turbot vs Serious Incident Called Karma (4044 views)

fi Metsuri
gb razz
fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi walle
gb koop
fi olBaa
de Oxy
gb Sheep
ee subbi
mt toxic

CB ET 6on6 SummerCup 2013
Premier League
UB Round 2
04.08.13 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT STATTI 29 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT STATTI 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT STATTI 153% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius 10 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT Swanidius 71% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT STATTI 29 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! sick6 TOXIC 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT VOKKI 140 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT Swanidius 227 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 177 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT VOKKI 41 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? sick6 kOOp 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT STATTI 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT Swanidius 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT Swanidius 8 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT STATTI15317129197005472535821710/00/129/110/316318953
TURBOT Swanidius5617714251003831893299740/03/314/110/322813226
TURBOT WALLE718322319006353732541810/09/34/147/816110536
TURBOT VOKKI669427415017378237781620/00/418/230/91409236
TURBOT DRUWIN7013121306018441142981430/02/415/155/521014347
TURBOT Metsuri8015516202018311432611370/01/215/71/319516333
TURBOT 7881112916639064222758214728680/015/295/713/318313735
sick6 Sheep?!6611321312115334037621270/02/217/193/315911857
sick6 Oksii711042231301634834903850/00/323/190/315815825
sick6 kOOp5689152750083009297000/08/30/137/420111039
sick6 subbi9312926288015439546181870/05/218/194/216916544
sick6 olBaa10013923231022423441862310/00/120/155/218418224
sick6 TOXIC6598172410216301123191430/01/32/915/21778935
sick6 7467212416429363221472227587730/016/380/934/217513736
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI15217129197005472535821710/00/129/110/3KDKK/KDDKDKKKKDK//KKKKDKXKK/DKDDDKKKKKDKKDKK/KDKD
TURBOT Swanidius5617714251003831893299740/03/314/110/3/T//KKDKDK/DTKKDD/KK/DKTDK/D/DDDDKXKDKDKDDD
TURBOT WALLE708322319006353732541810/09/34/147/8DD/DDDKD/KKK/KDDDKK/KDKKKDDKDD/K/KKKDDKDKDKDKDKDDDDKD
TURBOT VOKKI659427415017378237781620/00/418/230/9D/KKD/DDKKDKDKDDKKKDK/XKDDD/DDDKDDXKDKDDDK/KKDDDKKKDKDD/KKDKDT/KDDKDKDD
TURBOT DRUWIN7013121306018441142981430/02/415/155/5DXK/KDDKKKDKDDK//KDDDD/KKKK/D/KTDKDDKKK/KK/DKDKDXDDDDD
TURBOT Metsuri8015516202018311432611370/01/215/71/3DDKKKDKKDD/K/KK///K/KK/DKDDKDK/KDKTDD
TURBOT 8281112916639064222758214728680/015/1795/8113/31
sick6 Sheep?!6711321312115334037621270/02/217/193/3KDKD/KDK/KKDKDKDKKDDDD/DDK/DDTDDDKDKDDKSDKDDDK/DKKKKK
sick6 Oksii701042231301634834903850/00/323/190/3K/DDKDDDKKDK/D/KK/KKDK/DDD/TDKDDDKDKKXKDDKDKDDKKDDDKKDK
sick6 kOOp5589152750083009297000/08/30/137/4/KKKD/DKKDXDKD/KD///DDDD/KDKXDDKKDDKDDXD/KDKK
sick6 subbi9212926288015439546181870/05/218/194/2DKDKDKDDDDKDKDK/K/DDTDKK/XKK/KDKKKKD/KDKDDKDDKDKKKDKKDKD
sick6 olBaa10013923231022423441862310/00/120/155/2KDDKDKDKTD/DDKK/KKDXKKDKDKDKDKDDTKKDDKDKDKDDKKDKK
sick6 TOXIC7098172410216301123191430/01/32/915/2/K/KKDKKDDKDDD/DSKDDK/KDKKDSKKKDD/KTDKD/KD
sick6 7667212416429363221472227587730/016/1480/9434/16

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Player Chats
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: did u win ur shitty 3o3 raz
sick6 kOOp [Warmup]: razz
TURBOT DRUWIN [Warmup]: koop ur gay
sick6 kOOp [Warmup]: :(
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: fo raz
TURBOT DRUWIN [Warmup]: rup
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: whats that
sick6 Sheep?! [Warmup]: subbi is pooping
sick6 Oksii [Warmup]: tox lags while subbi flushes, gotta wait it out
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: mikähä servu tää o :|
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: hollanti varmaa
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: jep
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: parempi mitä natsisaksa
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: kevyt pingeli
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: oo ilone että on nl eikä de
TURBOT DRUWIN [Warmup]: come on
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: I think subbi should eat more fiber
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: se meni sekottaa vodkaa
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: D>
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[10:43]: FIGHT!
[10:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:43]: TURBOT DRUWINcalled a vote.
TURBOT DRUWIN [10:43]: incase we need pause
[10:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
TURBOT DRUWIN [10:43]: when he lags..
sick6 TOXIC [10:43]: im lagging all the time :( whos gna pause for me :(
sick6 Sheep?! [10:43]: ^
[10:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
TURBOT DRUWIN [10:43]: ur not 999
TURBOT VOKKI [10:43]: but you can move :S
[10:42]: Vote FAILED! (Referee TURBOT DRUWIN)
sick6 TOXIC [10:43]: i was 999 before :(
sick6 Sheep?! [10:43]: he's probably more useful that way
[10:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [10:43]: and now your ping is fine
[10:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [10:42]: torrents ended i reckon
[10:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:43]: TURBOT DRUWINcalled a vote.
[10:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:43]: TURBOT DRUWIN is now a referee
[10:43]: Vote passed!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:43]: FIGHT!
[10:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:18]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:17]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:04]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT Metsuri [4:55]: :-)
TURBOT Metsuri [4:54]: :-)
TURBOT Metsuri [4:54]: :-)
TURBOT Metsuri [4:54]: :-)
sick6 olBaa [3:25]: hyv' serveri
TURBOT Swanidius [3:18]: hep
sick6 kOOp [3:16]: :o)
TURBOT Metsuri [2:49]: vittu p''se t''lt takaa
sick6 olBaa [2:07]: jollaa on taas mukavaa ddossailla
sick6 Oksii [1:41]: can we change servers after this
TURBOT Swanidius [0:48]: Lal
TURBOT STATTI [0:46]: suddenly a lag
TURBOT STATTI [0:44]: :/
[0:37]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:22
sick6 olBaa [Intermission]: tää ollu koko ajan tätä
sick6 olBaa [Intermission]: ei nyt yhtäkkii
TURBOT STATTI [Intermission]: mulla ei ollu alussa mitää hätää
TURBOT DRUWIN [Warmup]: new serv
TURBOT DRUWIN [Warmup]: im warping everywhere last 2 mins
sick6 Oksii [Warmup]: everyone is
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: no. just razz is
sick6 Oksii [Warmup]: :D
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: i been doing it the whole round
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: ettikääs uus servu
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: Koko ajan vittu
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: jollai hyvät harrastukset ku häiritsee pelejä
sick6 Oksii [Warmup]: pm me server details then, vokki/swani
sick6 olBaa [Warmup]: jep
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: time 14.22
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: ohurcool is saying that all ycn servers and bnc are lagging
sick6 Oksii [Warmup]: hence a non-ycn server.
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: care give us new server

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