cock and balls torture vs noPulse (2920 views)

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CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
16.10.12 14:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth no'PLS GiZmOoO 101 kills
Killing Spree cabt ironic LEGGO 6 frags without being killed
Accountant no'PLS GiZmOoO 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! no'PLS GiZmOoO 26 gibs
...and stay dead! no'PLS/<nocker 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning no'PLS GiZmOoO 88 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cabt eraz 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer no'PLS/<nocker 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! no'PLS/Leonidasss 239 damage per frag
What objective? no'PLS GiZmOoO 700 XP
Red Shirt no'PLS/<nocker 97 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? no'PLS/<nocker 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cabt ironic LEGGO 196 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cabt eraz 4 team kills
Gingerbread man no'PLS/Leonidasss 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
no'PLS/<nocker3433133971411155932110102480/03/427/724/7180112312
no'PLS GiZmOoO116700101862613242169915024570/08/288/595/221517365
no'PLS/Leonidasss62491609718032813761139553080/04/253/646/522914458
no'PLS69152219428058276741392399896130/015/2168/6415/520814358
cabt eraz64431589011142812005118575580/04/448/489/920713068
cabt jMz zLoLoL77451739513002313105159561570/01/569/663/6180168410
cabt ironic LEGGO100575808019022014879135791650/01/477/534/218617066
cabt 79145721126543167139989413928800/06/4194/5316/219115658
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker28666214005111320571020/01/05/160/2/KDDD/DD/DDKXDDKD/DKXDDDD/KKD
no'PLS GiZmOoO8214019231001848103737100/02/118/140/0KD//K/K/DK/KDKDTDKKDK/KK/DDK/DDDKDKKDKKKDKD
no'PLS/Leonidasss45115920201625273221140/00/110/120/1/D/KDDK/DD/DKKD/DKK/DDDDKDDTKK
no'PLS523213464160219845090151260/03/233/420/3
cabt eraz607912203001124572656900/01/19/82/0///D/K/KK/D/KKDDDDK/KK/KK/DKKDD/
cabt jMz zLoLoL7593152010062782327300/01/114/140/0/KD//KDK/KKDDKK/KDDKDXDK/KKKDKDKDDDD
cabt ironic LEGGO1001281818401737762521540/00/118/101/0DKK/KK/D/KDK/DKKD/D/KKTK/KDKDKKDDKDKK
cabt 78300455880124901584501440/02/341/323/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker5570112060041528226200/00/28/123/2/DDDDDDKDDKD//K/KKDDDDKKKDKKKDD
no'PLS GiZmOoO133130201540034026299200/00/020/120/0K/K/KKDKKDDKDKKKDKKKDKKKKDDDK/KDKDD
no'PLS/Leonidasss618013211005268429771070/01/011/151/1K/KKK/KDDKDDDKDD/D/K/DKKKDKDDDDKDD
no'PLS832804456110012823882311070/01/239/394/3
cabt eraz569213232013261025631360/02/110/172/3DKDDDKDKDTX/KKDKDDKDKD/DDDDD/KKDDKKDKD
cabt jMz zLoLoL1051351817300527132940450/00/017/111/2DDDK/KXKK/KKKKD///DKDDKKKDKDDKKDDKKK
cabt ironic LEGGO921271314701229082735390/00/013/121/0D/KKDDT/DKKDKDKDDKKDKKDDKDKK
cabt 843544454120210823182382200/02/140/404/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker4655715111010372169720/00/07/121/1DDDDDKKKDKDDKDDKDKDDTSD
no'PLS GiZmOoO192173271440044173282400/02/025/100/2KKKKDDKDDKKDDK/KK/KDKKDK/KKKK/KDDKKKKKKXKKX
no'PLS/Leonidasss82113141770210350923531150/02/011/73/1D/KK/K/KD/KD/K/DDK/KDKKDK/KTX/K/TK
no'PLS1073414846121314871973461870/04/043/294/4
cabt eraz4377716111622532039620/00/16/81/1K/D//DDKD/DKKKDKDDKD/STD/
cabt jMz zLoLoL45621022100326713449400/00/29/171/1KDDK/KDKDKK/KDK/DDDDKDDDDDDDDDXKD
cabt ironic LEGGO60691423200424223231360/00/112/162/2DDKKKK//KDDDKDDDDDDKKDDK/KKDDKDK/DKDD
cabt 49208316141113734687191380/00/427/414/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker3625411200173488300/00/04/100/0DDDK/DDKDDDKKDD
no'PLS GiZmOoO128589710031536895180/01/04/41/0KKK/DDK/DKKD/KKK
no'PLS/Leonidasss304031040039271104540/00/03/50/2DD//DDK/DKDKD
no'PLS651231628700731972882720/01/011/191/2
cabt eraz120506520119936721460/00/04/13/1DKDK/KTKDKKD
cabt jMz zLoLoL85426710017591420540/00/16/50/1/KDKDDXKDKKDKD
cabt ironic LEGGO1286197000111301105360/00/09/50/0KKDK/KKKKKKDDDDD
cabt 11115321193013288231972360/00/119/113/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker2799518100310712307740/02/23/120/2DDDDKDDDDDKDDDD/D/KXK/DK
no'PLS GiZmOoO881261618402345403192110/03/113/142/0KDDTDKDKKDDDDKK/KKDKDDKDKKK/KDKKDT/D
no'PLS/Leonidasss57711119100123952724180/00/110/181/0KDDKKDDXDDDDDKDDKKDDDDDKDKD/KKK
no'PLS5729632556027800682231030/05/426/443/2
cabt eraz927413142015230022771060/01/112/61/2KKKKK/D/KDKDKKK/KDTDK//DDKDD
cabt jMz zLoLoL95831920400532643196180/00/118/141/1DK/K/KK/KKKKDKDKDDKXDDKDD/DK/KKDKDKDDKKD
cabt ironic LEGGO114114161420062659253300/01/115/70/0DKDK/DK/KKDK/KK/KKKKKK/KD/KDDD
cabt 100271484880116822380061240/02/345/272/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
no'PLS/<nocker0160120002449133200/00/00/100/0/DDDD/DDDDDD
no'PLS GiZmOoO11173109310326141384180/00/08/52/0KD/D/DKKK/DKKDKKKSK
no'PLS/Leonidasss10072101030031719157600/01/08/71/0KDKK/KD/DKKKKKDD/KDD
no'PLS701612031610847824292180/01/016/223/0
cabt eraz5859712100213921650180/00/07/80/2DKDK/KDDDDKKKDKD/DD
cabt jMz zLoLoL5536593003916167800/00/05/50/1KDKKDDD///KKDD
cabt ironic LEGGO2507610440001984145400/00/110/30/0KDKKKKDKDKKDKK
cabt 1211712225800542924782180/00/122/160/3

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Player Chats
[11:26]: low+max connected
[11:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:22]: Axis team locked from spectators by cabt jMz zLoLoL
cabt jMz zLoLoL [11:21]: the fuck
[11:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: no'PLS/Fragnon disconnected
[10:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt ironic LEGGO [7:18]: wat
[6:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
cabt eraz [2:57]: plz
[2:29]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cabt ironic LEGGO [1:19]: wtf maat
cabt ironic LEGGO [0:36]: UNHIT PIECE OF CANCER
[0:23]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:36
cabt eraz [Intermission]: wp
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: IMMA MERC YA BLAD'
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:14]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: :D
[9:16]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cabt ironic LEGGO [1:41]: oke man
no'PLS/<nocker [0:28]: fucking wife talking ffs
[0:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:09 (original: 11:36)
cabt eraz [Intermission]: ^^
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: :D
cabt eraz [Intermission]: wp
no'PLS/<nocker [Intermission]: whore
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: give her that D
cabt eraz [Countdown]: hf
cabt ironic LEGGO [Countdown]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:20]: :D
[10:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:46]: leo
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:44]: wtf?
cabt jMz zLoLoL [8:37]: :D:D:DD:
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:35]: ik hoorde je valle man
cabt ironic LEGGO [7:43]: krijg toch kanker met deze map dan
[7:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:57]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: :D
[5:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:50]: :_DDDDDDDDD
[4:24]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:20]: giz
cabt jMz zLoLoL [3:19]: HAHAHA
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:18]: XD
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:12]: nu mag je toch echt oprotten
no'PLS GiZmOoO [2:50]: daar kijk je toch altijd komop zeg
cabt ironic LEGGO [2:46]: jij wel he
no'PLS GiZmOoO [2:39]: tegen hoekjescampers wel ja
cabt ironic LEGGO [2:28]: zegt er een ietsh ah
[1:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cabt eraz [0:17]: how retard
cabt eraz [0:14]: you we r camper
cabt eraz [0:10]: and*
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: IMMA MERC YA BLAD'
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:14]: smart
[8:13]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:13]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:10]: fucking raping bitches
[8:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:39]: gg wp
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:38]: great map
[6:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:28 (original: 12:00)
cabt eraz [Intermission]: xD
cabt eraz [Intermission]: true
cabt jMz zLoLoL [Intermission]: tails
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:35]: ....
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:49]: serieus gast
[7:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:14]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:16]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:16]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:15]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:15]: :D
[4:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
cabt eraz [3:26]: OK
cabt eraz [3:25]: SURE
cabt eraz [3:21]: i can believe
[3:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:47]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:48]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:11
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: IMMA MERC YA BLAD'
cabt eraz [10:54]: k
[10:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:17]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
cabt eraz [8:00]: phone
[8:00]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: gizmo, jij gata toch lan met tbs?
[8:00]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: ja man
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: :D
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: :D
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: lekker zo een map met 50 fps
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: toplaptop
[8:00]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: balen man
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: dat kan je wel zegge
[8:00]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: live star wars action
[8:00]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: ik moet godverdomme 3 uur reizen om er te komen omdat ze aan t spoor werken -_-
[8:00]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: ja kk zooi ik moet 5 voor 6 op
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: XD
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: LOL
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: om op tijd te komen
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: wie verzint dat
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: 9 uur spelen
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: wtf
[8:00]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: heb ik ff mazzel dat ik er pas om 1 uur hoef te zijn
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: kan pas vanaf 3 in t hotel he
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: ofja, ik iig
[8:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: o ja ik weet daar eig niks van, woo regelt alles
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: xd
[8:00]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: :D
[8:00]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:00]: FIGHT!
cabt jMz zLoLoL [7:54]: srslyt
cabt jMz zLoLoL [7:51]: kankerop gap
cabt eraz [7:39]: stop it gizmo
no'PLS GiZmOoO [7:24]: kijk maar terug
no'PLS GiZmOoO [7:22]: als je niet gelooft
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:56]: :D
no'PLS/Leonidasss [5:44]: gg
[5:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
no'PLS GiZmOoO [4:40]: gg
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:30]: some intense shit
cabt eraz [3:58]: k
no'PLS GiZmOoO [3:58]: "D
[3:52]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:19 (original: 11:11)
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: gg wp
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: culan
cabt eraz [Intermission]: GIZMO you made some crazy smg frags
cabt jMz zLoLoL [Intermission]: gg wp
no'PLS/<nocker [Intermission]: fcking GR
no'PLS GiZmOoO [Intermission]: ye
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: most frags=skill
no'PLS GiZmOoO [Intermission]: klopt

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