TOTAL GAMING vs eats my bullets bitch matches (1891 views)

pl SkyLine
pl w1lko
pl bAstek
pl Tsuna
pl s0dji
pl KUNA


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
18.07.13 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LA CZUPA KABARA 28 kills
Killing Spree TOTAL bAstek 6 frags without being killed
Accountant TOTAL ADHD 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TOTAL ADHD 6 gibs
...and stay dead! KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TOTAL ADHD 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TOTAL bAstek 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LA CZUPA KABARA 109 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa 253 damage per frag
What objective? TOTAL ADHD 201 XP
Red Shirt LA CZUPA KABARA 36 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TOTAL ADHD 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TOTAL ADHD 211 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TOTAL bAstek 1 team kills
Gingerbread man Proszek do nosa 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Proszek do nosa6813417254011428133806290/00/023/242/016515235
LA CZUPA KABARA7815928365011053885549430/03/124/232/319215444
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa4513215334001037684562360/00/114/221/125113827
Ka64425609413023411969139171080/03/161/225/120314835
TOTAL ADHD1082012624600557804587360/01/025/190/122219148
TOTAL bAstek761862634501645004773480/00/124/233/417314066
TOTAL xXx 7014921284217500846101470/01/219/182/123815434
TOTAL 83536738615221815288139702310/02/268/185/121116246
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Proszek do nosa0204000117244800/00/00/30/0D/DD
LA CZUPA KABARA10041100006230000/00/01/10/0DK
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa3315130001335431180/00/01/20/0K/DD
Ka44212800025691179180/00/02/60/0
TOTAL ADHD3001831100038735900/00/03/10/0KDKK
TOTAL bAstek1003222100151521050/00/02/10/0/KKD
TOTAL xXx 10015110100277000/00/01/00/0SK
TOTAL 16765642101117956950/00/06/20/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Proszek do nosa1001722100043135700/00/02/20/0KKDD
LA CZUPA KABARA07040010398523250/00/01/30/1DDTDD
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa3001531100027734400/00/03/20/0KDKXK
Ka1333957201011061224250/00/06/70/1
TOTAL ADHD1501232000151920500/00/03/10/0/KDKK
TOTAL bAstek335130010250439430/00/01/31/0KTDDD
TOTAL xXx 3001931000045546200/00/03/20/0XKKKD
TOTAL 1613676001112241106430/00/07/61/0
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Proszek do nosa3664719301622103001290/00/08/130/0D/TDDK/KKD/KD/DDKDDK/DDD/KD
LA CZUPA KABARA6081122020072845322800/01/010/131/1DKXDK/DDKDK/K//K//DDKKKDKDKD/DDKD
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa2649519200518082309180/00/04/141/0DDDDKKD///DKD/DDDD/KDKDD
Ka4119424587011868638538470/01/022/402/1
TOTAL ADHD1201071210400329212090360/00/012/70/0KD/KDD/K/KKDKKKKDKDKKD
TOTAL bAstek128113181430052891237800/00/017/81/1K/KDKKK/KDKKDDD/DK/KDKDKD/KKKKKK
TOTAL xXx 667810151007272623951300/00/110/60/1K//K/K/DDDK/KDKDKKDK/K/DD
TOTAL 105298403980015853868631660/00/139/211/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Proszek do nosa0518000070000/00/013/62/0K/K/KKK/KDKK/KDK/K/KDKDK/KDD
LA CZUPA KABARA136671511300320831498180/02/112/61/1KDKDDKKD/KKKK/K/KKDKDKDKKD
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa605361010041348147800/00/16/40/1KDDD/K/K//KKDKDD
Ka6517129214001434312976180/02/231/163/2
TOTAL ADHD726481110011953193300/01/07/100/1DKDKKK/DDDDDDDKKDKKX
TOTAL bAstek33365151000844174600/00/14/111/3DKDDDKDDDDDDKDDDKDDK
TOTAL xXx 6337711311015501753170/01/15/102/0DKKDDDSKDDDKDKDKDKTD
TOTAL 561372037511143475432170/02/216/313/4

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Player Chats
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: tez
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: co nie znaczy ze Skyline nie jest rudya kurwa
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: w sobote bedzie mial
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: icemata
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: nawet mi sie nie chce dzisiaj odpisywac na twoje glupie teksty
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: wroci do swojego 30 acc per mapa
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: lepiej zeby byl rudy niz miec matke dziwke
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: bastek
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jak jedziesz na ryby to bierzesz mydlo?
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: jak
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: gowno
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: zlapiesz
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: no lepiej mniec matke dziwke,niz matke rumunke
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: bo jak gowno zlapiesz to rece umyjesz
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: to sie umyjesz
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: chociaz
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: przynajmniej
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: znam
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: to kurwa
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: prostaku
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: jebany
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: a bierziesz sloik i ocet?
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: dajcie rupa
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: i wyjdz z tego jebanego statku kosmicznego
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: bastek
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: bo jak chuja zlapiesz to zebys sobie mogl go zamarynowac
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: statek kosmiczny to mam jak na haju jestem
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: masz
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: haju
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDD
Proszek do nosa [Warmup]: PROSZEK DO PRANIA
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: i do tego wyglada jak grzyb
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jebany
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: plesniaku
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: chyba po makowcu kurwa
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: XD
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: dobra kurwa gorolu jebany kuna
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: DOBRA
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: OOO DOBRE
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: BASTEK HANYSIE
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: JEBANY
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: XD
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: UPIERDOLE CI LEB
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: CIUPAGA
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: gramy czy nie
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: kurwa
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: rupaj cwelu
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: bo twoja matke
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: sodji poszedl po cfg
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: nawiedze
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: zaraz
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: teraz sszuka na crossfire
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: w1lko cfg
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: nie ma
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: !
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jak juz taki cziter jak risk
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: chce moje cfg
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: to serio musze byc przejebany
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: kurwaaaaaaaaaaaa
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: rupaj
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: pierdolcu
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: Bastek what you name
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: dobra
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: tam allstar kuna
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: DZIURA TAM!
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: :XD
LA CZUPA KABARA [9:57]: zmixuje Ci pieroga
[9:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:12]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:49]: The Service Door has been breached!
LA CZUPA KABARA [8:48]: kolega mial laga
TOTAL bAstek [8:43]: japa
[8:32]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:27
TOTAL ADHD [Intermission]: jak macie tak grac
TOTAL ADHD [Intermission]: to odrazu wpiszcie wynik
TOTAL ADHD [Intermission]: 4:0
TOTAL ADHD [Countdown]: bo kuna sie posra
TOTAL bAstek [Countdown]: jeszcze wzieli frost :XD
TOTAL ADHD [Countdown]: tak sie spina pewnie
TOTAL bAstek [Countdown]: kuna dobry full
[1:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:25]: dobra bastek zamik more
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:26]: jebany
TOTAL ADHD [1:25]: aahahahah
TOTAL ADHD [1:25]: : D
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:26]: zebraku
[1:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
TOTAL ADHD [1:25]: cisy sie zastanawia czy sprzedac icemanta
TOTAL ADHD [1:25]: :D
TOTAL ADHD [1:25]: !
TOTAL bAstek [1:25]: zamik more?
[1:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [1:25]: kupa ?
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:25]: masz pewnie kurwa odstajace cycki i chodzisz kurwa w M albo S wiec zamkij jape pajacu pierdolony i zobacz w lusto i zastanow sie nad swoim zyciem pierdolony gamoniu
[1:25]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:25]: bo w ET dupy nie znajdziesz
[1:25]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
TOTAL bAstek [1:25]: KUNA po chuj mi dupa jak mam ciebie :*
[1:25]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[1:26]: LA CZUPA KABARAcalled a vote.
[1:25]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to braundorf_b4)
[1:25]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
TOTAL xXx [1:25]: sry
[1:25]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
LA CZUPA KABARA [1:26]: pierdolony frost i b4
[1:25]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:25]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:25]: FIGHT!
[1:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TOTAL bAstek [0:19]: :xd
TOTAL bAstek [0:16]: TEAMKILLER W CHUJ
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:27)
TOTAL ADHD [Intermission]: dupa rozepchana kuna stara rozjebana
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: : D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: szybko sie wkurwiam
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: ten skyline
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: pedal
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: zajebany
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: zas kuwra
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: gada
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: i gram 2 mapy ktorych nienawidze
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jak mu zaraz wypierdole
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: ona powiedziala ze chce duzego bo jej chlopak ma malego
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: no bastek
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: tak twoja matka gadala na forum
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: o twoim starym
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: wczora
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: NARAZIE
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: BASTEK
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: :D
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: FORFEIT
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: !
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: BANOWANIE GRACZA NA SERVERZE TS
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: PODCZAS MECZU
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: GG
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: jeszcze jedno slowo na temat Kamili a rozpiedole CI matke o beton
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: do mnie to kurwa bylo?
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: :D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: do bastka aka ufo z statku kosmicznego
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: c:*
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: hhahaha
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: wez co za skunline
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: ...
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
Proszek do nosa [Warmup]: xD
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: kamila?
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: ta z a4?
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: ta
TOTAL xXx [Countdown]: ladna kamilka
TOTAL xXx [Countdown]: jest
TOTAL xXx [Countdown]: :)
TOTAL bAstek [Countdown]: rozjebana troche
[9:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
TOTAL xXx [9:54]: xD
[9:54]: TOTAL ADHDcalled a vote.
LA CZUPA KABARA [9:54]: JESZCZE JEDNO SLOWO
[9:54]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[9:54]: Vote passed!
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: TY KURWO
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: JEBANA
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: do kogo piszesz
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: kurwa tylkobanowac umiesz ruda
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: ydziwko
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: ywypierdalaj
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: z tego tsa
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: nie wejdziesz
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: bastek
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: tam
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: 15 lat
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: i sie spinasz ...
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: daj spokoj
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: no nara nie gram z debilami
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: :XD
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: xD
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: XD
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: cojest
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: kurwa
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: za patologia
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: jakis kurwa sodji
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: obrazil sie
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: 2k13
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jebany kuniorz
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: tzac
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: basciu :)
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: szczym ryj
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: la czupa czups
[7:29]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:05]: The side gate has been built!
[6:38]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:20]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[4:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:34]: The side gate has been destroyed!
TOTAL xXx [2:45]: dobry medyk
LA CZUPA KABARA [2:35]: zamkij morde
LA CZUPA KABARA [2:34]: paajcu
TOTAL xXx [1:35]: XD
TOTAL xXx [1:35]: XD
TOTAL xXx [1:35]: XD
TOTAL xXx [1:19]: przegrywac z wh
TOTAL xXx [1:17]: to trzeba byc pierdolnietym
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [1:08]: kto ma wh pajacu ?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: karobksyl
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: 5/19
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: na wh
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: xD
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: xD
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: XD
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: XD
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Intermission]: napisz cala nazwe
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Intermission]: ;d
TOTAL xXx [Intermission]: usun ta gre
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: wyjebane
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: powies sie
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: w twoj nick
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: sodji
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: szkoda miejsca na takich cepow
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: jedz do tesco
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: po sznur
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: jak bym mial takie staty na wh to bym sie targnal na zycie
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: serio
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: ja mam wh ?
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: ogarnij leb ;o
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: chuj z Wami
KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa [Warmup]: :D
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: nie wiem
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :{D
LA CZUPA KABARA [Warmup]: :D
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: lepiej zapytaj
TOTAL bAstek [Warmup]: skuna dobral sie do swojego skilla :XDd
TOTAL xXx [Warmup]: ready
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: czemu nie chcieli zaakceptowac
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: gtv
TOTAL ADHD [Warmup]: GG WITKOWSKA
TOTAL ADHD [Countdown]: DZIURA TAM!
LA CZUPA KABARA [9:15]: DOBRE
TOTAL bAstek [9:08]: KURWA KAPISZ TAM 2 H
TOTAL bAstek [9:07]: DEBILU
[8:10]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:59]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:55]: The side gate has been built!
TOTAL ADHD [6:30]: bastek
TOTAL ADHD [6:29]: ec player
TOTAL bAstek [6:01]: mowi chodz na gore
TOTAL bAstek [5:59]: i nie
TOTAL bAstek [5:58]: idzie
TOTAL bAstek [5:57]: ze mna
TOTAL bAstek [5:57]: gg
TOTAL bAstek [5:55]: skyline
[5:55]: TOTAL xXx called a vote.
[5:53]: Vote FAILED! (KICK TOTAL bAstek)
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:04]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:56 (original: 10:00)
[Intermission]: Proszek do nosa disconnected
[Intermission]: TOTAL xXx disconnected
[Intermission]: TOTAL bAstek disconnected
LA CZUPA KABARA [Intermission]: dobry
LA CZUPA KABARA [Intermission]: dmg
[Intermission]: KarboksylazaRybulozobifosforanowa disconnected
TOTAL ADHD [Intermission]: bastek master of dmg
LA CZUPA KABARA [Intermission]: basttek
[Intermission]: LA CZUPA KABARA disconnected

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