Obey us fuck you vs totalna zerowce (2179 views)
Elliot Lullaby
Vyjii 
bAstek
snsz sChooLer 
14.03.13 16:15 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 32 kills |
| Killing Spree | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 5 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 103% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | -,-' | 7 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | -,-' | 32% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 30 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU | 3 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 190 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | nuks | 272 damage per frag |
| What objective? | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 210 XP |
| Red Shirt | tZ-sensez | 37 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | tZ-sensez | 8 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU | 159 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | tZ-sensez | 2 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | tZ-sensez | 14 /kills |
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| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [Countdown]: | u mad????? |
| tZ-bAstek [Countdown]: | fuck lag |
| [14:51]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| [14:50]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [14:50]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:51]: | he lagging |
| tZ-sensez [14:51]: | so am i |
| [14:50]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [14:51]: | just play |
| OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU [14:51]: | :D! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:51]: | hes laggin in teamspeak |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:51]: | no comms |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:51]: | insta lose |
| tZ-sensez [14:50]: | its not like u need no lags to win |
| [14:50]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [14:51]: | yeh right.... |
| [14:50]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:50]: | stop hating caus u mirin |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [14:51]: | lol |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| -,-' [14:51]: | fun |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [14:51]: | k honey |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [14:51]: | FIGHT! |
| [14:17]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [14:09]: | u mad????? |
| -,-' [13:38]: | lul |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [13:38]: | u mad????? |
| -,-' [13:37]: | :D |
| nuks [13:31]: | :D |
| tZ-bAstek [13:28]: | lol.. |
| [13:25]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [13:23]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [13:19]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [13:18]: | OBEY US LULLA FUCK YOUcalled a vote. |
| [13:13]: | Vote passed! |
| [9:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [9:27]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [8:15]: | ggs |
| [8:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU [8:10]: | :D! |
| [7:56]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [7:55]: | :D |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [7:55]: | :D |
| -,-' [7:06]: | zo jij lagt man |
| [6:52]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:38]: | u mad????? |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:10]: | u mad????? |
| [6:04]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [5:38]: | u mad????? |
| nuks [5:01]: | wtf |
| [4:52]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [4:51]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [4:38]: | u mad????? |
| [4:38]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| [4:21]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [4:21]: | oh come on |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [4:21]: | hes lagging hard |
| -,-' [4:21]: | no shit |
| -,-' [4:21]: | xD |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [4:21]: | bastek is too |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [4:21]: | FIGHT! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [4:09]: | u mad????? |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [3:01]: | :D |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [3:01]: | :D |
| nuks [2:48]: | nice |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [2:42]: | i get new merc |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [2:37]: | cant play like this |
| [2:31]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| tZ-sensez [Intermission]: | im about to leave too |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:28 |
| tZ-sensez [Intermission]: | dont get 1 yet |
| [Intermission]: | noob disconnected |
| tZ-sensez [Intermission]: | next map |
| -,-' [Intermission]: | >.< |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [Warmup]: | oming |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [Warmup]: | 3rd |
| tZ-bAstek [Warmup]: | fast |
| tZ-bAstek [Warmup]: | gays |
| tZ-sensez [Warmup]: | LOL |
| tZ-sensez [Warmup]: | 6on6 cfg gg |
| -,-' [Warmup]: | no shit |
| -,-' [Warmup]: | xD |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [Countdown]: | hf |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [Countdown]: | u mad????? |
| [9:07]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [9:07]: | u mad????? |
| tZ-bAstek [9:06]: | :DDD |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [9:06]: | :D |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| -,-' [9:06]: | :D |
| tZ-bAstek [9:06]: | knife :D? |
| tZ-sensez [9:07]: | annoying |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [9:07]: | FIGHT! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [9:06]: | u mad????? |
| [8:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:17]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [8:05]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [8:04]: | u mad????? |
| [7:54]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:14]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [7:11]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [7:04]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [6:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:24]: | u mad????? |
| [6:05]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:04]: | u mad????? |
| tZ-sensez [6:05]: | omg |
| tZ-bAstek [6:05]: | what the fuck |
| tZ-sensez [6:04]: | fucktards |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:05]: | :D |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| tZ-sensez [6:05]: | most annoying idiots ever |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [6:04]: | FIGHT! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [6:04]: | u mad????? |
| [6:02]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [5:04]: | u mad????? |
| [5:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [4:07]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [4:06]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [3:52]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| OBEY US ELT FUCK YOU [2:56]: | fix ur fking lagg |
| -,-' [2:45]: | >.< |
| OBEY US ^WLULLA FUCK YOU [2:04]: | u mad????? |
| [1:36]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:52 (original: 9:28) |
| tZ-sensez [Warmup]: | thx pauses |
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