Happy Tree Friends vs the real gamers (2379 views)

27.01.13 20:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hTF}base 63 kills
Killing Spree ^PhTF}Z 6 frags without being killed
Accountant hTF}base 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hTF}base 15 gibs
...and stay dead! hTF}jassu 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hTF}base 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hTF}base 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hTF}base 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hTF}jassu 285 damage per frag
What objective? hTF}base 350 XP
Red Shirt trg.scoOF 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? keVoo 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hTF}jassu 153 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hTF}jassu 1 team kills
Gingerbread man ^PhTF}Z 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^PhTF}Z8334849587102494426376510/02/043/324/319310865
hTF}base11135063571500231077983261371/01/252/309/217114644
hTF}jassu72267365090122792975061000/06/127/274/022015037
hTF}8996514816531116928150222082881/09/1122/2717/019513545
sens6 kAzz1mping:46277306530022698385651040/00/427/353/523313236
keVoo2514017684011142729073680/11/416/451/7251133213
trg.scoOF7133549696012110953105121420/02/147/431/522415235
oO487529620213025422208281503140/03/190/435/523613938
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^PhTF}Z1051412019500837612811180/02/017/101/1KD/D/K/KK//KDDKDKD/DKKKKKKDKK/DKD/KKKKD
hTF}base911092123700942163244540/01/015/135/1/DK/KKDK/KKDDK/DK/KKDK/KK/KDD/KKKDDDKDDK/KDK
hTF}jassu10510320196001027122550360/06/011/93/0K/KKDK/KKDK/KDKKK/K/DDK/KD/KK/KDDK/KK/D
hTF}10035361611800271068986051080/09/043/329/2
sens6 kAzz1mping:42104112610072980353400/00/410/131/3/KDKK/KDDD/KDDDDK/XDDKD/DDDKDKDKDKDD//
keVoo1636425301217893006680/00/45/160/3D/DDDTDDDKDDDDDDDDDDDDDKK/DDKD
trg.scoOF731341926301738364149830/00/119/161/3KDD/DXDKD/KDKD/KKDKDKKDKKTDKD/K//DKDKKK/DDDDKKD
oO442743477702168605106891510/00/934/452/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^PhTF}Z503961220061118835180/00/06/60/0/KD//K/K/DDKDDD/KK
hTF}base8340561002687925180/00/04/41/0KDDKDKK//DK
hTF}jassu100586610041285817180/00/05/21/0/DDKK/KK/K/K
hTF}7813717244001230902577540/00/015/122/0
sens6 kAzz1mping:42283700007681120180/00/03/60/1KKDDDDKDDD
keVoo4225370001438119000/00/03/50/1DKD/KDKDDD
trg.scoOF12046650001137178000/00/06/40/0DKKKDDKK/KD
oO68991219000225773090180/00/012/150/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^PhTF}Z76991013010324781378150/00/08/102/1/K/KKDDD/KXDDKKDKDKDSDDKK
hTF}base1231111613300524241740650/00/015/71/1DK/K/DK/KKKKDKKDKDK/DKKDKKDK/
hTF}jassu4054410101216541931100/00/15/70/0DD/D/DDTDKKKDKD
hTF}8026430364111065565049900/00/128/243/2
sens6 kAzz1mping:6977913200716951822860/00/08/61/0/D/DK//K//KDKKDKDKKK/D
keVoo37286161004690214700/01/04/101/2K/DDDKDD/KKD/K/DKDDDDD
trg.scoOF61731118100626642587590/00/011/110/1K/KD/KKDDKKDD///KDK/DKDKKDDDD
oO56178264740017504965561450/01/023/272/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^PhTF}Z9269131400072085135200/00/012/61/1/KKK/DKKDK/KDKD/DK/DK/KDK/K
hTF}base14090211540073452241701/00/218/62/0KD/DDK/KKDKK//KK/KKKDKK/KKDK/KKKDDKK
hTF}jassu4052615100622782208360/00/06/90/0/DKKDDDK//D/DK/K/DKDD
hTF}9121140445002078155977361/00/236/213/1
sens6 kAzz1mping:366871900081540208900/00/06/101/1//DK/KDD//DKDD/DD/KKDKD/KD
keVoo205142000041355273000/10/04/140/1D/D/DDDKDDDKDD/DDKDKD/DD
trg.scoOF6582132020073082299600/02/011/120/1KDDKKKD/KDKK/D/KDKDDKK/DDKDDD/K//
oO402012459200195977781500/12/021/361/3

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Player Chats
^PhTF}Z [Countdown]: gl hf :)
hTF}base [Countdown]: hf
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
hTF}jassu [11:14]: :DDD
[10:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:15]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:44]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
trg.scoOF [7:43]: DAFUQ
[7:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
trg.scoOF [3:13]: unpaws
^PhTF}Z [3:13]: laggg
trg.scoOF [3:13]: nP
[3:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
sens6 kAzz1mping: [3:13]: me too unpause
sens6 kAzz1mping: [3:13]: :)
[3:13]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
^PhTF}Z [3:13]: well from what I see.. u can move
^PhTF}Z [3:13]: he can't
^PhTF}Z [3:13]: :D
sens6 kAzz1mping: [3:13]: 575 hard
[3:13]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
^PhTF}Z [3:13]: rdy?
sens6 kAzz1mping: [3:13]: yes
[3:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[3:13]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:13]: FIGHT!
[3:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
trg.scoOF [0:06]: gg
^PhTF}Z [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
sens6 kAzz1mping: [Intermission]: gg
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:52]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:09]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:50 (original: 12:00)
hTF}jassu [Warmup]: ruprup
^PhTF}Z [Countdown]: gl hf
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:38]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:06]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:54
[6:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:19]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hTF}base [1:26]: :D
hTF}base [1:26]: :D
trg.scoOF [0:04]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:54)
[Intermission]: trg.scoOF disconnected
[Intermission]: sens6 kAzz1mping: disconnected
[Intermission]: keVoo disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.