Zawsze Dostajemy Wpierdol vs They call me (1859 views)

pl dawid
pl Akuku
pl Sinnsyk
pl kRyt


CB ET 2on2 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.07.13 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth akuku <3 swk 54 kills
Killing Spree akuku <3 swk 4 frags without being killed
Accountant dawid <3 swk 75% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! dawid <3 swk 9 gibs
...and stay dead! dawid <3 swk 17% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning akuku <3 swk 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! They_Call_Me_LOWtard 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer akuku <3 swk 204 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! They_Call_Me_LOWtard 303 damage per frag
What objective? akuku <3 swk 481 XP
Red Shirt They_Call_Me_LOWtard 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TCM kT 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore dawid <3 swk 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut dawid <3 swk 1 team kills
Gingerbread man akuku <3 swk 42 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
akuku <3 swk72481547560042106639179360/01/150/303/319712245
dawid <3 swk7540554729012212431117631060/06/448/431/323016348
<3 swk7388610814715016423094209421420/07/498/434/321414347
TCM kT5029643862003594341081700/03/139/481/221912639
They_Call_Me_LOWtard463224087300301150812277590/02/634/504/128814138
They_Call_Me_LOW4861883173500652094223094590/05/673/505/125413439
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
akuku <3 swk841291619100102455227700/00/116/60/2KD/KKKDDKK/KK//K/DDD/KK/D/KKK/KDK/D
dawid <3 swk1001211919400739263415500/01/118/110/0DKDKDK/DDKKDD/KD/KK/K/K/KKKDK/DKKDKKKD
<3 swk9225035385001763815692500/01/234/170/2
TCM kT4071102500072655313300/01/09/180/0/KDKK/K/DD/KDDKDDK/DD/DDDD/DDDDKKDK
They_Call_Me_LOWtard399011282001130373248590/01/18/162/0/D/DD/KK/KDDD/KDK/D/KK//DDK/K/DKDDDDDKD
They_Call_Me_LOW4016121532001856926381590/02/117/342/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
akuku <3 swk521261223200142861257100/00/011/91/0KD/K//DD/K///KK/K//K/DD/KDK/KKDDKD/
dawid <3 swk2377626100830403149360/00/16/150/2/KD/DDDDDK//DDDD//KDDKDDDKDKD//D
<3 swk3820318493002259015720360/00/117/241/2
TCM kT681101522100152685268200/01/013/71/0DK/DK/KKK/D/KKD//D/K/KK//KDDK//K/K//K
They_Call_Me_LOWtard6699121800073035321900/00/011/101/1DK/K/KKD/KDKD/DK/KDK/KDDKDKDD/
They_Call_Me_LOW672092740100225720590100/01/024/172/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
akuku <3 swk5611691620052114216400/00/09/110/1DDK//DKK/XKDKKDD/KD/DKDDKD
dawid <3 swk6879111630132118270020/03/28/101/1DKD/DT/KDDDK/KDKDKKDDKKDKDKD
<3 swk62195203250184232486420/03/217/211/2
TCM kT8672131510071939165100/01/012/80/0K/KKD/K/D//KDDKKDKDK/KK/DKKD
They_Call_Me_LOWtard5781111910072925258100/01/39/91/0K//D/KD/DKDKK//D/KDDKDDKDKDKDK
They_Call_Me_LOW721532434200144864423200/02/321/171/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
akuku <3 swk10011017171001332332167360/01/014/42/0K/K///K/KDK/K/K/KKDK/K/KK/KK/KD/KD
dawid <3 swk1631281811100433472499180/02/016/70/0KKK/KKKDK/KKKKDK/KDDDKKKKDD/K
<3 swk13223835282001765804666540/03/030/112/0
TCM kT204352400062155335100/00/15/150/2/D//DDKDDDDDDDDKDKDD/DDDDK/K/
They_Call_Me_LOWtard275262200052511322900/00/26/150/0D/DDDDDDKDDDDKK/DD/DK//KDKDD
They_Call_Me_LOW24951146000114666658000/00/311/300/2

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Player Chats
dawid <3 swk [Warmup]: akukszku moj ucznu xD
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: :XD
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [Warmup]: rupac kurwy
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: a jak
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: milcz
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: bo mewy cie zjedza
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: jeszcze tylko garnitur
[10:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
akuku <3 swk [9:05]: :XD
dawid <3 swk [9:03]: xDD
TCM kT [8:29]: xddd
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [8:26]: :xd
akuku <3 swk [5:36]: :XD
[5:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
dawid <3 swk [4:13]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [4:13]: :XD
[4:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:12]: FIGHT!
[3:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TCM kT [2:30]: xd
[2:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [2:13]: hit
akuku <3 swk [2:11]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [1:34]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [1:33]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [1:01]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [0:47]: :XD
TCM kT [0:40]: GG
dawid <3 swk [0:37]: wp
akuku <3 swk [0:08]: MACIE TO CHLOPAKI
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TCM kT [Warmup]: gje gje
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [Warmup]: kurwa dawac bo czasu nie mam na glupoty
[9:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TCM kT [9:39]: hahahahhahaha
TCM kT [9:39]: XD
[9:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [9:40]: :XD
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [9:39]: zjebany kot
[9:39]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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TCM kT [9:40]: kota kopnal
[9:39]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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TCM kT [9:39]: i wyjebal
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[9:39]: FIGHT!
akuku <3 swk [9:04]: :XD
[8:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
dawid <3 swk [4:54]: HIT
[4:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
akuku <3 swk [4:52]: :XD
dawid <3 swk [4:31]: Xd
[2:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
akuku <3 swk [1:26]: :XD
[0:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [Warmup]: ok teraz Wasza supply
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: :XD
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [Warmup]: my bronimy
dawid <3 swk [Warmup]: nom
TCM kT [Warmup]: :D
dawid <3 swk [Warmup]: no
TCM kT [Warmup]: :D
TCM kT [Warmup]: :D
dawid <3 swk [Warmup]: chcecie atakowac?
dawid <3 swk [Warmup]: moze jednak?
TCM kT [Warmup]: :D
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: wybierajcie chcecie atakowac czy bronic
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: :XD
TCM kT [Warmup]: bronic
TCM kT [Countdown]: lbo moze
TCM kT [Countdown]: a nie jednak bronic
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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They_Call_Me_LOWtard [8:37]: un
akuku <3 swk [8:37]: zw ma
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [8:37]: aha super
[8:37]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [8:37]: to miedzy ta runda a nastepna bede mial 2 h zw
akuku <3 swk [8:37]: poszedl po kota
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dawid <3 swk [8:37]: kopa mu
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[8:37]: FIGHT!
[7:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
akuku <3 swk [7:03]: ukryta campa
dawid <3 swk [6:39]: :XD
dawid <3 swk [6:38]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [6:36]: :XD
TCM kT [6:35]: kurwa jak sie wystraszylem
TCM kT [6:32]: XD
[6:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:30]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[5:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TCM kT [4:17]: laguje cie teleporcie
akuku <3 swk [4:03]: A CIEBIE TELEPORTUJE
dawid <3 swk [4:00]: XD
akuku <3 swk [3:16]: :XD
TCM kT [2:36]: nie da sie ciebie trafic stary
akuku <3 swk [2:33]: :XD
TCM kT [2:28]: kot ci zaszczal kable
TCM kT [2:28]: ?
akuku <3 swk [2:22]: tobie mozg
TCM kT [2:18]: ok
akuku <3 swk [2:17]: mniej pij
akuku <3 swk [2:14]: to bedziesz trafial
[2:06]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:53
akuku <3 swk [Intermission]: jak uwazasz ze jego ping to plus dla nas
akuku <3 swk [Intermission]: to brawo
akuku <3 swk [8:07]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [8:03]: omg
akuku <3 swk [7:57]: co ty odpierdalasz
TCM kT [6:02]: gibasz sie przed celownikiem jak pierdolony rezus
akuku <3 swk [5:59]: :XD
akuku <3 swk [5:59]: :XD
[5:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
akuku <3 swk [5:37]: :XD
TCM kT [5:37]: znou
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [5:37]: nie mam czasu
akuku <3 swk [5:37]: I BELIVE I CAN FLY
[5:37]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[5:37]: FIGHT!
akuku <3 swk [5:15]: :XD
TCM kT [2:41]: kurwa nie teleportuj
TCM kT [2:40]: uciekasz
akuku <3 swk [2:34]: nie pierdol
TCM kT [2:27]: smiec kurwa nie internet
akuku <3 swk [2:25]: :XD
[2:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
dawid <3 swk [2:05]: DOBRE UNIKI XD
They_Call_Me_LOWtard [1:55]: kurwa
[1:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
akuku <3 swk [1:51]: milcz
[1:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
akuku <3 swk [1:15]: mozecie to miec
akuku <3 swk [1:05]: POJEDYNCZO
akuku <3 swk [1:03]: WIECEJ NEI
TCM kT [0:24]: wygralismy
akuku <3 swk [0:21]: siedz tam
akuku <3 swk [0:20]: i nie gadaj
akuku <3 swk [0:07]: koko jumbo i do przodu
akuku <3 swk [0:03]: otworrz mu
TCM kT [0:02]: motto
TCM kT [0:01]: zyciowe
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:53)
[Intermission]: TCM kT disconnected
[Intermission]: dawid <3 swk disconnected
[Intermission]: They_Call_Me_LOWtard disconnected
akuku <3 swk [Warmup]: dzieki

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