untouchables vs eXecutors (2783 views)

ro mAsteryy
ro Robert
ro blizz
si Kwizlord
si Forsaken
si M1TJA
04.06.12 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth #exe.et KwizlorD 47 kills
Killing Spree TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 8 frags without being killed
Accountant #exe.et KwizlorD 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #exe.et M1TJA 10 gibs
...and stay dead! #exe.et M1TJA 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning #exe.et KwizlorD 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! #exe.et KwizlorD 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 162 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TOUCHmenot'blizz 261 damage per frag
What objective? #exe.et KwizlorD 291 XP
Red Shirt #exe.et M1TJA 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TOUCHmenot'Robert 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #exe.et KwizlorD 208 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TOUCHmenot'blizz 1 team kills
Gingerbread man #exe.et M1TJA 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TOUCHmenot'blizz6421029454018658166491490/01/226/292/822714835
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X86245364072113671667532430/01/133/263/118716185
TOUCHmenot'Robert491741939500742104967850/01/113/317/822212728
TOUCHmenot'676298412416222817507183694770/03/172/3112/821214546
#exe.et forsAy852102832510853345048890/00/122/226/019115345
#exe.et M1TJA581983051101014645072672450/04/225/291/521514034
#exe.et KwizlorD13429147345107803561881300/00/038/209/617117783
#exe.et 8869910511720302919819185034640/04/085/2016/619215754
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz8060810100016311666540/00/16/61/4DKDKDDKKDKKDDDDDKDK
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X88438931031525161400/00/08/60/0SKKDK/DDKD/KDK/KDK
TOUCHmenot'Robert164221220029201340180/00/01/91/2DDDDD/D/KDDDDDK
TOUCHmenot'611451831610540764620720/00/115/212/6
#exe.et forsAy112599810021716133000/00/06/53/0KDKDK/DDKKKK/KKDD
#exe.et M1TJA7226811100613241391710/01/07/40/1/KD/KKK/DKDK/K/DK/D
#exe.et KwizlorD15753117000018261431180/00/08/63/1KDKKDKKKDKDKDKDKKD
#exe.et 1141382826200848664152890/01/021/156/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz1004799100319051262180/00/08/61/1KKKD//KDKKDKDK/DDKX
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X111601092014172913601170/01/08/52/0/DKKDDKKDKK/DK/KKTK/
TOUCHmenot'Robert0463010023150400/01/12/32/1/KKDK/DDKKDD
TOUCHmenot'7015322184019394926221750/02/118/145/2
#exe.et forsAy3325412000311321568170/00/13/81/0D/KD/DDKDKKD/DDD
#exe.et M1TJA4642613300315541752360/01/15/70/2DK/DKDKDDDDKDKKD/D/
#exe.et KwizlorD665269200411401549580/00/06/30/2DK/DDKK/K/KDDK/
#exe.et 48119163450010382648691110/01/214/181/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz10011330001456302250/00/03/20/0DK/KKD
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X05030001297407180/00/00/20/0D/D
TOUCHmenot'Robert33313000013940600/00/01/20/1DKDD
TOUCHmenot'44194900028921115430/00/04/60/1
#exe.et forsAy3001431000039820600/00/02/11/0KDKK
#exe.et M1TJA669232001440426400/00/02/20/0K/DKD
#exe.et KwizlorD6615231002277260180/00/02/10/0K//KD
#exe.et 144387730031115892580/00/06/41/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz0305000020262700/00/00/30/2DDDDD
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X6616230000579515900/00/02/30/0KKDDD
TOUCHmenot'Robert1331043000040340800/00/03/31/0KDKDKDK
TOUCHmenot'6629611000011841550900/00/05/91/2
#exe.et forsAy5011121000328383540/00/00/21/0DDK
#exe.et M1TJA751334000128137100/00/03/20/1DKDK/KD
#exe.et KwizlorD70033710000941430180/00/06/11/0KDKKKKKK
#exe.et 27557117100115501184720/00/09/52/1
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz6165813201215862015230/00/19/100/0DKK/DKKKDKD/DTDDKDDKDD
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X5774814210518592356180/00/17/91/0DKK/D/KD/DDDKXDDK/KKSDK/
TOUCHmenot'Robert3849718200115792455270/00/06/131/4KDDDDDKKDDDDDDDDKDDKKDK/D
TOUCHmenot'521882345611850246826680/00/222/322/4
#exe.et forsAy157101117300217601317180/00/011/50/0K/KDKDKKKKD/KKDKKD
#exe.et M1TJA5376815410322122221820/02/06/100/1DDDKDKKDDK/KDK/SDDKDKD/
#exe.et KwizlorD225113188200128541486180/00/014/64/1KKKDKDKKKDDKKKKKKKKDKDDK/K
#exe.et 14529037309106682650241180/02/031/214/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TOUCHmenot'blizz2024150002801777290/01/00/20/1DDK//D
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X4004782000072750100/00/08/10/1DKKKKKKKKD
TOUCHmenot'Robert662423000285435800/00/00/12/0/KK/D
TOUCHmenot'162951110000423821636290/01/08/42/2
#exe.et forsAy00020101024400/00/00/10/0S/D
#exe.et M1TJA60323500006391106160/00/12/41/0KDDDDKKD
#exe.et KwizlorD5025360100997103200/00/02/31/2KDDSKDDDK
#exe.et 3757613020116362382160/00/14/82/2

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Player Chats
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: stop spamming it
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: can u stop?
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: i didnt play yet today
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: ?pots u nac
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: we are poke today
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: ...
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: comonn
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: wait?
[11:56]: TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:Xcalled a vote.
[11:54]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:52]: TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:Xcalled a vote.
[11:50]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [11:49]: 1 afl
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [11:49]: afkk
[11:47]: TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:Xcalled a vote.
[11:46]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:44]: TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:Xcalled a vote.
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
TOUCHmenot'Robert [11:41]: sup guys?
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: pause?
#exe.et forsAy [Warmup]: u spammed start match
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: gg 2:0
TOUCHmenot'Robert [Warmup]: 5v5 cfg noob
#exe.et forsAy [Warmup]: 2-0
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: this round is ours
TOUCHmenot'Robert [Warmup]: change this
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: read rules
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: u spammed for rup
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: and now u whining
TOUCHmenot'Robert [Warmup]: change the fucking cfg noob
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: gg
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: k my foult
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: comon
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: we play now
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: stop arguing and play
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: k
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: u argue
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: :D
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: nope
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: u first spam votes
#exe.et KwizlorD [Warmup]: then we rup and u spam again
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: no
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: yes
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: no
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:30]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:30]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:26]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:33
[4:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:06]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:06]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [0:29]: GG
TOUCHmenot'blizz [0:27]: GG
[0:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
#exe.et forsAy [0:24]: we can do it
[0:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
#exe.et KwizlorD [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:33)
[9:17]: The Doors are opening!!
#exe.et KwizlorD [8:50]: gg
TOUCHmenot'blizz [8:42]: EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
#exe.et M1TJA [8:41]: tails
[8:40]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:19
#exe.et forsAy [Intermission]: :D
#exe.et KwizlorD [Intermission]: ye right coz we have usualy 1:20
#exe.et KwizlorD [Intermission]: forsay da runner
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: pic
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: or gtfo
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Warmup]: :D
#exe.et M1TJA [Warmup]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [0:23]: :D
[0:11]: TOUCHmenot'Robertcalled a vote.
[0:10]: Vote passed!
[0:10]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[0:10]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
#exe.et KwizlorD [0:08]: tails
TOUCHmenot'blizz [0:07]: oh
TOUCHmenot'blizz [0:05]: you
#exe.et forsAy [0:05]: !
#exe.et M1TJA [0:03]: umad?
#exe.et M1TJA [0:02]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:19)
#exe.et forsAy [Intermission]: gg
TOUCHmenot'blizz [Intermission]: gg.
TOUCHmenot'Robert [Warmup]: i like this map
[8:26]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:23]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:56]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:18]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TOUCHmenot'blizz [6:16]: ok
#exe.et forsAy [6:13]: rofl
[6:03]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
#exe.et M1TJA [6:02]: xD
#exe.et M1TJA [5:59]: kwiz like a boss
TOUCHmenot'blizz [4:38]: gg.
[3:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:05]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
#exe.et KwizlorD [3:02]: omfg
[2:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:06]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
#exe.et forsAy [Intermission]: gg
#exe.et KwizlorD [Intermission]: wp
#exe.et forsAy [9:53]: lol ?
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
TOUCHmenot'blizz [9:51]: :D
[9:13]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
#exe.et M1TJA [9:04]: xD
#exe.et M1TJA [9:02]: epic:D
[8:59]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
#exe.et forsAy [7:34]: AJGAAAAAA!??$#?$)%! #$
[7:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:09]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:50 (original: 10:00)
#exe.et KwizlorD [Intermission]: :)
#exe.et forsAy [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: TOUCHmenot'blizz disconnected
[Intermission]: TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X disconnected
#exe.et KwizlorD [Intermission]: ur not kwizw cmon
[Intermission]: #exe.et KwizlorD disconnected
[Intermission]: TOUCHmenot'Robert disconnected

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