identikal norwayn kunts vs cock and balls torture (3484 views)

de Aquila
de hunta
fi Webe
pl 4nti
pl gnajda
pl k0reK
nl sake
nl jemsky
nl imPluX
nl Revenge
ee Sinnu
fr eraz
10.12.12 00:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cbt sake 70 kills
Killing Spree ident.kor3k 7 frags without being killed
Accountant cbt sake 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ident.eu Aq 25 gibs
...and stay dead! ident.eu Aq 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cbt sake 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cbt Paaltje 44 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ident.eu Webe8] 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ident.eu 4nTi/<3 226 damage per frag
What objective? ident.eu 4nTi/<3 450 XP
Red Shirt cbt Paaltje 95 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cbt eraz 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ident.eu Aq 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cbt Paaltje 6 team kills
Gingerbread man cbt Paaltje 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cbt sake101383706811141012066100524930/02/357/4215/1417214666
cbt Simply7736258741012912088115585640/04/1341/4815/820815447
cbt eraz49276387790218686597325500/05/729/386/1118112639
cbt Paaltje7134368951716321231490859690/026/81/4344/91819546
cbt Revenge79341506313017851311204510/04/745/402/1317017836
cbt jEmsky6636945681902137537113293420/02/644/371/1116716736
cbt 7320743294457931789593836296029690/043/6217/3783/1118014447
ident.eu 4nTi/<391450586414001712874103942840/04/950/303/922216244
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D97373616315031511243105326090/01/449/3512/1118416747
ident.eu Aq843965262250169469111762320/03/1048/302/1718218035
ident.eu ======9437268712313101126299593490/03/454/4114/1516613835
ident.eu Webe8]8835970771633121045180624660/029/57/4230/1914910156
ident.kor3k68327446517039766192604370/02/938/375/1217414277
ident.87227735340211041369629605938323770/042/9246/3766/1218014846
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt sake1381321813201231272496870/02/113/64/4KKKK/DKKKKKKDKKKDKDDDKDDDKD/DKKT
cbt Simply621031524400331413438580/02/07/196/2DDDKDDKDDDDKKDD/KDDDKK/DK/DDKDKKDDKKKKD
cbt eraz30517234007123227221340/00/27/100/2K/K//DDDK//KDD/KKDDDDDD/DDKDDD
cbt Paaltje56102142540112272823851710/05/00/910/3KDK/D/DKDK///K//K/DDKDKDT/DDKDDK/K/KDK/K
cbt Revenge5879101730042145253000/00/19/81/5/DDKDD/D/DK/KDKKDXKKKDDDKKDD
cbt jEmsky55911120300519733418900/00/111/70/5KDKD/DD/DDK/DDDKKDD/K/DDKKKDKDXK
cbt 675587512220023314346169895400/09/547/5921/21
ident.eu 4nTi/<3901281921200736033140540/01/415/62/4DDKKKD/D/KKDD/KKD/DDKK/KKDKKKD/KKK/DKKDD
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D128120181470042942229600/00/112/74/3/DKKKKDKK/KKXKDKKKDDDKK/KKKDDD/DK
ident.eu Aq529291740032329296800/00/08/81/6DKDKDDDK/DDDKDKKD//KDDKDKD
ident.eu ======1221072218611238312106770/00/117/126/2DKDKKDKKKD/KKDKDKDK/DKSKKDKDKKKDKTKDKDDKD
ident.eu Webe8]7275131831152321170120/04/10/78/5KKK/DKDTKDDDKDK/KDK/SDXDKKD/KKDD/
ident.kor3k5378815201519632135770/00/26/61/2/KXKKDD/DTDD/DDKK/KKDK/DD
ident.866008910324232616989143462100/05/958/4622/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt sake1221022218200438142673540/00/118/124/3DKXDKDK/KDDKDKK/K/KKDKKKKKKXKKDDDKKDDK/KDD
cbt Simply85821821201531142463500/00/614/85/2T/DD/DDDKKDDDDK/KDKK/KDKDKDKKKKKDKKK/DKD
cbt eraz525510192006157326731120/03/37/60/4//DKKKDKK/DKD/D/KDKDDK/DDDKDD
cbt Paaltje796719244019306820713950/05/31/914/3/K/KKK/DK//K/DKK/DKDKDDKDKKDDT/KKDKKDD/KDDKD
cbt Revenge111108201860013059287700/02/217/131/3DKDKDKKDK/KDKKDDDDKKKDKKKDKKKDXDKKDKDDD
cbt jEmsky56113916301317552470490/01/18/111/1K/DDDKKDD/DKT/DDKDKKDDDKKD
cbt 845279811619032816383152276600/011/1665/5925/16
ident.eu 4nTi/<3681121116400727282274360/01/110/80/0/DKKD/KK///KKKDDDK/DKKDDDK/
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D80871721200229823352360/01/314/112/5DDDDDDDKKDKDDKK/DKKDK/KKDKDDDKDDKKKKDK
ident.eu Aq941071617800123263134540/01/215/120/2KKKDKD/KDKDDKDDDDDKKKDDDKDKKDKKKD
ident.eu ======901041921700330483030560/03/111/125/6KKDKK/KKKDK/X/DKKKDDDDDKDKDDDDKKDKKDKKDDD
ident.eu Webe8]616413213111221621581980/09/20/125/6DDKDK/DKDKDDDKXDKDDKDDDDKDKKTSDKDKKD
ident.kor3k608012205023192724353240/01/29/104/6KK//DKDDTKDDDKDTDKDDKKDKDDKD/DDXDKK
ident.765548811629131715227163837040/016/1159/6516/25
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt sake758015205132258621441660/00/012/106/7DK/DKKDKKTD/DDTDKSKDKTKDDDDDDKKDDKKDKK
cbt Simply88941517310035393218510/00/512/113/2KKDDDKKKDDKDSKKDDDKXDKDDKKXDKDDKDK
cbt eraz123881613300224901753280/01/013/82/4KDKDDKKDKXXKDKKKDK/DDKK/KDKKDKD
cbt Paaltje10410625245128418421343020/011/20/1214/1K/KKK/KKK/KD/KDKK/KK/KKKKDKSDDTDDDKK/DKKTDDDKDK/KDD
cbt Revenge5764814201212702828510/00/29/90/3/DKKDDKK/TKXKKDDXDDKDDDDD
cbt jEmsky728313189004165225521250/00/213/90/3/KDDD/K/KDKKDKDDDDDKDKKDKDDKKK/
cbt 875159210627361815721146297230/012/1159/5925/20
ident.eu 4nTi/<381981316400029802842360/01/312/100/3DDKDKDKKDKKKDDDDDDKKKDKDKKDDD
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D1159215135003270328451330/00/012/103/1DDDDKX/KKDKKKDKKKD/KKKDKDK/KD
ident.eu Aq829414174010251528941600/01/413/61/6DKKDKKDDKDDDKDDDKDKKKDKDKDTKDDKD
ident.eu ======68881319801225183005740/00/112/102/5KDDDDDKKDTDKDDKDDKDKKDDDK/KK/DKKD
ident.eu Webe8]1401012115400125301851540/08/10/1012/4DKDDKDDKDDKKKKKKDKKKD/DKKDXKKKKDDKKKD
ident.kor3k476791950011383228400/00/29/120/4DKDKKDKDDDDKDDDKDKDK/DDKDDDD
ident.8954085993002714629157214570/010/1158/5818/23

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt sake886915172002253927391860/00/114/141/0KK/KDKKDDKKKDK/KDKDKDDDDDDKKKDDD
cbt Simply838310121011229424394050/02/28/101/2KDXTDDDDKDKKKKXDK/DDKKXDKD
cbt eraz22825220023157025842760/01/22/144/1DDKKDTDDDDD/DDDKDTDDD//DKDDKD
cbt Paaltje456810224023233424951010/05/30/136/2KKK//DD/DDKDKDDKDDDKDDDTDDTKDDKKDD
cbt Revenge8590121420002039296900/02/210/100/2DKKKDXDKDDDDKDKKKDDXDKDKKKDD
cbt jEmsky85821214401121572889780/01/212/100/2KKTXDDDDKDKK/KDDKKKDDKDDKDKD
cbt 6847464101130610129331611510460/011/1246/7112/9
ident.eu 4nTi/<313611215114003356321381580/01/113/61/2KDKDKKDKKKDK/KK/DDK/DKDKKKX
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D737411151036261620394400/00/011/73/2TDTKK/KDK/KDKD/DDD/KK//KDDKKT
ident.eu Aq1181031311900222992180180/01/412/40/3XDDKXKDKKDKK/KDDKDKKDKK/KD
ident.eu ======1077314132013186518181420/00/114/71/2KDKKDKDK/KKDKDK/DD/KKKDDKDTK
ident.eu Webe8]10011923236115338423522120/08/17/135/4DDDDK/KT/KKKDKDS/KDKKDDDKDKKK/KKDKKK/DKDDKDKKKDX
ident.kor3k1361021511500023882406360/01/314/90/0XDDDDKKDKKKDKKKKKKDKKDKKDDD
ident.1125839184271519161151293310060/011/1071/4610/13

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Player Chats
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: she dosnt have one anymore
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: u dumb cunt
cbt Simply [Warmup]: not after tonight yeap
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: obviously u dont see the diff between cock and vag
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: cos u never saw a vag :D
cbt Simply [Warmup]: YOU KNOW
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: leggo
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: :{D
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: :{D
cbt Simply [Warmup]: LETS GO BOYS
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: YOU R SIMPLY A FAG
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: @!@!@
cbt Paaltje [Countdown]: hf
cbt eraz [Countdown]: hf guys
cbt sake [Countdown]: hf
cbt Simply [Countdown]: fun
cbt Simply [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) you are hard in inet
cbt Simply [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) i dont like ppl like you
cbt Simply [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) estonian kurwo
cbt Simply [Countdown]: (trivium`gnajda) cu at adroin lan
cbt Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Countdown]: !
cbt Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Revenge [Countdown]: Shoutout to Meijer! THE 1 AND ONLY
[14:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
cbt jEmsky [14:39]: BOEMM
cbt jEmsky [14:36]: HOTSEFLOTS
[13:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Simply [10:44]: OMG
cbt Simply [9:45]: HAHA
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [9:39]: korek
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [9:37]: ...
cbt Simply [9:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:27]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:27]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:27]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [9:26]: OOPS :D
cbt Simply [9:17]: OKE ANTI
cbt Simply [9:14]: PRO :D
[9:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
cbt Simply [8:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[7:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
cbt Simply [7:16]: IMNG :D
[7:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
cbt sake [6:59]: NAISU
ident.eu Webe8] [6:59]: :d:d
ident.eu Webe8] [6:58]: LMAO
ident.eu Webe8] [6:53]: hahhahhahaa
[6:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
cbt Simply [5:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[4:15]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:44
cbt Simply [Intermission]: wwwww
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D
cbt eraz [Intermission]: wp
cbt Simply [Intermission]: WP GUYS
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D
cbt Revenge [Warmup]: Rups!
cbt Paaltje [Countdown]: whut
[8:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:54]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cbt sake [8:52]: Xdd
[8:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Simply [7:23]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:23]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:22]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [6:44]: OMG
ident.eu Webe8] [6:40]: +1
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:51]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:38]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cbt Simply [1:43]: fuycing fucker
cbt Simply [1:00]: wp guys
cbt Simply [0:59]: :D
cbt Paaltje [0:56]: wp
[0:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:57 (original: 10:44)
cbt Paaltje [Intermission]: wp
[14:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:31]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:31]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
cbt Simply [11:31]: YES
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: soep?
[11:31]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: 12 vieuwer peak fuck yes :'D
cbt Simply [11:31]: MOM IM ON TV
[11:31]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: :D
cbt Simply [11:31]: GTV
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: tudu
[11:31]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:31]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:31]: FIGHT!
cbt Simply [10:45]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [10:45]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[10:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
cbt jEmsky [9:54]: :{D
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: :{D
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: :{D
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: :{D
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: :{D
[9:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
cbt jEmsky [8:18]: ggwp
[8:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
cbt Simply [7:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:27]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[6:23]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cbt Simply [6:14]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [6:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [6:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[5:04]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:55
cbt eraz [Intermission]: gg
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: gg
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D
cbt Simply [Intermission]: exactly
cbt Simply [Intermission]: :D
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: korek afk ?
cbt Revenge [Warmup]: Rups!
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: or waht?
cbt Simply [9:52]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Paaltje [9:40]: :D
[9:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
cbt Simply [8:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:31]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[8:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
cbt Paaltje [8:16]: :D
[8:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
cbt Simply [8:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [8:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:54]: fags teamworking :D
[7:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [7:41]: stfu and play
cbt Simply [7:39]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [7:39]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt jEmsky [7:32]: stfu and accept ice
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [7:28]: 3rd map
cbt Paaltje [6:10]: :D
cbt Simply [6:07]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [5:47]: OIRFL
[5:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
cbt Paaltje [4:21]: ~~~ Multikill ~~~
cbt Simply [4:19]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [4:19]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[3:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
cbt Simply [3:04]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Simply [3:04]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[2:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt Paaltje [0:51]: wp
ident.eu ====== [0:46]: wp
cbt Simply [0:20]: UNFAIR >D
cbt Simply [0:18]: 3rd too
cbt Simply [0:17]: pls >D
cbt jEmsky [0:04]: ye now our fucking map
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:55)
cbt Simply [Intermission]: and then if we win
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: gg
cbt Simply [Intermission]: decider
cbt Paaltje [Intermission]: WP
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: XDDDD
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: no decider
cbt Revenge [Intermission]: gg wp
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: wajt
cbt Simply [Intermission]: >D
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: waht
cbt Simply [Intermission]: >D>D
[Intermission]: ident.eu Aq disconnected
ident.eu Webe8] [Intermission]: wp

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