bSTURZ vs I don\'t care man (3174 views)

se fuchS
de sPECULA
si sLy
cz milhAus
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
at DrLagAlot
pt saeba
ee Sinnu
pl staminaboy
be chry
ro Stary
28.10.12 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bSTURZ.Swanidius 80 kills
Killing Spree IRREPLACEABLE 12 frags without being killed
Accountant bSTURZ.Swanidius 170% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! bSTURZ.Swanidius 24 gibs
...and stay dead! IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN 60% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bSTURZ.Swanidius 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bSTURZ.sPECULA 33 SPAM kills
Fragstealer IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN 121 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! idc::smok::man 280 damage per frag
What objective? bSTURZ.Swanidius 467 XP
Red Shirt idc::DrLagAlot::man 89 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? idc::smok::man 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore IRREPLACEABLE 222 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bSTURZ.sPECULA 5 team kills
Gingerbread man bSTURZ milhAus <3 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
idc^E::StARy^E::man723545069150368881117934410/10/647/395/1617817177
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN4416624545044412179124240/01/725/302/1217214735
idc::DrLagAlot::man3520531891403106661107474260/10/930/494/1421512138
idc::chry::man872926170120291036685073140/016/813/4232/1017012256
idc::smok::man39241307660168004121563410/00/429/492/18267160212
idc::waterMelon::man72340486615128874091423640/05/830/409/1118213658
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN2675519300213103078360/00/14/101/526216227
idc::5616732494437011545480836333523460/022/1178/1055/520714648
bSTURZ.sPECULA10334565632305191098061695650/033/41/2933/121699835
bSTURZ milhAus <39135760651511211103695323710/03/348/3310/818414454
IRREPLACEABLE1294235341130210951576032420/03/549/213/4180185126
bSTURZ.Swanidius1704678047240491124191034150/02/371/2811/914119485
bSTURZ.^PsLyzzzzz1363667554201191029484432012/02/552/2920/1513715466
^TbSTURZ ^WjRRKKKO893116269211020105277251660/02/435/359/717010446
bSTURZ115226939533911631388635934810118602/045/4256/3586/716414765
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
idc^E::StARy^E::man12014324208001410438101840/00/221/143/3KKDKDDKKKKKKDDKDKKKKKKKDKD/KDKDKDDKKKDDDDDDD
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN698916233013243034242370/01/214/162/3KK/DDDKK/DDKKDDKDKDKDDTKDKKK/KDXDDXKKDDDDD
idc::DrLagAlot::man6511517266006311734541330/00/414/143/3/DDK/KDDK/KDDKDKDKD/DKDDDXDKKKDDDK/KKDDKK/DK
idc::chry::man13012930235017429320491370/011/20/1218/2/K/KKKKD/KKKKK/KKKDKKDDKKKDK/KK//KDDKKKDKKKDDDTKDKDDDD
idc::smok::man589214244014307039352510/00/113/182/2/KDKDKDKD/DDTDDDK//KKDDDKDKXKKDKDKDDKDDD
idc::waterMelon::man6913118269126348827553140/00/310/114/6DKDKDDK/D/SXKDK/DDKDKDKD/TKTKDDKKKK/DKDKDK/DDKD
idc::85699119142351527205021942712560/012/1472/8532/19
bSTURZ.sPECULA649716256014291327162540/010/41/116/7KKDDKKDT/DKKDKDXDDDKDKDDDDDKKDDKDKKK//D/KDD
bSTURZ milhAus <310915123217112402238172050/01/117/136/5KKDKDKDKTKKKKDDDKDDKKDDKDKKKDKKD/KDDKDDKDKKD/S
IRREPLACEABLE541041222300230234009680/00/112/150/3DDKDKDKDDDDKDKKDDKKD/KDDDDDDKDDK/K
bSTURZ.Swanidius13517227208013379236841250/01/325/102/4/KDKDXKKDDDKKTKDKKKKKKKKDDDDKDDDDK/KKKDKDKKKKKDK/
bSTURZ.^PsLyzzzzz901232022710129343601180/00/116/114/7DDKDKKDDDDDDKKDDKDKDDKK/DKDDKKDKDKSKKDKKKK
^TbSTURZ ^WjRRKKKO641101625500327432675180/01/114/121/6D/DDDKDKKDDDKDXK/DDDKDDDKKDKDDKDDDK/KDKKKK
bSTURZ8675711413536231519427205026880/013/1185/7219/32

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
idc^E::StARy^E::man6312514223022302441841190/00/013/142/6DDDTDKDKKKDDKDDDKDDDKKD//KDDTKKDKDDKDK
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN29778272031169144881870/00/511/120/7DDTDDKDDKDDDKDKDDKDDDDDKDTDDDDDKDKDT/D
idc::DrLagAlot::man2548935500324173674360/10/49/180/5D/KKDKDDDDXKDDDDDDKDDDDD/KDDDDDKXDDD/KDDDDDDKD
idc::chry::man868920234010349629441770/05/54/1512/4DKDDXKDDKDKDKKDDDDKDKDKDKDDKDDDKKDKDKKDKDKTKK
idc::smok::man3484926200026304238540/00/29/150/8KDDDDDDDKDDDKDDKKDKDDDDKDDDKDDDXDDKD
idc::waterMelon::man117137201760013122339700/02/217/121/4DDDKKDKDKKDDKKKKKDKDKDKDDDKKK/KDDKDKXKX
idc::59560801502206716380229255730/17/1863/8615/34
bSTURZ.sPECULA1291213124120410461520213110/018/00/1016/4KDK/KDTKKT/KKDDKTKKDKKKD/KKTKDK/D/KKK/KKD/KD/KKKDKK/DDK/KKD
bSTURZ milhAus <363891422400631473057900/00/111/133/2DDKK/KDKKDDKKDDDKDD/DK/K/KKDD/KK/DDD
IRREPLACEABLE1331452015700834522266190/00/217/53/0K/K//KXKKKKKDDKKKKDKKD/K/KD/DKK/K/KD
bSTURZ.Swanidius145159322212006486039771750/00/027/135/4KK/KDKK/DKK/KDKKDKKDKDDKKK/K/KDK/DKDKKKKKDKDXKKDKDKKDKD
bSTURZ.^PsLyzzzzz13310320154012273429031571/02/317/71/5KKKDKXDDKKDKDX/KKDKKKDDKKDK/DDKTKKKDKD
^TbSTURZ ^WjRRKKKO11310926231200941172156360/00/311/126/0K/K/KXKKK/K/DDKKDDKKD//KDKK/KKDKKK/DDKKK/KDKKDDKDD
bSTURZ11972614312151054122925163807881/020/983/6034/15
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
idc^E::StARy^E::man448612274013175337991380/10/413/110/7DDDKK/DK/DDDDDKDDDKDKDKDK/DDDDKDDDKTKDKD
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN000400000000/00/00/20/2XXDD
idc::DrLagAlot::man17425283031112736192570/00/17/171/6TDTKDDDDTDDDDDDDKDDDD/DDDKKDDKDDDDDD
idc::chry::man4574112430022577351400/00/19/152/4D/DDKDDDDDKDDKDKDKDKDD/DKDKDKDDDKKD
idc::smok::man2665726000223043983360/00/17/160/8KDKDDKDKXDDDDDDD/D/DDKDDDDDDDDKKDD
idc::waterMelon::man43721023000121302990500/03/33/174/1KKDK/DDKDDDKDDDDKDDDKKDKDDDDDXDDKD
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN2675519300213103078360/00/14/101/5K/DDDDKD/DDDDDKKDDDDDKDD
idc::294145015113041111201209835170/13/1143/888/33
bSTURZ.sPECULA128127181450053452143200/05/00/811/1KKDD/KKDKK/KK/KKDKDDKKDKDKK//KKD
bSTURZ milhAus <310411723224001338672658760/02/120/71/1KDKD/K/DKKK/KKK/DKDK//K///KK//KDDK/KK/KKDKKDK
IRREPLACEABLE5251742143020304013281550/03/220/10/1DKKKKKTKKKKKKKKDKTDKKKDKKKK
bSTURZ.Swanidius4201362154030258914421150/01/019/54/1KDKKKDKKKKTKTKTKDKKXKKKKKDKKKD
bSTURZ.^PsLyzzzzz2051403517900646261939261/00/119/1115/3KK/KK/K/KKDK/KKXKKKKKKDKKXKXKXKKKKDDDKDKK/KKKDDKK/KDKDKD
^TbSTURZ ^WjRRKKKO95922021410836672420120/01/010/112/1K/DDDKDKKKDKKK/DKSD/KDKDK/KK/DKKK/DK/K/DK
bSTURZ2467861388329153221241112193841/012/488/4333/8

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Player Chats
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: no
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: who the fuck goes that mad over paintings
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: fuchs raping nerds
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: cuz he can
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Warmup]: fuchs is the special guest
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Warmup]: marilyn manson
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: sinnu
IRREPLACEABLE [Warmup]: so true
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: v6tke rahulikult nyyd :D
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: :D
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: robi mad?
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: mhm :D
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Warmup]: oled sä nähny holz?
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: HAHAHIA
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: robert
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: WHY MAD
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: mad cuz hitler
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: let's go!
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: like a polak
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: HEIL
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: sup
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: CHILL
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: ROBA
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: CHILL
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: never
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: fine
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: bb then
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Warmup]: i rup when 10 or more ppl
idc::waterMelon::man [Warmup]: accept score
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Warmup]: cu
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Warmup]: speccing*
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: adolf shitler rup
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Countdown]: chry.. we dont stand a chance
CupskiBuratiino [Countdown]: codi hiljem
idc::DrLagAlot::man [Countdown]: glhf
CupskiRobert [Countdown]: gl hf
idc::waterMelon::man [Countdown]: võib isegi
CupskiBuratiino [Countdown]: Good Luck & Have Fun!
idc::waterMelon::man [Countdown]: vast
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bSTURZ.sPECULA [14:07]: ?
[10:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:51]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [7:01]: that lotto rifle
[5:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:16]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:18]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:41
idc::DrLagAlot::man [Intermission]: nice hitbox on the feed?
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN [Warmup]: aardbei
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: that's old!
[12:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:48]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [10:55]: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NADE:DDDDDDDDD
CupskiRobert [9:32]: chry :XD
idc::chry::man [9:32]: lol
idc::chry::man [9:31]: :D
CupskiRobert [9:29]: n1
CupskiBuratiino [9:22]: i dont follow him :(
CupskiRobert [9:17]: leaned on main
CupskiRobert [9:10]: shot the door and almost killed himself :D
CupskiBuratiino [9:08]: gonna do it now :D
CupskiBuratiino [9:02]: :DDDDDDDD OH lol
bSTURZ.Swanidius [8:29]: vokkiXD
idc^E::StARy^E::man [8:15]: niiooooo
CupskiRobert [8:04]: there goes my money
CupskiBuratiino [7:57]: :D
CupskiBuratiino [7:54]: nah you are safe
CupskiBuratiino [7:48]: sinnus bot just failing
CupskiRobert [6:47]: come on, they cannot into tank
CupskiRobert [6:40]: had nice hold but fail at the end and now fail
CupskiBuratiino [6:36]: they will but only when 3mins left
CupskiBuratiino [6:33]: its replay
idc::chry::man [6:33]: :(
CupskiRobert [6:30]: sure
CupskiBuratiino [6:25]: :D
bSTURZ.Swanidius [6:02]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
idc::chry::man [5:46]: this rifle :p
IRREPLACEABLE [4:04]: wow
bSTURZ.Swanidius [2:04]: roberto im hacking :( this is unreal
bSTURZ.Swanidius [2:00]: ban me
CupskiBuratiino [1:51]: fail
CupskiBuratiino [1:11]: sul krdi 20fps, et nii hilja lased?
idc::waterMelon::man [1:04]: 60 hetkel
idc::DrLagAlot::man [0:55]: FUFUFUFU
CupskiBuratiino [0:54]: sa lased nagu reaalselt 1-2 sec hiljem :D
idc^E::StARy^E::man [0:18]: BYHE
bSTURZ.^PsLyzzzzz [0:17]: milhaus nub
bSTURZ milhAus <3 [0:13]: :D
bSTURZ milhAus <3 [0:13]: :D
idc::waterMelon::man [0:02]: raske pelada
idc::waterMelon::man [0:00]: kui keegi ei kuula
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:41)
CupskiBuratiino [Intermission]: :D
idc::waterMelon::man [Intermission]: mis mina ja chry räägime :D
CupskiBuratiino [Intermission]: seda kindlasti
idc^E::StARy^E::man [Intermission]: hahaha fuch
idc^E::StARy^E::man [Intermission]: aimboted !
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: nojah juhtub, oleks pidanud oma mixi tegema :)
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN [Warmup]: aardbei
CupskiBuratiino [Countdown]: 30. tirida veel
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Countdown]: rup lol is waiting for me
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Countdown]: hf
CupskiBuratiino [Countdown]: good luck & have fun
bSTURZ.Swanidius [11:51]: :D!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [11:51]: :D!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [11:51]: :D!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [11:51]: :D!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [11:51]: :D!
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
idc::DrLagAlot::man [10:47]: fu
idc::DrLagAlot::man [10:47]: :(
bSTURZ milhAus <3 [10:47]: ?(
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: ok getting ur spawntime from ettv
idc::DrLagAlot::man [10:47]: now I'm dead
[10:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: wait 50secs
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: we got skeit on ts
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: so nP
IRREPLACEABLE [10:47]: yeah kick saeba
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: go ahead.
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: :D
[10:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: LOLOL
idc^E::StARy^E::man [10:47]: skeit in
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: lagged out
idc^E::StARy^E::man [10:47]: skeit unmute
idc^E::StARy^E::man [10:47]: and join
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: nah
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: no ty
[10:47]: IDC::SAEBALAGALOT::MAN connected
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: normal saeba
[10:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
idc::DrLagAlot::man [10:47]: Skeit, join and you'll be a winnerman for once
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: already got 3 pocals! that's enough for me
[10:47]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: xD
idc::DrLagAlot::man [10:47]: blablabla
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: specula still on 1
idc^E::StARy^E::man [10:47]: burger king champ pocals?
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: no
[10:47]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:47]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:47]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: fu sinnu -.-
CupskiRobert [10:47]: prolly some eesti lans
[10:47]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
CupskiBuratiino [10:47]: ET related ofc
[10:47]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: =)
CupskiRobert [10:47]: 4 players
[10:47]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
idc::waterMelon::man [10:47]: G to the G
[10:47]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
bSTURZ.sPECULA [10:47]: sa oled munn
[10:47]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:47]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:47]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:47]: FIGHT!
IDC::^WSAEBALAGALOT::MAN [10:39]: atleast no more lags
[10:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:29]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:13]: IDC::SAEBALAGALOT::MAN Server command overflow
[9:57]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:10]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
idc::chry::man [7:33]: lol
idc::chry::man [7:28]: shitkeyboard
idc::chry::man [7:25]: dont wanna move
[7:05]: Axis have returned the objective!
CupskiRobert [6:00]: bb money
idc::chry::man [5:34]: so low so low
idc::chry::man [5:33]: :p
idc::waterMelon::man [3:50]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[3:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
bSTURZ.Swanidius [3:13]: :D!
idc::waterMelon::man [3:12]: yeah swani
idc::waterMelon::man [3:11]: hacker
idc::waterMelon::man [3:09]: youre just unhit
[3:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
idc::waterMelon::man [3:05]: you mongol
bSTURZ.sPECULA [3:03]: xD
[1:51]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
idc::DrLagAlot::man [0:57]: fu
idc::DrLagAlot::man [0:56]: :D
idc::waterMelon::man [0:19]: wp
idc::chry::man [0:16]: gg
idc::DrLagAlot::man [0:11]: gg wp
idc^E::StARy^E::man [0:03]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: IRREPLACEABLE disconnected
[Intermission]: idc::StARy::man disconnected
[Intermission]: IRREPLACEABLE connected
[Intermission]: idc::waterMelon::man disconnected
[Intermission]: idc::DrLagAlot::man disconnected
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Intermission]: :SSSSs
[Intermission]: IDC::SAEBALAGALOT::MAN disconnected
CupskiRobert [Intermission]: idc nice ego
[Intermission]: idc::smok::man disconnected
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Intermission]: omfgh
[Intermission]: IRREPLACEABLE disconnected
CupskiBuratiino [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: IRREPLACEABLE connected
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Intermission]: rly?
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: that's just sad
bSTURZ.Swanidius [Warmup]: beast
bSTURZ.sPECULA [Warmup]: this is lame
idc^E::StARy^E::man [Warmup]: :O
idc^E::StARy^E::man [Warmup]: WTF
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: :)
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: well can't do anytihng about it
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: gg wp bsturz
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: 3:0
CupskiRobert [Warmup]: thanks for playing, cu next time
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: cu guys
CupskiBuratiino [Warmup]: bb

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