humping hoes vs Il buono il brutto il cattivo (2483 views)

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gb rAffou
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fi twidi
22.04.12 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth HumpingHoeschry 65 kills
Killing Spree iL el bimbo, 7 frags without being killed
Accountant iL el bimbo, 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HumpingHoesrAffou 15 gibs
...and stay dead! HumpingHoesrAffou 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning iL el bimbo, 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! HUMPINGHOESAN7HO 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer HumpingHoeschry 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! iL la prostituta, 260 damage per frag
What objective? iL g0mez, 436 XP
Red Shirt HUMPINGHOESAN7HO 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? iL la prostituta, 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iL el bimbo, 235 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut HUMPINGHOESAN7HO 1 team kills
Gingerbread man iL g0mez, 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
iL la prostituta,65408517811001711269110721040/04/044/563/5221142410
iL el bimbo,10635753501101121068383141550/03/172/452/320216677
iL g0mez,7143652731500229599106262150/01/647/404/618514647
iL 78120115620137015131551300124740/08/6163/409/620315158
HumpingHoesrAffou6634148721510139257120621080/03/245/570/219316549
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO5540048868111811987120691080/02/240/627/425013946
HumpingHoeschry9235465711401191124610943500/02/457/457/317315446
HumpingHoes70109516122937225032490350742660/07/4142/4514/320515347
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
iL la prostituta,1001101717500332522554360/00/014/143/0KKDKDKDK/K/KDKKKKDDDKKKKDKDD/DDDKD
iL el bimbo,2002421001173446100/00/026/100/1/KKDKKKTKKKKKDKKKDKKDKDKKKKDKKKDDDDKKD
iL g0mez,7515515202006239927792150/00/114/111/3KK/DXKDKK/KKKDDDDDDDK/D/K/KDK/DKKKDD
iL 125289343870110638557942510/00/154/354/4
HumpingHoesrAffou57971119310125583755360/00/011/180/1DKDKDDDDXDDDDKKKDKDDDKDD/KKKKDDS
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO38107102611042362293400/00/08/212/1DDDDKDDKDDDDKDDDKKD/KDDKDDDKKD//DSDK/
HumpingHoeschry901251820401333523219320/01/016/152/2KDKDDDDDDTKDKDKKDKKKD/DDKKDKKD/KKDDK/KK
HumpingHoes623293965821882729908680/01/035/544/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
iL la prostituta,87871416300119442618180/01/013/120/3KK/DKDDKDKKDDKDDDKDDKDKDKKDKKD
iL el bimbo,7285131840023184310500/01/012/140/2DKKKKDDDKDDKKDK/DDKDDDKK/DKDKDD
iL g0mez,507691840032230269700/00/18/121/2DDDDDDKDDDKK/K/KDDKK/DDDDKK
iL 7024836521100673588420180/02/133/381/7
HumpingHoesrAffou1141041614400326142608180/01/015/110/0KDKKDK/KKDDK/DDK/KKDKKDKKDKDKD
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO931101415200129112593660/00/111/123/1KDDKDKKKKDDD/KDDKKDKKKDKDDDDK
HumpingHoeschry10086161650052895215700/00/112/104/0KDKKDKK/DDKKD/KDKK/DDKKK//KDKDKD
HumpingHoes10230046451100984207358840/01/238/337/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
iL la prostituta,2710562210052902251200/01/05/160/1DK/KDDDD/DDDDDKKDDD/DDD/K/DK
iL el bimbo,861111315300526342186540/01/111/91/0KK/DDD/DDK/K/KKK/DDDKDDKKKKK
iL g0mez,88117151750032364294700/00/113/122/1KDKD//DKKK/DDKDDKDDDDDKDKKKDKKKK
iL 6733334549001379007645540/02/229/373/2
HumpingHoesrAffou8677131560051838238400/00/113/90/0K/KD/K/KDK//KDKDDKKKKDKDKDDD
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO5081102020063217289500/02/07/121/2D/D/DKDK/KKDKK/DDDKK/KDDDK/DDD
HumpingHoeschry10570181740072590262100/00/117/81/1K/DDKKKK/DK/KKDKKDK/KK/KK/KDKK/DDDD
HumpingHoes8022841521200187645790000/02/237/292/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
iL la prostituta,601061423200831713388500/02/012/140/1/KDDKDDKKDKKDKDD/KK/DKD/DD//KKK/K/DDD
iL el bimbo,15613725164004413125621010/01/023/121/0K/DKKK/KKD/KDDKDKKKDKK/DKKDKDKKDKKKDKKKKD
iL g0mez,72881318400102606220300/01/312/50/0DK/KDK/KKD/K/DK/KK/DKD/K/KKD/D/
iL 963315257100022990881531510/04/347/311/1
HumpingHoesrAffou3363824200422473315540/02/16/190/1DKD/K/DDDKDKDDDDDKDDKD/DDDXDDK/KD
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO561021425301734973647420/00/114/171/0/KDDDKDK/KK/KDKDKKDKDKD/KDDKD/KDDTD/D/DD
HumpingHoeschry72731318100424092946180/01/212/120/0/K/DDDDKD/DKDKKDK/KDDKDDKDKKDKK
HumpingHoes54238356760115815399081140/03/432/481/1

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Player Chats
HumpingHoesrAffou [Countdown]: hf
iL la prostituta, [Countdown]: hf
[8:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
HumpingHoesrAffou [7:50]: :D
iL el bimbo, [7:48]: :D
[7:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:38]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[1:41]: Allies team locked from spectators by HUMPINGHOESAN7HO
iL g0mez, [1:41]: nice place to crash
[1:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
HumpingHoeschry [1:41]: :D
[1:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[1:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[1:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[1:42]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[1:41]: iL el bimbo, Server command overflow
[1:42]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[1:41]: Allies team locked by HumpingHoesrAffou
[1:42]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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HumpingHoeschry [1:41]: ?
HumpingHoeschry [1:41]: :D
[1:42]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
HumpingHoeschry [1:41]: sunglass boy
[1:42]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[1:41]: iL el bimbo, connected
[1:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[1:42]: FIGHT!
[1:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:40]: ow god
[1:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[1:40]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
iL el bimbo, [1:40]: o
[1:40]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO [1:40]: sup
[1:40]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[1:40]: FIGHT!
[1:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
iL el bimbo, [Intermission]: wepe
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: ya rly
HumpingHoesrAffou [Countdown]: hf lads
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:44]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:30]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
iL g0mez, [4:02]: useful fop
[3:21]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:38 (original: 12:00)
[11:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
HumpingHoeschry [11:03]: what
[10:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
HumpingHoeschry [10:40]: i just change to medpacks :D
[10:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
iL el bimbo, [8:40]: :D
iL el bimbo, [8:39]: r u srs
[6:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:35
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: HF
iL el bimbo, [4:04]: dat aim
HumpingHoeschry [3:45]: same :p
[3:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:08]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[1:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[0:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:35)
HUMPINGHOESAN7HO [Intermission]: gg
iL la prostituta, [Intermission]: ggs
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: gg guys
iL el bimbo, [Intermission]: gg
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: not expected tho
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: /P
[Intermission]: iL la prostituta, disconnected
[Intermission]: iL el bimbo, disconnected
[Intermission]: iL g0mez, disconnected

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