oneLine vs Happy Tree Friends (2145 views)

pl abyss
it djud
pl ShchepciO
nl base
hu jerK
fr Rapk


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
16.05.13 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 53 kills
Killing Spree SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN 4 frags without being killed
Accountant ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BIG BOOTY HOE 12 gibs
...and stay dead! BIG BOOTY HOE 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hTF'base 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hTF'Rapk 381 damage per frag
What objective? ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 335 XP
Red Shirt hTF'jerK 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BIG BOOTY HOE 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hTF'Rapk 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BIG BOOTY HOE 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BIG BOOTY HOE842474250120216686873611240/01/239/304/316414738
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN1083355349802221041277631510/03/346/216/319615843
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN7331440559001476507519540/02/435/373/319113747
SHI8889613515429045224930226433290/06/4120/3713/318414746
hTF'Rapk572662544200976807718540/01/022/342/230717526
hTF'base6322538602001161837395720/03/132/443/416312337
hTF'jerK61232396351111658768622490/05/532/403/616910735
hTF'617231021679113120450219753750/09/586/408/621313536
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIG BOOTY HOE95872122601631493199120/01/020/141/2K/KKK/KDDK/KDD/DDKKK/KKDDKDKKKDKTKD/DKKDDDDK
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN1041122221200939063291180/02/117/103/1/DKK/DKK/K/KK/K//DKKK/KKDKKDKDK/KKKDDKDDDKD
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN71981014300622192115180/02/17/81/0/KK/DD/D/K/KD/KKDKXKKDDKD
SHI90297535711012192748605480/05/244/325/3
hTF'Rapk7012171020012605261600/00/06/91/1DKDK/XDKKDDDDKDDKK
hTF'base811381822200531233407360/02/115/161/0DDKDK/K/DDKDKD/DDKKDKDDDKDKDKDKKK/KK/KKD
hTF'jerK3910511283110287732512090/00/410/182/5DDDKDTDDKDDKDKDDDKDDDDKSDKDDKDDDDKDDKKDD
hTF'6336436607116860592742450/02/531/434/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIG BOOTY HOE5796814300814401995520/00/07/61/0KDKD/D//D//KKDDK//K/KK
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN1271071411201429562077590/01/214/50/0DKK//DKKK/KKK/DDKKDDDTKKKK
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN631111422500626942524180/00/112/142/2DK/KDDKK/DDD/D/KDKDKDKDDK/DDKX/KDKDKK
SHI823143647100118709065961290/01/333/253/2
hTF'Rapk185331600051813221900/00/03/110/0/DD/K/D/DD/KDDKDDDD
hTF'base5863101700022049245000/00/08/132/2K/KDKDKDDDDD/DKKDKDDKDKDKDD
hTF'jerK88881618100827342421400/03/113/80/1DKDK/K/KDKK/KDK/DKKK/KDKK/K/K/DDDD
hTF'5520429511001565967090400/03/124/322/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIG BOOTY HOE852667101110581008600/00/15/52/1KDDKKXTKDDK/DKD
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN114628720151467923380/00/07/12/1//TK/KDKKK/DK/KK
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN4253614000117251724180/00/06/130/1DKK/KDDDDXKDDDDDKDDDK
SHI8014120283027425036551160/00/118/194/3
hTF'Rapk12253119000116681522180/00/010/81/0KDKDKDKK/KKDKDKKDKDD
hTF'base552459000310111538360/00/05/40/2/DKK/DK/KDDDKD
hTF'jerK7139571001976119000/01/04/60/0KDDKDDDK/KKD
hTF'831162125100536554250540/01/019/181/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIG BOOTY HOE100387720011221115900/00/17/50/0DKD/KKDDKKDKKD
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN9054910200420831472360/00/08/51/1DK/DK/KD/KDKDK/KKDK
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN2005210510011012115600/00/210/20/0KKKK/DKKKDKDKKD
SHI1301442622500643163787360/00/325/121/1
hTF'Rapk443949000215941361360/01/03/60/1KDK/DDKD/DDKD
hTF'base41051200010000/01/04/110/0KDDDDDDK/DKDKDDKD
hTF'jerK70071000020000/01/05/81/0/DKKDK/DKDKDKDDKD
hTF'52391631000515941361360/03/012/251/1

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Player Chats
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN [Warmup]: our kindness is priceless
hTF'base [Warmup]: thanks for waiting
hTF'base [Countdown]: hf
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN [Countdown]: same to you
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN [Countdown]: fun
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
hTF'Rapk [7:22]: eren is dead
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:45
[10:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:00]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:58]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:20]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:27 (original: 10:45)
[11:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN [11:32]: WaitKURWAAA
[11:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN [11:32]: my scope is moving
[11:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
BIG BOOTY HOE [11:32]: skolp
[11:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
BIG BOOTY HOE [11:32]: SIEMKA
BIG BOOTY HOE [11:32]: DZIEKUJE
[11:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
BIG BOOTY HOE [11:32]: :XDDDDDD
BIG BOOTY HOE [11:32]: ELO STOPA
[11:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:32]: FIGHT!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:06]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:06]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:08]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:52
hTF'base [3:45]: rematch btw?
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN [3:33]: someday np
[3:30]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[2:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:18]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:18]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
hTF'base [0:16]: gg
[0:15]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:15]: hTF'base disconnected
[0:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:06]: SIEMKA
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:06]: DZIEKUJE
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:05]: SIEMKA
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:05]: DZIEKUJE
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:05]: SIEMKA
BIG BOOTY HOE [0:05]: DZIEKUJE
hTF'Rapk [0:02]: siema
[0:01]: hTF'jerK disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:52)
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN [Intermission]: gg
hTF'Rapk [Intermission]: kurwabye
ATTACK ON TITAN SHIT OUT OF TEN [Intermission]: eloszka
[Intermission]: hTF'Rapk disconnected

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