QUAD5 UNPATCHED vs cock and balls torture (2824 views)

nl jeewee
nl Farhann
nl Mustang
nl jMz
nl kARMA
ee Sinnu


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
12.11.12 00:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cabt kARMA 60 kills
Killing Spree +QuaD,=-5 MustanG 6 frags without being killed
Accountant cabt kARMA 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! +Quad,=-5 FarhanN 12 gibs
...and stay dead! +QuaD,=-5 MustanG 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cabt kARMA 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cabt kARMA 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! +QuaD,=-5 MustanG 257 damage per frag
What objective? +Quad,=-5 jeewee 338 XP
Red Shirt +Quad,=-5 jeewee 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cabt {jMz} 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cabt {jMz} 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cabt {jMz} 2 team kills
Gingerbread man +Quad,=-5 FarhanN 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG73321405512019820786801680/01/435/335/1120515867
+Quad,=-5 jeewee733384967100211981993321380/03/441/437/8200139412
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN753094864120118857190801510/04/137/424/317914256
+Quad,=-5 7496813718634043826597270924570/08/1113/4216/319514658
cabt {jMz}63275365790212673779003950/02/131/395/6187139413
cabt kARMA9232060651202181134594641590/01/350/3811/718914645
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T913175257100012901092331220/05/337/367/417316255
cabt 8391214817931044227092265976760/08/3118/3623/418314948
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG72931318201430543043590/00/111/103/4KKKT//D/DDK/DDDKDKKDKDKDDDKXKKDDK
+Quad,=-5 jeewee1111081917401433702525410/01/216/103/1K/DKKD/KKDKDKDK/KKKKDD/DKKKDKDTKDDKDK
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN7579152030072595269550/01/011/133/1DKX/KK/D/DDK/K/K/KDKDDKDDK/KKDDKDKKD
+Quad,=-5 86280475590215901982631050/02/338/339/6
cabt {jMz}3210182550062035283800/00/17/141/4KDKDKDK//DD/DDDDD///KDDKDDDDKDDDK
cabt kARMA81102182250053531344200/01/114/143/2DDDDKKKK/K/DDDKDK//KDKDKDDKDKK/KKDDKKDKD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T931371415300426972739320/02/012/100/1DDDD/K//KKDKKKKDK/KKDDKKKDDKD
cabt 69340406213001582639019320/03/233/384/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG551021018200425202508730/00/39/111/1KD/KDKDDKDK//D/DDDXKDDKDDKDKK
+Quad,=-5 jeewee4895122540042669323800/00/112/180/2K/DKKDKK/DDKD/DDDDDDDDDDKDKDDKDDKK/DK
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN521001019401425292794420/01/19/131/1/D/DK/DKK/KDDDDKDKDDKKTDKDDKDD
+Quad,=-5 522973262100112771885401150/01/530/422/4
cabt {jMz}1007416163016253821812370/02/014/101/0DK/DKDT/DDKK/KKK/KKDKKK/KDDK/DKKD
cabt kARMA120851815301631372577490/00/017/92/1K//KDDKKXKKD/KTK/KKKK/DDKKDKDK/KDKD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T8467161900062865296000/02/011/113/3DDKK/KDKD/DKDDKXKK/K/DKKDDK/KKK/KDDD
cabt 101226505060218854077182860/04/042/306/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG18492111001842140000/00/02/60/4DDK/DDDKDDDDD
+Quad,=-5 jeewee537571310011814180900/01/06/90/3KDD/KDDKDKDKDDKDDDDK
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN114841614500421302112680/02/010/90/1KK/KKK/K/DKK/KDDDKKDDDDDDKKKKK
+Quad,=-5 622082538700647865321680/03/018/240/8
cabt {jMz}16050851010105414201400/00/06/53/1DDKTKKKDKKKKXDD
cabt kARMA1336716123016259713421100/00/111/46/1KDKK/D/K/KKDDKKXKKKDKK/K/KTK/D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T5736814300016702024900/00/27/91/0DDDDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDDD
cabt 11715332317026532147863400/00/324/1810/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG18777158700017911729360/01/013/61/2KXDDKKKKDKDKDDKKDKKKKKKD
+Quad,=-5 jeewee91601112101219661760970/01/17/64/2/TKKDDDKKDKDDKDK/KKDKDDK
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN6346711000313171479360/00/07/70/0DKK/K/KDDKKDDDK/DD
+Quad,=-5 11418333318015507449681690/02/127/195/4
cabt {jMz}3650411000011101461180/00/04/100/1DDDDDDDKDDKDKKD
cabt kARMA506681610012080210300/00/18/110/3D/KDDDDKDKDKKKDDKDDDDKDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T1557714940021778151000/01/17/63/0KKKK/KDKDKKKDKDDK/DKKKD
cabt 801932636500349685074180/01/219/273/4

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Player Chats
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: LEGGO
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Warmup]: rup sinnu :)
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Warmup]: :D
cabt kARMA [Countdown]: hf!
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Countdown]: hf
cabt {jMz} [Countdown]: :{D
cabt {jMz} [Countdown]: 'xD Reash,: mag ik je nemen in je aarsje
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) you are hard in inet
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) i dont like ppl like you
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) estonian kurwo
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) cu at adroin lan
[14:48]: +Quad,=-5 FarhanNcalled a vote.
[14:47]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[14:13]: cabt kARMAcalled a vote.
[14:12]: Vote passed!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:41]: :D
[9:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [6:26]: :D
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [6:24]: expected tbh
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:42]: :<
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: D.
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:40]: :D
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
cabt kARMA [4:45]: :d
[4:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [1:12]: gg
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:02]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:01]: :D
[0:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:06
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: :D
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: LEGGO
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Countdown]: hffffff
cabt kARMA [Countdown]: hfhfhf
[9:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:38]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:07]: ÖOL
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:07]: LOL
[9:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:59]: :D
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [8:59]: :P
[8:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:40]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:29]: ;D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:57]: OH
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:56]: :D:D:D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:55]: :D:D:DD
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
cabt kARMA [6:28]: dat game :P
cabt kARMA [6:25]: 2 stoned
[6:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG [6:17]: 1
cabt {jMz} [6:09]: 3
cabt {jMz} [6:08]: :DDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:14]: P:D
[4:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [2:28]: OH :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [2:12]: ;D
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [1:44]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:42]: got the givb.
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:41]: :D
[1:41]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: :-D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:24 (original: 11:06)
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: EVVVIILLL
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: im so gone :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Warmup]: :D:DD
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: rup
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:21]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:09]: dont :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:08]: snipe :D:D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:03]: cant see you :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [10:41]: :D.
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [10:40]: :D:D
[10:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:34]: LOL
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:32]: dont push :D
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [9:30]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:06]: LO; :_D
cabt kARMA [8:42]: THESE BASTARDS TEAMMATES!
cabt {jMz} [8:38]: XDDDDD:D:D:
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:26]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:02]: :D:D
[7:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:51]: OH
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:51]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:45]: unfair :D:D:D
[7:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt kARMA [6:23]: OWWW MAN
[6:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:18]: OH
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:17]: cmon
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:17]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:15]: unfair :D
[6:15]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:07]: :D:D
cabt kARMA [6:04]: i cannotinto selfkilling on time
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:01]: :D
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:47]: OH
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:46]: cmon :D
cabt kARMA [5:42]: lol
cabt kARMA [5:31]: rofl:D:D:D
[5:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:29
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: so unfair :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: :D:D:D
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: LEGGO
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:45]: FU
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:44]: DONT SNIPE
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:43]: AKDLGAJSD
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:42]: :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[5:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:21]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:17]: POLHG
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:16]: :D
[5:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:12]: dont scare me :D
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [4:10]: :D
[3:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [3:02]: NO :D
[2:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cabt kARMA [2:33]: D
[2:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:59]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cabt kARMA [1:52]: :d
[1:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [0:05]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:29)
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: gg
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: unfair :D
[Intermission]: cabt kARMA disconnected
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: +QuaD,=-5 MustanG disconnected
[Intermission]: cabt {jMz} disconnected
[Intermission]: +Quad,=-5 jeewee disconnected
[Intermission]: +Quad,=-5 FarhanN disconnected

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