QUAD5 UNPATCHED vs cock and balls torture (2246 views)

nl Dezyza
nl FarhanN
be SupNa
nl jMz
pl promen
pt saeba


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
01.11.12 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ 47 kills
Killing Spree ^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P] 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P] 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cabt JMZiNiHO 9 gibs
...and stay dead! cabt JMZiNiHO 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cabt SAEBA 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P] 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #QUAD5, FarhanN :] 274 damage per frag
What objective? cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ 286 XP
Red Shirt #QUAD5, FarhanN :] 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? #QUAD5, FarhanN :] 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P] 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #QUAD5, noob :] 2 team kills
Gingerbread man #QUAD5, noob :] 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
#QUAD5, FarhanN :]5927238649021494699328860/00/237/493/1249146310
#QUAD5, noob :]76268425550222829078562380/05/237/292/319714336
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P]82267414991112730781792120/02/038/362/217816465
D5, 7280712116823154825066253635360/07/0112/367/220815147
cabt SAEBA5725936625101385939381900/01/131/474/223914926
cabt JMZiNiHO69252365290118666376512830/00/236/281/418514737
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ84286475640117101078034660/02/344/342/221514336
cabt 7079711917018124825363250664390/03/3111/347/221314636
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#QUAD5, FarhanN :]64641117301426772769450/00/112/120/0DK/TKDDK/KDKDKDDDKDKD/KDDK/DK
#QUAD5, noob :]107931514201827042188890/02/113/41/1K/K/KDDKK//KKK/K/KTKDKDKKK//DD
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P]1231011613100221832306180/01/015/130/0KDK/KXKDDDKD/DKDKDKXKDDKKKKKKDK
D5, 98258424460214756472631520/03/240/291/1
cabt SAEBA4190102421042557296500/01/08/191/1KDDDDKD/KDD//DKDKDKKXKDDKD/DDDDKDSD
cabt JMZiNiHO7810211145014216322291330/00/112/90/0KDKDKK//DKKDDDKKT//KDDKDKD
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ4781919100625432370360/01/28/110/0D/DK/KDDD//DK/DDDKDKK/DKDDKK
cabt 55273305781114726375641690/02/328/391/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#QUAD5, FarhanN :]651121320100336123199180/00/012/171/1DKDDDKKD/KDKDKDDKDDKDDDK/KKDDKX/KD
#QUAD5, noob :]45719200006218924491080/01/08/120/2DDKDKDDKDK/D/DKDKDK/K//DDDDK/
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P]57711119311324883075420/00/011/141/1K/DDKDDDDDKSKD/KDKDKDDDKDKKTKD/
D5, 56254335941112828987231680/01/031/432/4
cabt SAEBA66831218200425522927720/00/19/133/0KDK/D/DKDDKDKKDDKDKK/DDKK/DDKD
cabt JMZiNiHO81831316100826122860360/00/013/60/2KK/KD/DKKK/D///KDK/KDDKK/KDKD
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ10585212020093559250200/00/020/111/0DK/KKK/DK/KKKDK/KKDKD/KKK/D/KK/KDDKDDKDK/
cabt 84251465450021872382891080/00/142/304/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#QUAD5, FarhanN :]235041720041729179200/00/04/130/0KDK/DKDDDD/D/DDDKDD/D
#QUAD5, noob :]92591213200522641953360/01/010/81/0/DDKKK/KKDKK/DK/DKDDKK/KD
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P]100578830021203140800/01/07/60/0KKDDKD/K/KDDDKKK
D5, 7216624387001151965153360/02/021/271/0
cabt SAEBA8145911000219221894180/00/09/90/1KXKDDDDKDKKDKK/KK/DDD
cabt JMZiNiHO813691130041195133000/00/19/60/0DDKK/KDKKK/DDK/K/DDK
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ1006599101120361972300/00/19/61/1TDKDDKKDDK/KDKKKDKD
cabt 871462731401751535196480/00/227/211/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#QUAD5, FarhanN :]100461010301314511568230/00/19/72/0KKTXDKKD/DKKKDDKD/K/KD
#QUAD5, noob :]75456810131133126650/01/16/50/0KKXT/KDKDDK/D/KD
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P]6638692005143313901520/00/05/31/1D/KDKK//KDK/K/D
D5, 80129222760211401742241800/01/220/153/1
cabt SAEBA55415910031562159500/00/05/60/0/D/KKDKDD/KDDK
cabt JMZiNiHO2731311000269312321140/00/02/71/2KDDDDDD/KD/KDD
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ100558800011969119000/01/07/60/1DDKKDK/KDKDKDDKK
cabt 6112716281006422440171140/01/014/191/3

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Player Chats
cabt JMZiNiHO [Warmup]: ke
cabt JMZiNiHO [Warmup]: oh its yours
cabt JMZiNiHO [Warmup]: :D
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ [Warmup]: we can change 2 deli
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ [Warmup]: if u want
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Warmup]: LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO
[10:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:30
#QUAD5, noob :] [Intermission]: gg
cabt SAEBA [Warmup]: aardbei
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Warmup]: LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Warmup]: LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO
[4:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
cabt JMZiNiHO [4:05]: the fuck
cabt JMZiNiHO [4:03]: waar was je
[3:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ [2:33]: wats 2nd
#QUAD5, noob :] [2:26]: adler
[2:23]: #QAUD5, Dezyza :]called a vote.
[2:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:21]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to adlernest)
[2:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[1:11]: cabt PROMENIGONZALEZcalled a vote.
[1:10]: Vote cancelled
[1:08]: cabt PROMENIGONZALEZcalled a vote.
[1:07]: Vote cancelled
[0:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt JMZiNiHO [0:19]: gigi
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [0:16]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:30)
[6:54]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ [4:00]: hp ?
[3:56]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:03
^R#^PQAUD^R5^P, ^WDezyza ^P^R:^P] [Intermission]: more than u
#QUAD5, noob :] [Intermission]: :D!
#QUAD5, noob :] [Intermission]: :D!
cabt SAEBA [Warmup]: aardbei
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Warmup]: LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO
[3:26]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:05]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:05]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:57 (original: 6:03)
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Intermission]: !
cabt JMZiNiHO [Intermission]: gigi
#QUAD5, FarhanN :] [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: cabt PROMENIGONZALEZ disconnected
[Intermission]: cabt SAEBA disconnected
[Intermission]: #QAUD5, Dezyza :] disconnected
[Intermission]: cabt JMZiNiHO disconnected

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