French tard vs in game (2222 views)

fr Pupa
fr Fracziij
fr Rocc0
br abs1
br olavoL
br yousef


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
05.10.12 22:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ingaMeyouseF 63 kills
Killing Spree fTard.Fracziij 6 frags without being killed
Accountant fTard.Rocc0 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! fTard.Rocc0 25 gibs
...and stay dead! fTard.Rocc0 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ingaMeyouseF 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! fTard.Fracziij 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ingaMeabs1 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! fTard.Pupa 255 damage per frag
What objective? fTard.Rocc0 393 XP
Red Shirt ingaMeyouseF 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ingaMeabs1 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore fTard.Rocc0 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut fTard.Fracziij 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ingaMeolavoL 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
fTard.Fracziij55304417381222823785932420/00/336/457/220111668
fTard.Pupa7030446667012011799109873030/02/143/472/125716635
fTard.Rocc09039357632501121089110589910/01/154/483/319116847
fTard.71100114420240145430927301696360/03/1133/4812/321615047
ingaMeyouseF823366375521181147811340940/01/261/512/418214745
ingaMeabs15623635627111963136008790/00/133/403/318095210
ingaMeolavoL682564971612239914108611660/04/045/412/620215137
ingaMe6982814720818446027705282093390/05/0139/417/618813137
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fTard.Fracziij885089301018341886920/00/09/90/0TDKDDKKKKDDDDKDKKD
fTard.Pupa76501013000420711762580/00/18/92/0XDKK/KKDKDK/DDDKK//KDKDD
fTard.Rocc013790118130022258176400/00/011/60/0KD/KKKDKKDKKDK/KKDD
fTard.100190293016016616354121500/00/128/242/0
ingaMeyouseF100731414200220942224820/01/013/130/0KKKX/KDKDKDKDDKDKKDDDK/KDKDDK
ingaMeabs13352515301514902221410/00/06/100/0DT/DDDDDKK//DD//DKKKD
ingaMeolavoL5048510100318281718180/00/05/50/2//DDDD/KKKDKDDK
ingaMe61173243960110541261631410/01/024/280/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fTard.Fracziij2544520000514321708340/00/04/151/0/KD/DDDD/DK/KDDKDDDDKDDD/
fTard.Pupa64639143011245722001370/02/08/130/1XDKDKDKDDKK/DTDKKDDDKDKDD
fTard.Rocc0108841312201118102050840/00/014/120/0DTKKDKKDDDKK/DXDDDKKKKDDKKK
fTard.6619127465027569959582550/02/026/401/1
ingaMeyouseF93901415111423842103120/00/215/80/0K/KDK/KKDKKDDDDKKTKK/DKD/KKDSD
ingaMeabs1110671110310217521536360/00/010/91/0XDDKDKKDKKX/KKDDKK/KKSD
ingaMeolavoL93431415411418222060100/00/015/90/1TDKDKK//KKDKDKSKD/KKDKKDKDK/DD
ingaMe9920039408321059585699580/00/240/261/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fTard.Fracziij4496112510092191259500/00/310/111/2//DDDDDKK/KD/K/KDDKD//DDD/KKDD/KDKKD
fTard.Pupa771031418200533143491720/00/014/130/0K/DDK/DKKDK/DK/KDKDDKDK/DKDDDKKK
fTard.Rocc04587112450042866328000/01/110/180/1KDKDDDDD/DKD/DKDD/KDDKDDDDKDD/KDKKK
fTard.5528636678001883719366720/01/434/421/3
ingaMeyouseF10085181810062952283300/00/017/121/1DK/KDKK/DKKDDDKK/KXK/DKKDK/KK/KKDKDDD
ingaMeabs182117141710063071225120/00/112/92/1/KKDK/KKDK/KDKKDK/KD/KDDD/KDDKD
ingaMeolavoL809817211018334332871020/04/013/131/0D/KKK/K/KDDKDKDDDT/D/KK/KKK/KKK/KDDKDDD
ingaMe87300495630120936683711040/04/142/344/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fTard.Fracziij8911417194118278024041160/00/013/105/0/KKSDDDKD/DD/D/KK//KKTK/KDKD/KDKKKKKK
fTard.Pupa618813212001039573534360/00/013/120/0DKK//KKD/KDKD/KKDDK/DDDXK//K//DKK/D
fTard.Rocc0115132221950053957349570/00/019/123/2DDK/KDK/KKKDKK/DKKDKDKDDKKK/DK/KDKKDKKDDK
fTard.8833452591111231069494331590/00/045/348/2
ingaMeyouseF6088172811064048418000/00/016/181/3/DKDK/DDKDDDD/KK/DDKDKK/KKDKD/DDKDKSKDDKKDKDD
ingaMeabs125052000060000/00/05/120/2K/DD/DKDKKD/D/KDD/DD/DDDD
ingaMeolavoL52671325000829213796360/00/012/141/3/KDK/D/KK/K//KDKDDKDKD/DDKDKD/DDDKDKDD
ingaMe4615535731102069697976360/00/033/442/8

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Player Chats
ingaMeyouseF [Countdown]: PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:00]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
fTard.Rocc0 [4:47]: :D
[4:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:35]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:24
fTard.Rocc0 [Intermission]: how many times i died behind a wall
fTard.Rocc0 [Intermission]: dat ping
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba
[6:40]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:28]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:07]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:07]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:07]: FIGHT!
fTard.Rocc0 [2:37]: :D
fTard.Rocc0 [2:34]: it's afucking joke
[2:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
fTard.Pupa [1:41]: fucking ping !
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ingaMeolavoL [0:13]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ingaMeyouseF [0:12]: hdasihoadsihpoads
[0:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:17 (original: 7:24)
ingaMeabs1 [Intermission]: huehuehue
fTard.Fracziij [Intermission]: :DDDDDd
ingaMeolavoL [Intermission]: perdedores
fTard.Rocc0 [Intermission]: your hitboxes good damn hell..
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: skilled mates :XDDDDDDDDDD
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba
fTard.Rocc0 [Warmup]: you're the first one who got full at the last rush yousef
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: though they had it
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: was on ts3
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: GG
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: nice games
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: and
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: BOOM
[9:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:14]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
fTard.Rocc0 [4:53]: :D?
fTard.Rocc0 [4:53]: :D?
fTard.Rocc0 [4:52]: :D?
[3:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ingaMeyouseF [1:32]: only
[1:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:42
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba
ingaMeyouseF [4:40]: :]
ingaMeyouseF [4:32]: abs1: esse cara tem um sexto sentido
ingaMeolavoL [4:26]: sétimo*
ingaMeyouseF [3:26]: sexto sentido
[0:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[0:19]: ingaMeabs1 disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:42)
ingaMeyouseF [Intermission]: wpwpwpw
[Intermission]: fTard.Rocc0 disconnected
[Intermission]: fTard.Fracziij disconnected
[Intermission]: ingaMeolavoL disconnected
[Intermission]: ingaMeyouseF disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.