Team Dignitas vs Superretardedplayers (8381 views)

fi jauhis
si jakazc
pl kot
de senji
de urtier
ee reload
gb Adacore
se ferus
ee holz
ee Night
fi Squall
fi Xpaz
Loserbracket final

CDC3 Playoffs Tree
23.09.07 14:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth d.kot 50 kills
Killing Spree d.RELOAd 11 frags without being killed
Accountant d.senji 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! d.senji 23 gibs
...and stay dead! d.senji 51% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! d.JaKa:_) 29 SPAM kills
Fragstealer d.JaKa:_) 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! d.RELOAd 316 damage per frag
What objective? d.RELOAd 339 XP
Red Shirt SUPERTARD >> NIGHT 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? d.RELOAd 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore d.RELOAd 207 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut d.senji 3 team kills
Gingerbread man SUPERTARD >> NIGHT 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE7216333465022370964192280/02/828/265/1011214045
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT54210376672316683477874300/06/419/3715/918511536
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ5918429487119450752833210/05/813/2611/715510846
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL7525636481100959635952880/03/127/286/1116612437
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL94303485016134922491203390/06/443/301/1219217954
SUPERTARD >> FERUS82262425111029696883563600/08/333/283/1116616448
SUPERTARD >> 7213782253095741149372054291717660/030/3163/2841/1116313846
d.urtier702173752121210682255192710/02/730/307/518410456
d.senji118318453823037667160822360/04/336/238/514816055
d.JaKa:_)107243454219038673447548170/011/35/2629/815011334
d.RELOAd89339424714019837372901990/06/834/263/91991551110
d.Jauhis91256394317038631275062540/02/640/240/816217565
d.kot852515059100313963672042990/03/336/4012/519312256
d.9116242582819511555445483835520760/028/3181/4059/517313866
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE9010318204011234337831570/02/213/134/3DDKKDKDT/DDKDDKKKXDKDKDDKKDDDDDKDKXKDKKKK
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT519116314118253839461480/01/212/164/5DDDDKDD//KKDD/KDDKS/K/DDKKKDDK/KDXDKDDK/KDTDDK/KD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ478111234103195125691550/03/61/137/2KDDDDKXKK/DD/KDSKKDDDK/DKDDDDDDKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL701141420700523632349520/00/010/114/4/KK/KKDKKKD/KDDDDDD/KDDKDXDDDK/KKDK
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL11416024218030380940362210/04/221/131/5DKKDKDDKDKKKKKDDTKKDDDKKDKTDDTKKKKDDDKDDDDKKKKKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS6210715246001301438241080/04/111/170/4KDKKKDDKDKDKKDDKDKDD/DDDDDKDKKDDDKDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> 726569813933251816018205078410/014/1368/8320/23
d.urtier11212327247016381423911790/02/220/156/2K/DDKKKDKDDDDK/DDDKXK/KDK/KKKKDKDDKKKKK/KKDKKKK/DDTKD
d.senji100161202012024358231421510/01/215/116/3KKDKKDD/D/KDKDKDDKDKKKKKKT/TKKDKDDKDK/KDDD
d.JaKa:_)10011016165022289718814950/04/13/108/5DKTDKKDKTXDKKKKDD/KXDKDDKD/DKKKDKKDD
d.RELOAd9012518205016328128491150/05/414/100/3DKKKDDD/KKKDK/KKK/DK/TKKDKDKXKXDKD/D/DKDDX
d.Jauhis667914216024254331421100/00/216/110/6/XKDDTKDK/K/KKDKDDDDK/TKXKKKDDDDKDDDDKD
d.kot9612825265027439026132960/01/318/146/4/KKDDDKXKKDD/DDDK/K/TKKKDDXTDKKK/DDK/KKDDK/KKKDKDKKDKDK
d.947261201274001029205071601813460/013/1486/7126/23

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE10009900000000/00/29/40/3KDDDDKKKDDKKKKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT1076714131003184914061160/02/15/87/1KDKK/KDK/DKK/DKKDKDKDKKDDKD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ6351711001388611261320/00/16/61/2T/KKXKDDK/DDK/KDDDDK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL303941320021208168600/02/02/60/5DDDDD/KDKDD/DKDDK
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL10062111150022303218600/00/111/60/4XKKDKDDDXKDKK/DKDK/KDDKK
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1337516124025214620611840/03/213/32/2DTKKKKDKK/KTK/K/KKK/K/DKDKDKDD
SUPERTARD >> 892946169120315839284654320/07/746/3310/17
d.urtier4131512311215591100740/00/25/51/1/SDKDKKDKDDTD/DDKD
d.senji15583149401214361333670/01/112/52/1KDDKDTKKDKK/DKKDKDKKKKK/
d.JaKa:_)109721211800116821180360/06/10/76/3DKDKKDKXKKDD/DKDKKDDDKKK
d.RELOAd5095714300119302058180/00/24/103/2KDDDKDD/DDDXKKDKDKKDDD
d.Jauhis70667102001150219401360/00/17/90/0DKDKDDDKKXK/DDDKKD
d.kot564391620131987193130/00/07/123/1KDDK/KDDKDDDDDT/DDKKDKK/KD
d.8039054722213101009695423340/07/735/4815/8
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE3334390001884134260/00/23/40/2K/DDKDKDDDDD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT452551110131418940110/03/10/53/2D/DK/DDK/TKKDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ1003577100298176600/01/16/30/1DK/DKKKK/DDKKD
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL11150109100112461086360/00/09/71/2KKDKDDKKKXDDKKDK/KDD
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL14257107300218391446180/02/18/30/1KDDKDKK/KKKK/DKKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1005477000310221135180/00/06/31/1/KDDKK/KKK/DKD
SUPERTARD >> 8925542506011273906715890/06/532/255/9
d.urtier503151020017531324180/00/25/70/1DDKDXK/DDDKDKKDD
d.senji1505496600113161073180/02/07/50/0DK/KKKDKKDDDKKK
d.JaKa:_)11429872001837889130/00/02/66/0KD/DKDKDKKDKDKK
d.RELOAd1833211200113771598480/00/22/60/2KD/DDDDDDDDKD
d.Jauhis11649763012827110780/01/27/10/1DKK/KKTDDKDKK/
d.kot633371120031605139900/02/03/82/0K/KKDK/DD/DDDKDKKD
d.85229385117019671573901050/05/626/338/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE37263810104821294650/00/23/51/2TDKDKDXKDDDDD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT18272111112102914951550/00/02/81/1DD/DD/TDDDDKDKS
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ5717472001689822340/01/00/43/2D/DKDKDKDDK
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL13353861001114683100/01/16/41/0KKDDKKK/DKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL27243110100127314521000/00/03/80/2DDDKSKDDDDKDDD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS50264810007861336500/01/03/50/4XDKKDKDDDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> 5417324516224540572304040/03/317/346/11
d.urtier03206000169670400/00/10/30/1D/DDDD
d.senji662023100033753400/00/02/20/1DKDDK
d.JaKa:_)1123298401413188042730/01/10/39/0K//KTKDKDKDK/DKKK/
d.RELOAd7508615240011785785180/01/014/00/2KKK/KKXKKKKKKKKKKD
d.Jauhis1836211660011440131700/01/110/30/1KKKK/DDKDKKKKKKDD
d.kot150479610001654126100/00/08/61/0DKDDKDKKKKKDKKD
d.210279463116017723054052910/03/334/1710/5

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Player Chats
d.kot [Warmup]: btw
d.kot [Warmup]: WRONG CONFIG
TosspoT [Warmup]: one moment - dont rup
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: RUP
d.Jauhis [Warmup]: n1
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: hacked
d.JaKa:_) [Warmup]: :]
d.JaKa:_) [Warmup]: :]
d.kot [Warmup]: :-)
d.urtier [Warmup]: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; YOU ARE ON QUADV, THIS IS TOSSPOT
d.kot [Warmup]: :o|
d.kot [Warmup]: :XD
d.kot [Warmup]: :XD
d.kot [Warmup]: :P
d.kot [Warmup]: REDEYE******
d.urtier [Warmup]: X:D
d.senji [Warmup]: ._.
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: let us attack using the idle config
d.senji [Warmup]: redeye
d.senji [Warmup]: green up now
d.urtier [Warmup]: we has to wait :-<
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: so we wait muts
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: must
d.kot [Warmup]: syntax I has
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: toss is back
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: go
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: back toss is he
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: palju teil inimesi seljataga on?
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: 0
TosspoT [Warmup]: rdy
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: kõik on teie juures
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: õnneks
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: only tek and milk here
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: meil 2-3 pls
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: :D
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: mingi leon
d.kot [Warmup]: LEON?
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: mingid tekoad ja muud noobid on siin ainult
d.senji [Warmup]: ye take leon to you
d.senji [Warmup]: we dont want him here
d.urtier [Warmup]: tek will attack you with haribo
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: he smells
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Countdown]: hf
d.Jauhis [Countdown]: hf
d.kot [Countdown]: hf
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Countdown]: hf
d.JaKa:_) [Countdown]: hf gl
TosspoT [Countdown]: what is 2nd map
d.urtier [Countdown]: alder
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
d.kot [9:09]: :XD
d.kot [9:09]: :XD
d.kot [9:09]: :XD
d.kot [9:09]: :XD
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [6:31]: :]
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:55]: :d
[3:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:52]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
d.kot [2:21]: :XD
d.kot [2:21]: :XD
d.kot [2:21]: :XD
d.JaKa:_) [2:17]: GG
d.urtier [2:06]: gg
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [2:04]: gg
[2:04]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
d.kot [2:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:57
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Intermission]: gg
d.JaKa:_) [Intermission]: squall goes lan only?
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: public owns!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Intermission]: y
d.senji [Intermission]: where were you
d.senji [Warmup]: with gold
d.Jauhis [Warmup]: vittu ku on senssi perseell :E
d.senji [Warmup]: in bank
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: behind the bank >D
d.senji [Warmup]: !?
d.Jauhis [Warmup]: ei tuu mitaa
d.senji [Warmup]: fu
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: in ithe little hole
d.senji [Warmup]: :-((
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: someone walked past me
d.senji [Warmup]: i was so searchin you
d.senji [Warmup]: ye
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: didn't check it
d.senji [Warmup]: me
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Warmup]: :D
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: BUSTED
d.kot [Countdown]: hf
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Countdown]: fun
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Countdown]: hf
d.urtier [Countdown]: hf
d.senji [Countdown]: cu@cp night
[12:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
d.Jauhis [11:52]: =)
d.Jauhis [11:52]: =)
[11:50]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
d.JaKa:_) [11:48]: :]
d.JaKa:_) [11:48]: :]
[11:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:07]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [11:06]: :]
d.RELOAd [11:03]: :d
[10:40]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
d.senji [8:16]: :]
[6:58]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [6:54]: gg
d.Jauhis [6:54]: =)
d.Jauhis [6:54]: =)
d.Jauhis [6:53]: =)
d.Jauhis [6:53]: =)
d.Jauhis [6:53]: =)
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [6:53]: wp
d.kot [6:52]: :XD
d.kot [6:52]: :XD
d.kot [6:48]: :o|
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [6:36]: nahuj te sinna finaali ronite
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [6:32]: (@cadre\lettu) ei me h vitty squallille me h vittii sen leanille
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [6:31]: saate suhu ju jälle :D
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ [6:23]: neli null ka veel
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [6:17]: :XDD
d.kot [6:12]: gg
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [6:10]: gg
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [6:06]: wp :)
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [6:05]: :]
[6:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:58 (original: 12:57)
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: reload it should be something like AdLerNEst
d.RELOAd [Warmup]: :DD
d.Jauhis [Warmup]: pasiiiii
d.JaKa:_) [Warmup]: sloggi
d.JaKa:_) [Warmup]: ready
d.kot [Warmup]: POZDRAWIAM BUZKE
d.kot [Warmup]: :-)
d.Jauhis [Countdown]: hf
d.kot [Countdown]: HF
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Countdown]: FUN
d.senji [Countdown]: GL
[13:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[13:32]: Main blast door opening!
[13:24]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[13:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [10:47]: gg
[10:46]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:13
d.kot [Intermission]: GG
d.urtier [Intermission]: gg
d.senji [Intermission]: gg
d.senji [Intermission]: reload was ownage
d.kot [Warmup]: POZDRAWIAM BUZKE
d.kot [Warmup]: POZDRAWIAM BUZKE
d.kot [Warmup]: POZDRAWIAM BUZKE
d.kot [Warmup]: :XD
d.kot [Countdown]: hf
d.Jauhis [Countdown]: hf
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Countdown]: fun
d.urtier [Countdown]: hf
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Countdown]: hf
[2:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:08]: Main blast door opening!
[1:55]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:07]: Main blast door closing!
d.JaKa:_) [0:02]: GG
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: wp
d.kot [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:13)
d.senji [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: ggs
d.senji [Intermission]: rld shouting
d.senji [Intermission]: afraid
d.urtier [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: d.JaKa:_) disconnected
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> HOLZ disconnected
SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL [Intermission]: ggs gl in the final
[Intermission]: d.urtier disconnected
[Intermission]: d.senji disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> FERUS disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> XPAZLOL disconnected
[Intermission]: d.Jauhis disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.