDDDDDDDD
re+play Swanidius [0:51]: :DDDDDDDDD
TURBOT Webe [0:51]: clap clap
re+play Swanidius [0:50]: ORLY
re+play Swanidius [0:49]: ORLY
TURBOT Webe [0:27]: SMELLS LIKE TEA WITH FISH????
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: PolagZ.stexx disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected
[Intermission]: re+play Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: PolagZ.lesti disconnected
[Intermission]: PolagZ.dialer<3A. disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.