Smokin' joints & vodka drinkin' vs Messire (2404 views)

pl abyss
pl szczepcio
pl 2k72k72k72k7
fr nTo
be MEPHii
be heaven


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.01.13 20:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth =~ ADRIAN 68 kills
Killing Spree Sir^D' MEPHii 6 frags without being killed
Accountant =~ ADRIAN 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! =~ SZPADYZOR weedtime 8 gibs
...and stay dead! =~ SZPADYZOR weedtime 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning =~ ADRIAN 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Sir' nTo 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =~ ADRIAN 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Sir' nTo 280 damage per frag
What objective? =~ ADRIAN 415 XP
Red Shirt Sir' nTo 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =~ ShchepciO 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore =~ ADRIAN 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut =~ ShchepciO 1 team kills
Gingerbread man =~ SZPADYZOR weedtime 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=~ ShchepciO5830136626012068797874670/03/133/351/7191127310
=~ ADRIAN126415685470121110998779881/05/257/306/116316342
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime6627845688002791087932950/01/041/362/520211746
=~ 8199414918421026827086245852501/09/0131/369/518513646
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH672873857500778999313900/11/235/442/420816337
Sir' nTo54279387060015809490111360/00/329/498/321312946
Sir^D' MEPHii70306405760113859287622160/01/337/383/221515466
Sir' 6387211618417013524585270864420/02/3101/3813/221214946
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO9410516172011227432026490/00/117/50/0/DK/KK/D/KK/KK/DKX/K/DK/K/KKK/K/TKD
=~ ADRIAN1711572414201837342378520/02/020/63/0KK/KKK/KKK/DKDKKKK/DKKDTKK/K/DKKK/K/KKD
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime6282172740093856319400/01/014/172/2/DKDDDDDKDKDK/DDDK/KKDK/KK/D/KD/DD/KKKDK/XKDK
=~ 1093445758802291033375981010/03/151/285/2
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH3687822200324633806540/00/17/171/2DDDKDDKDDDKK/KK/DDD/KDXKDDDDDDD
Sir' nTo3885102600052316295400/00/09/191/2DKDDKDKK/DDKDD//KDDKDDD/KDDD/DKDDDKD
Sir^D' MEPHii501031122101528193573100/00/112/150/1DKDKKDDK//KDDDD//KDDDDTKDKDDKD/KKD
Sir' 41275297030113759810333640/00/228/512/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO25623122004914132700/01/02/50/3DKD/DD/DK/DKD/D
=~ ADRIAN8554121420041872171900/01/110/81/1DKDKKDDK/DK/DKK/DKK/KKDKDD
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime4272614200713141198950/00/06/60/1/D///KDDDD//KD/KKKKD
=~ 5118821406001541004244950/02/118/191/5
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH87307810011223130400/00/06/71/0DKDK/KDKKDDDDKK
Sir' nTo81579111003146213931180/00/15/64/1K/KD/KKKDK/KDKDDDKDD
Sir^D' MEPHii1004599300315591403180/01/18/50/0K/KDK/DKDKK/KDDDKK
Sir' 8913225285007424441001360/01/219/185/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO333741200011012117300/00/04/90/2DDDDDDDDDDKDKK/K
=~ ADRIAN71465710039101049180/00/15/30/0/KDDKDKKDK//
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime752234000348942700/00/02/00/1K/D/K/K
=~ 601051223100724112649180/00/111/120/3
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH12033650000972100600/01/05/50/0KDKKDKKDKDD
Sir' nTo1002955300284362400/00/03/32/0/KKK/KDKDD
Sir^D' MEPHii10020550001834781180/00/04/31/0KDKK/KKDDD
Sir' 107821615300326492411180/01/012/113/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO661246000036990200/01/02/51/1KKDKDKDDDD
=~ ADRIAN140377500011151109400/01/06/40/0KDKKK/DKKDKD
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime2813271001671109000/00/02/40/1DDK/DKDDD
=~ 7862131810022191308600/02/010/131/2
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH854767000291773900/00/16/30/1D/KKKDKDKKD/D
Sir' nTo162016000171179200/00/10/40/0KDD/DDD
Sir^D' MEPHii225629420011458660180/00/07/32/0KDDKKDKKKKKK/
Sir' 1091291617200430862191180/00/213/102/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO5457611100313701850180/01/05/80/0KD/KKDD/DKD/KDDKD
=~ ADRIAN1451001611100427211961180/01/014/71/0KKDK/K/DKKK/KKKKDDK/KDKDKKD
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime10757141300062175157800/00/014/70/0/K/K/K/DKDKDKK/KDKK/KKKDDKD
=~ 10221436352001362665389360/02/033/221/0
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH8178911200118351885360/00/09/100/0/DKDDKDKKDDDKDDKDKKK
Sir' nTo5071918100320422462180/00/19/140/0DDK/DDK/DDDDKDKKDDDDDKKD/KK
Sir^D' MEPHii28594140003151219191520/00/14/90/1/DDDDKDK/DKD/DKDDD
Sir' 5320822433007538962662060/00/222/330/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=~ ShchepciO752834100047159600/00/03/30/1DDKDKDK
=~ ADRIAN1332143100171157801/00/02/21/0KDKKDK/
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime1003233100160344500/00/03/20/0DD/KKK
=~ 10381101030021785161901/00/08/71/1
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH501224000048957300/10/02/20/1KKDDDD
Sir' nTo1001744100172078600/00/03/31/0DKK/KDKD
Sir^D' MEPHii661723000041042600/00/02/30/0DKDKD
Sir' 724681110011619178500/10/07/81/1

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Player Chats
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: Ready.
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: sadface
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: rash
=~ ShchepciO [Countdown]: Jedz moje fekale ONEPOUNDFISH
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: kenzi le negre
=~ ADRIAN [Countdown]: SPOCZI
=~ ShchepciO [Countdown]: ase propsy : *
=~ ADRIAN [Countdown]: <3 WIESZ KTO
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: hf gl
[9:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
=~ ShchepciO [7:24]: Jedz moje fekale ONEPOUNDFISH
[6:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Sir^D' MEPHii [5:35]: unhit
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [5:32]: :D
=~ ShchepciO [5:32]: I'm not unhitable, just have a good movement :XD
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Sir^D' MEPHii [2:58]: POLAK
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [2:56]: :D
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [2:56]: :D
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [2:56]: :D
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [2:56]: :D
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [2:56]: :D
=~ ShchepciO [1:28]: AcZE^^
=~ ShchepciO [1:28]: AcZE^^
=~ ShchepciO [1:28]: AcZE^^
=~ ShchepciO [1:28]: AcZE^^
=~ ShchepciO [1:28]: AcZE^^
=~ ShchepciO [1:27]: AcZE^^
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: Ready.
=~ ShchepciO [Countdown]: Ase : *** Agata : ***
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Countdown]: :XDDDDDD
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Countdown]: Ile kilo, rymow szmugiel, brudne stilo, flow nowko funkiel, nosze kolczuga, bam, strzelam jak luger, sprzedaje towar ktory jest w moim klubie
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Countdown]: wokol babilon, gon bilon, blok i beton, to jak rzut moneta, zabi skok na deton, wjezdza na blok demon celuje luneta
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Countdown]: dudni don denon, john lenon, don filon, bar steklon, szot i lenon, popatrz mi w oczy mowi kot filemon
[11:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Sir^D' MEPHii [8:28]: polak
Sir^D' MEPHii [8:27]: omfg
[8:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:16 (original: 12:00)
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: :D
=~ ShchepciO [Intermission]: Jedz moje fekale ONEPOUNDFISH
=~ ADRIAN [Warmup]: C/C_HUMANAIMVALUE 0.6
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDD
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: Ready.
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: nc*
Sir' nTo [Countdown]: you know that ;)
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: polak
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Countdown]: ye
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Countdown]: not surprised
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Sir^D' MEPHii [9:50]: Hi2u :o)
[9:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [8:12]: sure
[8:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:55
=~ ADRIAN [Intermission]: LESZEK LDK
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Intermission]: ELDOKA NA WOLNO
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [Intermission]: PIS JOL
=~ ADRIAN [Intermission]: 4 MINUTY NO CHLOPACZKI
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Warmup]: DA DA NASTROVIA
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: dzon pol 2
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: Ready.
=~ ADRIAN [Countdown]: MOJ ZBYLUJEKELBOY POMOGL
[3:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [3:34]: hi
[3:34]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
=~ ShchepciO [3:35]: byl na koncercie arki noego ... dostal wpierdol
=~ ADRIAN [3:34]: LAGUDI
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [3:34]: speak english ffs
[3:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
=~ ShchepciO [3:35]: zlamali mi olowek , ja zlamalem im rece
=~ ADRIAN [3:34]: ALE MORDE ZAMKNIJ
[3:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:34]: FIGHT!
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [3:34]: Ile kilo, rymow szmugiel, brudne stilo, flow nowko funkiel, nosze kolczuga, bam, strzelam jak luger, sprzedaje towar ktory jest w moim klubie
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [3:34]: wokol babilon, gon bilon, blok i beton, to jak rzut moneta, zabi skok na deton, wjezdza na blok demon celuje luneta
=~ SZPADYZOR weedtime [3:34]: dudni don denon, john lenon, don filon, bar steklon, szot i lenon, popatrz mi w oczy mowi kot filemon
[2:31]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
=~ ADRIAN [1:11]: ILE HP
=~ ShchepciO [1:09]: :D
[1:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
=~ ShchepciO [1:06]: ale aiming
[0:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
=~ ShchepciO [0:36]: :DDDDDDDDDD
=~ ShchepciO [0:35]: :DDDDDDDDDD
=~ ShchepciO [0:35]: :DDDDDDDDDD
[0:23]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:23]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:32 (original: 3:55)
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: /d
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: :D
=~ ShchepciO [Intermission]: :D
[9:47]: Sir' MEPHiicalled a vote.
[9:45]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[9:43]: Sir' MEPHiicalled a vote.
[9:42]: Vote passed!
[9:42]: *** Match Reset! ***
Sir' nTo [Warmup]: lol
=~ ADRIAN [Countdown]: MALY PING W SUMIE
[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
[9:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:20]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:06]: The Service Door has been breached!
Sir^D' MEPHii [7:38]: UNHIT
Sir^D' MEPHii [7:37]: :DDDDD
[1:32]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:27
Sir' nTo [Intermission]: hard time
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: =d
=~ ShchepciO [Warmup]: Ready.
[7:44]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[7:03]: The Main Door has been breached!
[5:28]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:59 (original: 8:27)
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: gg
Sir' ONEPOUNDFISH [Intermission]: wp
Sir' nTo [Intermission]: gg
=~ ADRIAN [Intermission]: WP
Sir^D' MEPHii [Intermission]: gg polaks
[Intermission]: Sir' nTo disconnected
[Intermission]: Sir' MEPHii disconnected
=~ ADRIAN [Intermission]: SPOCZI GRA
[Intermission]: =~ ShchepciO disconnected
[Intermission]: =~ ADRIAN disconnected
[Intermission]: =~ SZPADYZOR weedtime disconnected

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