Descent vs rtcw (3000 views)

ca bN
us joker
us kARDON
gb sTKz
nl kARMA
ro Stary


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
14.09.12 01:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth des.jOKER 39 kills
Killing Spree des.bN 4 frags without being killed
Accountant des.jOKER 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! rtcw&Stary 9 gibs
...and stay dead! rtcw&Stary 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning des.jOKER 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! rtcw@kARMAZINHO 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer rtcw@kARMAZINHO 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! rtcw&sTKz 254 damage per frag
What objective? des.kARDON 228 XP
Red Shirt rtcw&Stary 57 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? des.bN 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore des.jOKER 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut des.kARDON 3 team kills
Gingerbread man rtcw&Stary 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
des.bN7322232443001564606665540/02/029/221/8202151413
des.kARDON66228375571315693265991910/05/230/315/618711847
des.jOKER98225394060016686761661060/02/035/212/517615434
des.7767510813916134620259194303510/09/094/218/518814148
rtcw&sTKz68212324750115671459562140/01/126/316/021012745
rtcw@kARMAZINHO67220334980113663272801360/00/426/318/220114935
rtcw&Stary47211275790017608470231840/01/422/324/522512327
rtcw606439215322024519430202595340/02/474/3218/521213336
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.bN90104182020083271291100/01/016/91/3K/KDK/KDKKK/D/KDDDK/KKKK/DKK/KDDDK/KDD
des.kARDON60731525401831033055820/01/012/143/3D/KD/K/DDDDKKDKDKK/TKD/DDKDKD/DKK/DK/DKDK
des.jOKER11010421193009350626501060/01/019/81/3K/KDKK//KDK/KKK/KDKXK/DDKDKK/DDKDKK/KKDK/
des.87281546490125988086161880/03/047/315/9
rtcw&sTKz508811221016286330531280/00/010/162/0DDD/DKK/DD/KD/KDK/DDKKDDK/KDDKDDKT
rtcw@kARMAZINHO66961624400631353495540/00/111/165/2/DKKDDKDKKD/KDDDKK/DDDKDKK/DK/DKKD/DKDKDX
rtcw&Stary4099123050010261833321290/00/210/152/3/KDK/DDDK/D/K/DK/KDDDDD/K/DD/DKD/KDKKDDDKD
rtcw522833976100122861698803110/00/331/479/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.bN3679719100720862854540/01/06/80/5///KKK/KDDDDDDD/D/D/DKKXKDD
des.kARDON791181924311532462726930/04/114/152/2DKKK///DDDDKKDDKDKDDKDK/D/KDKKDKDKDDSTKKDKKK
des.jOKER77100141820072485289300/00/013/91/2KK//DKK///KKDKDD/K/KKDDDDKDKDKKD
des.64297406161119781784731470/05/133/323/9
rtcw&sTKz1001061919200832682100680/01/114/104/0K/D/KDDKDKK/KK/KKDK/D/KDKD/KKKDKKK/KDD
rtcw@kARMAZINHO68871319400627722983660/00/210/113/0DDKDDDKK/KKDKKK/DKK//DKK/DDD/KDD
rtcw&Stary4080922200624332734370/00/28/121/2DD/KDKDKDDDKDK/D//DK/KKDD/DDDKD
rtcw69273416080020847378171710/01/532/338/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.bN1501632000048238100/00/03/20/0DDKKK
des.kARDON6615230010325563160/00/03/20/1DTKDKD
des.jOKER50712000036646500/01/00/30/0KXDD
des.893867001011731409160/01/06/70/1
rtcw&sTKz25914200131953700/00/01/30/0/KDDD
rtcw@kARMAZINHO10030220011356254160/00/13/00/0TDK/K
rtcw&Stary13325432001734382180/00/03/31/0KKXDK/KD
rtcw866479401314091173340/00/17/61/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.bN1332343000062151900/00/04/30/0KKKDDKD
des.kARDON332213000225825500/00/11/00/0/K/D
des.jOKER3001431100051015800/00/03/10/0KDKK
des.15559871002138993200/00/18/40/0
rtcw&sTKz509120000264266180/00/01/20/0DDK
rtcw@kARMAZINHO50724000036954800/00/02/40/0DKDKDD
rtcw&Stary100722000029957500/01/01/20/0DDKK
rtcw67235800009321389180/01/04/80/0

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Player Chats
des.jOKER [Warmup]: you have to use ur cb name
des.jOKER [Warmup]: melikemilk
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [Countdown]: hf kardon
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[11:47]: Karl:d) connected
[11:42]: Allies team locked from spectators by rtcw&Stary
Karl:d) [10:01]: God I hate that Stary kid :\
LOWSKILLED [9:50]: Im sure he hates you too :P
Karl:d) [9:47]: Good
Karl:d) [9:44]: Hope he dies in af ire.
LOWSKILLED [9:44]: Haha :P
Karl:d) [9:33]: Like no lie
LOWSKILLED [9:24]: isnt that a tad extreme? D:
LOWSKILLED [9:19]: :XD
Karl:d) [9:19]: Wanna hear extreme?
Karl:d) [9:17]: I can do extreme
[9:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
LOWSKILLED [9:11]: Go wild
Karl:d) [9:08]: K
[9:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
Karl:d) [8:29]: I can first cut out his tongue and then sew him ass to mouth with his dog. After that I'll give his dog laxitives so his dog shi
Karl:d) [8:28]: shits in his mouth
Karl:d) [8:12]: After that, I'll RIP him off his dogs ass and make him eat the shit that comes out of his ass
Karl:d) [8:08]: Extreme enough for ya?
Karl:d) [7:45]: I won't carefully rip him either..I'll violently do it
LOWSKILLED [7:40]: Thats some serious shit right there
Karl:d) [7:37]: Rofl :D
LOWSKILLED [7:31]: Perhaps you have issues, but who am I to judge right?
[7:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Karl:d) [7:27]: :D!
[7:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LOWSKILLED [7:24]: :D
Karl:d) [7:05]: I could continue
Karl:d) [7:04]: If you like
Karl:d) [6:56]: I'm sure my mind can think of more.
Karl:d) [6:55]: To do
Karl:d) [6:37]: Instead of the ill mind of Hopsin, start making an ill mind of Karl
LOWSKILLED [6:32]: You have the right to free speech dude, go ahead
Karl:d) [6:29]: :DD
Karl:d) [6:02]: Lets make a vote, to any of the ETTV viewers../q Kaarl if you want to hear me talk more about Stary.
LOWSKILLED [6:01]: Just type it here and we can copy it into a novel from the gtv stats at a later date
Karl:d) [5:32]: :DDD
[5:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Karl:d) [5:17]: Only 6 @ ettv anyway
Karl:d) [4:58]: Uhm
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [4:58]: :S
Karl:d) [4:51]: Lets see what else I can think of.
LOWSKILLED [4:51]: If you think about it though, having 7 people sat listening to you tell a story is quite a lot
Karl:d) [4:44]: True.
[4:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
LOWSKILLED [4:19]: I don't doubt that that mind of yours can conjure up some nasty, nasty shit
Karl:d) [4:15]: Btw shoutout to the love of my fucking life, Deryn Combstock. Sqzz aka Gavin..I'm going to steal her from you someday , sir.
LOWSKILLED [3:37]: Well isnt that cute :3
[3:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Karl:d) [3:33]: <3
[3:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Karl:d) [2:58]: >>>lol<<<
Karl:d) [2:57]: >>>lol<<<
Karl:d) [2:42]: Did I hear what I think I heard
Karl:d) [2:41]: ?
rtcw&sTKz [2:18]: 8D
rtcw&sTKz [2:18]: 8D
rtcw&sTKz [2:18]: 8D
Karl:d) [2:16]: 8D
Karl:d) [2:16]: 8D
rtcw&sTKz [2:12]: 8D
rtcw&sTKz [2:12]: 8D
des.kARDON [1:55]: fucking nerd
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [1:51]: stfu cancerface
des.kARDON [1:46]: you
Karl:d) [1:44]: I guess we can just sum the story up with I fucking hate Stary and wish he would grow up. Thinking he is cool because he can ddo
des.kARDON [1:43]: are a nerd
Karl:d) [1:43]: Ddos*
LOWSKILLED [1:22]: Not gonna lie, that was somewhat of an anticlimax :(
[1:20]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:39
Karl:d) [Intermission]: but I just really hate the guy. :\
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LOWSKILLED [Countdown]: Why? :P
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[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [10:03]: wtf.
rtcw&sTKz [10:02]: 8D
LOWSKILLED [10:01]: :{D
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [9:58]: lag moch
Karl:d) [9:51]: Kardon didn't smash his keyboard on that one :s
LOWSKILLED [9:38]: He kissed it
[9:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Karl:d) [8:41]: They need st, gimme it
Karl:d) [8:40]: :DDDDDD
[8:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LOWSKILLED [8:15]: Haha nahh i'm not that lame, sorry :D
Karl:d) [8:12]: True.
LOWSKILLED [8:07]: Nice try though :P
Karl:d) [8:06]: I wouldn't give them it anyway.
LOWSKILLED [8:03]: Haha :D
Karl:d) [7:55]: Even though I hate Stary TAHT much.
Karl:d) [7:54]: But , no.
LOWSKILLED [7:39]: Fair play is still a virtue bro
Karl:d) [7:32]: Also true.
Karl:d) [7:21]: >>>lol<<<
Karl:d) [7:21]: >>>lol<<<
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Karl:d) [6:50]: LOL
LOWSKILLED [6:37]: What happened?
Karl:d) [5:48]: 2-0 rtcw.
LOWSKILLED [5:38]: At this rate, yeah
Karl:d) [5:28]: It might happen
Karl:d) [5:27]: Dunno
LOWSKILLED [5:17]: They've got plenty of time tbh, now they have the gate
Karl:d) [5:14]: Honestly I don't care who wins. Both teams have at least one person I don't like.
[5:10]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
LOWSKILLED [4:56]: I'm just here cause I'm bored as fuck so me neither :P
LOWSKILLED [4:47]: Who don't you like from descent?
Karl:d) [4:31]: Eh..He has his moments of not being a complete dick head..but joker.
[4:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
LOWSKILLED [4:19]: Doesn't everyone though! (:
LOWSKILLED [4:08]: Especially online..
[3:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LOWSKILLED [2:33]: Told you, they're probably gonna make it :P
Karl:d) [1:04]: Brb going to get some dinner.
LOWSKILLED [0:59]: Righto!
[0:52]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:47 (original: 10:39)
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Karl:d) [9:49]: :D!
Karl:d) [9:49]: :D!
Karl:d) [9:49]: :D!
[9:17]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:07]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
Karl:d) [8:36]: Love this map :)
LOWSKILLED [8:28]: Indeed.
Karl:d) [8:24]: Gg tbh
LOWSKILLED [8:15]: These guys play ice all the time ^^
Karl:d) [8:06]: That's why I love it. I used to play with them.
Karl:d) [8:03]: Jam and stkz
[8:00]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:59
des.bN [Intermission]: our best map
LOWSKILLED [Intermission]: Yeah I never used to play it that much, but jam and karma etc got me into it :P
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Karl:d) [Warmup]: Best map ever tbh.
rtcw&Stary [Warmup]: I can hit you in the most impossible positions but when I lean and try to rape i only get bodys
des.kARDON [Countdown]: wow i really care
LOWSKILLED [Countdown]: Now I'd rather pick this over supply etc, fuck grush though, cannot stand that map
des.kARDON [Countdown]: REALLY CARE
rtcw&Stary [Countdown]: u are an idiot anyway
rtcw&Stary [Countdown]: ^^
des.jOKER [Countdown]: mayb cuz i was lookign up
des.jOKER [Countdown]: lol?
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Karl:d) [1:45]: I'd rather have Ice or Delivery or Adlernest..something I can do my sick tj's on :(
Karl:d) [1:43]: :)*
[1:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
Karl:d) [1:21]: Uh oh!
Karl:d) [1:17]: Could it happen?
[1:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
LOWSKILLED [0:59]: Oh my
LOWSKILLED [0:56]: SO EXCITING
Karl:d) [0:20]: UH OH
Karl:d) [0:19]: OH SHIT
Karl:d) [0:17]: OHHH SHITTTTT
[0:15]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
LOWSKILLED [0:13]: im worried
[0:07]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:51 (original: 1:59)
des.bN [Intermission]: ggs
rtcw&sTKz [Intermission]: :d?
Karl:d) [Intermission]: OHHHHHHH
[Intermission]: rtcw&sTKz disconnected
des.jOKER [Intermission]: d=LIOKL,
des.jOKER [Intermission]: LOL
Karl:d) [Intermission]: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
des.jOKER [Intermission]: LOL
des.jOKER [Intermission]: LOL
des.jOKER [Intermission]: LOL
LOWSKILLED [Intermission]: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
des.jOKER [Intermission]: JOKER
des.kARDON [Intermission]: ezpz
Karl:d) [Intermission]: THEY GOIN CRAZY
des.jOKER [Intermission]: WITH THE NRUN
Karl:d) [Intermission]: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
rtcw@kARMAZINHO [Intermission]: dat is gg mohn
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