kelneria vs Improper Bastards (3017 views)

pl darkles
pl MiOdek
pl Kofe
fi Jacker
fi DMZ
fi hoffa
fi erta
16.04.12 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [IB] Hoffa 89 kills
Killing Spree [IB] Hoffa 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [IB] Jacker 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! kelneria/darkles 25 gibs
...and stay dead! kelneria/darkles 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [IB] Hoffa 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [IB] Hoffa 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [IB] Jacker 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! kelneria/MiOOoooOooo 293 damage per frag
What objective? kelneria/MiOOoooOooo 550 XP
Red Shirt kelneria/MiOOoooOooo 98 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [IB] DMZ 19 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [IB] Jacker 202 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [IB] Hoffa 4 team kills
Gingerbread man kelneria/MiOOoooOooo 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo6255061989013316239132673040/07/851/474/11266135310
kelneria/darkles62429589325022811424139182360/05/451/584/519715047
kelneria/KoFensztain68453598718012211111109792190/01/555/564/518812645
kelneria/64143217827852048338774381647590/013/5157/5612/521713747
[IB] DMZ484003981702169520120193790/05/729/597/3244148419
[IB] Hoffa105531898512042415882139142440/08/371/5514/617816465
[IB] Jacker1114615953803111044110716700/05/462/443/6177202410
[IB] 85139218721927095135843366496930/018/4162/4424/6200171511
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo7612716212001546483250720/02/111/43/1/KDK/K/K/K/KK/K/K/K/D/K//KK/K/DDKDK/D
kelneria/darkles7810415198001027533093180/03/012/80/1/KKK/K/KD/D/K//D/KKKDKDDKDKK/DK/KD
kelneria/KoFensztain73891419300102444222700/00/113/81/0/DK/K/K/KK/DKK/KK///KKKK/DDDDDDKD
kelneria/76320455913003598458570900/05/236/204/2
[IB] DMZ2086420300423382653180/00/33/161/0DDDDDDDD//XXDDD/DD/DKXKKDKD
[IB] Hoffa5211112233036331640221350/02/112/131/3/KDKD/DDKDDKDKDD///TTDDKDD/KDKDKKDDTKK
[IB] Jacker57100814101229163170150/00/18/101/2/DDDDDDDKKDDKKKDD/TKKKDX
[IB] 43297245770412857098451680/02/523/393/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo100114181850073205223100/01/217/90/0/KKK/K/KKDK/DKK/KD/K/DDDKDDDKKKKDDKK
kelneria/darkles35767203015211326921290/00/37/131/0DK//DKXK/KDDDD/K/DDDKDTKDDDDD
kelneria/KoFensztain621221016301022082135970/00/210/141/1KDDDDDTDDDDDKKDKKDDXDKDKDKKK
kelneria/663123554110212752670582260/01/734/362/1
[IB] DMZ318061900051592247660/01/15/110/2DKDKD/KDD/K/DDDD/DKD/KDDD
[IB] Hoffa100782020000831452925180/02/017/121/0K//DKKDDDKKK/DKKDKK//KKKD/KK/KD/KDDKDKKD
[IB] Jacker0948010010000/04/012/90/0DKKDKKKKDDDKK/KKDKKKKDKDKD
[IB] 4425234391001447375401240/07/134/321/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo581201424200942243444360/03/110/111/4/KDDDDDDD/DKDKKKD//KKD/XDDK/K/K/K/DDKKK
kelneria/darkles63921422601729833223710/00/012/143/1DKKDDKKDKK/KKKDKDKD/DD/DKDK/TKD///DDD
kelneria/KoFensztain941021617600623061802360/00/115/81/2KDKK/DKDKDK/DKKK/KK/KDDKDK/K/DKDD
kelneria/723144463140122951384691430/03/237/335/7
[IB] DMZ5274917000121123350180/01/18/140/1KDDKDKDDDKDDDKDDKDK/DDKDKD
[IB] Hoffa881331618500431202614760/01/19/136/0DDKKDKDKDKK/KDD/KDDKDKK/KD/DDKKKKD
[IB] Jacker100121161640023237354900/00/115/91/4/KKKDKDKDKDKKDKDKKDKDDDKKDDDK/KD
[IB] 803284151900784699513940/02/332/367/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo261277260002233227711280/00/37/170/4KDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDKDDKK/D/KDKDDDD
kelneria/darkles551001120500318533088180/01/110/140/2KDDDKDDDKKKKDKD/DDKDD/DDDKDDK/K
kelneria/KoFensztain57841526500334103749680/01/113/211/1DDDKDKKKDDDKDK/DDDDKDDKDKKDDD/KKK/DDDKDKD
kelneria/46311337210008759596082140/02/530/521/7
[IB] DMZ6111011183026193222183140/02/19/112/0DKK/DKDK/TKD/TD/KDKDKDDKKD/DK/D
[IB] Hoffa2201553315401445392777150/03/025/116/3KDKK/KKKKKKKDK/KKXKDDKKDKKXKDK/KDKTKXKDKKKDKKK/KKDKD
[IB] Jacker1421182014201431372600230/01/219/91/0KKKDDKKKDKD/KKKK/DKK/KDDKKKKXTDD/KKD
[IB] 141383644790414960875953520/06/353/319/3
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo4024250010785776680/01/02/30/2KKDDTDDD
kelneria/darkles1502664200168976000/00/06/30/1KDK/KKXKKDD
kelneria/KoFensztain502524000138147100/00/02/20/1K/KDDD
kelneria/80751013201218552007680/01/010/80/4
[IB] DMZ1662753100072642600/00/01/44/0DDXKDKKKK
[IB] Hoffa1003044000186859700/00/14/20/0/KDKDKKD
[IB] Jacker5010240010413832140/00/03/40/0DDTDKDK
[IB] 105671111101120071855140/00/18/104/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo10038440000104579500/00/14/30/0KDDKDKDK
kelneria/darkles62315810021033106200/01/04/60/0DDKDD/KKDKKD/
kelneria/KoFensztain4031251002362595180/00/02/30/0DK/K/DD
kelneria/671001117200424402452180/01/110/120/0
[IB] DMZ10023440000820896230/01/13/30/0KKKKDDDD
[IB] Hoffa802445000189497900/00/04/40/0DDDK/KKKD
[IB] Jacker10018550002738565180/00/05/30/0K//KKDDKKD
[IB] 93651314000324522440410/01/112/100/0

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Player Chats
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Countdown]: hf
kelneria/darkles [11:33]: XD
[9:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[9:43]: FIGHT!
[6:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:15]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Countdown]: kelneria/KoFensztain kicked for excess flood
[Countdown]: kelneria/KoFensztain connected
[11:58]: kelneria/MiOOoooOooocalled a vote.
[11:57]: kelneria/KoFensztain Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
[11:56]: Vote passed!
[11:56]: *** Match Reset! ***
kelneria/darkles [Warmup]: sry for this retard
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
kelneria/darkles [9:08]: :D
[8:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:44]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:22]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[5:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [3:58]: rotfl
[3:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:46
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Intermission]: wp
kelneria/KoFensztain [Warmup]: -plazers
[10:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:29]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:56
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:46]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
kelneria/darkles [7:11]: :D
[5:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:55]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:56)
[IB] DMZ [Warmup]: :D
[IB] Jacker [Warmup]: we get to choose side as you chose the map
[IB] DMZ [Warmup]: we attack 1st
[IB] Jacker [Warmup]: deal with it
kelneria/darkles [Warmup]: kiss my ass bitches
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Warmup]: you cointoss
[IB] DMZ [Warmup]: rules man
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Warmup]: you have to choose map
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Warmup]: so we choose side
kelneria/darkles [Warmup]: XD
[IB] Hoffa [Warmup]: vasyneet polakit
[IB] DMZ [Warmup]: you choose map remember
[9:16]: The Main Door has been breached!
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [7:51]: spuierdalaj
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [7:50]: kurwo
[IB] Hoffa [7:49]: :DD
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:59
kelneria/darkles [Warmup]: :(
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Warmup]: no rup kurwo
kelneria/MiOOoooOooo [Warmup]: jebana
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
kelneria/darkles [Countdown]: :D
[2:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:15]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[1:36]: The Service Door has been breached!
kelneria/darkles [0:10]: ...
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:59)
[Intermission]: kelneria/darkles disconnected
[Intermission]: kelneria/MiOOoooOooo disconnected
[Intermission]: kelneria/KoFensztain disconnected

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