cock and balls torture vs Pornoduo (2712 views)

ee Sinnu
nl jMz
de Joka
de DaNe
09.12.12 03:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cbt Simply 74 kills
Killing Spree cbt Simply 5 frags without being killed
Accountant cbt Simply 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! /pD/Joka 12 gibs
...and stay dead! /pD/Joka 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cbt Simply 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! /pD/DaNe 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer /pD/DaNe 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! /pD/Joka 249 damage per frag
What objective? cbt Simply 488 XP
Red Shirt /pD/Joka 95 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? /pD/Joka 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cbt jMz 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cbt jMz 1 team kills
Gingerbread man /pD/DaNe 38 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cbt jMz66292497460123961510850940/04/244/402/1019614747
cbt Simply8548874878012914673115262172/06/358/519/519813258
cbt 7678012316114025224288223763112/010/3102/5111/519714058
/pD/Joka5745454951200261306412243360/10/548/576/724212939
/pD/DaNe6035955921101389312120451760/15/542/449/416913148
/pD/5881310918723016422376242882120/15/590/4415/420613049
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt jMz82871923300113490282600/01/118/80/3DK/DKKDKDK/DKK//DKK/K/K//KDDDKK/K/KK/DKKDD
cbt Simply1351272720100839212781440/01/021/115/1K/KDDDDK/KKDKDDKDKKK/KKK/KKKKK/DKDKK/KK/DK/KKDK
cbt 10921446434001974115607440/02/139/195/4
/pD/Joka321141031500529653525180/00/18/212/4DDKD/KDDKDDDKK/DDKDDDDDDDDDK/KK/DDDD/DKDD
/pD/DaNe511151427300726423886180/01/111/182/1K//K/KK/DKDK/DKD/KDDDDDDDKKDDDDDDKKD/DKKD
/pD/4222924588001256077411360/01/219/394/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt jMz7394141900042746317900/03/111/130/2/KDDDKXKDDKDD/DD/KDKKKK/KDKKKDDDDK
cbt Simply4610313281016348334371230/01/111/202/1D/DKDK/DTDDKDDDDKKK/K/KDDDDKK/DDDDDDDK/KKD
cbt 60197274710110622966161230/04/222/332/3
/pD/Joka831322024300942123192180/00/119/131/1DK/KKDKK/DKK/K/KDDKDD/KKDDDDKK/DKK/K/KK/KDDD
/pD/DaNe688317252001324043037180/02/314/91/0/KKK/D/KD/KDK/KD/KD/KKKKDDDDK//KDDK/K//DK/
/pD/7621537495002266166229360/02/433/222/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt jMz5256917300618431871180/00/08/91/2/KD/KKDDDD///K/KKDDDDKKKDD
cbt Simply1191482521100104842297200/03/120/92/1KKDKDDK/KDKKKK/K//K/KD/K/KD/KKDKK/KK/KDKDKKKDD
cbt 8620434384001666854843180/03/128/183/3
/pD/Joka50103122430052770353700/00/211/161/1D/DK/KDDKKKDKD//D/DDDKDDDDDKDKKDDDKK
/pD/DaNe388110262001120733148180/01/17/122/2DK/KD/DDDDD/KD/K///DKDDK//K/K/DDKDDK
/pD/4418422505001648436685180/01/318/283/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt jMz4655715001215362974760/00/07/101/3DTDDDKDKDDDDKD/DKKDD/KK
cbt Simply50110918500524272336502/01/16/110/2KXK/DDDDK/KDD//D/DDKDDKDKKKD
cbt 4816516335017396353101262/01/113/211/5
/pD/Joka75105121610073117198900/10/110/72/1K/DK/KK/KDKDK/KK/DX/K/DKKDDDD
/pD/DaNe1008014144017219319741220/11/010/54/1DKKKKDDK/K//K/TK/KKDDK/K/KDDK
/pD/88185263050114531039631220/21/120/126/2

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Player Chats
cbt Simply [Warmup]: im really really stoned
cbt Simply [Warmup]: :D
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: :D
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: :D
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: hf & gl
cbt Simply [Countdown]: u too bud
cbt Simply [Countdown]: :D
cbt Simply [11:57]: G to the G
cbt Simply [11:16]: :D:D
cbt Simply [11:06]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [11:06]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [11:06]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cbt Simply [10:59]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[10:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
cbt Simply [9:51]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:51]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:51]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:51]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[9:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
cbt Simply [9:47]: OMG :D
cbt Simply [9:22]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[9:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Simply [9:09]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:09]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:09]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:08]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[8:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
cbt Simply [8:28]: guys
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Simply [8:26]: take it easy :D
cbt Simply [8:25]: omg
cbt Simply [8:15]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:55]: OMGF
cbt Simply [7:52]: dont :D
cbt Simply [7:25]: OMFGG
[7:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
cbt Simply [7:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[6:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
cbt Simply [6:51]: :D
/pD/Joka [6:49]: :D
[6:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
/pD/Joka [6:05]: :D
cbt Simply [6:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [6:01]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:24]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:24]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [4:49]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [4:29]: 3hs .-t
cbt Simply [4:28]: :D
[2:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
cbt Simply [2:58]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[2:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
/pD/Joka [2:14]: :D
cbt Simply [2:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [2:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:14]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:14]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:42]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt jMz [0:37]: gg
cbt Simply [0:34]: wp :D
cbt Simply [0:33]: lol
cbt Simply [0:22]: :D
cbt jMz [0:22]: xD
cbt Simply [0:20]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:19]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
cbt Simply [Intermission]: almost :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: t:D
cbt Simply [Warmup]: OMG
/pD/DaNe [Warmup]: ReaDy.
cbt Simply [Warmup]: im pwning
cbt Simply [Warmup]: wtf
cbt Simply [Countdown]: .:D:D:D
cbt jMz [Countdown]: no
cbt Simply [11:32]: OMG
cbt Simply [11:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [11:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [10:12]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [10:06]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:55]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:54]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:54]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:54]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:54]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:50]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:48]: OIMFG
cbt Simply [9:47]: :D:DD
cbt Simply [9:34]: :D:D
cbt Simply [9:33]: cmin
cbt Simply [9:02]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt jMz [9:00]: :{D
cbt jMz [9:00]: :{D
cbt Simply [8:50]: ONMG :
cbt Simply [8:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:41]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:34]: dude :D
cbt Simply [8:32]: your so good
/pD/Joka [8:32]: :D
/pD/Joka [8:32]: :D
cbt Simply [8:31]: wtf :D
cbt Simply [8:28]: stop pwning me :D
cbt Simply [8:11]: omg :D
[7:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cbt Simply [7:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[6:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:05]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
cbt Simply [5:25]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:25]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:23]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:23]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:20]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [4:53]: OIMGF
[4:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Simply [3:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [3:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [3:13]: unfair :D
cbt Simply [2:43]: IMNG :D
cbt Simply [2:36]: u tricked me :D
/pD/Joka [2:34]: :D
cbt Simply [2:10]: OMG :D
cbt Simply [1:48]: LOL
cbt Simply [1:45]: wp
cbt Simply [1:44]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:53]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:53]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [0:45]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
/pD/Joka [0:43]: gg
/pD/Joka [0:25]: :D
cbt Simply [0:24]: OMG
cbt Simply [0:23]: unfair :D
/pD/Joka [0:22]: luck
/pD/Joka [0:21]: incoming
/pD/Joka [0:20]: :D
cbt Simply [0:20]: you knew :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: im so shit :D
cbt Simply [11:19]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [11:18]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[10:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:54]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
cbt Simply [10:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
cbt Simply [8:52]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[8:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
cbt Simply [5:05]: OMFG :D
cbt Simply [4:45]: OMG
cbt Simply [4:44]: so LOW
cbt Simply [4:41]: :D:D
[4:35]: Axis have returned the objective!
cbt Simply [4:01]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt jMz [3:17]: unhit hit
[3:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cbt jMz [2:40]: why so much rape
cbt Simply [2:38]: :D
cbt Simply [2:34]: :D:DD
cbt Simply [1:09]: wp :D
[1:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:56
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gg
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: simply hacks on
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D:DD
cbt Simply [Intermission]: so stoned :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: smaller map
cbt Simply [Intermission]: eassier :D
/pD/DaNe [Warmup]: ReaDy.
[10:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
cbt Simply [8:18]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:18]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[7:43]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt jMz [7:12]: gonna delete et after
[6:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
cbt Simply [5:01]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[4:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:51]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cbt Simply [3:48]: 3rd too?
cbt Simply [3:46]: for the lulz :D
cbt jMz [3:44]: xd
cbt Simply [3:44]: i wanna play :D
/pD/Joka [3:42]: tired :D
cbt Simply [3:38]: NOOO :D
cbt Simply [3:38]: pls
/pD/Joka [3:37]: after this wanna sleep
/pD/Joka [3:37]: :D
cbt Simply [3:35]: plsplsplspls
cbt Simply [3:34]: plsplsplspslsp
cbt Simply [3:25]: PLS :D
cbt Simply [3:23]: :D:D:
cbt Simply [2:45]: OMG
cbt Simply [2:42]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [2:28]: LOW
cbt Simply [2:23]: oops teamchat :D
/pD/Joka [2:20]: :D
/pD/Joka [1:48]: :D
cbt Simply [1:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:47]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:46]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [1:44]: LOL
cbt Simply [1:40]: :D:D::D:D
cbt Simply [1:36]: LOL
cbt Simply [1:20]: :D:D
[1:12]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 10:56)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gg wp
cbt Simply [Intermission]: 3rd
cbt Simply [Intermission]: plsplspls
cbt Simply [Intermission]: plsplspls :D
cbt jMz [Intermission]: SO TIRED:d
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: no sry.. really
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: NOOOOO :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: plsplsplspls :D
cbt jMz [Warmup]: gg:D

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