cock and balls torture vs Tits or GTFO (3308 views)

nl Highway
nl fritsie
nl jMZ
us sh0t
ca Tomun
us Vein


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
27.12.12 03:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TitZ FragZone GTFO 61 kills
Killing Spree TitZ SoSa gTfo 4 frags without being killed
Accountant cbt yawhgiH 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TitZ FragZone GTFO 22 gibs
...and stay dead! cbt JMZiNiHOOOO 67% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cbt yawhgiH 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cbt yawhgiH 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cbt yawhgiH 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TiTz Vein gtFo 257 damage per frag
What objective? cbt yawhgiH 403 XP
Red Shirt TitZ FragZone GTFO 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cbt JMZiNiHOOOO 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cbt fritsie 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cbt yawhgiH 3 team kills
Gingerbread man cbt yawhgiH 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TitZ SoSa gTfo63323365790117713485562760/01/036/370/419815047
TiTz Vein gtFo45261245390014612777771840/00/323/340/325514725
TitZ FragZone GTFO85352617122111512166107851680/06/051/515/419915046
TitZ 6693612118140124625427271186280/07/0110/515/421714936
cbt fritsie803344354501151045684032640/01/139/384/224315636
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO502173060200015624893221430/00/330/400/4208155310
cbt yawhgiH10540361572013191041477022180/02/353/329/117113344
cbt 7895413417145144927118254276250/03/3122/3213/120714837
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TitZ SoSa gTfo27725183006144225691080/00/05/130/0D/DK/DD//XKDDD/KDK/DDKDD
TiTz Vein gtFo609291520052021176700/00/19/90/0DKDKDKK/D//K/KD/DKDDDKDK
TitZ FragZone GTFO88971517611528922764970/02/013/101/1/DD/KDDKSKT/DKDDK/DDKK/KKKKDKKKKD
TitZ 582612950111116635571002050/02/127/321/1
cbt fritsie7170101410052923219900/00/09/91/0K/K/DKKDD/KKDK/K/DDDKKDD
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO4638715300216372183210/00/07/130/0/KDKDDDKDD/KDDDKDKKDDD
cbt yawhgiH14594161120042540197300/01/215/40/1KK/KDKKD/K/KKKKDDK/KKDDKKKD
cbt 8720233406001171006355210/01/231/261/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TitZ SoSa gTfo86761315001620582131600/00/014/80/1/KTK/DKD/KK/DDKKDK/K/KDKDKDDK
TiTz Vein gtFo274731110047321691580/00/03/60/2XDD//K//DDKKDDD
TitZ FragZone GTFO8684131540062679227700/00/09/94/0/K//KD/DDDKDKK/KKK/KKDKDDKKD
TitZ 66207294150116546960991180/00/026/234/3
cbt fritsie80113810200424951653540/00/08/60/1/DKD//DKKDDXKDKKK/K
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO3146516200511682224350/00/05/70/4DKD///D//DDDKDDDDKKDK
cbt yawhgiH851251214301224361592830/00/09/124/0DKKK/KD/KKKDKKDDDTDKDKDDDKD
cbt 65284254070111609954691720/00/022/254/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TitZ SoSa gTfo13010613104003218520681080/01/012/40/3KDKDDKKK/KKKDK/DD/KKKKD
TiTz Vein gtFo4153512300313691934720/00/15/80/0/DDKDD/KDD/KDKDKD
TitZ FragZone GTFO901001820700338993089180/03/015/150/2DKDDDD/DKDKDKKKKDDKKDKDKDKDK/K/KKDDKKD
TitZ 87259364214009745370911980/04/132/270/5
cbt fritsie68811116100427732508720/00/19/112/0/KDKDDKKDK/DKDKD/KK/KKDDDDD
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO426061450001624275600/00/26/120/0DKKDDKDDDDKDDDDKDDKD
cbt yawhgiH100104161661052694218900/01/112/93/0/K/K/KKK/KD/DKDKDKKKDDDKDDDKKKKS
cbt 7024533461210970917453720/01/427/325/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TitZ SoSa gTfo356951420021449178800/00/05/120/0DDK/DDDKDD/DDDDKDKK
TiTz Vein gtFo4669715300220052385540/00/16/110/1K/KKDDKDDDDKDKDDDDDK/D
TitZ FragZone GTFO78711519500126962655530/01/014/170/1KK/DKDKDDKDKKDKDKDDDKKKDDDKKDDDDKD
TitZ 53209274810005615068281070/01/125/400/2
cbt fritsie1007014141012226520431380/01/013/121/1DDDX/DKKDTKKDKDKDKKDKDKKDKK/KD
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO807312151000818192159870/00/112/80/0//KKKDKX/KKXDKDDDK/KDK///KD/K
cbt yawhgiH1068017169028274419481350/00/017/72/0DDKK/DT/KKTKDK/KDK/K//KK/K/KKKDKDDK
cbt 952234345200318682861503600/01/142/273/1

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Player Chats
R^DUS ))) bobAx [Countdown]: half 6 maar ?
cbt yawhgiH [Countdown]: fun
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: half8
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: deal?
R^DUS ))) bobAx [Countdown]: :D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: :D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: :{D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: :{D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: :{D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: :{D
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: :{D
[9:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: :{D
[9:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [8:28]: GNAGNA
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:33]: Allies team locked from spectators by TitZ SoSa gTfo
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:54]: lol ga is dood
[5:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TitZ SoSa gTfo [3:52]: shoutout to foreigngay
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [3:46]: <3
TitZ FragZone GTFO [3:43]: shoutout to gungh0...
[3:30]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:29
[6:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [4:17]: :{D
[3:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:10]: The Allies have activated the crane!
R^DUS ))) bobAx [0:58]: telaaaaaaaaaat
[0:57]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cbt yawhgiH [0:50]: tja
R^DUS ))) bobAx [0:44]: jammer :)
cbt yawhgiH [0:41]: heb al poosje niet gespeelt
cbt yawhgiH [0:40]: wat wil je
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [0:13]: speel me tog belabberd
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [0:12]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:29)
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: you better win this next one jamz
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: I have money on you
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: if its not delivery
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: or ice
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: we will
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: xD
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: it's delivery
cbt yawhgiH [Warmup]: for fuck sak
[11:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:22]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:10]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:06]: no shit
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:06]: :D
[8:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:14]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
cbt yawhgiH [5:27]: wat
[5:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:00]: ja kankeropo
[4:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:00
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: gg
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Countdown]: Sosa: Mom, I said I'm a champion okay, I'm doing an official
TiTz Vein gtFo [Countdown]: XD
[8:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
cbt yawhgiH [7:55]: WAT
[6:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:53]: lol
[5:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:39]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:34]: ( . Y . ) drAke connected
[4:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:35]: I bet against them
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:34]: lmao
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:29]: who titz?
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:26]: yeah
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:25]: :P
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:19]: they yo team
[2:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:15]: :P
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:05]: they dont want me to give them cheats?!?!?
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:54]: my wall hacks are supreme!!!!!
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:50]: xD
cbt yawhgiH [1:45]: {D;d;d;
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:29]: we lost htis one
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:22]: probably the war
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [1:22]: eh
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [1:19]: could still win
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:11]: we suck too much
[1:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [0:51]: it's not over yet.
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:49]: vein not clutch enoyugh
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:46]: watch
[0:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:42]: him or weezy
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:41]: gona fuck it up
[0:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:31 (original: 9:00)
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: GG
( . Y .^H ) drAke [Intermission]: WOW
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: woooooooooooooo
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: xDDD
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: WE FUCKING WIN
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: HELL YES
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: cbt yawhgiH disconnected
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: LOVE SOSA
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: sosa
[Intermission]: cbt fritsie disconnected
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: clutch daddy

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