noPulse vs Obey us fuck you (2648 views)

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CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
11.03.13 15:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth noob 74 kills
Killing Spree noob 7 frags without being killed
Accountant noob 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! noob 19 gibs
...and stay dead! oldsChooler 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning noob 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Lullaby 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer noob 208 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Lullaby 322 damage per frag
What objective? noob 455 XP
Red Shirt oldsChooler 92 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? |<377u7 fraGaLL 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore noob 217 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Lullaby 4 team kills
Gingerbread man oldsChooler 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Lullaby6537555857042612588130232060/05/244/5010/6229153310
Buratiino.EE7043158831300261209911540540/02/351/524/520913935
noob116455746419011713760123101920/07/364/394/618619275
no81126118723239056938447368734520/014/3159/3918/620816147
|<377u7 fraGaLL4934245924002010740129221840/04/739/572/8239140312
oldsChooler63339589216013112712125323040/02/552/525/6219136410
Youri Karmakovski69398608615123113421129934000/02/249/499/322414948
Youri Karmakovsk60107916327035138236873384478880/08/2140/4916/3227142410
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby6444111700061943256100/02/07/102/0DDDDKKK/DK/D/KKK/KKD/KK/DDDD
Buratiino.EE15890191260052720206200/01/017/61/1DKDKKKDKK/KK/K/KKK/KKD/KDKDKKKD
noob12568108400117371638580/00/19/41/1DKKDKKDKKK/KKKDDDD
no116202403710001264006261580/03/133/204/2
|<377u7 fraGaLL3755616100116862000540/00/36/90/3KKDDDDDDKDDDDKDDDDKK/D
oldsChooler52651019200518502108720/01/08/131/1/DDKDKDKDD/DD/D/DDKDDKK/KKKDK
Youri Karmakovski6072915300427252292960/00/06/111/0KK/K/DKDDKKD/DDDDD/KDDKK
Youri Karmakovsk50192255060010626164002220/01/320/332/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby3352515001316452192620/00/16/90/2DDDKD/DTKDDKK/D/DDDKD
Buratiino.EE6667101550011756172800/00/19/141/0KKK/DDKDKXDKDDDKDKKDKDDDDD
noob83681012100423901928360/01/08/71/1/KDKDDDKKK/DKDK/KD/KDK
no611872542601857915848980/01/223/302/3
|<377u7 fraGaLL5357713100417512172360/02/05/80/1DK/K/DDKDKD/DKDD/KKD
oldsChooler100391212500317061774360/00/011/91/1DDKKDKKK/KXD/KKDD/KDKKDDK
Youri Karmakovski1157815131016239118451870/00/114/62/0/KDK/K/KDTD/KDKKKKDKDKKDK/KK/
Youri Karmakovsk89174343870113584857912590/02/130/233/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby8495111320032123209100/01/08/102/0KDKKDK/DDDKDKK/KD/DKDKKD
Buratiino.EE3888513000521411630350/01/14/70/0/DKK///KDDKDDKD/DD
noob58681017700319982418360/00/110/130/0K/KDDDKK/KDKDK/DDKKDDDDDKDD
no6025126439001162626139710/02/222/302/0
|<377u7 fraGaLL10072131300031907175700/01/112/70/2DKDKKDDKKDK/KDKK/DKKD/KDDK
oldsChooler574481420061931225800/00/28/70/0DKD/XK/D/DK/K/DDKDKK/DK
Youri Karmakovski73561115011623012247110/02/010/80/0/KDDT/D//KDKDSKDDK/KKK/KKDK
Youri Karmakovsk7717232422111561396262110/03/330/220/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby83721012100724191781180/00/09/41/1/KK/K/DKKD/K/D//DKKDKK
Buratiino.EE616481300041969222000/00/06/61/3KDDK/DDD/KKK/KDK/DDKD
noob130721310000323631927180/01/011/61/1KK/K/DKDDKD/KKKKKKKDKDD
no9120831351001467515928360/01/026/163/5
|<377u7 fraGaLL1852316000417372415180/00/13/100/1DKDDDD//D/DDDDK/DKD
oldsChooler66701015301727242009670/00/09/72/1DDKD/K/KKD/KD/DK/TKD/KDKK/
Youri Karmakovski5353815300414672327880/00/05/103/1D/DK/KK/KKDDDDDXD/KKKDDD
Youri Karmakovsk46175214660115592867511730/00/117/275/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby114841614402528212337990/01/012/85/1/TKDKK/KDKK/KDK/KDDK/KKDKKDDTKKD
Buratiino.EE71621014200617501319190/00/010/100/0/KKD/KK/K//DKDK/DDKXDKKXDD
noob500137255301233582053260/04/021/21/2KKKKKXKKKKK/KKDKKKKKKKK/KDKKKKTD
no228283513390313792957091440/05/043/206/3
|<377u7 fraGaLL45461022200317332630180/00/29/161/1DDKDDDDDDDK/DKKDDDKDDKKDD/KDDKK/
oldsChooler2641519200119292715350/00/24/141/2DDDDDDKDDKDKDDDDDK/DDDDK
Youri Karmakovski3159516100220472584180/00/15/110/2DDK/DDDDDKDDDDDKDK/DK
Youri Karmakovsk341462057500657097929710/00/518/412/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Lullaby1428214001216372061270/01/12/90/2DT/DDKDDDDD/DDDDK
Buratiino.EE376061600051763258100/00/15/91/1K/KDD/KD/KDDD/KDDDK/DD
noob5042612400419142346180/01/15/70/1/KXK/DKDDK/KDDDDK/D
no3413014424011153146988450/02/312/251/4
|<377u7 fraGaLL5060612000519261948580/01/04/71/0KDDK/DDK/KD//DKK/D
oldsChooler100801313200925721668940/01/112/20/1D/KDKK/KDKK/K//KD/KKKK//K/
Youri Karmakovski10080121270092490169800/00/09/33/0///DKK/K/K/KDK/K/KK/KKKD
Youri Karmakovsk83220313790023698853141520/02/125/124/1

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Player Chats
Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: lullaby what if some1 typed yes im mad. what then?
Lullaby [Warmup]: then
Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Lullaby [Countdown]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: haz fun
oldsChooler [Countdown]: gonne be fun
noob [Countdown]: u2
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Lullaby [11:34]: :D
[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
Lullaby [11:02]: u mad?????
Lullaby [10:32]: u mad?????
Buratiino.EE [10:07]: WARPING
Buratiino.EE [10:06]: hell
Lullaby [10:01]: u mad?????
Lullaby [9:00]: u mad?????
Lullaby [8:31]: u mad?????
Lullaby [8:00]: u mad?????
Lullaby [7:30]: u mad?????
Lullaby [7:00]: u mad?????
Lullaby [6:32]: u mad?????
Lullaby [6:32]: u mad?????
[6:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Lullaby [6:04]: :D
[5:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Buratiino.EE [5:01]: GTFO WARPER CUNT
[5:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:58
oldsChooler [Intermission]: this
oldsChooler [Intermission]: lag
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: he not warping, he stronk
Lullaby [Intermission]: :D
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: You 2 fucking warp like fags
oldsChooler [Intermission]: :(
Lullaby [Intermission]: fix ur inet
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: lol
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: hes nooob.
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Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: no... noob = in your team...
Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: peeter still alive?
Lullaby [Warmup]: rup
noob [Warmup]: yes
noob [Countdown]: playing dota 2
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: havent seen his whiny ass in months
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[6:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Lullaby [5:09]: fix ur inet
[5:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Lullaby [4:48]: u mad?????
Lullaby [4:31]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [3:46]: rofl:D
Lullaby [3:28]: u mad?????
Lullaby [3:09]: u mad?????
Buratiino.EE [2:49]: GTFO
Lullaby [2:48]: this is absurd X
Lullaby [2:31]: u mad?????
[1:45]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:45]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Lullaby [1:32]: u mad?????
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Lullaby [1:13]: :D
Lullaby [1:13]: :D
[1:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:58)
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: you all warp
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: sad but true.
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: 48 ping
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: but hey its alllll goood
Lullaby [Intermission]: i get hit behind walls all the time >D
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Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: schooler
Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: fix your connection
Buratiino.EE [Countdown]: ping jumping from 48-300
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: hf
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[10:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Youri Karmakovski [10:49]: wtf
Youri Karmakovski [10:44]: was wayyyy behind the wall:D
Lullaby [10:26]: u mad?????
[10:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Lullaby [10:05]: u mad?????
[9:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Lullaby [8:47]: u mad?????
Lullaby [8:29]: u mad?????
[8:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Youri Karmakovski [7:36]: :L!
|<377u7 fraGaLL [7:34]: lol
[7:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Lullaby [7:24]: u mad?????
[7:23]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Lullaby [6:26]: u mad?????
Lullaby [6:12]: :D
Lullaby [6:12]: :D
Lullaby [5:47]: u mad?????
Buratiino.EE [5:07]: wp
Youri Karmakovski [5:03]: goegaim
Buratiino.EE [4:48]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[4:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:15
oldsChooler [Intermission]: this lag
oldsChooler [Intermission]: :(
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: you great pelejer skeit great i tell you
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Lullaby [6:48]: u mad?????
Lullaby [6:18]: u mad?????
oldsChooler [6:12]: fuck this
[6:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: :D
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: need 2 mercs pm on irc gamestv viewers
Youri Karmakovski [5:59]: if we have any
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: :D:D:D
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: ohh now you think you can win so you try to fix it?
[5:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Lullaby [6:00]: :D
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: you can't
[5:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
oldsChooler [6:00]: dude shut the fuck up
oldsChooler [6:00]: i cant even move
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: he ca'n if he wan'ts o'ke?
[5:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
oldsChooler [5:59]: nothing with winning
Lullaby [6:00]: stop downloading gay porn
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: 4 viewers
[5:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: schooler, you warp like a littel monkey who just had 1st bite of banana
[5:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:59]: FIGHT!
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: :D
oldsChooler [5:56]: su nigger
oldsChooler [5:56]: thnx
Buratiino.EE [5:52]: fuck you fitta
Lullaby [5:48]: u mad?????
Lullaby [5:20]: u mad?????
[4:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Lullaby [4:51]: u mad?????
|<377u7 fraGaLL [4:32]: Syntex:The door is.... mit helvetti
[4:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Buratiino.EE [4:27]: fitta
Lullaby [4:18]: u mad?????
[4:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
Youri Karmakovski [3:43]: erm
oldsChooler [3:16]: its stabel again :D
Lullaby [2:49]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [2:25]: :!/
Lullaby [1:51]: u mad?????
Lullaby [1:37]: u mad?????
Lullaby [0:32]: tails
[0:29]: Lullabycalled a vote.
[0:25]: Vote passed!
[0:25]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[0:25]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
Buratiino.EE [0:12]: :d
oldsChooler [0:11]: :D
Youri Karmakovski [0:11]: you said tails but meant heads so we win
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:15)
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: -b4
oldsChooler [Intermission]: -gold
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Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: -ice
oldsChooler [Countdown]: PING IS STABEL
oldsChooler [Countdown]: :d
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Lullaby [9:36]: u mad?????
Lullaby [9:10]: u mad?????
Lullaby [8:36]: u mad?????
Lullaby [7:37]: u mad?????
Lullaby [7:11]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [6:45]: .
Lullaby [6:38]: :D
Lullaby [5:36]: u mad?????
Youri Karmakovski [5:28]: nice kid bind :D
Lullaby [4:20]: :D
[3:47]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:16]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:43
|<377u7 fraGaLL [Intermission]: intense gaming
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Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Lullaby [Warmup]: u mad?????
Lullaby [Warmup]: rup
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Lullaby [6:46]: u mad?????
[6:26]: The Doors are opening!!
Lullaby [5:59]: u mad?????
[5:29]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Lullaby [4:55]: u mad?????
[4:19]: Axis have returned the objective!
Lullaby [3:25]: u mad?????
Lullaby [2:07]: u mad?????
[2:00]: Axis have returned the objective!
Lullaby [1:49]: u mad?????
Lullaby [0:34]: god what warp
|<377u7 fraGaLL [0:02]: gg
Youri Karmakovski [0:01]: :)
Youri Karmakovski [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:43)
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: gg warping cunts
[Intermission]: noob disconnected
[Intermission]: Buratiino.EE disconnected
[Intermission]: Youri Karmakovski disconnected
[Intermission]: oldsChooler disconnected
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[Intermission]: Lullaby disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.