Cortana vs kojak (8003 views)

17.10.07 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth k*jak keNtaL1ty 45 kills
Killing Spree .)(. calisto 6 frags without being killed
Accountant k*jak rat 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! k*jak rat 17 gibs
...and stay dead! k*jak rat 49% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning .)(. calisto 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .)(. komar 31 SPAM kills
Fragstealer .)(. blaze 126 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! k*jak roYal 252 damage per frag
What objective? k*jak rat 306 XP
Red Shirt .)(. blaze 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? .)(^G. rimi 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore k*jak rat 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut k*jak tornis vol.1 4 team kills
Gingerbread man .)(^G. rimi 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
k*jak duKe_7116336511002755085651930/01/433/292/1215311135
k*jak hotbabe1082614239150110770063681840/04/236/183/918316355
k*jak roYal76254314112019626960961760/01/430/201/1120214955
k*jak keNtaL1ty102236454415015628059933240/05/132/299/1114013655
k*jak rat121306352917026668454203480/03/230/154/719118764
k*jak tornis vol.1761593950101410515353104710/013/212/2915/813210448
k*jak 8913792282547911147375943483815960/027/2173/2934/816714255
.)(. frozz822303745150110547476911070/00/833/235/514817135
.)(^G. rimi642213452161112628457081760/01/421/3413/5185108314
.)(. calisto114275413614023601663261230/04/238/261/614717666
.)(. gmx7021628407039476554043630/01/224/226/517013527
.)(. komar75186385113027687354382060/07/11/3831/618110745
.)(. blaze512062855501954267027450/00/825/322/719412846
.)(. 7413342062797011050348383759410200/013/8142/3258/717113847
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
k*jak duKe_77741722401622122032140/01/115/100/6/K/TDDKD/DDKKK/KKDDKDDKDK/DKKKKXKKDDDD/KD
k*jak hotbabe111851917900733822786180/03/115/81/2DKK/KKDKK//KDK/XKK/KK/KKDK/KDDKDKDKDD
k*jak roYal771291418300733102217360/00/214/70/3KDXDK/KDKDK/D/KK/KKKX/DKDDD/KDKK/D
k*jak keNtaL1ty777014185000204729341210/00/113/131/5KDKDDDDKDDKKDKKXKKDKKKDDDKDDDDDDK
k*jak rat10913212117012256220761300/02/111/50/3KDDK/KK/KKKKKTDKDKDDDKDD
k*jak tornis vol.11056619183135217116592620/04/011/106/2K/KKKDDKK/S//KTKKKTKDDKKDD/KKDTDDDDKDKKK
k*jak 935569510431152715684137045810/010/679/538/21
.)(. frozz1001111414301120192949530/00/213/92/1TKDKKKDKDDDKKDKDKKDDKKDDDDK/K
.)(^G. rimi40719226014227625381470/00/26/154/2DKDDDD/D/D/DDDDDK/KKDDKDDKTKKDXDK
.)(. calisto9396151650002332303500/02/113/130/3DKKKKKKDDKDDDDDDKDDKDDKKKKDXKDDK
.)(. gmx767413173015198322662610/01/19/94/1KDK/KDK/DDDD/KDD/KKDKDKK/KTKDKD
.)(. komar66661218501026162092360/02/00/1811/1DDDKDDKDKDDKKDDKDDDDKDDKKDKXTKDK
.)(. blaze611131321400324782804180/00/313/160/0XDDDKKD/DDDKDDDKDDDKKDDKDKKKK/K/DKD
.)(. 735317610826041313704156845150/05/954/8021/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
k*jak duKe_7858151940002017250800/00/313/122/4DKDKDKKDDDDKKDKDDDKDDKDKKDDKDDKKDK
k*jak hotbabe939115162001276725651220/01/114/60/7KDDDDDKDDKDKKDKDKDDKDKDK/DKKKKK
k*jak roYal849111136010186927421400/01/111/80/4DDKDDDDDKDKDDDDKKKKKDKKKT
k*jak keNtaL1ty688113193002213820231080/02/011/120/4DKDKDKDKDDDKKKDDKDDDKDDKDKD/KKD/
k*jak rat12012512106012280120891160/01/110/52/3KDKDKDKDKTKKKKK//DDKDDKX
k*jak tornis vol.1505811224002188025791470/05/21/143/4DKDDDDKDDDDDDDXKKKDD/DDKDK/KKKDDKD
k*jak 8250477992502713472145066330/010/860/577/26
.)(. frozz738914191200724703148540/00/313/101/1DKDKKDD/DXK//KDK/KK/DKDKDX//KDKDKKD
.)(^G. rimi1111102018800427701979180/01/110/139/2KXDKKDKK/K/KKKDD/KKKDXDDKDDKK/KKKDDDKDDK
.)(. calisto1501251812701221822024160/02/016/81/2KKKDKKKDTKKKDKKDKDDKK/K/DKKDKDD
.)(. gmx6693812302217131707840/00/09/81/1KT/KDK/DTDKDDKDKDKKDDD
.)(. komar957920216015318921481700/04/01/1515/1/K/KDK/KKKKDKK/KKD/KDKKXKKDKDKTDKDDDDDKDDDD
.)(. blaze60751220101521822466270/00/510/81/2//DK/D/KKDKDKDDDKKDDKKTK/DDKDDKDD
.)(. 935719210237052514506134723690/07/959/6228/9
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
k*jak duKe_5010241010291554610/00/03/30/1DDTDDKK
k*jak hotbabe20058633001833541180/00/06/20/0KDKKKDKK/
k*jak roYal251114000148246800/00/01/30/1/DKDDX
k*jak keNtaL1ty2004510560131218593950/03/01/27/1//KXKDKKKKD/KKKKT
k*jak rat12522542001573681950/00/04/21/1K/KKDDKKD
k*jak tornis vol.1752034100247341500/00/00/13/1DK/KDK/
k*jak 113166272413028387032522690/03/015/1311/5
.)(. frozz42837000226171000/00/13/10/3/DKKD/KDDD
.)(^G. rimi401425200272244700/00/12/20/1//KDKDDX
.)(. calisto7523340010900674890/00/14/20/1KDKDKDTD
.)(. gmx1253454100068959800/00/04/31/1KDKKKDDKD
.)(. komar501636100131759600/00/00/43/1K/KDDKDDD
.)(. blaze0506000036384500/00/00/30/3DDDDDD
.)(. 551001632401532523870890/00/313/154/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
k*jak duKe_3321261001988557180/00/02/40/1/DDDKKDD
k*jak hotbabe6627231011718476260/00/01/22/0KTDDK/
k*jak roYal832356300160866900/00/14/21/3DX/KKKKKDDDD
k*jak keNtaL1ty4004082100087744300/00/07/21/1KKKKKXKDKKD
k*jak rat1502764200174857470/00/05/31/0KKD/KKDKKD
k*jak tornis vol.110015662011629657620/04/00/43/1K/KDKTDKDDKKD
k*jak 139153292710025456833761130/04/119/178/6
.)(. frozz1202265000072488400/00/24/32/0DDKDKKKDKKD
.)(^G. rimi4226370102516744110/00/03/40/0//DDKDKSDK
.)(. calisto12531542001602593180/00/05/30/0KK/KKDKDD
.)(. gmx2815270002380833180/00/12/20/2DD//DKKDD
.)(. komar502536100175160200/01/10/12/3DD/DKKDKD
.)(. blaze371338000140391200/00/02/51/2KDDD/DDKDKD
.)(. 671322237310733764568470/01/416/185/7

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Player Chats
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: BLaze bitch
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: tja =)
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Warmup]: why isnt dandi playin?
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: do u know who i am?
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Warmup]: ;p
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: rat or tornis i guess
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: no?
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: lol
.)(^G. rimi [Warmup]: gun?
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Warmup]: mh rat torn already got nick
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: joking
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: ahaha
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: sexyhot
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: nice joke
k*jak hotbabe [Warmup]: :D
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: nup :P
[CB]Bartichello [Warmup]: where is your duke at
k*jak rat [Warmup]: revoot
k*jak rat [Warmup]: 'b
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Warmup]: cleaning ram
.)(. blaze [Warmup]: gogo
[CB]Bartichello [Warmup]: rup plz
k*jak hotbabe [Countdown]: no. im afraid of the cant_take_a_dutch_girl_to_the_bungalow_blaze
k*jak duKe_ [Countdown]: xD
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: hi reaz,pninja,olbaaa etc.
.)(. blaze [Countdown]: fun dudes
k*jak duKe_ [Countdown]: good luck
.)(. komar [Countdown]: shoutout to immoo
.)(. komar [Countdown]: gl
[Countdown]: mG.ETTV #idem Invalid password
[13:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
k*jak rat [7:43]: :d
k*jak duKe_ [7:07]: :]
k*jak rat [6:32]: 8)
k*jak rat [6:32]: 8)
[5:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:37
k*jak duKe_ [Intermission]: gg
.)(. komar [Intermission]: gg
.)(. blaze [Intermission]: ggs
[CB]Bartichello [Warmup]: go royal
.)(. blaze [Countdown]: fun fun
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: hi vila \3
k*jak duKe_ [Countdown]: good luck
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: <3
[10:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
k*jak keNtaL1ty [10:33]: x)
[10:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
k*jak rat [10:33]: quick smoke?
[10:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
k*jak duKe_ [10:33]: shoutout to all viewers :O
.)(. komar [10:33]: >P
[10:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
k*jak rat [10:33]: 8)
[10:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
k*jak rat [10:33]: 8)
[10:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
.)(. blaze [10:33]: 25 spawntimeer :P
[10:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
k*jak duKe_ [10:33]: :]
[10:33]: FIGHT!
k*jak keNtaL1ty [6:44]: :o
k*jak rat [5:47]: ICH BIN EIN BERLINER
.)(^G. rimi [5:42]: >>> MULTIKILL <<< !!!
[4:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:15]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
k*jak duKe_ [3:42]: xD
.)(. komar [3:42]: omg
[3:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
.)(. blaze [0:55]: ggs ;)
.)(. komar [0:26]: what a sad game
k*jak keNtaL1ty [0:22]: xD
[0:15]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:23 (original: 10:37)
[CB]Bartichello [Intermission]: dear lord what a game
.)(. blaze [Intermission]: =)
.)(. gmx [Warmup]: gg
k*jak rat [Warmup]: the lord has nothing to do with it
k*jak duKe_ [Warmup]: xD
k*jak rat [Warmup]: we have tornis
k*jak duKe_ [Warmup]: and his landmine skillz
[CB]Bartichello [Warmup]: most entertaining game so far that ive seen
k*jak duKe_ [Warmup]: :<
k*jak rat [Warmup]: he is in union with satan
k*jak duKe_ [Warmup]: :D
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: again
.)(. blaze [Countdown]: fun fun
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: vila <333333
k*jak duKe_ [Countdown]: :]
k*jak keNtaL1ty [Countdown]: x)
[9:16]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[9:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
k*jak rat [9:08]: bind 25?
[9:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
.)(. komar [9:09]: spawntime ftw
k*jak rat [9:08]: lolz
k*jak duKe_ [9:08]: :<
[9:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
k*jak keNtaL1ty [9:08]: x)
[9:09]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
.)(. blaze [9:08]: yes
[9:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
k*jak keNtaL1ty [9:08]: xD
[9:09]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
k*jak rat [9:08]: unexpected blaze _DDD
k*jak hotbabe [9:08]: AHAHHA
[9:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:09]: FIGHT!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:27]: The Main Door has been breached!
k*jak roYal [8:15]: PLS
[7:56]: The Service Door has been breached!
k*jak rat [7:16]: 8)
[7:15]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:45
[CB]Bartichello [Intermission]: gg
k*jak rat [Warmup]: w3st comeback to me :<
k*jak rat [Warmup]: <3
k*jak duKe_ [Warmup]: :<
[CB]Bartichello [Countdown]: rat wasn't it </3 w3st ^^
[2:02]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[1:50]: The Main Door has been breached!
[0:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.)(. gmx [0:15]: ggs
k*jak hotbabe [0:12]: gg
k*jak rat [0:10]: GGS
.)(. blaze [0:06]: wp guys
.)(. komar [0:06]: gg
k*jak duKe_ [0:03]: gg
.)(. calisto [0:02]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:45)
[Intermission]: .)(. frozz disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(. blaze disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(. rimi disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(. calisto disconnected
[Intermission]: k*jak keNtaL1ty disconnected
k*jak hotbabe [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: .)(. gmx disconnected
[CB]Bartichello [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: k*jak duKe_ disconnected
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: k*jak hotbabe disconnected
[Intermission]: k*jak rat disconnected
[Intermission]: [CB]Bartichello disconnected

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