Frenchtards vs La Coca Nostra (2454 views)

fr Pupa
fr rapk
fr fracziij
pl darkles
pl dejwid
pl enZo
15.04.12 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LCN.darkles:D 43 kills
Killing Spree LCN.darkles:D 5 frags without being killed
Accountant izibash H1ghb0t 80% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LCN.darkles:D 12 gibs
...and stay dead! LCN.darkles:D 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning izibash H1ghb0t 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! fTard Fracziij:x 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LCN.enZ0 168 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LCN.darkles:D 315 damage per frag
What objective? LCN dejwid 393 XP
Red Shirt LCN.darkles:D 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LCN.darkles:D 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore fTard Pupette 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut izibash H1ghb0t 2 team kills
Gingerbread man LCN dejwid 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LCN.darkles:D52353438212012011739108651930/06/136/562/6273133513
LCN dejwid75393415580023860683683000/00/239/281/221015246
LCN.enZ073312415660122681784351880/00/238/304/316615147
LCN65105812519326026527162276686810/06/2113/307/321614549
fTard Pupette6928441591001179389102572440/00/138/354/722917446
izibash H1ghb0t78287435441215970786421500/03/444/402/222615735
fTard Fracziij:x75329405122211771375813620/02/133/397/019314334
zi7490012416416354326809264807560/05/1115/3913/021615835
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LCN.darkles:D3758616000224612504500/00/05/121/2KDK/KDDKD/DKDDDDDKDDDD
LCN dejwid90991011200618201603680/00/19/30/1K/KD/K/K/KD/KDK/KDKDK
LCN.enZ035625141003921206700/00/15/90/1DK/DDDDK/D/DDDDKKKD
LCN54219214130011520261741180/00/219/241/4
fTard Pupette11159109300316881564900/00/08/42/1DDDK/KK/DKKK/KKKKDD
izibash H1ghb0t92801213000528991963150/00/011/81/0KDK/DDKKDK//KDKDK/KK/KDDK
fTard Fracziij:x100608810011587167500/02/05/71/0DKKDKKKDDKK/DKDD
zi10119930304009617452021050/02/024/194/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LCN.darkles:D89981719400233592423180/04/113/160/0/DDKDKKDDDDKDK/KDDDKKDDKKKKKDKDDKDKK
LCN dejwid1501081282004216818031330/00/012/40/0KDDK//KK/KK/KDKDKKKK
LCN.enZ07044710100511251315540/00/06/41/1KD/DKD/KDKKKK///D
LCN103250363770011665255412050/04/131/241/1
fTard Pupette5358815201218672436780/00/09/120/2DKKXKKDTK/KDDKDDDDD/KDDDD
izibash H1ghb0t767913171112233226181050/01/312/121/0/STKKKXKDK/KKDDKDDKDDDDDKKDKDKDD
fTard Fracziij:x5061510010113421598360/00/14/81/0KDKDDDK/DDSKDDKD
zi6019826423225554166522190/01/425/322/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LCN.darkles:D6010814234019348032491250/01/013/111/4KD/TKXK/K/DDKDK/KKDKDDKK//KDKK/DDD/D/DD
LCN dejwid5294101920083028285400/00/09/111/0/K///D/KDDDKDK/K/K/DDKDKDKKDD
LCN.enZ0100971818201829272908940/00/116/93/1KKXDTDDKK/DKKK//D/KDK/KKK/KKD/DKKK/KDD
LCN71299426080225943590112190/01/138/315/5
fTard Pupette57691221400529063921360/00/110/122/4DD/K/KDK/DD/K/KKDDDDDDKDDXKKKDDKDK
izibash H1ghb0t611021118201633873045300/01/011/110/1D/DK//DDKD/KDKDK/DDDKTDKKDK/KK
fTard Fracziij:x6014012201115271824691650/00/010/153/0KDDKDDK/K/K/DDDK/KDDDK/DKTXSDKDDKK
zi59311355971216901194352310/01/131/385/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LCN.darkles:D258962440072439268900/01/05/170/0DDD/K/DD/K/KK/KDDDD/DDDDDDD/KD
LCN dejwid5292917200515902108990/00/19/100/1DKDK/DKDD/DD/KD/DDKKDKDKK/
LCN.enZ0781091114200618442145400/00/011/80/0DK/DD/K/K/K/KDKK/KDDDKDKK
LCN52290265580018587369421390/01/125/350/1
fTard Pupette78981114100729282336400/00/011/70/0K/K/DK/KKK//DDDKDK//KKKDD
izibash H1ghb0t116267610021089101600/01/110/90/1K//DKDKKDDKXKDDDKKKDKDDK
fTard Fracziij:x1156815130014206618391610/00/014/92/0K/KKD/DKKDDKDTKKDKK/KKKDKDK/D
zi103192333320113608351912010/01/135/252/1

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Player Chats
fTard Pupette [Countdown]: gl hf
[10:29]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:36]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:08]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:08]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
fTard Fracziij:x [4:08]: my lag
fTard Fracziij:x [4:08]: <3
[4:08]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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LCN dejwid [4:08]: un
LCN.enZ0 [4:08]: FAST
fTard Fracziij:x [4:08]: w8
izibash H1ghb0t [4:08]: back
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[4:08]: FIGHT!
[3:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:03
[7:18]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[7:18]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[7:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LCN dejwid [0:01]: :D
fTard Pupette [0:01]: gg
LCN dejwid [0:01]: :D
LCN dejwid [0:01]: :D
LCN dejwid [0:01]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:03)
izibash H1ghb0t [Intermission]: .\
LCN.darkles:D [Intermission]: xD
fTard Fracziij:x [Warmup]: still afk ?
LCN dejwid [Warmup]: ye
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:09]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
LCN dejwid [7:52]: :D
LCN dejwid [7:52]: :D
LCN dejwid [7:51]: :D
[7:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
LCN dejwid [1:59]: DOBRE LAGI NIE SA ZLE :d
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[2:00]: FIGHT!
fTard Fracziij:x [1:46]: omg
[1:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
LCN dejwid [1:37]: ile
LCN.darkles:D [1:37]: ..
LCN dejwid [1:37]: jeszcze
fTard Fracziij:x [1:37]: soz but can't play
LCN dejwid [1:37]: sie pytam
LCN.darkles:D [1:37]: :D
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fTard Fracziij:x [1:37]: thx for w8
[1:37]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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LCN.darkles:D [1:37]: :D
[1:37]: FIGHT!
LCN dejwid [0:54]: :D
LCN dejwid [0:54]: :D
LCN dejwid [0:54]: :D
LCN.darkles:D [0:29]: ...
fTard Pupette [0:16]: gg
LCN.darkles:D [0:13]: not
[0:11]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:48
fTard Fracziij:x [Intermission]: 2vs3
fTard Fracziij:x [Intermission]: look my ping
LCN dejwid [Intermission]: look my..
fTard Fracziij:x [Intermission]: so don't speak --'
LCN dejwid [Intermission]: lol
LCN dejwid [Warmup]: 50.100.9999......
izibash H1ghb0t [Countdown]: hf
[10:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:40]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
LCN.darkles:D [9:37]: :D
[8:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
izibash H1ghb0t [7:43]: nice hits
LCN.darkles:D [7:41]: :D
LCN dejwid [7:35]: G...
[7:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
LCN dejwid [6:59]: gitara
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: NICE PINGS
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
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[6:59]: Allies team locked by LCN dejwid
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fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: We know we are lafzor, but we are French so don't blame us
[6:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
LCN dejwid [6:59]: i from sadek radiowka
LCN dejwid [6:59]: :D
LCN dejwid [6:59]: :D
LCN dejwid [6:59]: :D
[6:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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[6:59]: izibash H1ghb0t Server command overflow
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LCN dejwid [6:59]: last pause
fTard Pupette [6:59]: yes ..
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LCN.enZ0 [6:59]: FAST
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LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: LCN=not fair play
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LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: gg
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LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
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LCN dejwid [6:59]: XD
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[6:59]: FIGHT!
[6:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: <3
LCN dejwid [6:59]: aaaa
LCN dejwid [6:59]: man
LCN dejwid [6:59]: w/o
fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: what
LCN dejwid [6:59]: XD
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: :D
[6:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: coming back
[6:59]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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LCN dejwid [6:59]: time.. i go to school tommorow
[6:59]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[6:59]: ETPlayer connected
fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: oh , it's beautiful
fTard Fracziij:x [6:59]: :)
fTard Pupette [6:59]: timeout --'
[6:59]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
LCN dejwid [6:59]: MAUS ??
izibash H1ghb0t [6:59]: yeah?
[6:59]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
LCN dejwid [6:59]: unapuse plzz party
LCN dejwid [6:59]: plzz zen
LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: oh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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LCN.darkles:D [6:59]: plz party
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LCN dejwid [6:59]: ihaaa
[6:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[6:59]: FIGHT!
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
LCN.darkles:D [6:17]: :D
LCN.darkles:D [6:17]: :D
[6:03]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[5:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
LCN dejwid [5:33]: :D
LCN dejwid [5:33]: :D
LCN dejwid [5:33]: :D
LCN dejwid [5:33]: :D
LCN dejwid [5:32]: :D
[5:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LCN dejwid [4:50]: dobrze..
LCN dejwid [4:13]: lol
LCN dejwid [2:42]: :D
LCN dejwid [2:42]: :D
LCN dejwid [2:41]: :D
LCN dejwid [2:41]: :D
LCN dejwid [2:41]: :D
LCN dejwid [2:41]: :D
fTard Pupette [2:31]: gg zp
fTard Pupette [2:30]: wp
[2:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:37 (original: 11:48)
LCN.darkles:D [Intermission]: gaga
[Intermission]: LCN.enZ0 disconnected
[Intermission]: LCN dejwid disconnected

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